Post "F1 Knewz - Christmas 2023" by "RPMF1" from patreon

Sentient6

That sniff lives forever in my head rent free

Bryony

“Maybe Nikita Mazepin is a good looking young man” 😂🤣😂

Charlie

I stopped the daily’s when I saw that he released the Sorbet episode of the Nerve like three days ago 🤣😂

Joe W.

I deleted the first because I accidentally commented underneath the wrong post. but what's up with you, tracking others daily comments? Also I don't even know what you mean with daily record purpose.

Fragbait

It makes no sense.

Fragbait

Just post to add to the post count?

Fragbait

Why would anyone?

Fragbait

But it's just stupid.

Angel Ricado

Lil 🚀 lied. Just because f1 is out he thinks he deserves a break too I guess.

Angel Ricado

Daily comments!

Angel Ricado

So our lord and savior is a weed?

Angel Ricado

Let’s get him at least 1,000 comments then he will give us the attention we need.

Angel Ricado

I also think hes going for the comment record.

Angel Ricado

Where the fak r u boo? Y do you treat us like this lol. That weekly checkup sure aged well deek head

Charlie

Daily comment #2 for record purposes. Joe W., what’s up man.

Joe W.

imma track you on that mate. I am convinced now that he got addicted to that massive attention and worrying of us so he is sitting in his fuckin Corsa right now, reading our "concerned" comments and wanking himself into oblivion.

Joe W.

In Germany we have a saying, "weed (as in bad plants on your field, fuckin around with your crops) is never going to die" - as a comparison for certain people when this question gets asked.

Joe W.

my mama always said.... don't make promises you can't keep. Lil Rocket twice in the "I AM ALIVE" video: "I promise you to come back at least once a week"... so... yeah. didn't see santa either this year

TomasK

Nah, he is still trapped under Gorlock, in the Stroll basement.

Ime

*homeless😁

l'éclair hotline

is the band coming back together? 👀

Marco Torrielli

he might be done for good now

Viktor Nemet

Is he alive?

Charlie

Starting a daily comment to beat the previous record.

Fragbait

The issue isn't the $, it's the " I will not go more than a week without posting something" . Just fucking do what you say or how about," Fuck ya, I'll post something once a month. " There is a responsibility when you take money to provide content. If you want to do once a month videos, that do that. One cannot set expectations of weekly podcasts and sell them as such and the n fail to deliver the same.

Charlie

Last two race videos? At some point?

Zulugwa

Cmon guys, 300 more cumments to break the old comment amount record !!!

PretAManger

Taking the piss now mate

Airflow To The Turbo

Man, people who dramatically announce they're leaving like the world is gonna stop turning if they dip are funny. You don't own him. He's not your personal entertainer. It's a few bucks a month, as much as a bottle of coke. The videos are so funny I'd almost pay that per video. And it's free on YouTube. Sooner or later another video will drop, but until that we're gonna have to endure our sad and pathetic lives. Or, you know, watch something else considering there is so much content out there it's ridiculous. Watch a movie. Chase a duck. Chill. Sheesh.

Cooper

we’re….paying for this?

Justa Fleshwound

MY DUUUUDDDDE!!!!

Tiefi

The fucking nerve

Fragbait

Go be poor somewhere else. ;]

Zulugwa

Too expensive for homeles.

so_sad

#STAY #CALM

Nyx Chaos

REAL, I WANT MY 3$ BACK :C FOR LEWISSSSS

Ime

Too expensive monthly fee for such small amount of content

Martin Träff-Bouvin

If we need a Playboy its James Hunt

Will Switz

i really hope yall are fuckin around cuz this is actually crazy. big man will be back just remain calm. I REPEAT, REMAIN CALM.

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

oh the trans wedding cake, AKA Cyclops the Destroyer?

hilarie

cunt

Paul

Cancelling my subscription, and hope your mental health is OK, but either way you're not good enough to support our cult...

Paul

Goodbye RPM. I've spent season supporting you, but you give me nothing. It's nearly a week into the new year and you haven't even commented on the last two races

Ze Nightman

Oy, enough hangover recover therapy. Back on the fucking saddle Magnanimous wannabe lookalike egghead.

Cooper

genuine possibility

bukkstappen

are you alive RPM, its been pissing down heavily in the UK?

TomasK

Well, he could be stalking outside Pauls house, again, or he is really kidnapped by the Stroll family where he has to watch the window licker slam his sister.

TomasK

There is no conspiracy, poor little rocket is a prisoner in the Stroll family sex dungeon together with that behemouth trans thing.

CtoOo

I want you to read this comment out loud

Cooper

he built a cult. he knows he has a cult. he knows what happens when he disappears from his cult. so why has this fucker disappeared again???!

so_sad

just wow

Bram Gjaltema

You have any more of those "weekly updates"?

Rugby League Project

I'm just dropping by to say, that I don't care how long it takes for the new content, because when it does arrive, it's always fucking magical. People need to chill. You can't make a unicorn fart rainbows whenever you want ;-)

Juji Ide

Dude if you put yourself a fucking deadline at least manage to achieve it, this isnt even a rel job dude

Adam Methven

2 weeks. 2 fucking weeks it’s been. The last video said you literally won’t leave us unsupervised for this amount of time. Now look. Well, get ready for another comment section full of conspiracy, speculation and downright, well justified fucking RAGE. Maybe he’s gone for good this time. RIP Lil’ Rocket and shout-out to the dentist girl. #DeathToTheWest

PC Brummie

fuckin hell here we go again. Squirrel head has fucked off into the Abyss and we're all here about to start eating each other cuz Daddy has gone for a pack of fags again. the F1 season being months away is far worse without RPM. Hope you're getting there with the shit you needed to sort out. BUT if you don't come back in one week I'll execute a nonPATREON Youtube Subscriber, these are my demands

John Cameron

FUCK ME! andretti will be winning world champions by the time we get regular uploads NOT FUCKING CALM!! we love you lil rocket but giddy up bitch

Balljoint

I think being Trans MAGA might be the position to have, you'd be untouchable! Like a Wizard on the battlefield of the culture war.

