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The Nerve #27 - Voicemail Activism

🕑 Added 2024-04-29 21:08:02 +0000 UTC
The Nerve #27 - Voicemail Activism
The Nerve #27 - Voicemail Activism

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Pewis midfieldcarmerchantwashedmilton

You know what is poetic, Adrian newey didn’t go to jaguar because of internal politics. Now he’s leaving the team that jaguar became because of internal politics

Andrew Bogle

Thank you!

Mario Koretz

Glad I could help. And yes, videos are only available through the app as far as I know.

Andrew Bogle

Thank you! That worked! No RSS feed for videos, correct? I'm pretty technically inept...

Mario Koretz

Maybe you can manually add the rss feed link there? It worked in my podcast app. Collections - Menu - Rss feed link

Moh HS

I want signed printed little willie

Andrew Bogle

Is this available on Overcast app as podcast?

TicoSprinter

GOOSE LORD MAN HE RANG ASSTON MARTIN AND LEFT THE BEST VOICEMAIL KNOWN TO HUMANITY. 😂

Carlos's next WAG

Is this why he is not with us anymore? 😂

Victoria

F1 Corruption Awakening. And I still love it!

Brad Powers

It's called cognitive dissonance and it affects millions of people each year

DataDog

Hahaha. Saying “hello” after every ring is hilarious

Ryan Ewers

He’s not an actual paedo, you fucking tool. He’s just annoying AF.

Ryan Ewers

What’s your problem?

EdwardiganZ

So lemme get this straight? u know he's a shit fetish paedo? And u STILL LET YOUR 3 YEAR OLD watch his shitty show? May as well spread your brains onto the fuckin ceiling weirdo!! WTAF is wrong with people.....

Ryan Ewers

Blippi is the worst character/person on the internet. No adult man should EVER act like that. The fact my brains haven’t been spread across my ceiling is a miracle despite having watched hours of that asshole; unfortunately, my 3 year old likes his show.

fuckwhalepeople🐷

You are WRONG. There are Jetpacks, there are MULTIPLE FLYING CARS, and there are human animal hybrids

Leif Byrge-Liebig

Don’t buy HP printers.

Marcus J Osborne

Homie my Instagram reels are still goofy memes, you are just looking at fucked shit 24/7 so it shows you more fucked shit. Lol

Viktor tehShikari

Sheffield’s not too big, you’d see the dentist somewhere

Louise Gordon

The first 10 minutes, we must protect rpm at all costs

Mark Twatter

Lance Stroll supporter ahh comment, fuck off

José Saraiva

Google search Blippi harlem shake poop.

Gabber420

First 7 min and i dying

Zulugwa

THE HARDCOCK STADIUM REQUIRES YOUR GYTARRR SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TURBOROKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Tony2Glocks

Brilliant commentary as to be expected

Greenman 13

Cant believe you didnt mention JPS Lotus

Zulugwa

Cost cap makes the cumpetition close, but suction cars + Newey do the full opposite, because only Newey knows how to make ground suction work perfectly. But at the same the no cost cap would allow other teams to catch up.

Zulugwa

TRUU LULW

Zulugwa

Ask her if she likes the Dum Fuk and perform or not perform the exorcism acordingly. forsenKek

Ioan Berci

Salut salut

Alexandr Nita

Român? Salut

Dum Fuk

Feed me, Seymore!

Ioan Berci

Loved every second of your psychosis podcast

Ioan Berci

Okay so my sister walked in on me listening to the podcast on the holy orthodox's easter day, and now she wont look me in the eyes again.. thank you

Oscar Pastry 🐳

How do you sort comments by most liked?

Team El Haych

First 10 minutes were exactly why I joined

NOT Michael Masi’s Burner

Mark my words Lance Stroll will cause a red flag during the monaco gran prix

zone braker

Cant wait for another Stroll rant

JT

When are we getting the filmed nerve sessions? :D

YourGranHasGoodInsideTheMouthSkin

I SWEAR TO GOD AND I FUCKING DARE YOU TO GET A SELFIE WITH LANCE STROLL AT THE SILVERSTONE GP YOU HITLER SIM-PATH-THYSER!!!!

Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

Totally unrelated to the video, but doesnt the way Slipknots new drummer hits his drums remind you of Jos Verstappen correcting his wife?

Jon

Brilliant, if you weren't such a socially inept incel beta cuck you could be the best standup comedian in the country right now

Mario Koretz

You are awesome and always make me laugh. Thank you. Keep doing what you are doing in a pace that feels comfortable. Ignore the impatient dicks.

