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The Nerve #22 - Burn in Hell
🕑 Added 2024-02-16 19:56:28 +0000 UTCin this transmission I discuss this weeks car launches, give an update on the Horndog investyGAYshone and answer some perfectly reasonable questions.
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Georgina
Can you tell more stories about people who’ve messaged you on insta and once knew you and now want stuff from you? More about how people’s interactions with you change after you’ve told them you have a YT channel?
Georgina
I love it when you talk about other stuff :)
Bittersteel
Oi mate lend us a tenner
Moh HS
Oh for Christ sake, just ask her name from the clinic you fucktard
Edging 4 Newey
Where new nErVE adolf?
Zimshady
What’s your dream car
IamStupid
I dunno why but this is one of my favorite nerve episodes
Treasonous Yankee
The nerve of you to not update the NERVE
Dom, the Family dude
Are you dead?
Osama bin ankle socks
$4.99 for a month with no nerve is actually a crime you slippery little bastard
Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume
almost a month without the NERvEee, what the actual fuck are you playing dipshit?
Jamie McDonald
What happened with the dentist lad?
Paul Luther
your friend, not friend, from 9 yrs ago is a real dick holster!
Glitch7779
Disgusting lady>the dentist
Max Mosley
Fires burning on every corner of the F1 landscape. Yet this man's keeping his mouth shut. One must admire the strength.
Toluco
WEAKLY PODCAST HE SED.
R R
hatefukc Danica Patrick 🥴
R R
where is the NEW NERVE?? 😩
Liam Warren
The comments about the horndog has aged like the finest of fine wine.
Flatland Splitfest
They might as well play the Dutch national anthem instead of that stupid F1 tune at the beginning of each race now.
Splashy
let little rocket cook
Fragbait
So dead or vegged? Not sure I understand the question?
Fragbait
Ha, you fool! That's easy = Fernando Alonso driving full raging bull mode round the Nurburgring WHILE having sexy fun time with Danica Patrick in the back seat. I wonder what her head sounds like banging rhythmically off a car door?
Justa Fleshwound
I want my awards show! I am not entertained. Also, I think you’re amazing and sooo talented. But I do subscribe and so I think you owe me. Could you please pay off my mortgage?
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
Thats not even a question. Sigmalonso all day.
BlazingGandalf
George, you are correct
Satan's Avocado
With Christian Horner wanking in the corner shouting expletives at them
Satan's Avocado
A true Sigma move
sillyboi63
Easy. Fernando 10 minutes of sexy time
Satan's Avocado
Would You Rather? Have 10 Minutes as a passenger in a car with Fernando Alonso driving full raging bull mode round the Nurburgring, OR Have a ten minute anything goes sexy fun time with Danica Patrick ???
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
Nah, murder will not change anything. He will need to call someone the wrong pronoune, or say he likes Trump to get him of the grid.
Earl Cervantes
What are your personal episode titles for each of the DTS episodes?
Benjamin McCormick
How monumentally will stroll have to mess up to get fired? Punching his own trainer didn't do it, so i guess its gonna have to be murder at least to do the trick.
Chris Wright
Oi swear on mi nans socks been over week now. Proper fumin
Ronald Reagan
Vote for me
Matt
Question : Do you perfer senna or micheal schumacher?
Kulpete
The thing about taking a bath with a toaster on Valentine’s Day is absolutely true. Someone in Sydney literally threw themselves in front of a train on Valentine’s Day. The funny thing is all my mates from work joked that he probably didn’t get any flowers. Or he was TiREd oF WaiTInG for A NeW EpiSOde OF The nErVE.
Dum Fuk
If Red Bull thought there was any weight to the allegations Christian would have been MIA from the car launch on. He's not going anywhere.
