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Georgina

Can you tell more stories about people who’ve messaged you on insta and once knew you and now want stuff from you? More about how people’s interactions with you change after you’ve told them you have a YT channel?

FarmYard Gaming

year of the year

Kevin Martin

This has all unfolded by the time I’ve heard this but I like that you defended “innocent until proven guilty.” Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone that you’re a good person.

Zulugwa

THE METH IS COOKING. I smell it acros the atlantic ocean. gachiHYPER

Pang

Why You Lyin For of the Year? --- Poois Pamilton "Every word" --- Aston Martin "We will be introducing upgrades" --- Justin Trudeau "I did not invite an SS vet to be honored in Parliament " --- Gene Haas " I care about Formula 1" --- Lil' Rocket " New Year, New Me"

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Obvious is the spazTIC

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Worst driver of the history go to Vitch Tits

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Award: Worst driver named Lance Stroll. Winner: Lance Stroll.

「Vinz」 ᵀᴹ

This is making me so hard of the year

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Sugestion for the prize giving categories: 1- Why you dont stop to lie you nobhead? - Winner is RPM for not making a weeakly podcast

Noel George

"Career Destroyer of the Year"

Noel George

"Disgrace to the Family Name of the Year"

Amir Vafaei

From BBC.CO.UK: "The investigation into Horner could take weeks, and there are even questions as to whether it will be complete in time for the start of the season." Waiting for the RPM [almost] Official award giving ceremony... Lets see if Daddy still fits in the tuxedo!

868Hex

masterclass broadcast 👍👍👍

DumbBaka

As an American I can confirm it's terrible here. One person can ruin your life for no reason. Thank God they don't have it over there

ChingyfromAus

I feel it is unlikely we will see any more content from RPM this month, as he has been unable to pay his internet bill, due to spending all his money on pre ordering 2025 Lewis Hamilton Team Spaget Merch. Spoiler prediction, Just as Sir Hamilton is just about to jump in his new shiny red team spaget automobile, Max Verstrapon will jump in the car and take off, after the new Driver Contracts Director, Mr Masi, orders a re shuffle. This will leave Lewis to return to Merc, to sit in the garage and watch Mick Schumacher drive his car around, for approximately 35 seconds, before tearing it in half as per.

spanish war criminal

Award: Driver that made me pussy wet of the year Winner: Alonso during the brazilian grand prix

spanish war criminal

Award: Chinese Woman of the year Winner of course is the french pig esteban

TheLazyHatGuy

Award Idea: Cringe induced Coma of the year Winner: Mr Machine Gun Baker

TheLazyHatGuy

SIGMA BASTARD OF THE YEAR goes to SigmaLonso for his overtake on the Mexican minister of disgrace

Commonly HMRC

For the awards something like how many times TeamLH wanted to vs. actually cut themselves in the bath

Kaeres

For the awards: something about Checo not getting to Q3 so many times

Andrew

That Aston sidepod has more underbite than Lance and his sister's secret child

Furashu

Paint stuff is simple. Ferrari and Red Bull managed to build their car in a way it reaches the minimal weight. Others team can't reach it in normal way so they take out paint.

Sigmalonso

Whiney little bastard of the year, there’s my input, swear down on me Nan’s grave

Ionut Alex

I don't agree with your take, I believe that if Horner leaves RB is fucked long term.

Slagasaurus

Shithousery award with clips

Lord Ba'al

I've got an award idea..... The Sigma Alonso award for the most Pre-Threesome photos! Check it out, seriously!

Amir Vafaei

Lets do a colab with Andrew Humberman!!

Balázs Bálint

Yeah, thought you may find Max fans/Lewis haters share the core ideologies with Hitler

Yosef Cardoso

eggs.. working out... also 4:30 in.. I have a woke strap (garmin venu2) haha I had I put down my blunt. I'm dying already

Yosef Cardoso

The best decision I made prior to listening to this was rolling up a blunt.

bukkstappen

Sigma bastard of the year - again (sigmalonso moves) What the fuk are you playing at spastic (top 3 stroll moments)

Symmetric Asymmetric

That comment about Hamilton and Hitler being the most famous Mercedes drivers made me realize that Hamilton has more similarities with Hitler than any other drivers on the grid. Both have a last name that start with H, both are/ were vegans (well Adolf was vegetarian and only late in his life, but the point remain) and both have similar heights 1,74/1,75 m. Not the mention both of their fanbases are insane.

Jennga, a Shagger

Your cinematic masterpiece was incredible. Keep up the good work. You have the power to change the world with your generational talent.