Arc Tru

I'm out, see you guys in a couple of months when he posts the video declaring he's alive and that he'll start posting more regularly.

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

Lets start the conspiracy people

Andrew Phan

i mean sure i'll pay a monthly fee to get furiously fingered and told i am loved once every three weeks...sure...it's more attention than my boyfriend gives me anyway

Juji Ide

Dude, at least try to do what you promised and upload a 2 min video of you talking bullshit

ChingyfromAus

Currently in hiding due to Epstein documents release?

Zulugwa

You mean that crater after Tsar bomba sexplosion? LULE

From Nan's Grave

Time to fire up the conspiracy generator again

ColorfulNight

WHERE VID

involentnumber

I neeeeed content

Fragbait

Rocket did clearly state that everyone lies I guess he's proving that point. One week my ass.

Dum Fuk

OK lads, you know the drill 1,500 + comments to summon RPM.

Marnix Vandersmissen

I’m hanging onto my 12 steps from Alcoholics Anonymous

involentnumber

i have some patches laying around we can split them

involentnumber

ah yes the origin of Clarkson's Farm

Justa Fleshwound

Another day with no RPM. I am saddened.

Evinak

ok look here you little shit.meme

Marnix Vandersmissen

Where is the next video. I’m all out of fentanyl and need a fix

TomasK

So poor little rocket was NOT kidnapped? BS. He has no time to make videos since he has to be a sex slave in the Stroll dungeon with the window licker.

TheTUNNELER

GIVE US THE AWARDS NOW

Dum Fuk

Hey Rocket, what's your favorite Top Gear episode and why is it S09E05?

martin

I PAID 3 QUID FIFTY DANCE FOR ME MONKEY!!!

Anselm

I demand a cow as compensation for the wait

Rusty

It has been more than a week the bungalow is coming down!

elfizz

LIAR! You said you would not leave us without more than a week without content. Where is the UPLOAD

Zulugwa

Yeea, that cum unity chat app doesnt work, fuck that shajt.

TomasK

Well, thats to be expected when you create a cult.

TomasK

The nerve!

Sapeghost

Should we pick our pitchfork, torch? ( I AM CALM).

Joey Bensley

Happy new year rpm!

Mike

Happy New Year Team RPM

Pirelli Wets

Yea pretty much, it’s not letting us join! The ccp trying to silence you!

Snail Chaser

did it crash or something?

Snail Chaser

we may have crashed the chat lol, took you 25 minuets

Pirelli Wets

I feel so left out I can’t open it. Fckn window licker

Eyeswift

Your NYE chat has crashed Patreon servers I swear

Massive

I can’t open that chat. What the fuck are you up to stupid little cunt

IamStupid

Lol

IamStupid

Happy new year bitches! Can’t wait to see what RPM has in store for us next year! #teamRPM for lyfe!!

Ac

Time zones are so weird. In Australia it’s 2024, in America it’s still 2023. For Lewis Hamilton fans they’re still stuck in 2021… Happy new years chap!

Juji Ide

Happy new year my felow RocketPoweredAlqaedas

ColorfulNight

WHERE NERVE T_T

Pavol Murco

Happy new year to this organized group of terrorist who Also enjoy cars going around the track for 90 minutes. RPM VIDEO NOW!!

TheLazyHatGuy

Happy new year to this group of closeted domestic terrorists

C H I N A

Bet he's dead again. Fuckin spastic.

Shubham Seth

Happy new year from Hong Kong ppl. If u use VPN you'll be celebrating too rn

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

lets go back at the Las Vegas vídeo and start another mental breakdown

Justa Fleshwound

We are the idiots who are making his new lavish lifestyle affordable. Screw that which was formerly known as Twitter and all who subscribe.

Joe W.

poserr

francis reddyhoff

Happy new year from NZ!

Pavol Murco

No need to, he was active on X(Twitter), if u go to his profile on there u can find he post a comment on Biancas post

Pewis Pamilton

And so do I because fuck misogyny (sniffing intensifies)

TMR

Oooo you got me! I’m soooo offended maybe I’ll just go kill myself because the words you type are so hurtful. So strong over the internet. Ahhh so scary lmfao go fuck yourself bud 🤣

Justa Fleshwound

My dude! It’s been over a week! Don’t make us pull out the conspiracy theories again!

Massive

Hamas and Hello Fresh lmaoooo

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

Oi DiCkheaD, it's almost 2024 WHERE IS THE RPM 2023 END OF SEASON THANK FUK IS FINALLY OVER OFISHAL PRIZE GIVING CEREMONY sponsored by Hamas and Hello Fresh?

BlazingGandalf

This man is either hinge deep in the dental assistant or the next cook and both is fine for me. (obvious lie)

Zulugwa

You just got one week ago you zoomer adhd retard. Go tell your mommy how big crybaby you still are.