McLovin
I have no dog in the fight and I’m not defending Christian Horner, if he’s done it I hope he gets sacked on site. But trying to settle is standard, anyone in a high position offers to settle in these positions regardless of whether they are guilty or innocent because the story reaching the light of day in the first place is so damaging for their career they’d rather pay to make it go away. Not looking great for him though
No Limit Honky 🖕🏻
The Regime Funeral needs it's own special video. It was hilariously bad 😂😂
TheTUNNELER🦁
EVEN ISIS DOES HOSTAGE VIDOES JUST SAYING
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
Dont be to harsh, he is still locked up in the Stroll basement. He cant do much until they release him. FREE RPM!
Fake RPM
True true, apologies
l'éclair hotline
comfortably numb at the dentist's rn awaiting the knewz-uh
Dum Fuk
Lewis Mid-Field Milton confirmed! Mercedes behind RB, McLaren, Ferrari, Aston Martin and even the RB Parts team! Suffah lewis!
TheTUNNELER🦁
HEY DICKHEAD THERE ARE CARS ON TRACK AND NOT A PEEP FROM YOU. BRING BACK THE INVESTAGAYTIVE JERNALISM. MY. SANITY. IS. HANGING. ON. BY. A. THREADDDDD. LOVE YOU KTKSBYE
spanish war criminal
Question: Do we get a ramadam special to prevent the muslims from issuing at fatwa against us
Nathalie
RPM to his family after moving out: "Fuck all of you, you're never gonna see me again, I hope this house burns down, I am liberating myself from the hell you people have created." Also RPM: "I try and help the people around me. You know, like my family, the people who are actually in my life." *cerebral explosion* 🫠
Aohdaki
Nah bro gave the dentist a filling iF yOu KnOw WhAt I mEaN
Farah
Muslim here, Ramadan starts on Sunday 10th of March and lasts 1 month. Apparently they want the grand prix over and done with before it starts (get the infidels out before devoting a month to prayer)
Vitch tits
I reckon he's been smashing Mrs Perez and making Sergio watch
Vitch tits
Aston martin put out a press release today, they are confident Lance Stroll has bridged the gap to Alonso, after intensive work over the winter, engineers worked out how to increase his performance on track, Once strapped in the car, they affix a photo of his sister naked bent over giving him the over the shoulder look back fuck me eyes, to the inside of the wind deflector just out of reach, the dribbling spastic then drives a fast as he can trying to catch up and fuck the photo of his sister.
GoAteefEEz 4hEd
my favourite part of every episode is singing along in time to song lyrics i either do or do not know. before screaming "LAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN." My neighbors are concerned
A carrot.
Do you reckon Christian Horner was asking this employee to dress up like the regime and do him in Max Mosley style?
Deamon from hell
the NERVE on getting you to pay for his scholarship/car is the shortcut to hell! For me is just absolutly incredible, low and unheard... and I have friends who have made it big.
alonso
arse or tits
likklenandolorris
Hey Stephen, remember back in uni when we
TheRussianspy
Hey RPM how is the love story going with the dental ASSistant? You went there a few times and you give up? That's a weak ass shit G! Get it together!!! Next week go again and ask about her
Pang
THANK YOU FOR BEING SO INSPARAYSHUNIL. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR TURING MY LIFE AROUND AND GIVING ME THE STRENGTH TO ROLL OUT OF THE SATANIC PEDOPHILE ORGY DITCH. I MADE THIS PIECE OF SHIT IN GRATTITUDE FOR YOUR WORLD ALTERING CHARISMA. https://youtu.be/jfQ1VilbYgg
Zulugwa
doctor said no and left
Zulugwa
U must be deaf from the MASSIVE GUITAR SOLO! Award show will have premiera 5 minute before the first race. ^^
El Paek
You know this will be fire when it starts with a perfect cover of creed
Dashnet -
Where's the award show
Gary Indiana
Hey Rocket, it's your old friend Gary from school. Remember when we pushed the kid in the wheelchair off the roof? Good times. Anyway, please send me $250k in unmarked bills
Florian
2 questions of me got answered. Bow before me
Why aren't you a cam girl
Lance Stoll's clam shell has a goatee
cMuzzy1
When are you seeing the dentist girl?
