Post "The Horndog Files" by "RPMF1" from patreon

Gabber420

I watched this like 4 times but just now I noticed chickwithdicks.com site in the Email screenshot

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

Pewis is WASHED! FP2 P18! Woulda been P19 if Albon didn't wreck. Fookin LOGAN SARGENT was faster than Pewis! It's OVER! Good luck team spagetti!

Zulugwa

Indeed someday, when Patreon finaly launches the PC web version of the Cum Unity app. DISGUSTING

bambambollocks

Why have redbull still not released a "horndog special edition" can with added viagra?! RB need to fire their marketing team immediately. Disgusting.

Beaverhausen1769

I’m revisiting because I’m in rpm withdrawal. Still as funny as the first time.

Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan

No Mikey No!! 💦

Dum Fuk

Paytreon is inept or shady, as if they can't make a desktop chat portal with all the money they make, these figs just want your phone # so they can sell it. Fook that.

Olaf Hendriksen

Still a party

l'éclair hotline

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (a lil late to the party)

Max Mosley 🐙

No new Nerve¡ Interesting things are happening, though... Under "Community" I now get a 99+ icon going, so I am guessing us plebs who will not install the App will get access to the highly-praised chat soon. ?

Sergio Pérez Gutierrez

Hey baby i know you’re doin your best bt im hungry

Regime Intensifies

"weekly podcasts, I promise"

Dum Fuk

2 races done, zero rage vids. RPM, what would you say, you do here?

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

He is not allowed to. He is still kidnapped and held in the Stroll basement. FREE RPM!

bunger

THE NERVE to not upload the nerve

Efe İşgören

We need THE NERVE

Evinak

season's already over... first 2 races r duds... where is THE NERVE?!?!

Deamon from hell

Phristian Porner is fucked up

Zulugwa

FULL METH COOKING

Dylan Martin

those texts look quite easy to fake. who sends the same selfie twice?

J.F.K. V.A.T.S.

Dearest Mister Penguin, first of all, unless you're illiterate as well as thunderously dense, she really was refusing but I guess guys like you are little slow to get the hint, which is why they put you in the Seg Unit to protect you from the other inmates. Second, you really should keep up with the interviews. Max IN FACT, said if Marco leaves, he leaves. I'm not confused about that but then I don't slap the side of my hand against my chest uncontrollably, like you. Thirdly, if you go back and read what I posted, I said "It's like Bill Cosby." not "It's the same as Bill Cosby." in that both situatations had the same effect in the end in regards to how I feel about both people and it's not my fault, your dumb ass needed that cut into little pieces to digest. Blame your parents. All your problems, are all their fault!

iwannasuckRPMoff

What the Penguin said, plus that's all assuming these texts are real

Prolific Penguin

First of all, she was not really refusing. There are some moments where she said they should stop cause what there doing is wrong and she is right that being unfaithful is wrong. Nor illegal, but wrong. Second, Max didn't say he wanted to leave, his dad did, his dad which has an interesting relationship with max. (Also his dad has had beef with the Horndog for a while but, here is Max, still racing for redbull) Thirdly, Cosby raped young girls, and the Horndog was flirting and trying to legally (wrongfully but legally) get with an adult female. Comparing the 2 puts you in the highly deficient braincell category. Respectfully.

Fred

A return to form for the Mohawk. Sometimes I feel like words go a long way so hope you stay in top of the season if it means solid content like this all the way thru the season.

J.F.K. V.A.T.S.

I've read those text messages. They are CREEPY AS F**k! No wonder Max and Red Bull are trying to put as much distance as they can from The Horndog! Horner keeps pushing this woman with sexual remarks and she keeps trying to get him to back off, REPEATEDLY! Then he starts badgering her to delete everything, to which she replies that she see's no reason to and Horner goes on and on. I can't look at Christian Horner the same anymore. It's like Bill Cosby. They're not who they pretended to be, they're creepy perverts and now I don't wanna look at either of them or Kevin Spacey. 😆

Nunya Business

get help

iwannasuckRPMoff

RPM's Wildest Fantasy League 24 teams and growing! Get in quick before Quali starts: https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/P7F68YWGV01

Coen Ilott

how would a brother enter the pits of hell he calls a chatroom

Dennis Sauer

If Jos doesn't win the race he's in this weekend, does he beat himself or hire someone to beat him?