Harrison

FULL PAGE SPREAD

R R

SAINZ FOR ASTON MARTIN 2025!

Matt

Dum for 11/10 gg XD

Matt

I love the Chinaman voice. Do more voices !!

Cuntley Twatson

I don't understand any of what you just wrote, but I thank you for your support of my comment.

Evinak

You did good, pig, you did good.

little rocket

I WANT TO MARRY YOU ROCKET LET ME SET ASTON MARTIN ON FIRE WITH YOU AND THEN AFTER WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF BUM FUN AND DEEP THROAT

Mario Koretz

You can have boring summaries of news everywhere else. This is the channel of a creative comedian. As soon as recency of news supersedes the art, the comedy will likely die.

EdwardiganZ

Some people have no sense of humour! Dark humour at that. If you don't like him then fuck right off! Simple ya twat.Just like you.

Marco

Absolute legend!

F1 F1ENDS

I'm glad you clarified which HP because I was genuinely stoked for Ferrari to get in bed with that sweet steak sauce. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Panic.In.Hispanic

Oh fuck yeah, and they can make the car look like an F-22

I am the Milkman.

This is comedy. It should be listened to as such. He’s not a tabloid YT cuck.

Wax Yerstrapon

Lockheed-Martin Haas F1 Team

undercore

Vlad, about blippi he shat into a other mans anus doing the harlem shake

Osama bin ankle socks

No musical peice 🥲

Nick

Get fucked

Airflow To The Turbo 🦁

Such hypocrisy going after Newey and Willians after Senna's death. How many racing drivers had died before that? Blaming the car designer because the person who died was a superstar is such crap. It's like when someone famous OD's they chase down the dealer and his mum and jail them for life.

tiko17

Your content lately has been shit. Half the time, you are just ragging over something in your personal life, and very little is given to F1 stuff. It takes too long for new content to come out, and all the news is obsolete by then. Every other content creator is running circles around you. Do better!

Garyy

Hey rocket, do yourself a favor and look into why there are only like 3 companies atm that are allowed to produce and sell printers (at least in the US)

Cuntley Twatson

Hey Vlad, thanks for analyzing the Newey situation a week late, directly before Red Bull allowed him to leave at the start of '26. I'm not paying a fortune in Patreon fees to listen to last week's news.

Walther Van Stipriaan

This has been the funniest Nerve so far… in a full train laughing out loud…

Jason Murillo

Spielberg DID make a crime movie. It’s called Catch Me If You Can starring Leonardo diCaprio and Tom Hanks and it’s great!

Quite_Phast

Best transmission of the Nerve by far

Foley's Wedding Planner

"was it worth potentially losing everything? Yes of course"

Foley's Wedding Planner

RPM doesn't understand that none of us will ever have a Dental girl story. We want this W for you harder than you do.

Gregory John

At this point, I'm pretty sure Stroll is doing these things on purpose just to give you a stroke

Thomas Caswell

1hour long? Christmas has come early

Foley's Wedding Planner

I'd love Northrop Grumman, Raytheon or General Dynamics to throw an UNGODLY amount of money into Haas and rocket them up to the top, but instead of hiding the blood on their hands, they use it as part of the promotional content.

Foley's Wedding Planner

I've been a Visa Cashapp 13% of the population commits a disproportionate number of the crimes Racing Bulls fan since they came to the grid......

Foley's Wedding Planner

In my head that message accidently went to a Tesco Managers cell phone in Southern Ireland, and while slightly confused, the guys now going around telling his friends about some lesbian domestic terrorist named Lance Stroll.

Foley's Wedding Planner

"hello I'm calling from the P1 podcast..."

Foley's Wedding Planner

The reason we're all on a list is because the government thinks were all "action" people and not just "words" people. Frankly I don't see any reason to disagree with them. #VivaLaHawk

Foley's Wedding Planner

God I hate that stupid little smirk he always has.

Sogan Largeant

HAWO IM DUM FUK

Colton Valentino

my no hair on the side of his head king, it appears as if Newey has shit where he stood and fucked off into the distance. that is all

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

It took you long enough you smug bastard of a cult leader, but, I have to say this could be your best overall NERRRVE to date, so was worth the wait.

Zacahorse

when's your next dentist appointment

Vershagger

You’re confused by what I said. I said the viewership numbers from this year so far are not representative. Not that they hadn’t dropped.