Cooper

It’s been 9 days, don’t make us call the cops again cunt

The Shugstar

Ok Mummy.

BlazingGandalf

(mental breakdown intensifies)

Licking Windows and Kickin Haas

Ok, so I’ve tried to minimise my comments because of the absolute filth you send me in the DM. (Please don’t stop) Honestly guys, RPM is just a kid. He posts when he posts. And the posts are fucking hilarious art. Just enjoy it when it comes ffs. Stop being demanding little babies for Christ.

Licking Windows and Kickin Haas

So I started listening to Dirty Air. Fucking Incredible Thanks so much for recommending xx

Dum Fuk

If the year ends before this bell en... I mean exception individual finishes the 2023 F1 Season. I swear down on my nans grave!

LemUhu

We need PROOF of LYFE. Otherwise, we’ll start spamming police station on missing adult with possible link to domestic terorist group.

Nyx Chaos

Nahhhh where video pls its my therapy (also talk about the Bianca Bustamante situation)

Theo Walter

No nerve in almost 2 months. Come on Mohawk boy.

Gorlock the destroyer

That would be brilliant

Ruben Smith

I didn't notice. I am truly sorry for my team lh like behavior

KoRFletch

To be fair he sent a nuke off in twitter last night so i guess that's the week for knowing Lil Rocket didn't go

Treasonous Yankee

We WILL float California over to the UK so help us “god” if there is no update before the new years!

Toto wolff arseplug

It would be a fun thing to have a Patreon only discord were you could livestream f1 races and react to them

FLY-SY FPV

Whens the next video?

TMR

Well Christmas is over and ruined. All I want is a good old RPM F1 video from where you last left off on the season. Please for the love of world domination please just make videos like you use to. We don’t care about what TP is fingering each others asshole. I want to hear you scream about Charles leclare remembering who the fuck he is. Or are the glory days over and like all gen Z can’t commit and don’t want to do it now that you have gained traction on this path you have gone down.

Ruben Smith

IT'S BEEN A WEEK YOU LIAR. something has happened to him, he PROMISED he wouldn't take longer than a week. I hereby pronounce you dead and deceased. RIP Mohawk and shout out to his family. I am calm

Sapeghost

Elmo on fire. 🔥 (I AM CALM) catch butterfly and chasing frog.

Amir Vafaei

he kindly asked Bianca to through herself in jail.

Big Daddy Stroll

What happened?

BlazingGandalf

Sooo.... are we phasing in Meltdown 2.0 now?

BlazingGandalf

yeah, WHAT did he do

Gilles

What did he do?

Shoutouttofamily

Tbf to the lying bastard he did a small nuclear event on twitter yesterday

Keith

Some biting & holding in spinning around included! Ha

Gilles

You’re late you cheeky little bastard. What’s your word worth from now on?

Rexgaming Clarke

okay its been 7 days and no update clearly hes dead or has been kidnapped by the ccp. if hes not dead then where the fuck is the nerve

Gilles

One hour and fifty-seven minutes left brother…

Charlie

We need your wisdom on the Bianca Bustamante situation

Dum Fuk

BUSTamante. buneo.

Mariah Carey

Daddy, my girlfriend Bianca liked a meme about the window licker. Please make your opinion known so I know what to think. I’m incapable of independent thought. Thank you gorgeous x

Juji Ide

Wheres our podcast fanny-haired arsehole, WE NEED OUR INVESTYGAYTIVE JOURNALISM. I AM CALM.

Isaac

Disagree your mohawknes lady pinkbits Pinkham is way more sniffable than danika

BlazingGandalf

#AustraliaDoesn'tExist

BlazingGandalf

PANICCC NOOOOOOOW (i am calm)

Gilles

You have nine hours and five minutes left to stick to your arrangement and give us a new video, podcast or update. No pressure.

Lance Stroll

Loved the Tim Dillon drop

IamStupid

I just watched this for the 26th time stoned off my arse and it still slaps

Hunter Biden

Stroll bandwagon went apocalyptic

Ryan Atchison

Mate I will go on a hunger strike if you don't let us know if you're alive. I believe gorlock ate you

Chrashtor Maldonado

Orgy in a Jacuzzi?

Keith

Hey alligator fuckhouse!!!!! Where’s the Boxing Day/ festivities video for us!! (Look up alligator fuckhouse on urban dictionary, you’re welcome all.)

Ryan Atchison

We need a farming 23 server like we need the massive back at the FIA

Keith

I was hoping! Christmas miracles happen damn it!

AtomicPineapple42

You going to do the 2023 f1 end of season thank fuck its finally over prize giving ceremony? (Sponsored by balenciaga)

Knewic

Can our Christmas present be getting this discord or farming sim server going

Mariah Carey

When she fucking feels like it, clearly 😂

kemz

New nerve podcast when?

Andrew Bennett

A true masterpiece of comedy! Maybe you should take more unannounced, month long breaks? Keep the RPM fuckpigs starving for more and then drop these bombs of brilliance

PHLATearth

BREKFAST😩🤣

PHLATearth

#SpaceIsFaked and GHEY

PHLATearth

She's Daniel Patrick he/him U just sniffed a man's butthole 🤔🤯😩

PHLATearth

Research #PHLATEARTH

PHLATearth

You are HARD❗🤣 #homosexual

PHLATearth

I can ASSURE You that She FLAT...as a PANCAKE....#GAIA #flatearthmatters

PHLATearth

I mean Merry Xmas and shit BUT WTFIU ? You CU*T ?!