Marnix Vandersmissen

The insane ranting that RPM produces does wonders for my daily meditation routine ❤️

Tokki Yamaguchi

I would like to echo some of the people saying it's never too late. you are an inVESTIgative gernolisim and there is no timescale on works of art. also a category I would like to present is: Most Nerve of the season

Jack

fuck you're are a funny and insightful cunt

Connor

Spaz of the year Nominations: - Perez fans for booing Leclerc despite it was Perez fucking up in Mexico - the ferrari pit crew for not having tyres ready at the Dutch Grand Prix - Lance Stroll for being Lance Stroll

jay

i got a category for the rpm ceremony: Actual F1 2023 Champion. Just whoever got second. bc max was gonna win anyway. If you ignored him the season was pretty interesting with maclaren & astonmartin being "kind of" back.

TomasK

It was Lance.

Alexandr Nita

Fuck any cunt who told rpm to not do cinematic masterpieces anymore!!!

Team El Haych

You are going to need to eat a lot more than four eggs if you wanna get yoked. You need to be eating 1 g of protein per pound of bodyweight.

Murray Walker

Thank you. I am informed

Regime Intensifies

Mr. RPM, listen... FUCK these team-lh-hamas-cunts that tell you to not do these cinematic masterpieces anymore,... please? If Quentin fuckin Tarantino listened to all the people who said "oh, you'll never succeed with your style of making movies".... well.... then we would lack a lot of real cinematic masterpieces, wouldn't we? I loved every second of your Verstappen video and I couldn't cope with you stopping to make things like this just because somewhere here in the comment section there are worthless, ugly pieces of shite that try to devalue you. Please listen to sane people like me. Alahu akb0r or sth like that.

Gary Indiana

In the award show your last video needs to win Academy Award for Best Picture of All Time

Regime Intensifies

bro, my football team won today in an away derby which was crazy as fuck (16 minutes of overtime), but my cheering was astonishingly greater when I saw the new fucking THE NERVE episode was on! Thank you man.

Maroulita

Yes! Please! Give us people the award show! It doesn't matter if it comes halfway through this season! But I think we all love it! Even if you did videos of the last three races (or whichever ones you were planning to do videos for and then bailed on them because "it was too late"), I'm sure most of us here would still watch!

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

get use to it bitch #teamlh —> abituati, stronza #teamlh

ABDULBAKUR AL BAGDADDI

Not too late for the award show. Biggest domestic twitter terrorist of the year. For most mental fan.

CowsWithGuns

Just got footage from inside WTC Building 7 on 9/11 on Instagram. I am now convinced 9/11 memes are propaganda from the CIA getting young men ready for war again. RPM is a PSYOP

Airflow To The Turbo 🦁

Leave it to RPM to end up putting out the most reasonable, measured, calm and realistic response to Hornergate. 😀

Superferrariman

Dude keep on going with the cinematic masterpieces! You improved a lot lately, so who knows if we are losing the next Nolan! Or at least the next F1 Nolan (which isn’t something much, but you have Antti to go against, so it’s a challenge!!)

Pang

We Burnt the Guacamole Financial Decision of they Year award - Aston Martin for using 30% of their driver allocation on the owners inbred son. - Sergio Perez fucking it on turn 1 at the Mexican Grand Prix - The City of Las Vegas attempt to suck a man’s hole into a manhole. - NATO

marc conner

Fuck it will spill like the oil Brazil with alonso.....Mr mohawk been a sound man thank you for everything no being Russell or nothing just thanks man videos are amazing 👌 look forward to them all the time and this is a 40 year old micheal fan tae lol(2001 best looking car 🚗) keep the dream u will be lewis fan soon

Pang

Why you lyin for HAS to be a category!

Pang

Like mini minnows Mercedes and McLaren?

Jeff McGinley

The latest Max video

Pang

Yea, some fat ugly bitch so she doesn’t count

swaggerdoggo

Wife beater award pls

HaasSymp

It is never too late for award show OR a wrap up of the last three races last season. Your analyses are so spot on they literally are the only way I know anything meaningful about F1.

No Nazis in Argentina

This was the easiest wank I've ever had

Cam Stevens

Spastic moment of the year

Commonly HMRC

Already done and learned how to train carrier pigeons to send my mail. Good luck to you

Commonly HMRC

This is why we can't have nice things

16_55_50_51

praise the fucking looooooord

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Very important question for today emergency broadcast. The big dick shaft husband Chrisitian Horner is gonna be molested at prison after been throw in jail?

Jackary

Just give us the award show you bastard

Greg

@26:00 Okay now I have a boner.

