Post "The Nerve #26 - im moving to Somalia" by "RPMF1" from patreon

Strong Independent Brazilian

The episodes with you getting screwed up are so fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

Strong Independent Brazilian

They swallow 70k from 100k?!? Here in Brazil they fuck you with ONLY a 27,5% Bite in the cock, BUT THEN, they shove more taxes up your arse when you attempt to buy something. Exhibit A: In a Xbox Series X, wich costs around R$ 4.599, approximately 2699 goes directly to the demons...

Georgina

I love it when you talk about diff topics

Tony Stark

Of all those (at the moment) unreachable tax havens...the only real solution in Europe is Bulgaria. They "only" take 10%....still beter than 42% here in Germany

TicoSprinter

Happy Birthday Cont!

Pablo Rabbit Hole

I was thinking the same exact thing. That would be comedy gold.

liz

😂 men can’t buy cushions

Eddie Catflap Racing

Joined patreon today. Im now binge watching/listening to the nerve. I dont know whether wearing headphones whilst listening to it was a good idea because the wifes told me she can hear me giggling like a simpleton from the garden

Bruce Lawrence

I think rocket and Bill Burr should do a podcast. How do we make this happen!?

Jack Gunn

666 likes. Perfect number for our leader

Adrian Pickering

You need a limited company lad

Gabber420

Happy birthday

FarmYard Gaming

Merry birthday

J.v. Tagle

Happy birthday

Matt

Happy birthday

Matt

Move to Ireland or new zeland or malta they should give you better taxes for businesses

Dena Rafati

We have the same birthday Aries!!! Happy birthday rocket.

Amos

Is it whining to point out how he's making 25K+ a month while having no consitent output and spending more time complaining about taxes. Not to mention whole episode about dominating the F1 Podcast space and still fails to have output.

Lukas

Depends on location, but on the higher side

Boris Winter

Whats average rent like?

Luke Wemo

Finally listened to this and as the Epstein part was being shouted I drove past a group of school kids with my window is for open 🙃

Sailor Pheonix

HBD Mate !!!!

Max Hufft

HBD

Acosta79 🇧🇷

France is a tax shitbox too, but with more arabs

Acosta79 🇧🇷

Let's make a community Rocket League session. Get it done RPM

Louise Gordon

Happy birthday little rocket

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

oi spastic put your cock down and deliver the contetnt

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Well, I guess Paul Diresta lives in the chines grass now? RPM lived up to his promise and tried to set it on fire.

Brad Allen

#JonesPlantation

Cooper

WHERE IS NERVE

Lukas

For real though: I live in an ex-industrial flat in Switzerland. Swiss people are notorious for complaining about noise. I used to play Rocket League at 3am and scream at my screen on the top of my lungs. Next day, I apologized to my neighbor. He said he didn't hear anything: Long story short: Look for concrete walled flats, newly built with good sound proofing. Amazing. OR: Move to Switzerland, I can hook you up. Schumacher lived here, low taxes, no bribing, no investment needed. :P (I have company here and the taxes are reasonable)

Lukas

Happy birthday little rocket <3

Jay O'hansen

Become a starsmucks.

RiotAct

It has been more than 72 hours I AM GOING TO SELF IMMOLATE OUTSIDE OF THE BUNGALOW Also, taxation is theft

Mike Hunt

Remember when this was an F1 podcast? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Mike Hunt

Don’t worry, Rocket, nobody’s gonna be complaining about you screaming about Formula One as your neighbor because you never talk about Formula One anymore…..

Paul Di Resta

Drop a new nerve tomorrow or ur gay

Commonly HMRC

I think you should go through Sheffield town centre with a tank and Michael Masi in your ears listening to Paul "the grand prix killer domestic demon" di resta to get maximum effectiveness while having a full pumpernickel

Massive Innuendo

Way back when Princess Diana divorced Charles creating a huge stir, the comedian/actress Tracy Ulman was asked what she thought of the royal intrigue. She replied, "When it comes to the royals, I think the French had the right idea."

Callum Grigg

Just run through tinsley mate you will get plenty

adam

Ya know…..I’m not a fan of the French but fuck me they knew how to revolt!!!! Get the fucking French neck trimmer out and start dropping some fucking heads!!!! Taxation is theft!!!!

