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The Nerve #28 - Lando Trumps Verstappen

🕑 Added 2024-05-06 20:45:04 +0000 UTC

Comments

Andrew Trinder

Where’s the video for you ripping your cock off?? I think Pando Porris is up there with Maxi Pad

involentnumber

MoNtHlY pOdCaSt

SpasticSympathiser

Reading this in an English accent makes it way better

R R

Yeah. When he actually makes them 🥴

Peter Petrov

Where's the new podcast you spastic tit

degen

I KNOW MAX IS FINISHING FIRST THERE ARE SAINZ TO SEE ELSEWHERE

Treasonous Yankee

May 6th with 666 likes. He’s sending us signs for help

R R

May 6... can't fucking believe it

liz

I listen to a lot, a lot of podcasts! -this is the only one who got me to spend $ to join the Patreon. I love This fkin kid! He cracks me up 😂

R R

😒

Eddie Catflap Racing

i dont mind pigeons but i hate penguins. I hate any bird that cannot fly. You wouldn't be impressed with a fucking fish that couldn't swim would you

Nick T.

At least doing a fucking split screen , fag one.

Nick T.

910 yards?

Nick T.

But Muhammad Bin Bone Saw is royalty so it’s different.

Nick T.

No one has even been more persecuted by favorable treatment than Poois Pamilton. It shows they’re racist because they think he needs affirmative action to succeed.

Nick T.

Nah. Just a twatsexual.

Nick T.

Lando IS mid.

Ivy

Bruh, cringe

EdwardiganZ

Boo fuckin hoo poor shnookums.

Gage Clausen

I want to hear the, Empire Today jingle in the next intro of The Nerve

Hashbrown 26b

Is Osama bin Russell a tranny?

Jens Grini

Have you not seen the close up clip of maxi pads floor exploding after he ran over the bollard? Mclaren are definitively not on par with red bull... at least when max is driving

Christopher Darr

Where is Robert Swartzman?

Matt

That pigeon bit is the best XD

Thomas Caswell

Legit, and people pay monthly and tip them…

iiCaptain

Audio is in Spanish

Mike Nikolaev

So this is whats like to listen to a maniac in a room by himself with a microphone.

Spalding Jones

Please check out the TeamLH insanity at the F1XED youtube channel. 350+ videos about AD2021.

Digitalral

Window licker. lol

Zack White

RIP to Rocketpoweredmohawk's arse. Shout out to his family.

KellyPiquetsBabyDaddy

Haven’t heard him say it yet but as a seasoned southerner i already know its bad

Omar A

No it’s Nando Norris because he’s too chicken to consistently win

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Pando Porris

Kelly

Where's the sauce for that wamilton clip? I need to save it in my "rainy days" folder

TheTUNNELER🦁

The way you say “barrett 50 cal” is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard

Juji Ide

why do americans always flex their illiteracy?

Juji Ide

that solution is bs, you dont remember the early 2000s tyre wars dont you? (Bridgestone made tyres only for Ferrari and that was a big part on Schumis dominance)

Robert Ribič

From now on I will listen to the Hamilton clip every time to drown my sorrows!

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Proud to be a "baguette eating bastard"..............even if I'm not French 🤪 !!!!!!

Vaughan Chapman

That Hamilton clip..: all I could hear was “we’re so slow man” and the curb your enthusiasm music

Seymour Bhutts

FUCK ME I thought I was at the pinnacle of technological advancement

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Who the fuck still has an email? Its 2024! Ever heard of a fax-machine??

Seymour Bhutts

Fuck you. I was waiting to watch the race but saw your heading in an email and knew who won because of it. Fucker.

Alex Pardoe

Bomb threat in Barnsley? I guess RPM was telling the truth.

Butanik

F1 fans being this outraged about an orange man, while cheering and financially supporting a Saudi sports washing operation is so funny

Omar A

Nando norris

Charles Magnuson

Thank you for the belittlement, Daddy.

Shaun Nel

Fucking epic episode, I almost choked on my Chick-fil-a more than a few times 😅

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

Lots of people are they're just deluded into thinking this was a real win lol

Balljoint

If I were Taylor Swift for a day, I'd wake up, Zelle myself 50 million dollars, Tweet out the N-word, then go back to bed while the world burns.

Amy

I'll excuse the lando slander this one time

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Índia attack me as well, FUCK INDIA

Active haemorrhoid guided missile destroyer

Banger

Nicholas Tilley

I will say stroll does deserve a sticker on his special chart.. he made it a full race in Miami… a street circuit… without playing dodgems

Phunkysmurph

I miss “I swear down on me mums grave”

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Which is the most hillarious and out of touch thing in years. The fact that they kill homos like we kill bugs, and they still go side by side with them. Fucking epic.