John Cameron

happy belated Christmas dickhead

Kevin J

Why would I die? I didn't care. I wasn't worried, like I said. It's not like I sat there refreshing my Patreon every 30 seconds hoping for a new video like these other desperate losers. It's not like I stared down the barrel of a shotgun with my big toe on the trigger with My Chemical Romance playing on the stereo. I didn't make myself frozen pizza and Mac n cheese for one last time and swig from a bottle of cheap vodka whilst wishing my hero wasn't imprisoned/dead. Like I said, I knew it was all fine, never concerned.

BlazingGandalf

To be fair he opened with the line "Can i be mysogynistic for a minute?"

BlazingGandalf

Did you die?

BlazingGandalf

What has the protestant chruch to do with anything here? datz jokez, i know you mean Luther King jr. but Martin Luther is already taken lol

Justa Fleshwound

Well… we’re waiting. Merry X-mas, Mr. RPM.

Mariah Carey

Shout out to Perez’ wife 🙏

Mariah Carey

Merry Christmas to my actual family, my cult colleagues 🙏

Mariah Carey

Not if the YouTube overlords have anything to do with it. 1 year ago was the biggest hate crime in history, little do you forget!

Mariah Carey

Merry Christmas Rocket. Currently watching Love Actually, minus the birthday cake over the sink. 1 year anniversary of the great YouTube hate crime. Much love from down under #itsnotflat

Cooper

Merry Christmas babe, sorry for inciting the idea of doing wellness check (i love you that much king)

Keith

Merry Christmas RPMs closeted domestic terrorists !!! (We shall receive our gift soon enough! Maybe he uploads soon!)

Jihadi John

Yes this

Infineite

This

Jihadi John

Hitler didn’t even come on say merry Xmas rat bag

Jihadi John

Shout out to Martin Luther

Wolf J.

Banger

Vitor Ferrari

jail right now lock him up

Fragbait

That's not funny I actually killed myself over this.

Ukrainian Psyop

Oi RPM are you gonna address why you chased the only black duck? Confirmed racist! THROW HIM IN JAIL!

Ukrainian Psyop

Merry Christmas you sane people!❤️

Jihadi John

Where is the Christmas presents u made me sit on ur knee for mr rocket

Skroeftie

Het enigste da we tekort kwamen om de W series serieus te nemen...

Skroeftie

Most incompetent sheffield farmer/top corsa whipper

Zulugwa

He put it in the oven. sodaCult

AJD621

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

so_sad

merry christmas fellow cult members.

Marnix Vandersmissen

What did you do with the duck?

purrrr slut

my family asked if i had a boyfriend so i said yes and showed them a picture of you

Sergio Pérez Gutierrez

He clone the thing

Sergio Pérez Gutierrez

You drop this, twat 🥒

Joe W.

you gotta believe brother. there will be more, I am sure.

Joe W.

TETTEN

Nathan. Lintz

Yes. This is how Rocket capped off 2023 with this video

BlazingGandalf

(obvious lie)

BlazingGandalf

the madlad did it he kept the sniff for the commonwealth pigs wish yall a merry Christmas in the vicinity of your favourite closeted terrorists

Amir Vafaei

I honstly am speecheless! This is just classic. Amazing job man! Really appreciate the time and effort you put into this <3

Anita Max Wynn

I just about died during the Danica Patrick twat sniffing part 😂🤣😂🤣 well worth the wait for this video

Jarrett Stone

What did you do with the duck?

Kevin J

Glad you're back. I was never really worried. I'm sure a lot of people were worried and sold all of their worldly belongings, got into their Civics and drove to the ocean, sat there in despair staring out into the horizon, wondering what it is all for, and all the while eyeing a very full bottle of prescription sleeping pills, but I did not.

Old Fart Knocker

Make sure you go by and leave some flowers on Nanes grave young man. And don’t go cheap and simplistic flowers. You are rolling in the dough now and can afford fresh flowers and forty!! Merry Christmas to my fellow F1 fans and the Little Rocket. 🚀🎄🏎️

purrrr slut

can you tell us about your hair routine

CATSMITHY

Wishing you and your family a safe and happy Christmas on behalf of the Commonwealth Pigs down under. Looking forward to a year of fun and mayhem.

JaredPizza

Toto straight to jail. Hope he doesn’t “hang himself”.

Aaron Paul

Mate Timmy D popping in made me actually laugh out loud

dumwee

Adhd can be fun sometimes

dumwee

I went in to greenland again and noticed the newest episode is out on yt already! The horror! I'm mad and all that because we only had one day in heaven before yt peasants! Now I'm raising my fist trying to be agressive and all that.. I forgot what I'm mad about... This is good stuff

Ricky

This is so true. All the others were talking heads on very little info

Corsa 93

what a wonderful day to be a mohawk sympathizer, well done sir

Marnix Vandersmissen

Now where is the tripple header video?

Bence Gábor

Currently rewatching this masterpiece while I’m buzzing off my twat on botuca rum. IT’S HITTING IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES👺

dumwee

When you get so high you become one with the mohawk give me a DM

supercoolguy420

So we know Russell is gay but who else?

Mariah Carey

knewz that was missed; Hamilton gifted trophy at the prize ceremony, and by gifted, I mean stolen. Max laughing at Kelly missing the bouquet at the wedding. Max sleeps on the sim

Mariah Carey

😂😂

Vitor Ferrari

anytime there's some new WeEkaLY POScasT I light a joint

Vitor Ferrari

or maybe Hello Fresh

BlazingGandalf

Steiner: We look like a fucking bunch of wankers Hulk: *This looks like a job for me*

BlazingGandalf

i see no fault in this logic.