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

Hopefully you have laws in the UK for writing shit off when self employed like here in the Colonies. I'm a tax accountant and really good at it so if you ever move to the US gimme a call I'll get that liability down a chunk

Osama Bin Ankle Socks

Well piss off to Matt and Tommy then dipshit

iambreed

So what you're saying is if every patreon sub sends $10 we can buy the golden visa AND a Monaco compound? Fuck you, I'm in.

iambreed

K go whine about it to Matt and Tommy, pissboy

Amos

You know if you actually put out content like you did when YT ad-rev was your only monetization you could double the sub cost from 2.50 to 5. Then you wouldn't have to screech about taxes and we wouldn't moan about where's our content. I joined for F1 related shit posting funnies. Not Rocket's weekly bitch about the world podcast.

CowsWithGuns

Sounds pretty Californian to me

Krau

I love you but you need to learn how to pronounce Valtteri Bottas

Drew Taylor

Also about tax. I pay my friend 75 bucks and I have basically two W2 and some others for stocks I have a hobby farm I write off farm-related tools and seeds and what have you. So if I had to pay 2k and eat shite food!! Yeah I would be mad.

Drew Taylor

Happy belated birthday you rat bastard. Tell me not to do something

Zach

Happy birthday comrade from a fellow Commonwealth pig

Zulugwa

Maybe some guitar solo before the GP? forsenPls

Zulugwa

Yeea. Forsen just made a company, so he dodges all the taxes. EZ Clap

Nick T.

So, its your birthday? Fuck you.

Connar Comstock

Did Lance just pull a GP2 engine?

Nick T.

The Kardashians literally started their own church and are now tax free.

Nick T.

But then you have to live in Florida. That’s the worst.

Zulugwa

How about Texas. KKonaW

Dum Fuk

São Tomé and Príncipe is the correct answer. Already used by other Internet renegades like the Kiwi Farms and some Fediverse instances. Looks nice too.

CowsWithGuns

Florida, no state income tax is mint

Max Verstrappon

Just throw their tea in a river

R R

I started Invisalign and now I sound like Max Verstappen 😵‍💫

Zulugwa

Always was.

Zulugwa

We are already a cult. Also Religion = based on sometihing with a god. Cult = just something made by people. .. like meth.

Dum Fuk

Tifosi vs Team LH. This gonna be good.

PRC

There is no sunlight and it’s depressing af.

Calvatron

Your accountant sounds like a Ferrari team strategist. You can stay in your Royston Vaseyesque commune and still enjoy all the benefits of 0% tax through the magical concept of “corporate separate legal personality”. Ditch being taxed as a sole trader, that’s for people who pay tax (i.e. not the rich) and incorporate a company offshore. LH owned his private jet through an Isle of Man company, daddy Stroll had/has a British Virgin Islands company called Superwit. All legit. Tax avoidance, not tax evasion. Sure, lefty newspapers like the Guardian may call it immoral but that’s only when they’re not doing it. When they structured their sale of Auto Trader through a Cayman company in 2014 they announced they ‘secured the newspaper for generations to come’ after a tax-free bonanza of £619m……and yet those pseudo-commies have the cheek to ask me for a donation every time I read an article.

Furashu

As a Ferrari fan I fucking hate that Hamilton is coming to Ferrari to replace Sainz. C^2 is a perfect duo, both great drivers with many years ahead of them, both capable of winning GPs. Now for half of it I get those fucking animals that call themselves fans of that pretentious cunt.

Ben Robertson

"next year" - every Ferrari fan

Furashu

he just needs a bulldozer

PRC

Property value is your only problem in the Middle East? Your calls for terrorism will be taken literally and you will end up deported or on death row or worse in prison with actual terrorists and your worst nightmare of getting your “behind done in” will come true.

InfiniteIdeas

You could move to Andorra, pay an effective Tax rate of less than 10% https://jaserodley.com/tax-in-andorra/

Muhammed Bin Mohawk

Oi, here's someone thankful for your taxes you rocket powered wanker https://twitter.com/RadioGenoa/status/1778859057090015679?t=7MC3c2BCSSndGELsqHdyxw&s=19

JG0193

A tale as old as 1775

podge

I wanna I wanna I wanna Iwanna be hammased

FOErari pit sTRAGEDY

I love it when young men find out why old men are so angry at their government.

Em

Sucks to be old Daddy Mohawk.

HaasSymp

FYI - Isn't the island of Jersey part of the U.K. and also a tax shelter?