Emilio Pereyra

The moment I saw the inboard camera of DF Stroll going under Ricciardo I immediately knew someone in an English shed was smiling at his TV. Nicely done Nostradamus.

457jinzo

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. 10/10 episode

Island Mutt

I feel like by smash his face you meant poke her face. Nice work gaga - keep being mid

Nobreadracing

This was great

Cooper

what an absolute banga

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

How much is a brand new HP printer? About half the cost of a replacement ink cartridge for a used HP printer!!!!

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

the intro is chefs kiss👩🏼‍🍳😚💋

Zulugwa

If I was Ferrari Enzo. I would sue that guy with Nyan cat Ferrari aswel..... Or maybe not, I could just send him some sicilian sawed brocoli.

Joseph stuntin

Perfect gym listen rn

Zulugwa

The first 10 minutes will be sufficient more that too much. LULE

stew

Whats the link for the signed photo copy of little rocket?

HaasSymp

Ok!!! I totally agree that the F1 has failed!!! The regs are a joke! There is NO WAY that 1 “driver” should dominate!! (Yes, I’m saying he/they cheat(s)) somehow!! I look forward to “undriveble” cars!! F1’s mission is to “create spectacle”! It’s supposed to be exciting!!

HaasSymp

Great post so in-cite-ful

Wojciech Jaguś

I'm sure this girl subs RPMF1's Patreon

Christopher Norris

they can pay 3$

Superferrariman

Newey didn’t join Jaguar in 01 because of the struggle between Niki Lauda and Bobby Rahal

Pando Porris Fan Girl

tEkNoLogY

Pando Porris Fan Girl

Motorsport-Total.com) - Now it's final: the Adrian Newey era at Red Bull is coming to an end. The star designer came from McLaren in 2006 and played a key role in the six designer and seven driver titles that Red Bull Racing has won since then. According to information from Motorsport-Total.com, he has now formally submitted his resignation. Cover photo for the news: Adrian Newey and Christian Horner © Motorsport Images It's final: Adrian Newey and Christian Horner part ways Last Thursday, auto motor und sport first reported on the impending separation. At that point, Newey had informed team management of his intention to resign. The 65-year-old has now done everything he can and submitted his resignation in writing. An official statement from Red Bull Racing on the matter is expected before the start of the Miami Grand Prix next weekend. The separation modalities have already been clarified behind the scenes. Accordingly, Newey should finally leave the company at the beginning of 2025 at the latest. ADVERTISEMENT Newey communicated the reasons for his decision in an internal letter. A very significant factor is said to have been his broken relationship with team boss Christian Horner. And an interview Horner gave to Motorsport.com , a sister publication of Motorsport-Total.com on the Motorsport Network, in late 2023. Why an interview plays a crucial role In the interview published on December 30, 2023, Horner had explained that Newey's role had changed in recent years, "and the technical team under him, led by Pierre Wache, is doing a wonderful job, so they don't “dependent on Adrian”. Horner also explained that Manchester United did not go under when star striker Eric Cantona left the team. Red Bull is stronger with Newey, but the rest of the team has developed further. Horner also said that he himself had always been a fan of Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United team boss. An interview that didn't go down well with Newey and was apparently perceived by him as Horner wanting to make himself important and downplay the role of others in the team's success. Newey's wife Amanda even shared the interview on Twitter and commented: "What a load of hogwash." (German: "What nonsense.") Ralf Schumacher: "Red Bull is falling apart" For Ralf Schumacher one thing is certain: "At the moment you have to say quite honestly: Red Bull is falling apart. And Christian Horner bears sole responsibility for this by clinging to power with all his might," says the expert in an interview with Sky . "Adrian Newey needs harmony, he needs a good atmosphere, a good workplace." ADVERTISEMENT Schumacher now expects a domino effect at Red Bull: "With Wache there is someone at the technical forefront who, with Newey, technically managed the entire game. He can do that, but I think Christian Horner underestimates the individual figures. He believes he could Do everything personally. I think he's making a mistake." What's next? Five options conceivable! What Newey will do after Red Bull is unknown. According to information from Motorsport-Total.com, five options are conceivable: Mercedes, Aston Martin, McLaren and Ferrari. Or a complete withdrawal from the operational business of Formula 1, with a new career in technical consulting. ADVERTISEMENT The argument against Mercedes is that Newey apparently believes it would take too long to set the necessary course that could lead the team back to winning ways. He is 65 and will not stay in his next job for 19 years, as was the case at Red Bull. In addition, he apparently doesn't have a particularly high opinion of Toto Wolff. At Aston Martin, Lawrence Stroll waves his checkbook. Dan Fallows, a long-time colleague of Newey at Red Bull, is already there. But: Newey has earned enough money in his career. He's all about doing things he enjoys. And about appreciation for his work, which he no longer experienced at Red Bull. We hear that Newey Stroll Sr. is said to be rather reserved and therefore unlikely to consider the Canadian's financially attractive offer. Also because he doesn't like the idea that Stroll could drive up Aston Martin's market value with Newey as an asset and then perhaps sell the team for a profit. Newey has already worked for McLaren in the past, from 1997 to 2005. This would no longer be a new challenge for him. He gets along great with CEO Zak Brown on a personal level. But Newey apparently doubts that the team can free up the resources that are necessary for World Cup success in Formula 1. Photo series: Adrian Newey's world champion cars Adrian Newey's world champion cars Photo series Will he end up moving to Ferrari after all? So that leaves Ferrari. It's no secret that they want him there. "There are rumors that he was recently spotted in Bologna. That's possible," believes Schumacher. "Fred Vasseur is currently trying to reorganize the team to make everything possible for Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc. I think he is very, very clever." ADVERTISEMENT "And I could also imagine: Adrian Newey at Ferrari, leading the team to the top of the World Cup again, that's what challenges him. And I think the only thing he wants is always to do it quickly Building a car. He just enjoys motorsport and the challenge of being the best." Schumacher also believes that Newey will "not be the last problem" that Red Bull faces: "Max Verstappen is thinking about it, as is Dr. Helmut Marko, if you watch him like that. I'll give Red Bull two more years. If If they continue to stick with Christian Horner, the team will sink into mediocrity. I'm pretty sure of that." Newey announced at the end of 2005 that he would be leaving McLaren and moving to Red Bull. In 2009 the team won a Grand Prix for the first time, followed in 2010 by their first World Cup double with Sebastian Vettel at the wheel. It was not until 2023 that Newey extended his contract with Red Bull by “several years,” as it was said at the time. Now they part ways. Finally.