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Could be an TeamLH member too...

henrik jonassen

As Alistair so eloquently puts it "Swooping is bad"

Prefect Racing

Shout-out to people of India

Jesus_Piece17

Fucking ending!💦

Foley's Wedding Planner

The pretesting clip is HILARIOUS

Foley's Wedding Planner

"These people are saying the planes didn't even hit the building....that wasn't even part of the argument" is an amazing summary of team LH

Beaverhausen1769

But, RPM, shooting a 50cal is fun!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Foley's Wedding Planner

>Listening to the lando rant after seeing him win I love this unplanned foreshadowing.....

Bertslaper

The first thing an American would ask is: How far is 170 meters?

Amir Vafaei

You know how to Google! Impressive for an American. Jk m8. Your comment was really funny 😍

Couldbewrse

i live in sheffield not fucking kabul

FarmYard Gaming

I guess because the commentator always has to close off the race with the winner at the line, like for the race highlights on YouTube

FarmYard Gaming

That joke abbout Trump disappearing into the garage sent me Also typing into Patreon text boxes is a war crime wtf is this website

FarmYard Gaming

Lando has landed

Airflow To The Turbo 🦁

Max himself said he had no damage.

DeVine

them showing Max crossing the line instead of a last lap battle has been a staple of F1 since I started watching last year. The only time I can remember them not doing that was when Fernando was fighting Perez, so one time. I generally dont get it, "pinnacle of motorsport" but cant figure out cameras it boggles my fucking mind.

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Also finally a new Rage against the GP!!!!

Aidan Loughran

Nobody else here thinking about how if the safety car had done his job properly lando would have come out of the pits in at very best 5th place before the restart

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

I actually like this “format” where you pre record half of it before the race and the other half after so you can do your predictions, being wrong or right about things and then we can actually have the weekly NERVE actually weekly

Jay O'hansen

Moo-teeh-ply by 3.. that'll give you the larger number that is the BRANDING OF THE COLONIZERS!

Thomas Caswell

Or Queers For Palestine

Thomas Caswell

Wow rocket boy wasn’t lying the DRS chick really is mid asf

Goughzi

Baguette here, what a journalistic integrity not to remove the first part about Lando after sunday race. Love your podcast and hope a wonderfull realtion with your dentist

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Free choise of tires, any maker, thats the only right solution. And V10 engines.

Tejbegriz

170m is about four 10 story buildings laid down one after another, just to use some nonsensical american metric. It's quite far

Michael Kislansky

If you want to see real #teamLH delulu logic just listen to pro hamas palestinazis

Splashy

is this a troll

PRC

First of all Kebab is Arabic not Indian you colonial bastard. 200 years of mass genocide, slavery, rape, occupation, extortion of knowledge, wealth of Africas Asia, yet still haven’t learnt to cook. Stick to bland ass white people food, spice isn’t for everyone lol.

Patrick Cotham

Yes, and?

TMR

This has been the best nerve you have produced yet! I love the right after the race talk. Also the Lewis thing is fucking hilarious I totally forgot how smug he was before they jumped in the car. Wake up call lewis your team can’t spend $400 million more than Ferrari who was second in spending with no budget cap. Mercedes is falling because Niki pass away sadly bless his soul. And Toto is the spoiled little brat that takes over daddy’s business and fucks it all up in no time. And the kid that has to fight his way through and was the youngest team principal to fight back and take what was his because zhe Germans will do whatever it takes to win when there is no rules for how much cash you can throw at it to make it good.

xWHOGAFx .

100% lol from Arizona

shootrmgavin

I'm 100% stealing "Thunder cunt" from you.

Aladeen Madafaka

You're welcome.love from India

Conner Sicklesteel

The picture RPM uses for #teamLH is literally "crying liberal" meme...

Achmed Rosenstein

I think you missed the big story of the huge miss by Pirelli on tire (tyre?) choice. The soft was shiite for everyone. Why is no one talking about this? Why was the soft tire not up to the job? What would the weekend be like if they had gone C3, C4, and C5?

Cretin

I wanna hear you react live to a race, record it and insert it into these 😂

Ace-alina

As a Texan, I’m more offended by the use of meters than a pellet gun. I have no idea if 170m is far? I refuse to google because this is an obvious hate crime.

Tony2Glocks

TDS is a real thing lol

Brian G

Don't be ridiculous, we use Barrett 50 cal rifles for coyotes here in the states!! https://youtu.be/5V0ZcqsLOXo?si=-RPbb7VOiXcEH3AX

Maximum Vershaggen

Thanks broski

EdwardiganZ

Awesome name and Avatar mate. Unlike all these fags gettin onto RPM's cock with EDGY names.