HaasSymp

Religion = cult + time

TMR

The reason the Hitler thing came about is because one episode you put yourself in a Nazi uniform and you praise the great one since you know if it ain’t white it ain’t right lives under our “no we aren’t raciest” skin lol

IamStupid

YES STONE ROSES!!!!

Keith🦜

Keep him away from my precious boy Leclerc…. Go find Max’s house, it’s a villains lair.

ChemoCharlie

Oh so i heard it was your birthday. Fuck you!

Flatland Splitfest

True, I don't drink but I usually bring some for the neighbors when I travel and they love me more than their own son.

Regime Intensifies

yeah but you need a mortgage if you want to purchase a bottle of whiskey.

Fernando DaVinci

The laugh at the end 🤣

Aladeen Madafaka

We need Tommo on a special edition of the nerve

Flatland Splitfest

Why not move to Norway? You still pay 22% tax, but at least the country isn't broken. Houses are very affordable outside the cities, and so is healthcare. I've lived in a few countries, but Norway is pretty and everthing is taken care of. They welcome new residents in many rural areas. They do have some weirdo's there, you'll fit right in. I have a house there, I don't even have to pay property tax. Here's Norways wealth fund, you can see why they don't need your money. https://www.nbim.no/en/

JG

If u did cameos you’d make an easy 2mil

Paddy

Patreon Elite tier gets a Live Stream of his recording. It can be annoying waiting for him to find meme clips live, but once you get the invite you realise how poor you were as a low level standard patreon simp.

Stark Botha

A religion is just a legal cult

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it's more like a cult at the moment

the monkey in lance strolls brain

Bruh move to Monaco. You earn over $100000 a year your set. Tax free

Pang

Rocket, your scam issues can be solved quite easily. Buy a farm in Western Panama. I'm talkin Volcan Baru, about the area around Boquete. It's in the mountains where it is nice and cool, full of retired westerners so you don't need to bother with Spanish, nobody bothers you and if anyone does track you down the Costa Rican border is just down the road. Get yourself a world class coffee plantation with a full staff of native slaves, I mean employees. What? Are you going to dismiss the very same BUSINESS STRATEGY that was, and still is in use by some of the most upstanding members of the global community? Are Pablo Escobar, Tsar Putin and Myself not good enough templates for financial freedom?

Stark Botha

Start a religion

Alexandros Giannikos

The pretax you are crying about will help you in the long run. Try to settle the prepayment on a monthly or quarterly basis. At the end you will pay only for the tax difference and if RPM goes down you can request a lower prepayment. So please stopp crying about what we all have to deal with. I am surprised a Greek has to tell you how the tax system works

Glitch7779

Trump’s China nervous breakdown will always make me laugh

StopSainz

Go have a suck

StopSainz

Only fuckers with zero friends and infinite free time care about shit like that. I think your in the wrong community. This is for F1 not ass blasters looking to correct each other 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

StopSainz

You are a dickhead*

StopSainz

Eat a chode fucker

Ime

*You are...is it really that difficult?

Emanuele Marabella

If Lance Stroll had a podcast, I’d imagine it be as comprehensive and organized as this one

StopSainz

Well I just got to the part where he mentioned it lmao.

StopSainz

RPM has finally figured out why all the f1 drivers live in Monaco. Taxes are for the poor. If your rich you don't have the money for taxes. But all of us peasants are on the hook for all the rich dickheads that have their business's in monaco

Seeker

Every time the kung flu joke makes me giggles, also there is a video in youtube abt Bottas commented on one day he can bring back was someone bought a bat in Wu Han which is where the coronavirus originated.

StopSainz

Happy birthday fucker

Hella Stackz

If people killed themselves outside the bungalow after 72 hours without new RPM material, it would look like Jonestown in Sheffield.

We Are Checking

team LH 100% needs some excessive unseriousness, but then they would just be bland, boring nobodies.

DeadBeatZen

Splenda??? Have you no shame!!!

Leo Alho

Lots of love. You too brother

Big Daddy Stroll

What about moving to Malta? I think that’s also a tax haven

Alan White

Happy birthday! Go to the isle of man!

