RPMF1
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we cookin
🕑 Added 2023-12-20 20:18:26 +0000 UTCmy meth lab is cooking at FULL SPEED
fresh batch tomoz (probably)
then we can all get twatted for crimbo
Comments
Fragbait
Never happen
Fragbait
Lol, fuck off
Allen P
All fair points, but honestly at this point I think he should get an editor more for himself than anything. And by an editor I mean someone that would be part time that could handle some repetitive stuff (like adding voice over/effects that he uses often). Meaning he could throw in a comment about what he would want and where & then focus on other stuffs in the editing process. The knock on benefit could be something like him being able to finish videos before a new idea percolates (like scrapping the Vegas/abu Dhabi video for the Wolff/fia stuff), but he probably still wouldn’t release them anyway so might be a moot point. Regardless, might save him some time/headache to go chase ducks or whatever.
Paul
Good point!
16_55_50_51
He already said multiple times that he enjoys the editing. Also don‘t underestimate how big a part the editing plays in how funny his videos are. I‘d rather have half as much content than content that is only half as funny.
SpartanF1
We demand it be feature length now
R R
I'm wondering what he was ACTUALLY doing for so long. I reckon the was up to no good!
Reuben Miller
Go back to playing the guitar
Harvey Price
Well hurry up Hitler
Massive
Oi dickhead I’m going to a movie now, upload after 5 hrs
Allen P
Wait wait wait, when did he say George Russell was like Michael Masi???!
Allen P
Well then they should be that much cheaper to employ, duh
Mike777
Need a calendar you dumb twat? It's f-in friday mate, where is the video? (Oh shit, friday is only tommorow... i am calm!)
Foley's Wedding Planner
And if they can, they're in a prison already
Edgars Laucis
Ni editor can make his vision into reality
WankMeOffYaNonce
Notice how it’s shocking weather in the UK since the rocket revealed it’s time for new content? Lawrence stroll is manipulating the weather so that the internet goes down and his son doesn’t win another autism award.
The Shugstar
Mind and share it out now Oh Great Leader, we don’t want to be abandoned for another eon.
Christopher Carey
He has literally compared George Russell to the most horrific terrorist in our lifetime, I think this is Barbie in comparison
Murray Walker
So love wee just came out my filthy twatter
PC Brummie
I wanna lick your Mohawk 😂 and not the one of your head either wheyyyyyy. I’m drunk
obama
the withdrawls are unbearable
CH
Good thing you had all that Patreon money at hand to bail you out of your latest Sheffield hit-and-run
Wanjas
Coincidence? Federal judge orders documents naming Jeffrey Epstein's associates to be unsealed More than 150 people are expected to be identified in early January. https://abcnews.go.com/US/federal-judge-orders-documents-naming-jeffrey-epsteins-associates/story?id=105779882
Paul
Got to admit this is a bit wrong, are you implying that Toto is a pedo and that Suzie is a pedo enabler? I'll wait to see your final video, but seriously,if you're comparing them to Epstien and Maxwell then I have a problem (and will probably cancel my subscription)...
Allen P
Home boy needs to get some help & hire an editor.
TMR
RPM can you please go on a rant about this whole thing they keep bringing up about how GP and Max are on the radio! It’s fucking annoying they talk about it in the pre race and post race shows for F1 TV people so you wouldn’t see it. But it’s fucking annoying as shit anyone else agree?
Any milk is fine
Here comes Santa Claus
Big Daddy Stroll
Dear daddy rocket, for Christmas all I want is a new episode of the nerve pls
TMR
Dear Mr.RPM now that you are a mega super star and on the verge of world domination. And I don’t know if I am the first one to ask. But would I be able to get an autograph ? And I am being serious btw I am not cocking around.
Kenny Pinto
Now you can fuck whoever you like……fuck that bitch….heil Mohawk
Balljoint
The only thing that can save us all is if Michelle Obama reveals that she is indeed Big Mike, that she is divorcing Obama, and that she is now part of the new Trans MAGA coalition. Gorlock and her ground beef pussy will be sent to the Middle East to negotiate peace. The CCP will then Nuke America sparking WW3. America wins the war and we replace the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC with a statue of Michael Massi eating a Cheeseburger out of Gorlocks man pussy. This is the only way we get a new episode of The Nerve from President Rocket.
Kozik
Stay strong bro, the liking of Lance will pass. I promise.
Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1
All hail to the Mohawk
Fragbait
I heard her speak Nazi with Toto, she's not fooling anyone!
Massive Innuendo
2 on 2, jackets of blue
Pirelli Wets
Hail the Mohawk fuer
Wulf
Thanks Chris! I appreciate the compliment 🤗
Chris
Horseshit take but ok
Gingersnap
100% pure or we riot
Aaron Merriam
Tbh I’m just glad our Mussolini is alive and kicking 😂
InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist
I don't want to catch covid again please
InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist
gotta be the whole of Team LH
InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist
that's inspirational
ImJustAGirl
Let! Him! Cook! Can’t wait to see how the Egg continues to stay relevant
Wulf
I feel both cheated and relieved. Damn you, man!