TomasK

Ever heard of irony?

16_55_50_51

Read the damn description FFS

LemUhu

The InvestiGayshone hit the spot. Love it. That 3 weeks of internet-abstinence really pump you up i guess.

Mariah Carey

Can the prize giving ceremony be sponsored by the new Snow White movie? It’s more of a hate crime than Hamas

Mariah Carey

Yes! Rocket powered Mohawk sniff merch

Mariah Carey

That’s what she said?

Mariah Carey

A lot of rumours of Daniel Ricciardo being a bender, back in the day

Mariah Carey

Great username

Mariah Carey

He caught the duck

Mariah Carey

Big payout to have a play date with MJ, that’s my answer.

Mariah Carey

Yea I had to watch that shit twice 🙌

Mariah Carey

Fuck off 😂😂😂😂

Mariah Carey

Welcome to the mental stability community 🙏

DAYUMica Patrick

I enjoyed the sniff. You free on Friday? ;)

dumwee

I'm high as fuck, I giggled alot... I'll give it 🤌 out of 🖕

Mark Flaherty

I love you

gam

Imagine the FIA opening an investigation into Lance because RPM said he shags his sister, or some other hilarious shit.

OTBoney

That was fucking incredible and top class as per!!!

Evinak

the sniff... lmao

gas panic sherry

I fucking love RPM. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to my favourite Northerner 🎄🎅🤍

Rokas Ulys

I just aubscribed and wanted to say that you are a piece of art that needs to be protected!

Onyo

thanks daddy

Mg

Check out Dirty Air F1 on Spotify. Two British comics host it. And they are very regular with their content unlike our Overlord.

Balljoint

He definitely is, he's dropped a few of Tim's lines here and there throughout the many videos.

Alessandro Spenga

I fucking watched the whole clip of you chasing that duck and didn’t listen to anything of what you said

Davide Bertolini

Holy shit, welcome back! I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time, I will never forget the sniffing bit

Moe Lester

@ 2:32 are you a Tim Dillon fan? He is absolutely hysterical. Reminds me of you a little bit, excluding the fat, gay, cocaine addict thing.

Licking Windows and Kickin Haas

All I have right now is Red Flags Pod and ShiftF1. It’s going to be a cold and lonely winter break this year

BlueSkyLine

Genius as always:)) looking forward for the next video

Gustavo Menezes

The japanese one, sure

Troy.R

Does the duck have a name?

Emilie Tan

Maybe… to me Lewis is the most obvious. Lando as well.

Emilie Tan

I’m a straight woman and I have a girl crush on Danica. She’s super hot and she’s not a woke lib.

Emilie Tan

I say Lewis for sure, then Lando, Zhou and maybe Hulkenberg and George.

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

you mouth breathing simpletons too hyped up on chocolate to fucking read.....?????? this is clearly an edited extract of a much larger video that had enough substance to be seperated

TomasK

Give it to us NOW!

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

IMO there is no else currently who is not a lizard. Mystery Science Theater F1 was good 6 years ago then they broke up or something.

Yamac

You deserve 2022 Belgian GP

CatalanJM

He smelled Danica Patrick's panties

Oliver Findlay

Ungrateful

Vitor Ferrari

Osama Femboy

TomasK

So thats it? Nothing about the season final? Not a podcast or a word for ages, and then this? Come on.

Aaron Grenadier

Running in gumboots makes everyone look like that.

Licking Windows and Kickin Haas

I have a question for the RPM regime. Can you guys recommend some F1 podcasts? Nothing too serious, something a bit funny but also hits right with what’s happened each race? Two of my fav subs were axed after this season and if my fellow closeted domestic terrorists could help me out I’d appreciate. What are you psychopaths listening on the way to and from work when it’s not this?

Charlie

I believe it was you, Mr. Mohawk, in a previous video who said something like, “….that would mean Mercedes had information about another teams finances and is that not bang out of order as well?”. The world has seen the damage done by an Austrian with everything to lose, I wouldn’t put it past the Toto to use his wife’s clearance for information.

Piotr Szostak

Why? Did he do something embarrassing?

Licking Windows and Kickin Haas

The investigative journalism we’ve all come for. Great broadcast RPM

CH

Would you rather carpool with Princess Diana or have a sleepover with Michael Jackson

CH

Back with a bang.

Bastard of christ

I found it especially funny that both latte-boy and lando were photoshopped to look gay, whereas Lewis did it all on his own

Tom Russon

Gunna need more context on the duck situation

Aaron_Dat_Boi

Read the description. He said it’s coming

Nothing Just an Inchident

YOU LOOK FINE

Lonely69

That’s not beige, it’s pink... Ffs...

Richard

Throw him in JAIL!!!!

Richard

No preference of dairy = Possible homosexual

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Congratulations on catching the duck, but you run like a pensioner!!

CH

Any milk is fine

Leg Brace Lady

You taking the piss? Where’s our Rage against the Vegas GP

Porter Rainford

I think you should just switch your content to capture ducks during the offseason

Zulugwa

DAYUM I would sniff that too. Kreygasm

MiddleAgeRage

“They claim that at least 3 of the drivers are homosexual” My brain immediately thought “well George Russell for sure”

Paul

The duck was riveting!

Patrick Barker

While my is brain Is mush, The capture of duck took all my attention. I had to go back and listen to the story. (Really had to focus to not look at duck wrangling) Maybe there is still hope for me?