Commonly HMRC

I will say that driving a bulldozer in Sheffield to rebuild it would be quite like Ferrari saying they're fighting for the world championship every year, you hold out a little bit hope only to be in pain by the end of the first race and for them to not win another championship only for pain to linger on for the remainder of the century

Leo Alho

You telling you haven't already subbed to Pitstop? That shit is the bomb

Commonly HMRC

Instead of paying your taxes to us and the UK government, please pay Liberty Media and FOM to get rid of the abomination that is the Miami Grand Prix and replace it with a classic old school circuit like South Africa, Hockenhein, or Sepang. P.s. We have refunded your tax return for next year, jk I bet you wish we did, but there's a reason we're hated by all UK residents. Sincerely, HRMC Sheffield Office

Friendly Dragon

CHINA

TheRussianspy

lol byeee

Chris Wright

Imagine going to Meadowhall and having a birfday. Phuckin spastic

Zimshady

So no video this week?

Leo Alho

Most def. Dude fucking loves me

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

The swedish taxsystem works very easy. Its high as phuck! and it goes to rapists and pedofiles, but its very simple to understand.

Xiao

True, We should all boycott RPM and sub pitstop!

Oden Woolley

I'm sure he will miss you

Tony Fontaine

true

Leo Alho

Oh fuck this i'm out. No videos anymore, only these stupid fuckin podcasts. If i want to hear a mental patient shout nonsense to a microphone hours on end, i might as well start listening to Greta cock sucking Thumberg

Toaster

Ur analogy of the tax system being like a sub to a country blew my small commonwealth pig brain... I wanna stop my sub, until the government fat cats start doing their jobs better........

Tommid

Same, but just as i'm ready to cancel, he comes out with a banger.

HaasSymp

I can explain the UK tax system to you so that it makes sense. But I won't because your rants are really fun. (And because I know you actually do understand that the money goes to actually valuable services - living in the Bahamas is, well... living in the Bahamas with all the good and bad).

Crewneck Lewis

Ironically enough little rocketpowermossad uploaded this on MY birthday

Jeremy Clarkson

When I return to F1 I will give you so much PHUNNNN !

Kane

Happy Birthday Little Rocket 🥳

Jeremy Clarkson

Thanks my son

Zulugwa

Go Sweden and make company. Thats how Forsen does the taxes. EZ Clap

Kaeres

dont be so unfaithful. Ferrari shows this year that perhaps Fred could fix them and next year no strategy issues

francis reddyhoff

Where is the Tub and Little KIMMY!!!!!!!!

Duncan Ballans

Jersey, Switzerland, Isle of Man. I think he needs to create a definitive list with the advantages / disadvantages of each.

Andrew Bennett

Wait, What!? So you're telling me that you're NOT a Hitler chav? (Brain explodes)

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

Move the RPM experience to Gaza

Zulugwa

IM FULLY CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULM

Gilbert

LITERALLY WAS WATCHING A VIDEO ABOUT THE KILLDOZER AND THOUGHT ABOUT A PODCAST JOKING ABOUT IT AND THATS EXACTLY THE FIRST THING YOU DO🤣

Kaeres

First 12 minutes is some proper libertarian rage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Which as a libertarian I of course love. Keep it up!

Meaghan

love when you laugh yourself out of character for a split second

Carly Rae Jepsen

Rocket, you seem to love singing so much. What is your favorite song at Eurovision this year?

Axsel Botha

The Nerve should be shown in schools all around the world to educate everyone

Team El Haych

Killdozer reference to start the cast off is the best place to start.

Risto Pochepov

Screaming about formula is exactly the same as led zeppelin recording an album

Chuck Norris

Mein Führer we should start our own country so we don’t pay any type of taxes and we should called it RPM REICH

Superferrariman

SHAGGER HE SAID IT, HE SAID IT SHAGGER

Commonly HMRC

In all fairness, Sauber is just trying to break Bottas' Mercedes pit stop in Monaco 2021. Imagine if they break that, by having both drivers out next week by crossthreading the wheel nut beyond repair only to do that for the rest of the season before Zhou is ultimately replaced by Pourchaire who will single handedly carry Sauber back to the upper end of the midfield. This may or not have been influenced by hopium.

PHLATearth

Flat Earthers don't need to pay tax. Only Globe believers pay taxes.

Commonly HMRC

Nobody could hear Stroll once RPM kidnaps him after recently killing Paul Di Resta, the worst grand prix driver since the birth of the pay driver. I am not all all endorsing (I am) the kidnapping of Stroll and Pawl the grand prix killer, worst commentator since the birth of Christ Di Resta. I AM CALM I AM CALM!!