Evinak
still nothing on the Horndog? ADDITIONAL INVESTIGAYTIVE JOURNALISM IS REQUIRED!
Timi Heineken
It’s practice week and I’m twitching. It feels like that one time I promised my wife I would quit smoking for a week and it’s day 6 hour 23 minute 59. Let’s fucking go.
Bwoah
Real
Agro
Update on the the teeth doctor please mate ??
l3vel up gam3r
Bc george does the damage to others
Mango
Bc he George is a dickhead
PHLATearth
No Woman No Cry
Ionut Alex
How TF does Checo do 3.2 mil in car damage, but you still call Russell the kamikaze driver? In contrast Russell did less than 700k in car damage.
LeanneFarr
To be honest, there is nothing via text I am not willing to receive for £650,000
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
Revurs sykology
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
Yes, he has a printer too
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
So who did he burry in his backyard then? Paul?
francis reddyhoff
RIP and shout out to the dentist
Zulugwa
Also, because i dont use the CCCP KGB GESTAPO SMART espionage phone. I cant acces the cum unity section btw.
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
I have never heard of a more desperate man trying to get a help message out! He is fking captured and put in the Stroll basement where he has to watch Lance shag his sister! Of course he is tired of hearing that! The fking NERVE! Free RPM NOW!!
Finlay ross
RPM's imaginary friend due to his schizophrenia
Nabz77
Plenty of ways they could
l'éclair hotline
💐
Pang
Me too
🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕
Why are you telling us to not ask about the dental assistant? Are you stupid?
Pang
Yea, but Indycar isn’t the global embodiment of corruption and excess that F1 is.
Christopher Darr
Indycar needs a version
Charlie
The Dental Assistant is RPM deep lore. You need to listen to back episodes to get it.
Pang
Thank you for the donation.
Pang
The snow always helps damper the stench. Thanks, also congrats on the like for this comment. Not only does he read my questions but he also likes comments that are responses to something I had asked someone else about. I think he may be stalking me. I’m in a ditch with a tampered asshole at the moment so things are on the upswing. Yea he’s a fucking lunatic and I love it. The only downside is that I could never start my own channel since it would essentially just be a shitty version of his as the subject matter would be too similar.
Melvin Bille
who is the dentist?
Pang
When could they schedule them? It’s too hot for anything but the first and last parts of the season and other places are too cold to swap with.
Finlay ross
updates on the dentist?
CowsWithGuns
RPM + Leg Days = PR
Nabz77
They tried to schedule the races before Ramadan, but tbh as a Muslim.. they should just put the races at a diff point in the season but there you go.. a lot of oil money influence in Arab countries that they’re trying to appease to keep their f1 funding they don’t care about religion 😂
MemoryMan
#freethepangone
Amir Vafaei
but does RPM have them printed out?
thechojiin
I think happiest person in the Horner scandal is his ex wife. Getting dumped coz she let the Horn dog throw one up her, resulting in a kid and her having a fresh baby body. Being switched out for an anorexic ginger has been. He gave Perez more of a chance to sort himself out. The move at the time was as shocking as the Pewis Hamilton dumping Mercedes for Ferrari is today.
MemoryMan
Change your dentist! You got a problem, change your f***ing dentist!
Pang
I am
Anthony Lathrop
Horner is a bad liar. When the costcappen scandal hit, he said everything except "we didn't break the cost cap." He said he was disappointed, that Zak Brown had no documentation, and that kids were getting bullied. This time he was just cruising at his baseline level of cringe. Which admittedly is quite high. But he didn't elevate to Incandescent Creeper. I'd say he is being no more dishonest than usual about these accusations.