H982FKL

Checks The Race... Checks Motorsport... Checks RaceFans... MF. There is more jerNALIzm in this video than the entirety of F1 "perfeshinel" journalisuming. Ignore The Party media! Long live RocketPoweredkNews!

Caloy Diaz

When RPM caught the duck, I thought how can I now focus on the article when I have nothing anymore to distract me?

Mike

This journalism deserves a pulitzer.

Fergit

The butt sniff got me

CatalanJM

I should not have seen this in front of my Dad

Cammy

The endings to these videos reall hit different

Yukl27

Wow! Tim Dillon made this episode, good for him. I hope Megan McCain makes it on the next 😏

Reuben Bull

“Wanker” is a pretty common term to call someone tho. It’s pretty much like saying “hey dickhead” in a joking manner

Charles Magnuson

Singled out the brown duck, you racist.

Mikkelsen

rightfully so THROW THEM IN JAIL

Jackhrv30

That duck chase must be the the most accurate representation of Ferrari trying to get a title these days

Horseman

Hulkenberg also always says "Na, ihr Wichser?" - Which translates "What's going on, Wankers?" - I am not joking. For real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhdscxUsATg So I would say he must be gay, cause joking about wanking is gay.

Horseman

I think I'm gonna survive the winter-break. Keep going, queen!

Cliff de Zoete

omfg that sniff, hahahahaha

Unknown name for security reasons

I spat my Yorkshire Tea at the sniff

TheRussianspy

That sniff though! My G

Achmed Rosenstein

All I want for Christmas is a T shirt with the Danica sniff shot. I would wear it everywhere. I blew my drink out my nose when I saw it. INSTANT CLASSIC!

Brett

The duck catching had me mesmerized. I had to go read what the hell you were actually going on about!

Perez sCREAMER 69

I was worried being chained in a secret CCP basement for so long would've made you lose your mind. And I was right. Fantastic vid.

Andrew Phan

king shit

A

I fucking died at the butt sniff

Flash Abuser

ONLY 3 of the drivers are gay? I find this hard to believe its definitely more than 3 with Hulkenberg back on the grid.

Ben Osborne-Ellis

"I do apologise, but I'm not sorry" is a mantra I shall let lead my life.

Michael Dip

Holy. Fucking. Shit. You nailed it man 😂

PC Brummie

Chrissy what a cheeky moooov “ change your fuckin wife”

Ez

Somebody better and smarter than me needs to edit the video of him catching the duck together with this https://youtu.be/Jvmmkx1dtmA?si=WRDFFZ7G9w_RJbnC

feoffle

Glad to have you back. That sniff though, really deep into the lungs for sure.

trippie gone

This was so worth the wait. All he wants for Christmas is Danica’s panties.

The Shugstar

Thought you might have lost it but that was pure fuckin class! Great to see you back. My deepest apologies.

Bart B. (G4rr3tt)

We should DEMAND a poll on if it was a good or a bad thing the electric fence was turned off in the duck chase scene?

benficaclubedemerda

This MF is retarted for real , that Snifffffff

Tess Tickles

what did that duck do to you

Thijs de Bie

But what became of that duck?!

Tess Tickles

absolute banger

Brad Symes

A master class in iNvesTyGAYtive journalism!

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

lewis, Lando and George 100%

Ollie Leyfield

Lmao more duck

chiimachar

Ain’t no way you called Bianca bustamante mid

Hunter Biden

I love the knewz

Funker Funkenstein

FLIck mysogenie.👃🍑... Ignore that... Actually fell off my chair 🤣

Anthony Lathrop

Christian Horner is the world's worst liar. "I didn't have sex with those three girls ever, at any time, in any tattoo shop... in the Southern hemisphere."

Vesta Arcadia

So what you're saying is that Business F1 is based

ana.djura

Perfection!!1!

Allen P

In all seriousness - the Danica Patrick tale is an interesting one (and probably would help enforce the decisions made by the W league) & rpm should do a review of it. She was actually a solid driver in the open wheel leagues. Then they saw that she was smokin and marketed the hell out of her/gave her drives in leagues she had no business being in (while still trying to do the open wheel stuff I think?) & it all went tits up. But I still hate her F1 commentary… stick to what you’re good at!!! (And take off them clothes, gurl)

Ukrainian Psyop

Are we gonna ignore that he chased the only black duck? THATS PROBLEMATIC THROW HIM IN JAIL!!!!

Nick

Bruh. This is your best work yet. Jesus Christ that was amazing. You should sub to business f1 and review an article from it once an issue, seems like a total shit show.

Alex Howling

Breakfast

Josh Powell

You sneaky little Asian dyke! You knew putting the video of the duck would boost your views, I had to watch 5 times just to have any idea what the article was about because I kept getting mesmerised by you trying to diddle some poultry! That shit is fowl…

BlazingGandalf

honestly i would have never expected a mjf cameo in a f1 vid. I though im the only sucker who watches the two sports in the world with the most tribal fanbases

MrDatel

You sniffing Danica Patrick is memorable.

Jacob Secor

Please don't, I need to be able to share that with a friend lol

Ivan Zečić

simply lovely

Rosalind Muchmore

This.... is actually genuinely decent investigaytive journalism. Great job catching the duck. I could tell you really worked for it.