Chris Wright

The no Michael bit got me fuckin howling

Jrock3091

Way better reporting here than from The Sun

Spalding Jones

You know how people bring those giant posters of the drivers faces? I will be so disappointed if I don't see giant posters of file 76, cocopuffs, and WhatsApp screenshots during the races this year.

Camelfinger

Ayoooo rocket did you fr buy the domain name “chickswithdicks.com” for the banter

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

Could you delete this chat please. Thanks

Jamie Mooney

Seeing Toto Woman was great😂 10:09 pumpernickel intensifies

Acosta79 🇧🇷

Like Jos could ever call someone else on their behavior. The NERVE!

iwannasuckRPMoff

Ok I'm here how do I get in the group chat!!!

PC Brummie

god damit my phone is too old XD

Baron von Noob

Your content is more entertaining than F1 altogether. And this is coming from a Max fan, who laughs maniacally everytime Max wins.

HottoDoggu

Seeing the burger king crown guy in your video. Now my life is complete

thelingletingle

https://discord.gg/jzygHuy9

Airflow To The Turbo 🦁

One of your more hilarious videos from recent memory. I laughed until it hurt during the fridge part. But it's his finger. Not the horndog. Here's a picture of my fing-

Sam Miles

This is so quality

salem

you're both missing my point I'm saying the joke doesn't match the set up. When Stroll behaves like a retard, he calls Stroll a retard. Perfectly reasonable He doesn't turn and slag Alonso for trying to mentor him, for example. 1 not the problem 2 not that funny Or when Latifi went on a hot air balloon ride, of course he's made a 9/11 edit about it, the joke was there What I'm saying is this time the joke wasn't there, it lands poorly. I listen to daddy's podcasts and he asked for feedback, so he's getting feedback. peace

Kodaxx

This whole year of racing is basically just the offseason until 2025

bigdog123

“NO MIKEY NO” 💦💦😂😂

Why aren't you a cam girl

You need the Patreon app I believe

HeavyHanded

Sounds to me like the chat is FAR TOO SENSIBLE.

PRC

Do you know why this is funny and not misogyny? Because he’s JOKINGGgg. This is satire.

PC Brummie

How do I get into one of these hell hole chats 😂

Caloy Diaz

Does it mean she was taking screenshots all those times (and not just when she made them evidence when she filed the complaint)? I ask because there was even a screenshot of a shortly after deleted message (the one on the leggings), which meant the conversation was being screen-captured almost in real-time.

Dorigaru

Bloody hilarious! Another masterpiece Also love the attire, it's a little bit sexual, Horner should take note

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

How do you know its the same cock?

raf

Because Max is the main character, not Jos.

Charlie

This….was glorious. I needed this. DOES this look like an eggplant? 👉🏻

Snail Chaser

bang pumpernickels wife is real sigma moov

Snail Chaser

it was a fantastic display of mental illness

Snail Chaser

when I was joking that there was a dick pic I didn't ACKULALLY think we'd see the horncock

Miki

I laughed so hard, I almost shat myself. Best episode ever.

Monty

Still kinda is. From a cancel perspective. Not so much from a Geri perspective

Mclovin Legend

Remember when this story was a “nothing burger”?

Dominic Greene

Soon as I read that quote I was like “surely he’s taking the piss, there’s no way that wording isn’t intentional”

Skroeftie

Rachael and about two, three other people went full autistic for like a three-day stint.

gam

I'm still laughing at the idea of Horner getting off to her reenacting Toto at AD 2021.

Old Fart Knocker

- Max V is moving to team Darth Vader - Jo’s Verstappen is “Working” a deal with TOTO… he so horny - They all want to dress up in tight black leather and play with their little toys. - Time for Perez to take the next Hot Tamale and shift attention away from HornDogger! - Lando will win Saudi. And no lizards will be killed so he can do it. - Little Hitler is hanging by his wanker in the forest near Hassenburg. Go see “it” yourself. - Audi will sign Perez to a two year contract.

