Update - IM ALIVE EVERYBODY STAY CALM

Hitlerdidnothingwrong

Mine fuhrer is alive!!!!

Rocket Powered Dildo

God you're so pretty

YELLOWMASI🇰🇵

Ohh mein fuhrer..

TomatoThunder

What kind of PSYCHOPATH wakes up in the morning and immediately starts chewing gum

Tasha Phipps

Need some music from you man 👌🏻👌🏻👍👍🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Sentient6

LESSONS NOT LEARNED

Maxi pad with wings for heavy flow

YOU PROMISSED YOU TWAt

GuentherMyPookie

So, here we are again

Rocket Powered Mullet

The '24 Corsa is actually a dope looking car. Not sure what year you have....uve been talking about the rocket-ship for awhile now, so I doubt it's a '24...not sure where I was going with this stupid comment. For the ALGORITHM

EdwardiganZ

Did u not HEAR HIM, or are u fucking slow. He hates the internet AND social media. So do what you will with your measly $3 dickhead.

EdwardiganZ

U r a disgrace to the noble name douchebag..

EdwardiganZ

Do you REALLY THINK he gives a shit mate?? FFS

Dashnet -

I like the nerve center videos do them more

Limp Mohawk

Dude your sound guy is shite. He needed to turn down the guitar and your vocals up. Boost the bass a bit too

Elvin Rosenkvist Persson

Your setup is actually both really cool and smart

TomasK

So "stay away for more than a week".... Poor little rocket hasnt been let out from the Stroll cellar yet.

WB

Yes mate! Go back to the nerve centre!

TheLazyHatGuy

Not gonna lie, I would love to see RPM's scrapped videos

Garrison

😂😂😂

Edward Wood

I have met bananas more tech savvy.

Elliot Phillimore

Should use the tub for big announcements and a couple rage videos (I.e. start, summer break, and end)

Jabingus

If you're dying or being kidnapped or whatever let us know because I ain't paying $3 a month (exorbitant prices) to a British corpse

Rosalind Muchmore

Deranged youtuber into famous musician bit has already been played out by Joji, unfortunately.

gam

#TeamRPM Glad you're not dead.

Cody_cody

...but I love your F1 journalism

Christopher Norris

babe you didn't go out for cigarettes you went for fucking MILK

Cooper

fuck yes daddy two of my comments made an appearance (i was very concerned)

christian krol

Zgadzam się Wojtek

Christian Horners Mobile Phone

Your Band Sounds sick… But FUCKIN HELL FIRE THE SOUND GUY

Nyx Chaos

Omd I was wondering if Toto kidnapped you

Troy.R

Serious questions!!!!!!! PLEASE READ! 1) my wife wants to know are you wearing make up in the video? Or did you happen to snatch up one of those lovely British ladies of the night? 2) I know you had a band and all but I personally think you should be ripping fat BARRRRRRS

Nathaniel Darnell jr

This is what happens when a regimes leader disappears.

David Lawler

Oink Oink my Man

David Lawler

Thay band of you're doesn't just slap. It abused me so much I'm thinking of giving its name and number to Max Mosley for a rough night out. LOVE IIIIIT

James Birch

Bro people need to chill out, possibly finding addresses and doxxing you because you hadn’t uploaded is Psycho. Parasocial relationships to the max holy shit

Sam Pacey

The nerve centre is beautiful. It’s like a shrine. Also bring the band to Notts

Trappist monk

Ciggies. More like, went out for milk. D A D 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Leah Warner

#TeamRPM for life

C H I N A

Now that we know he's alive, we nuke Sheffield or what?

Nope

LET US OUT OF THE DRAWER!

Ben Kelly

Found your location RPM Little Saint James Island Coordinates: 18°18′0″N 64°49′30″W / 18.30000°N 64.82500°W

KoRFletch

I know he said no longer than a week but this week we gotta think about the fact its only 5 days away from Christmas so maybe hes sorting some Christmas stuff out and will do a video on Christmas instead of now, maybe im wrong and probably am but if not don't worry im 99% sure we are getting something Christmas day or boxing day

J

And now we wait..

Ukrainian Psyop

Bro is out for another round with the dentist

Dingus

Your charisma is indeed starting to provoke some intense #teamLH type comments/unhealthy obsessions. Internet's gonna internet I guess. Fwiw I love the green screen. The desk moving around the Vegas track was fuckin hilarious. Happy Xmas.

Zulugwa

He is just old school guy not used to internet much. BBOOMER

Nathalie

“I won’t leave you guys alone for longer than a week” he said 6 days ago. Almost time to get perfectly reasonable again 🙃

S Barker

Where's the MG again ?