Greg

"Do you want to win or do you want to be comfortable?" PUT IT ON A POSTER

Friendly Dragon

Thanks for taking my question.

Zulugwa

Its never too late for award show. forsenBased

Zulugwa

MOOOOOOOOOR CUMTAR SOLOS gachiHYPER

Zulugwa

Nono, If someone cumplains about something, do more of it 9000 times more. ZULUL

Zulugwa

QA: Do you know who Forsen is?

Foley's Wedding Planner

Jos Verstappen would take Redbull for an undefeated season and somehow petition the FIA to add a race mid season just so they can win even more.

Foley's Wedding Planner

No more cinematic masterpieces :( Babes no...more plissss

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Hope George was worth it???? WHATTTTTT?????"

Foley's Wedding Planner

He says that like we wont all learn how to use carrier pigeons just to physically mail him shitposts for the meme

Hella Stackz

You want me to go the Sheffield town center with the fucking chavs just to get a pigeon, what is this some side quest?

Foley's Wedding Planner

"I do a few healthy things to mitigate the impact that doing this podcast has on my body"

shansta

fuck the hater on the cinematic masterpiece. It was great and they are all retarded for not knowing true art when they see it and I mean that. I sent that video to my mom and she loved it.

Zuzana

also known as Helmut's Best Hits

MrCubehead

Please continue the cinematic masterpieces!

DubSe7en

Wait, what video was the cinematic masterpiece? Must have missed it

Silvio Bissa

The correct italian translation would be "Abituatevici, stronzi. #scuderiaLH"

Amy

autistic meltdown of the year

Kaeres

Liam Lawson - prizs for showing RB that they dont need Daniel. Daniel should get a Lucky of the year prize for his wrists

Kaeres

Cyborg of the year for Max and all his wins.

Michael Kislansky

Don't you dare stop creating cinematic masterpieces!!! You destroyed all seasons of DTS with this one

Zulugwa

Thats a very hORny boi.

David

Best autistic Stroll moments of the year please master

Emanuel N.

10 min of son light a day?! In the UK in February!?

Matt

Crazy they stopped talking about the rape of Andretti too

Marco

Simply a masterpiece. Thank you mate 🙏

Charlie

Best F1 Father of the Year: Max Verstappen for stealing Danny’s kid, Jos Verstappen, Daddy Perez (the old one) and Lewis’s Father.

Charlie

HEAR ME OUT. Hear me out. No wait LISTEN: LIVE STREAM THE PRIZE GIVING CEREMONY.

Curtis Liddell

i liked the cinematic masterpiece grow up RPM

Dany Furzov

Prize giving category: the bigot'st moment of the year

Amir Vafaei

It seemes to me that I am in the "beginning" of an amazing relationship, bear with me: You find this person, she (or he, whatever) looks amazing, you kiss, you fuck once, then twice and soon, you will loose count. Each time youre exchanging bodily fluids it feels even better. Soon you find out that youre in love: You love watching her when she is on the toilet, you love listening to her voice so much, you constantly go back to the old voice messages she sent you. As time goes by, you get to know her better and you realize that she seems perfect; that's when the fear cames in: - "Am I blind by love?" - "Maybe, but fuckin look at her!" -" I KNOW!" And then you realize youre not only in love, youre addicted. It has been more than a year, yet you feel more, not less...

Obreon

Didn't Sauber have a women team principle in mid 2010s?

Yukl27

P.S. the Red Bull Team principal should be Klaus Schwab.....

Bence Gábor

Horndog of the Year for the most out of pocket moment during the season

Yukl27

Iswear downs onmeNansgrave I would watch the shit out of an awards video even if it was 2 weeks after the opening race....

Bigbird067

I would up my payment for the patreon by 3x if we got two episodes a week

Christian Horny

Cuck of the year category

philjib

Catagory: The career ending move of the year

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

i second this

El Cha

Award show category: “Fernando’s Hold My Cock, of the Year”

Trike PJ

Bro that thumbnail

Baseem Mayala

"... Corner a pigeon" 🤣

Desmo 🐱🍑🥷

Alright boss, I won’t call you again 🤣

the consumer

AND HERE COMES ADOLF HITLER TO WIN THE 2025 BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX

francis reddyhoff

Approach the pidgin tell it your name and state your intentions, then pick it up open handed.