InfiniteIdeas

The ramblings never cease to make me laugh

so_sad

i almost choked, needed to pause many times

Aohdaki

THROW THEM IN JAIL

Dean Farrimond

The bit where he was in danika ‘s crotch had me fucking screaming! That’s my kind of journalism right there.

swaggerdoggo

ty for ze knewz, nice dick, sorry duck.

Clinton Bishop

Highest quality journalistic standards in this exceptional knewz report thank you to RPM We definitely need more of an in-depth report about Dammica Patrick!!

Chrashtor Maldonado

I bet he wouldn't sniff Amber Heard like that. He'd wind up with a Jobby to the face.

Commonly HMRC

I love the santa outfit, keep it for the next video plz -commonwealth pig

Commonly HMRC

This is just what I needed to laugh about the Jeffrey and Ghislaine situation, how dare they share information!!! Throw them in JAIL!!!

Chrashtor Maldonado

RIGHT NOW!

Christopher

I not only learned something, but also, I enjoy how your video was so accommodating to us, the neurodivergent degenerates. Thank you; and I’m sorry, because you are going to be suffering from success soon after this piece.

Washedmilton gets no clunge

I suddenly think dayumica Patrick deserves to be on sky f1 after watching this video. Not sure why though

Aaron Page

Another Masterpiece <3

Dingus

Mazepig's dad probably sticks him in the egg tray in his fridge and clones him every time he shunts his tank into a minefield at the Ukranian Grand Prix 🥚

Monkeyboy

Fuckin' hell mate! I lost the entirety of the bit during the duck thing! I was wondering why your bollocks weren't zapped and was distracted enough that I only realised what I was watching originally, when the duck was caught and I noticed the fence wasn't connected and I already forgot what I was talking aboit? #adhdisfuckinglit

Foley's Wedding Planner

"First of all.....I did catch the duck"

Erik Gross

Welcome back our psycho leader

Commonly HMRC

Must be Jeffrey and Ghislaine Wolff in disguise

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

Throw them in JAIL

Antony

That's got to be your best one yet. You made me fucking cry of laughter.

MVRK

THROW THEM IN JAYUL!!!!!!!!!

MZ

I mean half the grid is extremely fruity 😂

Trimmershave

Good work on catching that duck, which I'm 100% certain is a spy sent by Jeffrey and Ghislaine Wolff to try and stop you from delivering us the truths theyre trying to silently hide away from the public.

Tom

Horner? is that you?

MistaPutz

Does anyone know where to find that Danica Patrick photo? Asking for a friend.

DK

He goes in to hiding for 3 weeks (probably to run around naked in the woods), and then comes out with this banger!!! Seriously, that was a great piece of investigative journalism!!!

Der Wydd

Great editing and journalism but not funny or crazy enough 🥲 after a month of waiting my expectations were very high

planetos

ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. sniffing booty is one of life's top delicacies

PHLATearth

Danica is a Man FFS Open your Eyes people!

PHLATearth

Not a Coincidence because it's the truth.

C H I N A

My man posted a news video and went on to talk about ONE piece of news and edited himself sniffing Danica Patrick's donut. Fucking legend.

PHLATearth

Worst video so far. Huge disappointment!

BlazingGandalf

Well... if you insist...

BlazingGandalf

(obvious lie)

Keith

RPM curious…. Who recorded that duck video… you seemed very happy to be chasing said duck… plus there’s no sound… WHO WAS IT!!! CONNECT THE DOTS DAMN IT!

Foley's Wedding Planner

B A D D I E (and Iconic tbh)

FLY-SY FPV

Didn't know you fucked ducks . How was it?

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

i have just cried genuine tears of laughter.

Ellie

So like did you keep the duck or nah?

wsLy043

Fuck me sideways i completely lost it at Hamilton, Russell and Norris at the end 🤣

henrik jonassen

Bloody hell man, this one really takes the cake

Foley's Wedding Planner

Not to wank ya nan off, but you're the Tim Dillon of F1 .

Stifmeister_2000

MJF "mid" edit was golden!

Troy.R

Lmao you trying to catch the duck was the best part about this whole video and I only say that because who gives a fuck about the far left of Mercedes. They are the liberals of the F1 world they blame everyone else of everything yet they are the ones doing it. They talk about suzie wolf like they talk about Michael I mean Michelle Obama. No body truly gives a fuck. But when you chased the truck I could just imagine the audio on that video would be like “come here duck” “common quite fucking around and let me grab you” lol Also please do a rant about GP and Max how the media keeps talking about them being straight to the point. Fuck that shit is sooo annoying.

Em

I have questions about the duck. And the sniff. But mostly the duck.

Alexander Honing

Top tier christmas gift, absolute banger of an episode.

christian krol

Prefer some weed and driving but only after Christmas

Snail Chaser

ALL HAIL THE PIG (rip ben)

MZ

Lewis, George and Lando being the 3 gays you chose is so funny

Windgeisel

Thats why good things take time ;) Tnx man. Another great piece by the MJF of F1-YT-Creators. Nobody is on the level of the duck-catching- devil.

Justin Case

Howling. Btw I got my RPM merch, but did eventually cut the Mohawk off because my wife was doing my head in

Valkyrie

Susie's response is still hella sus and I think they're guilty

Piotr Wójcik

Sniff sniff

Soebe

Cant get a chick like Dayumica but gets a duck instead.