The Shugstar

Is that you away on another bender already?

Zulugwa

OR the horse pasture...

Hunter Biden

He switched from his sister to a nephew or something

Dnasty

WTF MATE!!!

Jason Adrian

i always wonder how RPM maintained such a calm demeanor and rational view of the world. more proof that internet access is radicalizing the youth.

Christina Monroe

Yay you're alive!

Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1

Get back to work

Zulugwa

no one asked

James

The ferrari car reveal teaser poster doesnt have wheels on the car, is this a sign of things to come? 😭

the dan dude

You can't blame him, I'm sure he's not allowed any sharp objects in his padded room

Martin Legs

Welcome back….to the machine.

Michael

Unrelated but have you seen the fucking state of the spastic window licker in the secret santa

Zulugwa

never, sou you can keep asking. LULE

Zulugwa

AUTISM POWER

hmmm

can you please review the absolute shit show that was the prize giving ceremony

Gerco bosch

He is actually in a padded cell of the ccp that is actually led by the Devil himself.

Baphometric

Welcome back bud.

JaredPizza

You can never hear the person singing when you watch a band live that isn’t professional.

Zulugwa

If not here, Id like to see the unedited scrapped rant on your 2nd channle Extra powered Mohawk. ZULUL

Eithacos W

5:20 he denied being dead, he denied being taken by the CCP but he DIDNT deny being stuck in gorlocks asscrack

zartariana

Completely agree!

Paul

OK RPM, not only do you have to give you opinion on Las Vegas. And the other race.... And Suzie and Toto... Now you also have to respond to Jenson's new career! Get on with it mate!

Baldo33

I think you underestimated the power of autism

Josh Roberts

If you ever stop the formula one journalism I will call up big Vlad and give him your location

SiFi

I too had my band fucked by the pandemic and switched to children’s music videos (staring with a home made set, then discovering the insane possibilities of green-screen), I totally get it mate!! And being a musician who just flies by the seat of his pants and does whatever he wants, randomly, with very little consistency putting out content, I too get you on that level. We’re now slaves to our own amazing creations though and consistency must prevail unfortunately. So together we shall put on our big boy pants and try and run our businesses with them on, whilst running around like complete retards on screen doing what people love most about us. It’s tough bra, but we can fuckin do it!! Oh… and I too had thoughts of you toppin yourself (or something like that) at the peek of the season… but it just created a vacuum for which we were all sucked back in by your genius!! Happy Christmas bra!!

Samir S.

That was worth the Patreon membership. Glad to see he’s okay.

Luke

I guess nobody understands that you owe us nothing. Keep hating the social media and do what you want to do. If people don't like it they'll unsubscribe.

Erik von Manstein

Reading through the comment section is like sticking my head through the insane asylum

Josh Roberts

Jesus Christ I thought you were dead

Ethan Stewart

Rapper rockstar and award winning journalist what’s next?

Zulugwa

And the funeral would be named: DANCE WITH THE DEAD which is actualy an music band making badass music with skeletons and shit.

Zulugwa

The video is indeed an obvious AI generated deepfake made by corporations in order to enslave the humanity.

Zulugwa

He has a life, unlike you.

Zulugwa

I wouldnt mind anothe gum video, maybe POWERGUM.

Zulugwa

With TECHNOLOGY! of a green screen, now you can just emulate the original NERVE car in a garage, which was the best setup anyway. EZ Clap

Fragbait

Squirrel murdering bastard! Why whould you kill a charming little filthy tree rat ? RIP Mr. Squirrel and shout out to his family.

No Nazis in Argentina

Maybe we should join the CCP and hide in plain sight. It's the last place they would think to look.

fuck stick

you think you can just move on and start the band back up... wrong

Evinak

For the record, my comments over the past 30 days have been perfectly reasonable. And that was a terrible apology. That being said, the "genius retard" content is unique and I have no choice but to put up with the diva antics.

Little sushi 🍣

Jesus Christ mate your fucking teeth are white enough, off to turkey for a couple weeks aye

aviator0504

but whens the vid coming out fuckface

LewisMidfieldmilton’sHairPlugs

Especially when you consider he’s English

Nicholas S

Yeah def need an update on this. His teeth lookin' mint

Joe W.

No, we are not. We are the inbred, Verstappen-shagging windowlicking commonwealth pigs Team!

Joe W.

Oi'll fackin join ya mate

Joe Mama

Buccal fat removal to look like handsome squidward

Scotch terrorist

Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face!