Sam Kirk

$3.50 for this is a steal

Achmed Rosenstein

Award suggestions Ferrari Shame Award: A) Carlos crying in Australia B) Charles crying in Brazil C) Carlos vs Las Vegas sewer system Spastic Moment of the Year: A) The Window Licker careening around Monaco B) The Window Licker careening around every F1 track C) Logan Sargent Worst Overtake of the Year: A) Sergio Perez vs Charles in Mexico B) Window Licker vs wall in Singapore C) Osama vs Lando In Singapore

Railwheezy

Do not...repeat, DO NOT...bail on the awards show. Category suggestion: Promising-prospect-turned-bitter-disappointment of the year.

Commonly HMRC

The RPM Award Ceremony starring MICHAEL MASI and GOATIFI 🐐

Charles Magnuson

Williams’ livery wasn’t too bad, huh? Love the blue and white.

Jabingus

I want to hear RPM rant about the Andretti situation so bad

Commonly HMRC

Now offering Patreon mobile for 19.99 line/month. Call your favorite creators 24/7/365.

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

So, we need more of those cinematic masterpieces and more of the fat guitar solos and more of investGAYshion and more of (FAG) Forza Autistic Gameplay and the award ceremony. Get to work daddy. Love your content in all seriouneSs

Fistful of Drachma

If dossiers have the same power in the UK as they do in America, Horner's in pretty deep shit. You don't even need to have any evidence to substantiate accusations for people to think they're real. French words borrowed by the English language have an air of sophistication too compelling for the average American.

Bart B. (G4rr3tt)

Go outside and chase a butterfly xD

Adam Methven

Do the fucking award show 😂

Bernard Phillips

Re: the liveries and why Rb and Ferrari have fully painted cars. There was an episode of The Race tech show podcast a while back talking about F1 paint tech etc with a guy who's heavily involved in that industry as well as aerospace coatings and such. Basically the top teams have dumped huge resources into making lighter coatings with more aerodynamic micro textures on the surface (imagine a golf ball type effect but microscopic) so they can get away with it and it actually conveys an aero advantage, not just a visual one. The smaller teams or anyone struggling with weight as it is will just opt for the cheaper solution of just not painting it.

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

Categories: Award for the asshole who cracked the most under pressure.

Hellenictrapstar

Horner getting caught being horny ironic

Charles Ewen

Please more cinematic masterpieces! Also still good with you still calling out the spastic!

Femboy

Latifi of the year

AustralianViking715

Demon spawn from hell award, in third place helmet Marko Second place Fernando Alonso First place Max Verstappen

Maggicman

We need a real bitch.....like Hillary Clinton. Masterpiece

John Smith

RPM award show needs to have an award for biggest cockblock of the year.

02bugeye

Red Bull boutta get fuckin wrecked

SJ

On a packed Tokyo train and having to strategically hide that pic lol

Dum Fuk

Monisha Kaltenborn did exist, but was not hot.... Not even close.

Grumps Yo

G5 baby! Big dick, and lots of money! His actual (Les Grossman's) words.

tippinon944s

Hardly expected to have my question answered. This podcast makes work bearable.

Femboy

🔥🔥

Keith🦜

“Don’t fucking call me on Instagram.” I’m patiently waiting for what you all do… I’m carrier pigeon messaging him… cuz that’s bad ass.

Marcin

Michael Masi should replace Horner. He is not afraid to make bald moves if needed and he should get along well with RB.

BlazingGandalf

Everybody who hated the cinematic masterpiece genuinely cant appreciate (and/or understand) how FUCKING GOOD it actually was. You didnt fcking short sell it. Keep it UP. Just as much as the investigaytions. I didnt know i need this so much in my life.

BlazingGandalf

the last one 💀

Lucas Tieman

Frankly, he shouldn't be cracking a whip on people, he should hire people who crack the whip on themselves and then execute anyone who doesn't crack the whip hard enough. Auto-Erotic Sadism, not Auto Erotic Sadism. Watching is fine, when you get in there yourself, that's when you get in trouble.

Aladeen Madafaka

Agreed 💯

E-White

Fuck those people who didn’t like the Verstappen Masterpiece. Let the cook cook. The best ‘let’s cut to the audience’ of the year

Commonly HMRC

Real F1 Journalism is talking about Christina Horner instead of livery reactions like the massive Forehead does.

Simon

hold my cock

Commonly HMRC

I am calm... I am calm... keep up the autistic flagship and recording at all hours of the night. 3 am recording sessions are the best. When is Lil Rocket making a guest appearance next?

Joshua Hendrix

That Italian sounds suspiciously like Abu Dhabi

Commonly HMRC

Definitely the last one. I already know who is getting it

PDR's mum's flaps

Hold my steak flaps

Zipa

If the horndog at RB does get fired, Toto is going to laugh his pumpernickel off. One category for your awards show should be Sigma bastard move of the season, because let's face it, the SigmAlonso is always going to win Sigma bastard of the year.