Commonly HMRC

Such a good day. I wonder if we could get some insight into RPM's inner thoughts on SigmaLonso resigning for the window licker's daddy's team who will never kick his son out no matter how shit his son is as a driver #DriveOutStroll #vitchtits

Brian G

Great day!! SigmAlonsa resigns and a new nerve! Good Bornt Day followup

Firearm Enjoyer

That tax system sounds FUCKED lmao

MaximusShaggius

RPM going full blown libertarian - they don’t deserve you in the UK 💸

Elias

Maybe you should team up with Whistlindiesel for that Killdozer

Bence Gábor

Mate what about moving to Switzerland, depending on the kanton (it’s like the -shires in the uk or the counties in the us) you would only pay about 25 percent income tax. You could move to the mountains, where no one would hear you scream and you could have a pet goat.

MarcoVonMonza

*HEIL

MarcoVonMonza

If you do pt2 for a “tax shelter” episode. Consider Singapore, Andorra, Lichtenstein, and San Marino. 🔥

Aladeen Madafaka

The Rocky is back!

Georgi Vladimirov

Hail ROCKET!

Liam Warren

Also you're 100% right, 41% of my salary is taken off me before i even see it, then you have VAT on everything, council tax etc, realistically 50% of my income is being taken for tax, FOR WHAT? There's literally not a single piece of public infrastructure that still works. Wonna see at doctor nar that will be 3 months and a hunger games style experience. Dentist, forget about it. Oh you'd like to get the train somewhere, that will be £18,956.56 and it won't show up. GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING ISLAND!

Superferrariman

Glory holes are the opposite of homophobic my friend!

aidanprt

bro managed to celebrate his birthday faster than a sauber pit stop

Logan Sloan

Happy birthday big rocket

Duncan Ballans

Have to move the Shed to the Isle of Man, don't they have a different tax system. True its not the same as hanging with Samerlian war lords

Zander Roth

Alonso just resigned with Aston

MPKilroy

Thanks for the rant and the Stone Roses reference. Take a deep breath and do it all again.

Liam Warren

Oi lad is your birthday the 6th?

Horner's right nipple

Please don't go to Somalia. They'll have your fine piece of ass eating shit for free faster than a chav in a london alley can shiv you for not giving him any coke.

Foley's Wedding Planner

Nice catch. That was defo rolling the dice 😂

Charlie

All of a sudden I’m glad we went into revolution over 2% taxes in tea. FUUUUUUCK that.

Charlie

So. Are we about to start cow posting now?

BlazingGandalf

10:34 hahahaha jesus, you can feel the pain and the actual anger in the scream 11:48 I know its different after being in the holding line for hours and listening to the same song over and over again, but with a reasonable waiting time i would ABSOLUTELY FREAKING BOP to that song th entire time

cMuzzy1

I WANT TO SEE THE PUMA TRACKSUIT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Kuchi Kopi

happy birthday lil rocket

Guido

Alonso the dumbass decided he wants to be making jam for another year

DK

“This is not a crime of hate, but of passion and resentment” oh my gawd, rpm spills words of wisdom

thelingletingle

Taking a deep dive into UK Tax Law was not on my Nerve BINGO card for this week…

Heywood Jeblowme

Taking you to fat court with the homies for this comment

Krazyaitchy

I thought creed was amazing, but the Stone Roses too?! Must say, your taste in music is on point. 🤘🏻

Island Mutt

It’s about time! Moving to Somalia that is

Alejandro Peramas

Happy birthday you cunt

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Happy birthday! Hope Stroll gets you a cake in the basement.

Superferrariman

FFS post in the morning so I can laugh like a fuckin hyena in the office and I can go home on insanity

Zipa

The sigma bastard has undermined this episode with his breaking newz THR NERVE

Amy

move to monaco like all the f1 dikheds

Fragbait

You're a bit fair skinned to make it in Somalia. Happy Birthday wanker.

Foley's Wedding Planner

IT was my understanding that birthdays were just an adult false pretense for having cake tbh

Bacon 🥓

Thanks Mao x

DAYUMica Patrick

Happy birthday my poopsiekins <3

Porsche slut 🐳

About time ya spastic but happy birthday!

DAYUMica Patrick

Honey wake up, your new episode just got released!!

Epistrophe.39

My birthday is the day before taxes are due in America so every time I go out with friends and family for it they’re always incredibly stressed

HaasSymp

I'm guessing the first 20 minutes of this podcast were caused by an incredibly profound birthday hangover and a lack of Adderall as well as a hatred of tax day.