Murray Walker

PREFERRED WHEN YOU WERE DEAD

BlazingGandalf

asking the real questions

Radezmaj95

So did you shag the dentist girl?

PHLATearth

F1 is not a Sport to begin with. It's a business and a MOCKING GLASS for society.

PHLATearth

JFK wasn't assassinated. It was a Staged event to make you believe that there are good guys in power. There are none!

PHLATearth

This place ain't for the WOKE. You're disgusted because he's chewing gum while he's talking. You've been indoctrinated to thought that just like you've been indoctrinated to believe that the Earth is a Spinning Water Globe in Vacuum Space. But you aren't disgusted by the Satanic Pedophile Cannibals who rule the Earth. God hasn't made etiquette, man did. Now Wake Up and Research #FlatEarth

PHLATearth

This Operation was a well-calculated predetermined PR stunt. He's not honest but lying. When you people gonna learn? And guess what? It worked. Well done RPM! You mean BIZNISS...

PHLATearth

StarLink is no different than normal broadbands because #SatellitesDontExist

RiotAct

No, but it is a weekly podcast channel, and that hasn't been happening, has it?

TomasK

He looks like Fredrik Ljungberg in Arsenal

Jack Heeley

You’ve been off getting new teeth

Danny

Use the platform for the band great idea I would support your band

so_sad

obvious lie

Jose Luis Dasilva

Should get star link for your broad band. You can also send kamikaze drones with it to a squirrel

Hassterbate n Chill

I would definitely come to your gigs. To throw eggs at you, for quitting F1 commentary 😘

Commonly HMRC

The band slaps hard. Maybe a guest track with Lil Rocket?

Hannah

That’s why he’s called DaddyRocket

The Shugstar

Don’t give up the day job.

Cole

People are having a laugh if they think you owe them anything. Band does indeed kinda fucking slap.

average reasonable person

RocketPoweredManiacs? RocketPoweredMilitia? Or #teamRPM - domestic terrorists?

αίλουρος

Real, he’s literally so fine🤭

Mooch

It’s *not* a daily makeup tutorial channel? Damn, now I know why everyone keeps looking at me funny

purrrr slut

idk if i just missed you but i never noticed how hot you are and now i am very attracted to you…….

NOT Michael Masi’s Burner

We are better than teamLH we are TeamRPM

Kevin J

For the record, I was never concerned. I actually forgot you existed while you were absent. That means I'm normal.

Zulugwa

As a Patreon member I want to see the unedited scrapped Las Vegas video. PagMan

so_sad

speak for yourself. This is not a daily makeup tutorial channel. I support the creative process as should you. Most people here care of Daddys wellfare more than some stupid money, that caused the upset. #iamcalm

Eddie Kurtén

I'll always have mad respecc for anyone that can play guitar and sing at the same time. I play keys and I can barely keep a thought straight at the same time.

RiotAct

Mate, you're making a decent amount of dosh here from all of us paying for your shit. Literally all it would've taken is a text post saying you'd be away for a bit to deal with some personal stuff, but you didn't even do that - You haven't exactly been punctual on posts in the past either - and now you're surprised people got upset? I'd be surprised to have any patrons left after going dark for a month. I get this is a crazy new thing for you, but you gotta remember who's paying the rent on the bungalow.

Gerbil_Horde

You need more gerbils in your life

Scotch terrorist

Na felt like my ears were under hostage interrogation for 23 minutes

Chrashtor Maldonado

It would be a short video titled "Why Drive to Survive is shit!"

Chrashtor Maldonado

Finding a 5g tower, on the road, late at night, from your car is more Clandestine.

Charlie

#AlsoTeamLiveBadass

so_sad

not sure if you seen all the videos but most of the recent JOURNALISM is well connected to the past. HOWEVER who would say no to a deep dive into Bernies closet!

The Wolf

Glad we can now level to this knowing he’s alive enough to chew bubblegum during a recording. I agree it’s DIGUSTING. Misophonia is a thing you know.

Dean Farrimond

Call me mad but has this cunt had cheek filler?

Any milk is fine

RPM, In all seriousness why not just drive to a library to upload the videos? You’ll get good internet and save on fuel.

Amir Vafaei

Nice picture mate.

Keith

#TeamLiveBadass

Mariah Carey

More than this twat! I’d expect more from an independent Asian women 🤬

Scotch terrorist

So I’m glad your not dead to start with BUT I swear another video like that with chewing Gum and I’m out. And that in itself should be an apology. Thank you and GOODBYE

Bram Gjaltema

The fact that people here exchange currency for weekly updates, and you disappeared for a month, might have something to do with the comment section.