Charles Leclerc’s Piano

The way this man is able to write clever jokes, keep us visually stimulated, edit bombastic videos, make F1 knews and highlights entertaining, and be unhinged is at a level that no other youtuber can match. Thank you for the constant aneurysms you give us all. I hope that 2024 will make us all brain dead by your conent (in a good way)

Snail Chaser

i made him a pond out of a old swingball base

Mg

#KeepDSniff Worst case a reprimand, best case Danica likes it and reaches out to you. It's time you diversify ur portfolio coz I assume it didn't workout with the dentist girl

Epistrophe.39

Oh it’s beautiful

IamStupid

Take all my money now

R R

I fucking lost it at the BIG SNIFF 🤣 🥴 ☠️

Mariah Carey

Still awaiting the “weekly podcast” don’t let her of the hook yet

Christo Burger

Did you really miss the opportunity for "Sum Biatch" cloning a dog .... I kept staring at the lab's name and waiting

Michael Maclean

James Hunt and Mazepin have a lot in common. I don't like them, they like women and both would kill someone and blame someone else for it then spend every day till they died calling their patsy a killer for no reason other than their inability to take responsibility

Mamkatiprase

What did you do to the duck after you caught it?

Foley's Wedding Planner

IDC if it makes me sound like a simp but how DARE you call Jessica Hawkins and Bianca Bustamante "mid"

Snail Chaser

i may have to cut the sniff for the commonwealth…..but i don’t have the heart to do it

shawn m.

We're through the looking glass people! 🧐

Foley's Wedding Planner

>The sniff Im dead

Nick de Jongste

Got me too man I could not breathe for a solid 30 seconds

Soebe

That magazine seems to be a goldmine for your investigations.

ikeastolemytable

I can only imagine what the soundwave looked like in the last 10 seconds of the video. But if I were to imagine it would be a fat block of sound. And by saying fat I mean Gorlock-type fat. So fat it will blow the pc up into pieces like the Mazepig blew up every car he put his tiny little pig fingers on. In the aftermath people will obvisouly speculate that Osama was the one responsible for this. But only the real ones know... That the Mazepig... HAS RETURNED!

Shaun Nel

Holy fuck that was so funny! THANK YOU. Glad to see you're finally acknowledging your dad aka Tim Dillon. And I spat out my tea at the Danica bit.

Justa Fleshwound

Hilarious!

Friendly Dragon

Hero

FLY-SY FPV

That was amazing. Now do one again!

Duarte Paulino

Fuck mate that fucking slapped

Foley's Wedding Planner

I KNEW YOU WERE A TIM DILLON FAN

Mariah Carey

The second king, after Masi

Mariah Carey

Also, Bianca is wayyyyy bettter looking that Danica

Nicolo Lorenzon

The Danica Patrick skit had me rolling

Brian G

Absolutely NEVER disappoints!!!!

Gerbil_Horde

Can we have the Abu Dhabi video now please? 🫣

Scaredeecat

That was a long wait…but fuck me it was worth it…outstanding work Lil Rocket

Shaun Evans

Thank you and good night

Gothic Serpent

This F1 Business magazine sounds like the shit. I'm subbing. 2nd most entertaining F1 content behind this garbage. Maybe I'll get my money's worth from the magazine!

PraiseSobek

Ngl the duck footage did wonders to keep my attention.

Richard

More duck chasing vids 🦆

J. Travis Kingston

I am calm.

aviator0504

what a time for some drunk driving

J. Travis Kingston

My only complaint is that this wasn't longer.

Balljoint

I have officially painted a wall White

Massive

Now we need race videos

Massive

Absolute banger

IamStupid

Fucking gem! Thank you Santa Hawk!!! 🖤🖤

Jason Steptoe

This MF is cookin😮‍💨

skypy

Worth the wait

Daz

Merry fucking Christmas

Christian Horny

It’s not black but you can ofishally catch this duck anytime.

Spike SharkYT

Um actually

David Mullins

Bwekfast!!

Nick Crawford

The king has returned when we needed him the most.

K Fez

This made perfect sense. Great journalism once again Daddy Rocket. Ly

Drew Goldsworthy

This is exactly what I needed for Christmas

Team LH mediator

Yes!

Tomi

HE GOT THE DUCK

Mike C.

Hahaha, I can't stop laughing.

mariana

the chicken video was the first time i’ve ever seen you smile and thats pretty concerning

WhatIsLatifi

You just killed me with THAT sniff man. I'm ill already, and I was laugh-cough ing for 5 minutes at least.

Mariah Carey

About time you did some work! Happy to see your face xx

Witold Sikora

Danica patrick sniff is legendaryyyyyyyy

James Dunne

Not 30 seconds of this video is making it to YouTube for the commonwealth pigs

No Nazis in Argentina

Can't wait to watch this outburst of autism

Vitor Ferrari

A FAT 15MIN+ SLAP JURNALIZMMMM

Mohawk Sympathiser

Danicka Patrick would be hot if she just stfu

FLY-SY FPV

Yeh hell yes

Luuk

What in the name of Prince Andrew is this....

BlackJack

FINALLY!! The lotion is primed! Haven’t had a good wank sense the Las Vegas video

Richard

A blessing from the lord

CH

Bwekfast

yerms

1mo 16 min video pls drop 2 more then ill shut up #killtheregime

Flynn

Mr Mohawk provides us all with his very important investigative journalism. LEGEND

DAYUMica Patrick

Finally the Rocket Powered Faggot came back. RIP to Wolff and shout out to his PumperNickle

Sapeghost

NOT CALM

Gloomy

This almost doesnt seem real. Been almost 7 years since the last rpm video. I now have a wife and children at home whilst im at work in a 70 story skyscraper being a BuSiNeSs twerp with goatify.