TMR

Dude I think you have found a new way to be consistent and up to date. You can be the real weekend warm up show and do a proper recap on how everything went down on and off the track the week before! PS: if people don’t stop asking work for RPM and try to get a part in his art. Go fuck yourself you will never be anything in life because nothing is easy in life! #2xRPMlotterywinner

Dum Fuk

bRiTiSh mEdIa is, on a global scale gutter tier trash. Please don't join them.

Joao Santos

#1 RPM #2 horndog files novel and memes #3 max winning the championship this season

Perez sCREAMER 69

Im surPRYSed you didnt make a joke with the "explode" quote given by the Dutch Hitler

Commonly HMRC

This is all an elaborate scheme set up by Helmut Marko and Jos Verstappen and the CCCP for Jos to take over as TP only for the same thing to happen to Big Brain Hannah and for Jos to go to jail again for murdering Big Brain Hannah and burying her in Rocket's backyard next to you know who.

Commonly HMRC

I swear RPM never seems to disappoint me with these cinnametic masterpuices

Commonly HMRC

I love the Crofty-esque moaning RPM did, guess I need to redo my voicemail now

Commonly HMRC

2 minutes in and daddy rocket is yelling at the domestic terrorists who break the Patreon servers on the daily with their disabled memes.

Splashy

slippery little bastard almost made me choke on my food from laughter

Fragbait

No Horner no no Horner that was so not right.!!! If your going to ruin your life chasing strange pussy, don't chase employee wool, go bang Suzie Wolff and show everyone who is the alpha male in the paddock.

Funker Funkenstein

Head on over to the Venuswhaleian embassy. They did alright by that Assange flog. Look how that turned out... 🇻🇪

SigmaLANDO

Where were you when the horndog files were released?

Mike

This may be one of your best, well worth the jail sentence.

Michael Massive’s Massive Mate

#newprofilepic

Perez sCREAMER 69

Nobel prize Otto

Dominic Greene

What a lovely video... simply lovely

ungraa

New patreon price $1000 each to pay for lawyers

IceSandy

Masterpiece. RPM is a genius, protect him at all costs 🤟

Tony2Glocks

100% pure

Adam Methven

By your degenerate standards, I feel like you didn't go as hard (pardon the pun) on this as I thought you might! I guess this one kinda writes itself 🤣 10/10 content as per.

Joshua Watson

sushi tunoda 😂

North Korean Peasant

Pumpernickel lingerie isn't the weirdest want I've had.

Monty

RPM Chat is meme gold

Hail Helmut 🙋‍♂️

The more that we hear about this the more my pumpernickel becomes unsmuggled

Johnny Pervert

Christian Horner is more determined to get some puzz than Ferrari is to actually win anything

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

No michael no no michael that was so not right

George Classick

Love Pang’s addition 😂

Athinira

Was watching this in the shower. Was literally washing my junk when the Nipple pic appeared. I feel violated. But video was 10/10.

Nico

I mean. The investigative journalism started as a joke but this is the most accurate journalism I’ve seen about this

CMike

Lol we're being scolded

swaggerdoggo

pumpernickel AI search hits will be thru the roof atm

swaggerdoggo

Its comedy/satire. Not his real opinion. Are you always this dense ? Try some common sense instead of dicks up ur arse

swaggerdoggo

If the chats are real, she obviously baited him. That he fell for it is really embarrasing jezus fuck. Is it even possible to authenticate in this day and age tho ?

Pony Express

Great video! And you didn’t even get to the FIA President!

MrDatel

Release to YouTube for commonwealth pigs when?

Balázs Bálint

However. There's absolutely no indication of that. Especially being anything to do with AI. sTrolls like you can't defend the Horndog. His lawyers might.

Balázs Bálint

Or drive

Balázs Bálint

This goes on YouTube tomorrow. However this is comedy, knot knewzz.

Virus

Kid named finger.

Balázs Bálint

Oh, he did try. But she turned down the 760000€

Anastasia

I am dead 😭

Fragbait

SHUT UP

🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕

Who wants sum dik?

Christian

A masterpiece

Nabz77

😂😂😂😂 the toto pic

Yosef Cardoso

As a old man degenerate I so proud of you youngin's. This is why I love it here pure savagery

Superferrariman

Can do that here? That is knewz 4 me

BlackJack

Well said sir

francis reddyhoff

Love being a degenerate!

BilboFragenz

Perfection.