Professor Alfred Sharpton

Literally the first time my wife put Blippi on for our 3 year old I told her he’s probably a pedo. Discovered the poop video today and I’m having a good time rubbing that “called it” in her face. No more Blippi in our house.

Professor Alfred Sharpton

Disagree. The sport had a splash of popularity in the States because of Netflix and then returned to its normal viewership when everyone realized that 2021 was the exception not the rule. During the rise of popularity in the US all but one or two races all year were at absurd times, but viewership increased exponentially. Why is it any different in the UK?

Professor Alfred Sharpton

Lil Rocket MUST be made aware of this fact

Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves

good fucking lord

Amir Vafaei

I finally found the time to listen, and here are my first thoughts: You should release this (maybe minus the Q&A part) uncut for the commonwealth. There are people out there who deserve to be educated about F1, past and present, through your priceless point of view.

butters_147

RPM FTW! 💪🔥

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

The weekly podcast, that comes out every month

Lil, bŕo

He's the goaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt I love this guy so much

Just Another Blonde

My dad was on the board of directors of HP in the late 90s when Carly Fiorina became the CEO and during the Compaq merger. He and a few board members bounced when they had to let go of 30k employees because she was the worst thing to happen to that company. Eventually the board got rid of her, but he had already left by then. I also grew up with the grandson of Mr Packard. His name was Woodley 😂 (You trip over the kids and grandkids of people who started tech companies when you live in the Bay Area and were a kid in the 90s).

Commonly HMRC

I will sign the petition for everyone to spam Aston Martin to tell them about how bad the spastic is at driving. No wonder he doesn't drive into the track. All he does is crash anything with 2 and 4 wheels

mckasshole

Wait till he finds out blippi did a harlem shake vid of him allegedly shitting in another man's ass

mucklemon

No way you called Aston Martin. Bullshido!

harvey

Rippm can you remember when Ruddles best was a quid in wetherspoons???

Florian

Rest in Peace Roland and Ayrton :/

Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves

i’m currently listening to this on my lunch break at work and no one around me knows i’m listening to RPM call aston martin to tell them lance stroll is a spastic. i find that so funny 🤣

Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves

i wouldn’t put it past him 🤣

Georgi Vladimirov

https://www.motorsport-total.com/formel-1/news/newey-kuendigung-ist-erfolgt-fuenf-optionen-fuer-seine-zukunft-denkbar-24043007 Can someone german translate?