HaasSymp
I have no idea what you just said but I’m still excited about it.
bigaidsfromthefareast
HAHAHAHA i’m the 420th like😃 (i am severely depressed and on the verge of liking lance stroll)
Der Wydd
my only Christmas present this year 🥲 thanks Mohawk
Dum Fuk
looks like RPM is channeling Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder. I guess the hair would be inverted tho.
Emilie Tan
Suzy is Scottish
NigdemSlayer
My wife divorced me 2 days ago so I’m looking forward to this video that will hopefully make me want to commit some war crimes. Heil Mohawk 🫡
Curtis Bennett
Sensational! Still laughing at the inbred barking however
biz
The scrotum is the one male bio signature that cannot be forged.
the Countess
Swear on me nans grave, I’m excitedd
Zulugwa
Quickly! CAST SCOURGE STRIKE!
Zulugwa
too late gachiHYPER
Twanto
last time i tried that, my phone quite working and my clothes got wet. should I try a higher bridge?
Zulugwa
OMG, IMG 2255! I SEE A HORSE PASTURE! forsenE
Zulugwa
you need to throw the phone from the bridge and then catch it by jumping
Noel George
DO. IT.
Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume
this year the sponsor is Hello Fresh (from the Devil x pewis dad episode)
Lord McT
This already looks like absolute shitposting ✨GOLD✨
Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume
frish neu jurnalizmmmm
Sam Sulek
Is that your car in your picture? Well jealous mate
Harrison
What an absolute legend 💥 have a good one mate 🎁🎄
Shaun Evans
Get that corsa to the 5g tower NOW
Just Another Blonde
We eatin good tomorrow
Toaster
I'm getting excited, 2 posts in a month, looks like an up trend in content, 5 dollary doos a month well spent!
Drew Naylor
Mmmmm smells like jernalism
Twanto
What's a minge? Also, I'm not paying 5,000 dollarbucks to watch an irishman that's been infected by the CCP yell at me in front of a green screen, when he has a perfectly good tub he could be yelling at me from.
Michael Massi
Suzy it’s called pre season testing. We went motorboating.
Hector_03
hoping hes cooked up some new categories 🔥
Fragbait
What's with the green arrows pointing at the tits? Are you showing us the small efficient German boobies verses Gislane's crowd pleasers? You sick bastard, I don't need any help to see that! First thing i look at.
Mike D
You need 5G to play it./
Mike D
I can smell it..
agentPineapple
Can’t wait for the RPM f1 2023 end of season thank fuck it’s finally over unofficial but still really important prize giving ceremony sponsored by balenciaga
Sam Sulek
You need to rub your minge on the screen
Twanto
Hey everyone, I'm a bit confused here and could use some help. I've been staring at this 'video' for the longest time and it just won't play. I've tapped on it, swiped it, even tried turning my phone off and on again, but nothing's happening. It's just sitting there, like it's frozen or something. Is there some new app or update I'm missing to make videos play? Do I need to say a magic word or what? Any advice would be super appreciated because I'm really starting to think my phone's broken or maybe it's just me...
PHLATearth
Plot Twists! The Soundproof UNDERGROUND BUNKER is inside the NERVE Center...
rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬
rocket is the max verstappen of podcasts
Grant Packham
Merry fucking Christmas
PHLATearth
The Herb that going around in Sheffield must be hitting hard on the Commonwealth Pigs...
PHLATearth
HOLD your C*cks ❗🤤
Rusty
Lookin yoked
Errol Verwey
We need dental assistant updates. You cooking that too?
Fibre
Tha truath shall bi revealed!!!!
ourenny
green line test plz
zulongi
Finaly all threats and burned tyres at bungalow made a point shithead
Phyuck Yiu
I can't believe you took out wtf1 and now last lap podcast, when will you be satisfied?!?
Seymour Bhutts
What in the holy fuck is the update with dental assistant?
Kevin O'Gorman
It's a Christmas miracle!
E-White
Good impression from the skin suit. We know your hiatus was a cover up for the CIA hit on you. Telling you people look at the ears and Mohawk. Nothing matches
PHLATearth
It's really getting me near to a boiling point... Oi oi Oi !
rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬
i’m hungry daddy rocket
NOT Podge
Bout time you know. Whats going on with that dental checkup you were due?
Manuel Borg
yessssssss
Lars
Oh thank Helmut. I thought Team LH got you princess die style
Robert Soare
I am edging myself in anticipation
Daryl Delancey
Back on that "time management" goal?
Brenton Sword
Ohh, so you haven’t forgotten about us? Such an abusive relationship, why do we stay?!