Archer

CCP cant catch you! #freeRPM

TomasK

How many podcasts would you have been able to do if you where kidnapped by the Stroll family and force to have sex with Gorlock in a bunker underground?

TomasK

They missed a spot at 21:00, you can clearly see the soldier pointing a gun at him in the reflection. It looks like Lance, but it could also be little Kimmi himself. Coinsident that the Gorlock, Stroll and Massi hasnt shown up in the same video? I THINK NOT !

Flash Abuser

if they got JFK they can get you too, stay safe mohawk. wear protection unless you're absolutely certain you don't need to.

alex

Come on mein fuhrer hurry up and release the new video Adolf

TheLazyHatGuy

I wonder if RPM has ever considered doing videos on the history of F1 as a way of teaching new F1 one fans about the history of the sport. I think it would be a cool series over the winter break

Joe W.

Get a load of this guy... ThE NeEeErRvEeee Fucking finally mate.

Allen P

Dude needs to move on

sloppymoses

Bro gotta take the horse-drawn carriage to town to get internet 💀

David Perrett

Don’t be fooled people. Clearly this video has been put together by the best deep fake experts in the CCP. Far too REsonABLE for RPM. My bet is he is down a well in Beijing being re-educated that Pual is not a plant.

LemUhu

I’ll be here, waiting paitently for the MASHTERPISs!

Nope

if youj need to take a week just let us know when you take a piss we will be more than sadisfied

Pauperbeta

Good to see you and hear from you again!

Anselm

when the farming sim server

Eithacos W

i think we're all a little stong here if you catch my drift

KARAN

I feel like we deserve a video in the where he is back in the car

chase

dear god that channel is such gold

KARAN

I feel like we deserve a video in the where he is back in the car

chase

Go Get em, boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_UTt5KG9Y4

From Nan's Grave

The CCP deep-fakes are getting much better. They still have him!

hilarie

thank fuck

Ryan-m334

Anyone else wanna pretend he has still not shown up. I was enjoying the pure mental illness on show the last 4 weeks. Never felt such a sense of community as I have these past few weeks.

Antonio_Goatinazzi

These team LH fans are starting to attack the hands that feeds them, some of your fans are bugs planted by the Team LH lunatics

Gavin Conran

Great to see you're alive and well... Where's the fooking rage video already? I AM CALM

AustralianViking715

Why can't daddy do the music and the journalism? I need both in my life

Mariah Carey

It’s been 34 days since your last “weekly” podcast. Pathetic!

Mariah Carey

Where’s the discord? That would prevent a future global catastrophe, if daddy decides to take another day off

Mariah Carey

Why don’t you pay Amber Heard Shagger Musky boy for some starlink internet? Do some fucking work you scum!

X

Obviously you like queens of the stone age, it's noticeable in the sound of the band

TomasK

"I have stuff to do...." Like the dentist girl?

so_sad

hell yes. Band name suggestion: LATIFIGEDDON

Justa Fleshwound

Awwww… thanks!

LRW

😂😂 #CultLH

Matthew Smith

He was killed and turned into an animatronic by Sky Sports. RIP to the real rpm :(

LRW

I understand why he compares you all to #CultLH. Very similar mind sets.

LRW

You guys are so precious 😂

BlazingGandalf

As this point, yes i am. For fucking days you do nothing but not understanding what you have agreed to and making a fuss about it. Its seriously annoying.

LRW

You are so triggered

BlazingGandalf

Found the next one as dense as a rock not understand what a patronage is oh and that people have fucking lives

BlazingGandalf

looking at a few of your comments.... you sound like you are 12

Mariah Carey

I identify as my own sister, tell your friend xoxo

BlazingGandalf

Sooo, do you have a sister? Asking for a friend.

PC Brummie

i agree or even the tub but its his channel and i love whatever he does

PC Brummie

never the less i have missed you big daddy

PC Brummie

im glad your back you cretin. who ever was getting personal should get fucked in all honesty like borderline stalking is never ok. i mean i did threaten to rip your mohawk off and slap it on my birds minge but whatever XD but there is a line between fun and reality

Harry

Bring back Mohammed Bin Mohawk for the awards ceremony or we’ll torch the corsa

Mart

i do sometimes miss the look of the car setup. it made you special compared to other creators. Hope you bring it back sometimes when you feel it is better

Qas

LIES, HE WAS KILLING THE JEWS IN GAZA (HENCE THE GREEN FLAG)

PHLATearth

Sounds like you've just fingered yourself...