Kaeres

Pushing some patroen chat comments (hopefuly not solely to promote Patreon) e.g. Torgerina Wolff or pic of your hand were first cringey and unfunny moments I have seen on this channel. Just so you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Thomas Caswell

I avoided reading the messages until now. BRM IMA KMS

Horner's right nipple

I am so proud of this community

CH

Sorry to chase but still not convinced it is a cock.

salem

died laughing twice for every minute of this, top humour !but hearing the brit TV dude lie several times over how he's seen HUNDREDS of spicy pictures (when there's like less than 10) like a sensationalist moron and then your comment being "women shouldn't vote" after the lady just fails at being funny was just disproportionately mysoginistic man like, I get that nothing is safe and I like you unhinged, but was that really the best/most fitting take there? the guy was arguably a worse asshole

Rachael

you have to tag me if you want me to see it you stupid cunt

Rachael

All things considered, I think I got off pretty lightly.

Twanto

Patreon chats are going to be full of all the things RPM whinged about.

Mikasa who

It’s tricky because she could have been appeasing him in order to not lose her job. He’s the top dog at red bull racing and could have her fired at any point

Jeremy Howard

Yeah I really don't give a shit lol.. it was clearly consensual, even with the cherry picked messages. Until it wasn't. When you're at the top... people come out of the wood work to break you apart.

adam

Holy shit we’re all degenerates. Love it!!!!

Johnathan R Sanchez

I do have it

BlazingGandalf

we are really the bright stars of humanity

Chandler R.

Absolutely the best

BlazingGandalf

im so proud of this community

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

LOL Pang was the creator of the RPM Horndog…now we know what happens to those who get their questions answered in the RPM chat!

Lord Charlesworth lll

Haha good fucking video

IVO

RPM casually doxxing his community is peak domestic terrorism

callum gray

That dudes fingers really were some sausages tho

trond

Fucking legend!!

Team LH mediator

I’m a lawyer for the horndog…. That was a class video!

Chelsea

At least there will be one interesting thing happening this season. That first race bored me to tears.

Dave Sanders

I hadn't seen any of the photos yet. On the plus side, I don't need to eat dinner now.

David Ouellette

your the goat

NashTickles

Not a lawyer just add alleged to everything and you’re good

Max Mosley 🐙

Why the fuck is that *one* picture not in focus? In today's age, every fucking picture is in focus - every goddam phone has three friggin cameras on it and it's nigh impossible to take an out-of-focus photo. Let alone choosing an out of focus pic of your dick / cum-glazed finger to send to a lady. I call fake knewz!

Foley's Wedding Planner

It's incredible how we all went from "I can't wait for the season to start" to "How is it only the second race of the season" like *that*

G Man

For the what’s up chat?

so_sad

app not desktop

Reaver

oh yes I've been waiting for this one

eggwhite666

Fucking LOOOOVE it

Osama bin Latte

Osama bin Latte is a type of guy who leaks every time he sees himself in a mirror. I would latte on Maxipad without a doubt.

The Goose is Loose

Could be worse.... we could be all #teamLH

Trojan Detergent

Cinematic masterpiece

Deadhedd

you have to use the patreon mobile app to use it :(

GimmieYoSandwich

I guess you cooked this one up before Benny was investigated for race fixing last years race at the circuit were about to go to. Cant wait for the pre qualy and race video in a days time

Benjamin Ciboci

the most important quESHtn after this video: WHO IS JULIE AND WHY DOES RPM WANT TO TALK TO HER TODAY???!!!!!! IS JULIE FINALLY THE TOOTH FAIRY HE'S BEEN LOOKING FOR???

Ao Ali

Wierdly enought horner wasn't reported in Australian news media

Erik von Manstein

So Horndog was having a little action on the side with an intern or marketing gal, I mean - he should have paid and snuffed the matter.

BlackJack

Am I a bad person if I don’t really care that the horndog was horndogging?

Mclaren Enjoyer

This is a patreon exclusive in my book, but I’m no lawyer

RPM_Enjoyer

2nd Race, Best Race!

Treasonous Yankee

Look up the Burger King, his story is not hard to find lol

G Man

How to we get on the RPM chat?