ChouOnThis

RPM NEEDS TO GOOGLE "BLIPPI SCANDAL" 🤣🤣

ChouOnThis

Don't think RPM knows about Blippi history of taking a liquid shit on his buddies chest bc only people with children who hate Blippi know this

Paul Di Resta

Click.... here we go

Magnus

HE SAID HE IS IN THE DENTIST. BOYS HE MADE IT

David Nelson

I saw HP and assumed Hewis Pamilton...boy was I in for a surprise...

Skywalker

Aston Martin use the basic bitch EE voicemail message… every day is a school day

PC Brummie

could you imagine if she subscribed to the patreon XD

Vershagger

To be fair, the viewing numbers for 2024 are gunna be massively impacted by the ridiculous times for EU viewers. So they are not an accurate depiction of viewer numbers for this year.

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

So, how many days we’ll have to wait, thinking you’re dead or in jaIL and have a mutiny before you post the next thingy??

I love you Führer

my will to live has now been extended

LemUhu

Oh lord our savior has arrived….

shootrmgavin

Blippi once took a shit into another man's asshole. Google Harlem shake poop. Surprised RPM didn't mention it!

shootrmgavin

I'm surprised RPM didnt mention Blippi's past when he was talking about him being a nonce. He made a video once, when he was still going by as Steezy Grossman where he literally shits into another man's asshole. Dont believe me, google Harlem shake poop. He's even addressed it since he became Blippi.

Intergalactic Window Licker

the neeeeeeeeeerve to wait so long to releasing the nerve

Dum Fuk

The Cost Cap was supposed to make competition closer and entice new teams. Instead when The Regime fucks their design they can't respond and when Andretti wants in they get told to fk off. Team Spaghetti spending more than the cap on drivers alone is just jokes.

Viktor tehShikari

Fucking finally, ggeeeeesssseeeus

Seeker

Every time Horndog mentioned reminds me of little rocket on top of the Christian Horner pp

Lauda’s Ghost

Got out of bed and had a full The Nerve….. I love the sound of Napalm in the morning!! 💥

Naomis_Queef

The nerve of a late the nerve - DISGUSTING!

Scotch terrorist

“Is it illegal to impersonate a forehead” 😂😂😂

Window_Licking_Good

Pls tell me that phone call to Aston Martin was for real

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Shoutout to the Dentist ™️ family. Also we tried to overthrow you while you were gone but then you posted this so we cool now.

Stevie Jaay

The internet did use to be fun. Glad someone else said it

MarcoVonMonza

THE FUCKING NERVE

Zulugwa

SIEG!!! forsenSheff /

Zulugwa

It us who has to help us. God is gone, watching us, wondering if we succeed.

ungraa

I've stopped worrying and learned to appreciate stroll. Without his fun antics causing all sorts of flags i think f1 would lose a lot of entertainment in the 2nd place race Verstappen era

Bitter_Solution

Never laugh so hard in a while, AND IM ONLY 7 MINUTES IN

Jennga, a Shagger

Where’s the opening tunes?

Meaghan

ohhhhhhh what an episode. thank you daddy. where do I send my credit card details for a print out scan of lil rocket please and thank you x

Achmed Rosenstein

Forget the dental assistant already. If she thinks you are unreasonable you have no chance. If she thinks you are reasonable she is likely insane and homicidal. F1 will never bring back V-10’s because this is exactly what the commonwealth pigs want. F1 is no longer a place where testosterone is welcomed, but Lando ladyboys are celebrated. We who want a genuine spectacle are dinosaurs in the modern world. God help us!

Hugh Mungus

Herro Dum Fuk, I’m Fuk Yu.

IamStupid

If you left me a voicemail I would come so hardddddd

Jrock3091

Calling Aston Martin 🤣🤣🤣

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

beautiful. thank you daddy rocket🙏💕

April Hughes

Pigdaddy....Don't watch shit, won't see shit, you know? Thanks for taking on the Strullovitch family.

NoticeMeRPMSenpai

You actually don't know how accurate you are about HP being a war criminal. They're literally on the list of companies to boycott because they're still operating in Israel (aka funding constant literal war crimes)

O

Go look up what Blippi first did to try and get famous.