DAYUMica Patrick
I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT, NOONE HAS EVER SNIFFED ME THAT WAY
Snail Chaser
I SNIFFED YOU ONCE GET OVER IT
Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume
BURN IN HELL
InfiniteIdeas
Some races have been run 74 races in fact. https://www.lightsoutblog.com/f1-races-which-were-not-held-on-a-sunday/
Charlie
#justiceforpang
Aziz
The Bahrain and the Saudi race are before Ramadan, Ramadan start on the 11th of March
Amir Vafaei
after listening for the second time, I honestly want to say: Thank you! You really have been consistant. I am enjoying it...
Lange Man
Might have done 😂🙃
Pang
I don’t know, I didn’t see you typing. Did you hit buttons multiple times before deleting the excess letters?
Pang
I understand. I am a liability
Christopher Darr
Not bad today. It’s freezing with snow. So it’s bearable. Good work on getting your questions answered. RPM is my get away from reality. Only reason I watch F1 is so I know what he is talking about when I listen to the nerve or see his videos
Pang
How bad is the smell today?
Christopher Darr
I’m right by campus
Pang
Illinois love my Statemate
Christopher Darr
Nailed it
Christopher Darr
You are the best
Pang
And I can offend you. Watch this, OH-
Pang
ITS NOT ABOUT YOU! IT’S ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE OFFENDED ON BEHALF OF A SEPARATE GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO THEY HAVE NEVER MET! IT’S 2024! THE ILINIWEKS ARE PEOPLE TOO IS WHAT SOMEONE ONCE SAID I THINK!
TMR
No Pang you got cut off! Sorry not sorry lol
Christopher Darr
As a cis white capitalistic pig. You can’t offend me.
Lange Man
Did I stutter?
Zulugwa
I actualy forgot about the dentist grill. Thx for reminding me of her Majesty BOOBA. Kreygasm
Pang
Yea, Apollo was a great champion
Pang
RACISTS!!!!
sillyboi63
RPM has never felt a woman’s empress. He prefers the fellas
Pang
Can I join the cell?
Jennga, a Shagger
A settlement offer is not an indication of guilt. It is a method to get rid of the issue and eliminate distractions. Happens all the time. A female relative worked for a racing team. A driver asked her out. She said no and reported it to management, who then thanked her for declining and reporting the event. Why? Too many female employees say yes and then they need to go. It’s not a dating service.
Garrat M
Now, I know you said to not hangout with pedophiles and human traffickers if we get a question answered. But what if we get a question answered and we become a white hat human trafficker? Sorta like that sound of freedom guy. Where we traffic one child at a time. But, we sell them to Mormon and evangelical families. Sure, we'll give Jeffy and his boys more money to traffic kids and sure the kids we do save will get molested by someone in the church. But the most mentally ill people in America will send bomb threats to anyone who says anything negative about us and our assholes won't resemble tube socks with broken elastic.
Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume
Great hastag
Pang
Apollo Creed is dead
Pang
Excuse me?
Michael Massive’s Massive Mate
#justiceforpang
Charles
10/10
TMR
Common now we are elites in the RPM world. We can’t hate on each other 😎
JosVerstappensAlterEgo
Commonwealth Pigs!!!
DAYUMica Patrick
Me and RPM used to hook up in school
Zipa
Latte boy also looked like he was being forced at gunpoint by Toto to stand there at the W15 launch. I can't believe the absolute NERVE of those people trying to hit you up for cash.
Fake RPM
He spent more time on my question, hold my cock you degenerate scum
Fake RPM
You think you better than me because ge answered your question twice you dickhead?
Charles Magnuson
That’s a suspicious number of dentist visits. You heading down there every Friday?
Cosmin REN
Hold on the next Nerve episode until after the DTS release. I'm sure they have re-edited this last season multiple times with the past news cycle.
Lange Man
No matter how many questions you end up answering, nobody will take away that my question was the first you ever answered and therefor I'm better than all these commonwealth pigs (obvious sarcasm)
Jose Quiles
who is Ramazan?