Foley's Wedding Planner

"This is why they shouldn't be on TV....or allowed to vote"

PHLATearth

You have less than 48 hours left to post the masterpiece of RAGE against the BAHRAIN GP Before Qualifying please

tw0ne

the toto wolff audio bit really made me explode

_Andrei_

This is what I call good journalizzzzm

abductee

24 races = 24 weekends not with the fam - how are we supposed to know that's not part of their marriage/deal/whatever? "snack out, but eat dinner at home" - go and watch some spice girls interviews - they did dares about running naked in the hotel and whatnot - so maybe we should not judge - b/c its non of our biz. (the "no michael nooo!" phone joke had me in stitches tho ^^)

Jamie Hannon

The best thing I have ever witnessed.

Sizzlicks

Subscribed just to see this. RPM easily the best modern F1 journalist.

PHLATearth

Because RedBull doesn't have an engine from 2026

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

PHUN! but also, its time to free poor little rocket from the Stroll basement.

Monkeyboy

Hahahaha yeah baby! Shout out to the rpm chat!

KFC bean

My finger looks like the horndog

Jonathan McBizzle

Sir, There's good indication that all the files, esp the pics, are AI fake. I feel like this should be addressed...

thelingletingle

#jointheunofficialdiscord https://discord.gg/sRyfzmE7

Kyle McLoughlin

Damn this is pretty bad lmao

so_sad

chickswithdicks.com was unexpected to say the least

MCF Spam

Daily Mail quoting Jos quoting Horndog saying “Explode,” Tactical Jos.

Nicolo Lorenzon

I am crying

Blake

This is an instant classic

Random Hero

Nicely put - slight audio sync issue to fix

Safety car

This video was exactly what I needed, thanks. What have we come to that RPM is a sane voice in Formula 1

Chris

ANOTHER MASTERPIECE

thelingletingle

I WAS THERE. I WAS HERE. IM FAMOUS. I HAVE EXPLODED.

drew popp

Loved this LMAO

Möbelboi

Koalatee

Foley's Wedding Planner

P E A K F 1 D I S C O U R S E

Anne

Daddy this was such a fine quality piece of investigaytive journalism you are the only news source I trust RPM for king in the next elections please 👑

Christopher Darr

Why is Jos so mad? Like all the time? His son is a 3x world champ. Soon to be 4x.

CocoPoop

I actually enjoyed model toto

Neshkan

Well if anyone knows about mistreating women it would be Jos😂 maybe he has a point. He knows all to well what comes next🤣

A LV

I’m a lawyer blud. Distinction in my masters in law. That’s serious. Dm me. Actually.

Ellie

yeah but do we think the rumours are true about daddy verstappen is shagging the horndog mistress???

little Kimi

You must have just finished this edit when Sulayem was pulled for rave fixing 😂

the consumer

so we’ve gotten a picture of the rocket finger when are we getting pictures of little rocket

Old Spice

Brilliant 😁

Gerco bosch

Whoever edited that RPMxHorndog picture is a legend. Btw a great broadcast Rocket on

Em

Solid finger cock/10. Would watch again.

Onyo

thank u daddy

John Roscoe

We got called out boys

ryseek

Can I ask you to delete those chats?

JPRace Engineering

We need more angles of the finger

Hannah

Daddy RPM is so proud of us 🥰 he totally isn’t regretting making chats for us to be degents in

God

STOP EXPOSING OUR CHAT MR ROCKET!!!!!!

natlouu

We got a shout out 👌

PrinceMorque

Ok, that guy wearing the Burger King crown on a plane. I need to know his backstory. Why was he wearing that? Why did he say the n word? How many times and how loudly was he saying it? He must’ve been saying it for a while since the flight attendant was asking him to stop. What was his motivation? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

FInally!

Horner’s Right Nipple

your head is massive

Jon Clark

Chickswithdicks.com

Johnathan R Sanchez

Wtf where is this group chat? Or is it the discord?

Sebastian Cramer

Toto looking fit in that photo

NatOB

*cancels plans with my FWB*

Amy

dad gave us a shoutout we’re faymoose

Pink elephant in the room

Oh yeah our great leader has been cooking. Thank you your highness , we all take a bow for you.. this time a little lube would be nice btw, still recovering from your last entry. Not used to so much content