HaasSymp

Neuralink + AI = Global Demons Taking Over Human Race

ImJustAGirl

Fuck the haters, keep making those cinematic masterpieces. Perfectly reasonable Prize-giving ceremony categories: 1. Best channeling of the spirit of Goatifi 2. Best cock-slamming-on-the-table of the year 3. "This is why we shouldn't have pay drivers" moment of the year 4. ''What the fuck is a kilometer?'' moment of the year 5. 'Gave us a scrap of hope that we won't hear the Dutch National Anthem' moment of the year 6. 'You're definitely not getting your contract renewed' moment of the year 7. "Why you lying for?" moment of the year 8. 'Dumbass commentary that, just for a second, made us miss the devil himself - Paul Di Resta' moment of the year

Billy

Good job pal 👍🏻 keep it up loving the content

Allen

Categories: most DNFs in a single race. Most pathetic fuck off into a wall. Most humiliating 2nd place finish with max warming his new tires in front of you for fastest lap.

Tomi

The pigeons find you? Are you connected to the government?

trippie gone

Thank you for an informative and perfectly reasonable episode.

CATSMITHY

Don’t listen to the haters, love the variety of content. Let your autistic freak flag fly. Brilliance in all forms.

James

Suggestion for the award show: Horndog Of The Year, for the person who was the biggest dickhead in the season

Taylor Savoie

Category Suggestion: Big Brain strategy moment of the season sponsored by Big Brain Hannah

Epistrophe.39

Rpm revealing a mommy kink was not on my 2024 bingo card

raf

I'm from the future, there won't be an award show.

Massive

Autistic is Artistic

Flash Abuser

HORNER TO FERRARI this is the only solution

AtomicPineapple42

my suggestions for the award show: Ferrari strategy of the year, nonce of the year, biggest act of terrorism of the year, most forgettable driver of the year, worst race direction of the year

IamStupid

SUGGESTED AWARD CATEGORY: #1 moment that made Charles want to hang himself with spaghetti

Carly

Hope their is another SIGMA bastard award this year 🤞🏻

Keith🦜

My body & (ears)…. Are ready!!!!

Hunter Biden

Amber Heard for TP

North Korean Peasant

Mexican Failure of the Year Award

IamStupid

RIP to cinematic masterpieces and shout out to Jurassic park 😂

Ferrari Strategist

He is a Tifosi like all grown ups are

Unknown name for security reasons

RPM WHATS YOUR THOUGHTS ON AGRITOK AND THE FARMER DRAMA

Todd Ruttura

Fernando to Mercedes… Horner to Aston Martin to reunite with Honda. Max to Aston Martin.

PHLATearth

Horner is #WASHED

George

Glad to hear you got the phone calls

Big Doink

Oh I have been waiting for this

Max Gatti

Hold onto your cocks!!

Jesus christ

NERVE TIME

CATSMITHY

Yeh. Good morning in Australia!

EpicGamer 69

"hold my cock, that might have been exactly what he said" 😭😭😭

Elvin Rosenkvist Persson

Bro’s wife is a spice girl and he does this💀

Gerbil_Horde

Bout fukin tarm

George Lawson

Loving the consistency at least we’re getting something every other week compared to every other month

Elvin Rosenkvist Persson

We have officially become members of TeamLH

Pink elephant in the room

Yeah baby LETS MOTHAFUCKIN GO!!!

No Nazis in Argentina

Only took him 2 weeks 🤔 tectonic plates move faster

Johnny Pervert

Nice. Another addition to the weekly not a weekly podcast

TheExile

this is the only happiness i have in the world

Savyo S

What did you have to type to get that picture?

Norto

Horner, Newey to Ferrari. Alonso to Merc. I’ll be off for a celebratory wank.

Funker Funkenstein

Is Bono going with Pewis? I hope not so we can enjoy the whinge fest when Giovanni gets on the blower from the pit wall... "We are checking..."

PHLATearth

Can't be❗ I'm just going into the bathtub...🤣

Red Stevens

REMAIN CALM

Jihadi John

First cuck

DAYUMica Patrick

Put that image on a shirt, and cum on me while Im wearing it

Brent Weir

Hang on, I thought RPM was a Verstappen shagger like me!! Now he's going after the Horndawg?!? For shame daddy!!...Hang on, I just listened to the show. Preach on my F1 God. You are always right, and I can't wait for the awards show!!!!