PHLATearth

There's NO Down Under ⚠️ Australia is at the same Level as the whole Earth... #flatearthmatters

PHLATearth

I have genuinely started to believe... ...or at least playing with da IDEA... ...that The LORD has Perished❗ THENNN CHRIST has RESURRECTED! Muh Niggah is ALIVE !!! Meet ya'll at Don Valley in SHEFFIELD for some Jäger BOMBS⚠️🤣🤤🤭

Mariah Carey

Sorry for shit posting. I’ve also had a lot of sugar and craving your delicious content daddy. Much love from down under. Ps, I can cook, clean and swallow 👌

Mariah Carey

Speaking of girlfriend, why haven’t we seen Latifi in ages? Or has she been replaced by the dental assistant?

Mariah Carey

Also, if you’re gonna make a fake set, surely you’d put yourself back in the midget (the car, not your girlfriend)

Mariah Carey

The only way this apology video could be worse is with a ukulele! D is for DISGUSTIN!

Vitor Ferrari

spazTIC with a broken vagina as a profile picture I LOVE IT

MartinSince94

For the set, you should put some painter's tape (or whatever doesn't have that much residue) where all of the furniture is on your beautiful set so that you'll know where everything is for your perfect shot. This way you can move things around and have a perfect reference to put everything back where it is

LewisMidfieldmilton’sHairPlugs

HE HAS A GIBSON FLYING V AND CLAIMS TO BE A COMMON WEALTH PIG! THE ABSOLUTE NERVE. RPM IS CLEARLY A PSYOP BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP ALL OF US UNPRODUCTIVE AND CRAVING DOPAMINE HITS. WE ARE ALL VICTIMS

benficaclubedemerda

Im happy again, this will last for 48h max

EndlessRiver

REEEEE it's been more than 20 minutes since the last upload! Anarchy! Anarchy! Nah, take your time bud, even if we do pay and we do say. Can't wait for the next upload :D.

Ryan Cain

Love that this was released at 4:20 #cultRPM

Vitor Ferrari

rip dad mohawk and shout out to the paypigs

so_sad

warcrime-ish

TomasK

Same, all the social media make me sick

It’s been 24 hours since anything was posted from RPM, he clearly is dead

Christopher

Yeah - I’m not going to setup a racked server, wife would kill me. I also don’t have the proper upstream to accommodate for Europe, so setting up centralized in NY is fast for both. Moving to a reserved instance brought the price down to probably $15 a month for a 3 year plan so if I pay for it up front it should be fine. I think that I’ll have two farms that people can join and contribute to. There’s a lot of logistics involved still working through some of it. It’s free on gamepass but if anyone is interested ping me here and I’ll send the info and server password in a few weeks (it gets registered automatically on the games server list.

Maxi’s pad

Rocketpowereddaddy is back

mariana

glad youre back and well !!!!

Danny

I’m calm now 😎

Danny

Yesssssssas

Danny

I’m so happy now

Oracle bread bowl racing

Glad to have you back

Justa Fleshwound

I forgot to apologize for my perfectly reasonable behavior during your unexplained, excessively lengthy disappearance as our dysfunctional F1 - worshipping cult leader. My maternal instincts kicked into overdrive and my oxytocin-laden brain forgot that adults with whom I have no direct connection can have their own lives.

Zulugwa

The music might become big only, if it will be F1 topic I suppose tho.

Piotr Szostak

I would like to express my happiness, that I have become part of something special. Even if the most special thing about it are the mental disability related needs. Where's my certificate?

Nelson Leite

You can always unsubscribe, mate. RPM is not forcing you to pay.

Zulugwa

Hell yea your music indeed slaps. Where I download full album? ZULUL

16_55_50_51

Only if your friend is willing to dress up as my little pony.

Zulugwa

I hate internet too. LULE

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

at 16.32 the dear leader validates everything we have achieved as a CoMmuNiTy in his absence if we push a little harder we can actually overtake #TeamLH as the most psychotic fanbase in f1 #BuRnDoWnThEBuNgAlOw

Moe Lester

Don't believe this people. This is an AI generated video made by CIA. The boy just could not stay in line. RIP

Mike777

WE ARE PERFECTLY CALM!!!

TomasK

Nah mate, dont believe it. Just look at his red face, its from being sit on by the gorlock. and the Stroll family has made a bunker that looks just like his old place and locked him in. The nerve!