MiddleAgeRage
Bonerific
Jimmeez Nutz
Could've done 👀👀
From Nan's Grave
See how easy communication can be?!?!?
Allen
You gotta look up the green line test for this
Patch
Let's stay calm, RPM will deliver the goods *nods*
wsLy043
My pumpernickel is throbbing with excitement
Philip Rowse
why can't i see a picture of toto without seeing him the gimp suit
Red Stevens
CALM DOWN, TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS LADS.
JOSE T.
This better be some Heinsenberg level cook!!! 🔥🔥🔥❄️❄️❄️
M4rquinh0
You're better be cooking some top notch meth for Christmas mate, if not I consider it to be a crime against humanity...Christmas supposed to be covered in white crystals! The nerve....
JOSE T.
This is taking too damn long!!!!
Sven Peters
Stay calm
Chrashtor Maldonado
I already have a deathgrip on my cock!
GabberGandalf96
Im so hammered down on blow an alcohol and I’m shaking in anticipation for the new video
Masi Forever 21
I’d like to say thanks to our god Michael Masi for this gift that’s exorcised the DeAmOnS iN mY sOuL
Logan Nine Fingers
Roll on the beers big lad!!!!
SigmaLANDO
Anyone know the name of his band? Want to show the fam some sick beats
Richard
She Mohawked on my rocket until I powered ?
Osama bin ankle socks
LET HIM COOK
Phunkysmurph
Cannot wait!
Christian
Give me a Christma. Miracle
Richard
An early Christmas present, thank you Lord RPM
868Hex
My $3 at work 😃
TheTUNNELER🦁
WELL PINCH MY NIPPLES AND CALL ME MAX MOSELY
Archer
Toto Drama and I like it! Finally I will receive valid information about this drama 🤡
Guido
Ever wanted to be a Christmas Turkey?
Braidy Love
6 to fucking midnight.
Jimmeez Nutz
She rocket on my powered 'til I mohawk
trippie gone
We can take all you got, Big Daddy
Pumpernickelback
How does Prince Andrew prefer his whiskey? Anything under 18yr old.
John Dorian
FUCKING FINALLY
ColorfulNight
pog video coming out on me birthday :DDD
Yamac
Thank baby Masi
J
Said he wouldn't leave us for a week or more... What an honest king
E
Yes!!!!
ikeastolemytable
I want to quote one of the greatest TV personalities to ever be featured on television Mr Spongebob Sqaurepants: "I NEED IT!"
IamStupid
Omgggg yassss daddyyyyy
Qas
He’s cooking? The oestrogen pills are kicking in
Eric Schmitz
Im yanking it ofg
Em
All I’m seeing is the truth. 👀
Desmo 🐱🍑🥷
Cock in hand
Carbon117
Just a picture? I feel CUCKED
Aaron Page
The Furher gifts us, can't wait for this masterpiece that I'm sure I'm gonna watch atleast 69 times
Mike
easily the greatest Christmas gift each of us will receive.
Caleb Duchan
Return of the king type shit no lies detected
Christopher
Good deal - thanks for the update, much appreciated
Mexican Minister of Disgrace
About focking time with ya vigina stripe on ya head
Lil Andrew
LEEEETSSSS GO m8 btw you got mentioned in a f1 ice berg vid when they talk about Vitch Tits his real name
Ellie
this better slap or I'm setting the bungalow on fire
Space Jesus
I AM CALM
benficaclubedemerda
Sreaming without the S over here
yerms
15 mins only m8 you’re lacking esp after a vacation #killtheregime
Massive
oh god the similarities
Angus Crawley
Very festive
George Lawson
Video better be at least an hour long or rushing the bunker
Bence Gábor
Tomorrow means next year daddy, we know❤️
G Man
Someone had to say it as we were all thinking it.
Kate Ray
Can't wait!!
Dickhead 4
Out of everyone on the paddock in recent memory, who do you think has most likely been to the island
Austin Rode
I'm edging
Stake did nothing wrong
That's some pumpernickel level twatting
windowsillett
Yes dad
Jamie Hannon
Chef Mohawk
Oracle bread bowl racing
Rock hard
BlazingGandalf
ARE YOU READY FOR THE DIAGRAMM
Matthew Smith
Welcome Kick-Sauber-Epstein Racing to the grid
Jackary
I cannot wait
DaddysMassive
Return of the king👑👑
Newquay Tsunoda
Yes boys we back
the dan dude
I'm fiending for the needly crack!
Slight Moron
When podcast, me and my racing team listen to it when we travel and we need to be kept sane and definitely not domestic terrorists
Eleanor Blythe
Not my girl susie 😂
Borgiense
It smells fishy already
Harry
Yesssaiiiii
NatOB
Yaaaaasssss
Michael Sherwood
I can feel the spice
Massive
we eating
Benjamin Philp
I’m already twatted
Tim Li
go go go
Danny
Yessss
MaWi
Lets go 🙏🏻