Pp smol

Fucking hell

Osama Bin Ankle Socks

I will give up ankle socks for a signed double page spread of lil rocket

David Z

HP sells some cheaper printers in the US at least. HCHAAAYCHPEE just needs to lower their prices to compete. You repulsive phlegmy eurotrash.

Sapeghost

Ohhh. Ohhhhh imma about to have a moisty chair.

Mac Daddy

Blippi Scandal https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/blippi-youtube-kids-star-harlem-shake-poop

Brent Weir

A FULL fahken HOUR!?!?!? Thank you daddy!!

J-P Duyck

I am the lady dentist and can confirm I'm buried behind the bungalow

BananaFurmer

This is a proper nerve

Acosta79 🇧🇷

Since we're talking about dead people on social media, here's a clip of a new woman who took her recently deceased uncle to the bank to the take a loan in his name, here in Brazil. https://youtu.be/q-AcWtDrfAk?si=06J4nXkVex-58Yjz

DAYUMica Patrick

I really really really wish that lady dentist is here watching with us. I really do

Duraab

Bing chillin lmao wbuu

Digitalral

This podcast is Moist

George Alexander

F1 WILL become 100% electric and you WILL like it

Commonly HMRC

This week in Miami dumb fuk is going to crash into the marina and cause delays in getting our Jeff Bezos surprise packages

Commonly HMRC

An whole hour of the Nerve. How blessed are we that Rocket stopped making Somalian tik tok videos for the special edition of the Nerve

NigdemSlayer

I also wish you had googled “Blippi Scandal” like you did for HP and Oracle. There’s some pretty funny stories online

Em

Lance Stroll has too few brain cells to be considered part of the human species. 🤷‍♀️

NigdemSlayer

I genuinely don’t know if I’d recognise RPM with his sunnies off and a beanie on. Someone needs to photoshop what this would look like so we know what to look for in Tesco at 2am 📷

Caveman Adam

The voicemail, the tits and death rant, and the awkward incel diatribe What a fucking episode, nailed it from start to finish

Matt

Ok so I just finished it and have to ask when the pt 2 is

DAYUMica Patrick

Nyan Cat is the GOAT of the memes

Charlie

Okay fair enough this was worth the wait

Snail Chaser

just added the links to the articles cos I forgot lol

Bence Gábor

I was listening to the last episode for the zillionth time an hour ago. THANK FUCK THIS ONE’S FINALLY OUT🙂

Sir Mark

This is pure comedy gold

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

“And just as you’re about to achieve a full achievement, the plane hits the south tower” 🤣🤣🤣

cartman

Thanks Hitler, about time! Actually, you know what, on second thoughts it's actually PURfect timing...aside the small matter of it being a week late, while every other twat is out there moaning, "oh why did you release it now, I've got to go to bed😭😭😭", here in Sydney this is prime time baby, just like the Japan & China GP's. You know what, I'm sorry I called you Hitler earlier, you've just made my day and I'm thankful for that. I'm happily munching on this with my morning coffee listening to crazy voicemails, challenging wank inspiration and having my PTSD triggered by Stroll's incompetence once again, argghhh fuck you RPM, you really are Hitler reincarnated!

Keith🦜

“I immediately regret this decision. This is Matthew Gallagher from the P1 podcast.” Fucking pure gold I can’t stop laughing.

Asscar Pissastri

Rocket Fuhrer is just mad that Insta Reels are stealing his 9/11 content

Alex Coombes

Sack Lance Stroll for not answering the phone

Stanley Buttlover

Fuck me, the voicemail.

Kilokolkonka

Finally, someone telling the truth about cigarettes! they are more safe than printers!

vedeh

where is the link of the article? you muppet!

peeves91

Been waiting for this episode for a week

Aladeen Madafaka

Fucking stonks mate

Aladeen Madafaka

The Fuhrer is back!!!

Lance Strolls Window

Cock scan plz daddy xxxx

NashTickles

I’ve got a vinyl wrapping company available to put Gorlok on the Corsa. Let’s discuss

Petke

About fucking time you slut

raf

Do not buy home printers. You will get scammed on the ink cartridges. If you have to print stuff, get an actual big phat office laser printer. It will be cheaper in the long run.

thelingletingle

Yo whadduuuuppppp lol

Ellie

Can I have a frame for my signed photo of lil rocket please daddy

Duraab

Funny seeing you here 💀

PHLATearth

How is the YOLKING going? https://youtube.com/shorts/Zz8ufWS--m0?si=LoBRw54Hv3porz8I

B681

He can, and he did. The bastard!