Jay Dixon

new bunker is definitely in a Saudi prison somewhere seriously though take all the time you need to deal with your own shit, i just assumed you were on break like the rest of F1. disappointed we're not getting thirst trap photos of you in the maldives tbh.

raf

as long as he still produces content that's fine with me. zhou guanyu is the GOAT anyway 🐐

Michael Massi

how many blood diamonds does your band charge to play the dutch anthem, asking for a friend.

Keith

After meal whores?, “yeah you know it’s like a after meal cigarette without the cancer risk. Unless you consider HPV… but come on *laughs* who does?”.

Ronald Kuipers

The return of the MASSIVE

ChingyfromAus

Has he confirmed or denied he is driving for Apline next year?

Allen P

What about on an empty stomach? Asking for a friend.

Cody Heath

Nah bro is dead

16_55_50_51

Ah perfect I‘m saving this for my post lunch fag break. Edit: Before anyone gets any ideas, I‘m addicted to nicotine. I don‘t routinely fuck guys on a full stomach. I like girls. Though I do consider Lil‘ Rocket a hot snack.

Isaac

Thank Farrrk for that my wife and I were heart broken to think we had lost you. Please prepare a loss of life message your family can up date the faithful with ( we are not cult members!!) but seriously welcome back lil rocket

Nathalie

Glad to see you and your teeth are okay! Also: I've never seen this many of my own comments in one video 🤭

Virus

I am quivering rn

Viktor D

HES ALIVEEE

Ian Dluvsdnd

I AM CALM

Howie Day

This is a hostage video. The CCP have him.

Doug

Your head is so angular you look like you could be in PS1 Harry Potter

Emanuel N.

I think that this group is a group of the most SANE people on the internet! I also thought that THE HAWK was on vacation to the exotic blackpool

Wanjas

P.s. Glad you are alright

Wanjas

Next time you are off for more than a week will conduct your funerals in Minecraft, afishially pronounce you dead and subsequently resurrected.

O.Kock

Come on folks, let’s break the Patreon world record for amount of comments again

Doorwedge

Better than a 45min drive using a 5G hotspot

Leg Brace Lady

The band shreds. Rename it The Rocket Brothers and use the platform to make it great again

MZ

Then stop paying if you’re so bothered by him taking some time? Get that stick out your ass and have some decency mate. You might be paying him a couple pounds for content but he’s still a human and deserves breaks. He already apologised and said he’d give a weekly update if he can’t put out content that week. If you don’t like it then cancel your sub? Instead of crying in the comments like an entitled baby, like lance stroll.

Matt Messmer

Thank god, he/she/they are back

LRW

Found another victim

Charles Magnuson

Daddy, your voice is so smooth. Your cheeks are so sharp. Stay safe.

Lucas Holmes

Found Strolls account.

Amir Vafaei

We have different opinions mate. I pay because I love Daddy, based on the amazing content she has [already] provided. I certainly hope she will give me more for sure, but I do not think she "owes" me anything: neither a schedule, nor a response.

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

PeRfeCtLy ReAsOnAbLe AsSuMpTiOn

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

can't you tell from his new turkey teeth....... hes hinge deep mate

LRW

I think most people in these comments are gagging a little too hard on RPMs cock. It’s like the fucking lulu club in here. More people should be critical.

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

dont try and confuse him.

LRW

If you really wanna be serious. We are paying customers. And really we should at least expect regular posts from him. That’s why we pay.

Yukl27

Fuck the FIA

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

can you confirm wether or not Helmut Marko sent you to Sergio Perez yacht after the Monaco gp with Christina the Ukrainian psyop.

Yukl27

Fucking perfect

Amir Vafaei

that is a very good point mate!

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

hes been to turkey for cheap implants to try and impress the assistant.

Yukl27

RPM Rock fucks!!!!!

Yukl27

I hope the RPM caps anyone looking to find him!! Keep up the great commentary

Amir Vafaei

I am going to be serious for a second: Even Though I was truly worried, I do not think anyone should feel responsible to "be online" from time to time. Personally, I hate my phone and I hate group chats and DMs and the fact that my friends get mad if I reply "late". Mind your own business people (including myself) and calm your titties! Having said that, since you're an international celebrity, first and foremost you must give us an update on your sex life, and then, take responsibility for the actions of your totally sane and reasonable fanbase. #TeamRPM #Neverforget 

Amir Vafaei

I live in Yerevan, Armenia. Not really close but more or less same kind of climet ;)

Allen P

I dunno what the requirements are for a farming sim server, but if it’s just some basic connectivity stuff you could probably save a lot of money/host more people by getting a DDNS subscription & utilizing an old pc as a server (or buying a used server off eBay - you can get some really performant shit for near nothing. Only problem is that racked servers are loud AF & use up a solid amount of power - each of my racked units can draw up to 60-80 watts just for the fans)

Allen P

Two man enter, only insanity leave.