Marco
Give us some money 😂😂😂
TMR
You answered me again!!!!!! I’m so ending up face down dead for sure 🤣🤣🤣
TMR
Lmao I totally felt that way when you answered my question! 🤣🤣
Amir Vafaei
I was born and raised a Muslim, and I must state that to my influenced-by-islam-Persian eye, you, Daddy look just like an Infidel.
TMR
Lmao but what if I am sitting on the couch with my wife this is what we love to do together! She sometimes finds it funnier than I do! 🤣🤣 so just find yourself someone who shares this twisted humour we all have. And yes that is my wife in the picture with me so hot twisted women do live along us. But you won’t find them until your late 20’s to 30’s because the world and specially anyone who is woke or who got all their Covid 19 shots even if you got 2 and when you got them do thought you were “doing your part” or post on social media for likes but don’t like the attention. Need a fucking reality check!
Desmo 🐱🍑🥷
Can you buy me a car ?
SJ
De Telegraph? Huge news coming out from a Dutch publication... Again. Yet again. A bit suspicious isn't it Joss Verstappen?
Krazyaitchy
Wouldn’t be surprised if RPM belts out some taking back Sunday or The Used. I reckon there’s an emo in him 😆
Chrashtor Maldonado
I remember when the F1 season used to start in Melbourne and finish in Sao Paulo. They've now managed to sandwich that with 5 shit tracks on the calendar.
Achmed Rosenstein
Just realized that you can rearrange ‘Adrian Newey’ to ‘Drain A Weeny’
MATTHEW GORDON
That was pretty sweet
Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume
First of all, congratulations on becoming an upstanding member of the comunity, and really important QueStion: with the season start is become a shit storm, is 2024 become a great season since The Massive Sack? AND BURN IN HELL YOU BASTARD
Fistful of Drachma
And to think I was being self-conscious about words of encouragement and a desire to contribute. I've been going about this all wrong: fuck you, pay me.
Dum Fuk
Just talk to some ladies, you find a gf or you grow your garden. It's win win.
Noah
what happened with dentist 🦷 🗣️
IamStupid
I know I say this every time but this was the BEST broadcast from our lord and savior 🙏🏻
LemUhu
KONSISTENSHI! Like it!
Matt
6 days boys Rocket watch Daytona this weekend. It's America's national hangover event after the Superbowl last week
Evinak
RIP dentist's assistant and shout out to her family...
PHLATearth
Once a week is more than enough
axman1000
Having listened to this "broad"cast, I have but one question - "What is happening with the dentist??"
Fresh Pescado
Should have waited a few more hours before you confident nothing burger. lol.
bigaidsfromthefareast
hitler
Fresh Pescado
Very true!!!! Miserable and alone.
Unknown name for security reasons
Nerve release on the birthday
Humberto
You got to to call your parents more often mate
DK
That fella with car payment is ridiculous 😂
The Goose is Loose
Horner identifies as a trans Asian black woman. So...
Massive Innuendo
The mustache guy (Chase Carey) is no longer in F1. Luca Domenicali runs FOM now. Liberty Media may be an American company, but F1 has been run by an Italian, former Ferrari team boss, since the start of 2021. Do I smell fish?
Slowhand77
Ferrari uploaded another video for the pit stop with the caption " Admin got so caught up in the shot we chose the wrong take " Hilarious
PHLATearth
This £3/month is the Best investment I've ever made ❗
CATSMITHY
Good morning AustraLYA. Here we go.
Commonly HMRC
Unfortunately Osama Bin Latte Boi has been praying for LH to leave and he finally gets his wish only for Lil Kimi to be named his 2025 teammate at a later time
PHLATearth
Perez's not gonna win a GP in this season.