Pang

Thank you

xWHOGAFx .

Facts

Suicidalsheep

Stroll face makes me want to poop

George21

It’s about damn time

TrustedCharl

58th 👍 (Just like stroll if daddy Warbucks didn't have a 25% stake in Aston Martin Racing)

thelingletingle

Stop leaving me on read. Xoxo.

axman1000

I don't believe in God, but RPM is doing the Lord's work leaving a voicemail for the Aston Martin team

chase

Rpm, im sticking to my claim: if you release a video every week for the rest of the season, I’ll give you my blue Ferrari jacket

xWHOGAFx .

Great attack on the p1. War: 1-0 rpm

natlouu

Matt G catching strays 💀💀

Tuna

That voicemail had me dying

Mehall

Flat out as we speak

Nicca

I don’t think that was the right phone number for Aston Martin F1. You might have just called a man named Aston Martin.

Lucas Holmes

Here. We. Go!

Not_aNOOB

Am I dreaming?

Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan

You can knock one out whilst listening

xWHOGAFx .

Love it another one

Dylan Collins

MI5 all over that phone call

PHLATearth

UNBELIEVABLE

Georgi Vladimirov

Ok, the bungalow is safe!

nick

I mean having a video for every race😢

Joe Hendry

Jesus christ are you actually calling Aston Martin

SpasticSympathiser

ABOUT FUCKING TIME MATE

Amy

the bungalow is safe for now

Meowdolf Kitler

Danke mein fuher

DAYUMica Patrick

Love me a RPM chinese impersonation

Dankiest Mist

The Lord has returned 🙏

DAYUMica Patrick

HE'S STILL ALIVE

Bailey Kelter

Thank god! I ran out of cocaine and your the only thing keeping me sane

George Allerton

Dum fuck

B681

You should be shot for taking so long Hitler!

Pumpernickel Smuggler

And a long one too, you absolute beautiful man

Tickle

Just after I came from a 45 minute walk with the dog and am about to go to but. Right old cunt, as always.

Rocketpoweredchud

sieg heils mein führer

TrickySmalls

Wtf bro, get out of my mind. I had a random thought about you and you released the nerve. COINCIDENCE???! I THINK NOT #RPMIsALizard

Large Chungus

DUM FUK does it every single time... Is there a place where I can do F1 sports betting? 100% bet Stroll will crash. Easy money.

Seymour Bhutts

Good. I am not disapppointed

Mehall

Just in time for bed, nice one

deletefrance

Bro fuck off I have to SLEEP you can't publish this at this time.

GeNeRaToR84

RPM is number 7 on patreon for videos, with 4 posts a month lol

Muhammed Bin Mohawk

About time! Been busy gassing people too much ha Hitler?

Mike

CALM DOWN

Modders

We thought you fucking DIED

Superferrariman

YOU DELIVERED YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MAN

Papa Bogey

The voice is always funny …

John

The führer is back

Joas

Danke mein Führer!

PC Brummie

RIGHT WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS YOU FUCKING JEW

Matt

Thank fuck

Seymour Bhutts

There better be a window-licker tieraid in here

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

Yeeeees

Jordan Permenter

Did you forget to post this, be honest

skycityofangels

Let's fucking go, exactly what the militia needed, thankyou David Koresh

Robuuste

Thank fuck it was about time

Chuck Norris

Hail RPM

Chuck Norris

Finally our Führer is back

Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan

Bout fokin toime

Leo

WOOOOO

Lance Strolls Window

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME WAIT love you daddy xx

A

The Führer has arrived

Cait Masterson

Holy fuck 1 whole hour

Tom

YIPPEEE!!!!!

Pumpernickel Smuggler

Was about time Hitler

Johnny Pervert

About time cunt

cMuzzy1

AN HOUR!!!!

NigdemSlayer

ITS TIMEEE

Sogan Largeant

Papa Rocket

Thew

Itshappening.gif

Eleanor Blythe

Oh brother…

Lord Charlesworth lll

He has answered our prayers

Poois Midfieldmilton

Thank you Hitler!

Mercedes fan

I thought you fucking died

MrCubehead

🔥

Leg Brace Lady

YAY

DkFoz

About time you fuckin piss ant

Mercedes fan

Holy fuck

Mracik

My lord and savior


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