Anton Eremin

Fucking legend

Anton Eremin

Our king is back

NickSFC

Good to hear youre not dead... or been kidnapped by the CCP.... looking forward to a "more responsible" lil Rocket

Keith

The great journey is upon us! Hahahah.

Kakashi

Mr Matthew Gallagher when the fuck did you become so handsome 😍

Laurenz Ehlers

Actually I hoped you died at this point, would have been easier to take than the fact that you just straight refuse to upload with no excuse whatsoever

Cody

Wait a minute… when did the British get actual dentists? Your teeth are actually white and straight, unlike every brit ever.

Troy.R

Since our leader doesn’t make merch I am going to have things made that say #TeamRPM We shall rise! Also I live in Canada Ontario! Anyone else?

Luke Scalese

Couldn’t you put the tub in front of the green screen and have a picture of the green screen behind it? Best if both worlds

Luke Scalese

King George is definitely holding him hostage in the anonymous secret location.

Funker Funkenstein

It's a Christmas miracle. He has risen 🙌

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

3 weeks with no Rocket before the comment section turned into some type of autism thunder dome... and it was glorious.

Christopher

I created a farming simulator server, self hosted on aws - I have no idea what I’m doing as a farmer. poor as fuck - but I think I can handle 10 - 12 without spiking my bank account haha. Reply to me here if you want to help me beta test a farm setup.

RPM’s Dad

Or in Gorlock’s beef patty batty

Trish Frank

Glad to see you aren’t dead mate

Any milk is fine

You too

Any milk is fine

Thanks.

RPM’s Dad

Should put your songs in your video and claim PRS on it

joey00

GOOD LORD GOD BLESS

Pirelli Wets

I crave violence daddy

Pirelli Wets

Nice username.

Michael S

RPM, you motherfucker. Did you really spend time putting in full Closed Captions for an impromptu video? Mad respect for that. I suspect it is to make sure there is no misunderstanding of EXACTLY what the fuck you said.

Darryl Murphy

Where’s the tuxedo awards show? Blink twice if you are under duress.

Slowgrip

I kind of want my own lil kimmy.

chase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsFQOq8aAvg have at it

Balljoint

So happy you're alive and not a rotting away inside Gorlock's ground beef pussy.

Any milk is fine

Oh yeah, it’s December, how did it go with the dental assistant? We must know.

miggareto

Also holy fucking Dickson you rebuilt the nerve centre, that's nuts

miggareto

I say this with the best intentions in mind, IF YOU DONT CROWBAR THE FUCKEN BAND INTO YOUR AUDIENCE I WILL END YOU Me and my mate who had a band together had life long dreams of making it as a performing and recording musician, I never made it and ended up pushing shopping trolleys but last weekend he told me he was touring and playing a show in my town and I'll be fucken damned if it wasn't the most heart-warming thing to see him up there living out our dream for the both of us. NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THAT YOU BELLEND, TAKE THE SHOT YOU SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

Professor Alfred Sharpton

I could see you going hard on the band thing. Like Dillinger Escape Plan hard. Prove me wrong 😉

so_sad

picture of you with the dentist on a beach somewhere would be enough.. 20+ minutes of pure rizz fully drained all smiles is just rude

Kyle Meck

One might be inclined to believe anything is owed to the audience... But that would be incorrect. Glad you're okay.

so_sad

thats where his strenght coming from

Panic.In.Hispanic

Basically the fans need to go outside

Erik Fox

Yes! Dad is back and he's mostly sober.

OTBoney

Just glad your ok mate! Sometimes all you need is a little break, it’s the end of the season anyway so I think one was deserved!

MrWhoeverCares

_ That's the funniest Farkin shit ive seen this Month.. I too honestly thought you were dead or Incarcerated. Why else would you just dissappear and not post ANYTHING and just throw away $20 Grand a month, or whatever fortune youre getting from us peasants. "i am now a Content Creator" he says in disgust ahahahahha

Superferrariman

This is “the wave” (die welle)… use your power well

Superferrariman

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Shaun Nel

Yes! I’m very pleased you’re ok, looking forward to the next video!