EdwardiganZ

you're easily impressed aren't u?

Erasmus B. Dragon

“Thundercunt” as a synonym for throwing is wild.

Brent Weir

Yes!!!! Please please please do a Rage Against the Miami GP!!!!

T S

😂 "My team doesn't make mistakes" 😂

Em

Mohawk Daddy, king of the spastics.

Harvey Price

Thank you can't wait for the rage. Or hammas is coming

Maximum Vershaggen

He was getting a little soft there for a minute but I'm starting to feel it again. The more derangement and yelling the better. In fact he should have a whole segment going on tangent stories. Keep it up

Meaghan

happy for lando and great take on the donald. mclaren looking rapiddddd

Meaghan

enjoy your poo

RPMineFuhrer

31:55 - 32:25 - i laughed so hard i snorted and had tears and snot all over. You sir are genius!!! Goddam India - how dare they delay this precious KoNtent

Philip Ehlke

A before-and-after befitting of an Onlyfans star

Acosta79 🇧🇷

Let's create the tag #TeamRPM to fight the droolers of teamLH on Twitter

Dum Fuk

Grassy knolls can't melt steel beams.

Spence

“I don’t need a gun I like in a civilized society.” Also, “I hit a woman in the head with a can of beer.”

Hassterbate n Chill

Somehow best podcast yet, prerecording half of it spices it up more than your arsehole 🔥

Matt

Crofty was literally talking about McLaren's guest before he announced the checkered flag. I'm not offended but he definitely was making a pun with the sublety of a baboon.

Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves

its about time mein fuhrer

Commonly HMRC

"... I have several voices within my head", don't we all, don't we all? I always listen to the one telling me to commit domestic terrorism in the name of our lord and savior

Commonly HMRC

Only the cherry flavor none of that Strawberry Window licker kiwi

Amir Vafaei

28 minutes in. You are an oracle!! You said: - Lando has pace - a safety car will make it interesting - Max not winning

Lucas Holmes

Please for the love of Christ do more 50/50 podcasts with your predictions of the race prior to. Excellent content, much laugh.

Colt Alabama

That dude rightfully complaining about food prices is not in the paddock. Paddock club tickets include food and it’s fucking amazing. Michelin star food at McDonald speeds.

Spastic Canadian

Absolutely beautiful

Fergberg75

I am absolutely convinced RPM would love spending a month in the midwest of USA. Mostly Texas.

iwannasuckRPMoff

IM SO HARD RN OH FUCK OH HEAVENS

RPMs BIGGEST FAN EVER DONT facking TRY ME

You can move in with me rent free when you get cancelled

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

He's still mid. R3tardo even won some races a lot more tbh.

BlazingGandalf

TeamLh can't even tie their shoes without hurting themselves. 4chan locates a flags coordinates based on cloud patters in a video. Thats >weaponized< autism.

Brent Weir

Thank you Daddy.

RIP RPM 🐳 🐋 And shout out to his family.

Good. At last. Treat yourself to a Caprisun.

Jordishima

“Try living in a civilized society” “I live in Sheffield” Something something stones and rocks

it's Jacko

Just keep talking about the window licker being a useless incompetent moron, you'll never be wrong. He's consistently a spaz

BlazingGandalf

let's go

Patrick Cotham

Team LH is to Hamilton as Maga is to Trump. Logic does not factor into their love for the subject and ability to dismiss truth about how the subject is not infallible.

mike_mqm

If you could pull off an interview with Lance it would be the greatest thing ever recorded

Zipa

TeamLH all have weaponized autism. It's the only explanation.

Fish

We have a Lando win before GTA 6

Carbon117

Daddy

Joe Hendry

All your talk before the race didn't really age well haha

Ana71 Amg

WE GOT 2 SONNGGZZZ

Alejandro Peramas

The Führer has returned

Onyo

thank u daddy

Thomas

Lead us

Nicholas S

Damn, you're getting quick!

realhazza

Fuckkkkk yesssss

Josh

Big lando dubs

The Pumpernickel Smuggler

ABSOLUTE YES I’m listening in a very public gym nothing can go wrong

Let me explain

I cried listening from start to finish, such a masterPiece

IamStupid

HE HAS RISEN

Mike C.

It's a bombshell podcasts my fuhrer

Bacon 🥓

My clam is flooding

Desmo 🐱🍑🥷

It’s never the past or the future, it’s always the present , right? Time is one of the things we can measure but doesn’t exist so I give you that one 👊

Pronato

my favorite part of the Miami GP was seeing F1twitter (especially #TeamLH) wishing for the downfall of McLaren because Orange Man visited Orange Team and then Lando goes on to finally get his first W