Alexis Baird
New year new him
Commonly HMRC
That's from me in CCCP
Foley's Wedding Planner
Pause #ForeverHorner is a wild hashtag lmao
Foley's Wedding Planner
"I swear to Christ if I hear about this dentist.....she's buried in the back garden....you'll hear about her in 6 months"
Gerco bosch
Okay so de Telegraaf is as reliable as any other mainstream non f1 news outlet.
PHLATearth
The Lord always present himself when I'm having a 2-3 hour long video call with my parents... ...then I'm always an hour late here. This is what happened two times in a row or more. Coincidence? I THINK NOT ❗😅
Christopher Darr
If you don’t do a live session with a creed riff you need to be thrown In jail
Pink elephant in the room
Oh and I received some strongly worded letters from Sheffield city council. Something about registering to vote??
Christopher Darr
Pink Floyd. Now creed. I like it
Christopher Darr
INI
Pink elephant in the room
De Telegraaf is a pretty reliable source.
Ellie
Are you gonna go full saltburn on the dentists grave?
Dylan Altman
ILL brother
Osama bin Latte
Fat lady milked, let's get this done
Commonly HMRC
Simply perfect timing, this is the best time to release the NeRvE for us autistic authors
Commonly HMRC
The cost cap obviously lol
🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴☠️🐈⬛
Perfectly reasonable and calm as per
francis reddyhoff
I know new year new Mohawk
Chris
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2596321570529820?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=s54t8k Christian Horndogs first race 😂😂
Alexis Baird
Holy shit weekly podcast
Taylor Savoie
Criticizes “Professionality” Unironically invented Speculationin’ Based 👏🏻
Heaven Iwnl
no santa klaus is from klaus barbie pulling of a christian horner on jean moulin
Allen
The capitalist pigs moved the races to Saturday to make more money on concessions because people would be fasting on Sunday.
Soebe
The dentist was made up. There are no dentists in britain
Christopher Darr
And Ferrari in 2025
BlazingGandalf
nEw yEaR nEw Me
Christopher Darr
Paid his taxes. What a good cis white commonweath capitalist pig. The cuck King Charles appreciates your support. Seriously I love RPM
Krazyaitchy
Eeee a Creed fan, impressive 🤘
Zombie James May
Daddy is being consistent, and I LIKE IT!
Allen
Dentist went and watched the channel and switched careers to avoid lil’rocket.
martin
would the £650,000 horner tried to buy that woman off with come out of the catering budget?
Jack LeMoustache
Hey, Update on the dentist? 🦷🦴
Benjamin
what happened with the dentist?
Leo
Mi pastor, nada me falta
marc conner
Mark Tremonti has entered the chat
tippinon944s
The messiah of autism has returned!!
Shaggy
THE VINEGAR STROKE CAN WAIT
Eric Statham
He's about to cum, I already did
Jorge Colmenares
I put my wife aside to listen to this
TheExile
Perfectly numbbbb to everything that isnt a RPM broadcast
Luke Skywalker
Nice. Was jerking myself off. That will have to wait for now
WankMeOffYaNonce
Just in time so i can download it for a 4hr flight, you absolute legend. DM Me or Christian Horny for willy pics x
Nick
I needed a good wank tonight, perfect timing
Jonn Alfaro
I do enjoy a nice and warm toaster bath
Adwnpinoy
Fuck yes!
Gilbert
IM SIX FEET FORM THE EDGEEEE
Masi's Marauder
Thank you
Sibz
😋
The Massive
Simply beautiful verbal artistry this is
Nathalie
Perfect timing, I was bored
BlackJack
I’m gonna cum
Jax Soff
piss on me and beat me plz
Joey Bensley
Noice
Erasmus B. Dragon
Yessssss NEW YEAR NEW ROCKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
TeamLH Cult Leader
Fuck Mercedes
Gavin F
Hell yea!!
Beanss
ok
Lawrence Stroll
Yeah
Ola Nowicka
YASSSSSSSS