Mike777

How the hell can we be sure you are alive? It can be some deep phake done by those big brains at ferrari or the ccp... this is all an ilusion... a matrix... or some shite

Perez sCREAMER 69

Hey dont ask me to behave rationally on the internet how dare you

Zuzana

That band really slaps you should continue with it

Onyo

forgive us daddy

Ben Edwards

I think this is a genuine request from a human being for thousands of randoms to stop pestering him. Maybe we should listen. Hope you're managing okay bud just go at your own pace!

Lvl100Boss

NO I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

Em

Shouting into the abyss here a bit. I’m so fucking sick of Lando Norris thirst bullshit on Twitter and shit.

Feeditclutch

Glad you are alive, daddy 🫶🏼 was genuinely concerned.

seracdrahn

<3

Matthew McCarthy

Riffs slap

Doorwedge

You should get starlink internet

From Nan's Grave

We've finally found a home

Toaster

My dad left us when I was just a lil 2slice toaster, said he was going out to get some baggles, never came home.... I thought this was just another case of being abandoned..... Glad to see you came back look forward to more rage against the supper powers of this world, we commonwealth pigs needs strong leaders!!!

Amy

There was also a conspiracy theory that I am a psyop because a female surely cannot be watching Rocketpoweredmohawk (that person is now dead for spilling the totally untrue accusation that has no truth whatsoever and is just bollocks… Totally…)

Fern the plant

I’d listen to this music it’s kinda gas

Chelsea

I can't find the comment again but I totally agree with whoever said "He's actually pretty fine" like dayummm

Mikkelsen

well, you are forgetting the fact that a) you can always unsubscribe and I think even refund under certain conditions and b) there is content already on the patreon for new subs, you are forgetting that you aren’t forced to pay at all, and don’t come me with “well you are if you want to see the new content”. Still I loved the comment section they were hugely entertaining.

Toto wolff arseplug

Please do release some of the finished music that actually slapped the tits out of me

Toto wolff arseplug

I can’t believe you left your girlfriend behind #goatifi

Aaron Paul

You mean you haven’t been kidnapped by the ccp yet

Allen P

100% perfectly reasonable behavior on our part

Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1

Your first gig would be perfect at the Miami grandprix

S7eve_D1v

This has to be the answer to all of our questions

Allen P

TeamLH: want Hamilton to get his 8th title instated/FIA to admit it’s racist. Verstappen Shaggers: want graphs of Max’s telemetry data so they can cream all over them. TeamRPM: just want to watch the world burn. So they get their £3s worth…

Christopher Darr

Anyone but Lois Shamilton

Mikkelsen

take a guess

Christopher Darr

I stopped watching F1 when RPM stopped posting. I don’t even know who won the drivers title lol

Vitor Ferrari

GREAT USER NAME

Em

Please use the nerve centre set up. I miss it. ❤️

Free Latifi

No mention of the fact we all give you money. A big part of the reason I subbed is for the weekly (lol) The Nerve. Shit happens in life, but you kinda left us hanging. Takes like 5 mins to drop a, "hey busy with life, back when I'm ready" update. Hope things are good w/ u bro. Excited for the next vid.

Em

#teamRPM this is what happens when you appeal to the spastics who hate the rest of the world buddy.

The Vis

Honestly, I think a simple tweet slagging off vitch tits would have been sufficient for this lot.

q7st3ch

Finally, I can release again.

Em

To be fair, your community is full of socially incapable psychopaths who also just lost their major interest until the 2024 season starts.

Rugby League Project

Quietly hoped this was an updated about how you rid us of Pual and the F1 tv director. The fucking radio didn't work!

Em

ALIIIIVE

IVO

Did Mohawk fall in love with the dentist assistant and was too busy with her in his bungalow? (she still might be there as a prisoner)

TheHornDog

He lives!!!! I thought you were stuck at the bottom of the championship

Lucas Holmes

Let's look at the facts shall we. 1. The man has been on the hunt for this dentist for months now. 2. The man goes missing for 3 weeks straight. 3. The mans teeth now look whiter than a clan clothes line on wash day. 4. The mans bodyfat is at like -10% (that jawline Jesus) indicating multiple weeks of strenuous physical activity between teeth whitening sessions. - conclusion SHAGGING DENTIST COMFIRMED!

J. Travis Kingston

The Commonwealth rejoices at your continued existence

Phunkysmurph

#TeamRPM

NatOB

Daddy’s home 🤩

Ian Burke

3 weeks in Stroll's dungeon, happy you are alive you pig :)

Team El Haych

Whatever

Zipa

I thought the council cunts got you, or that Lance tracked you down and used his mongoloid strength to break your spine.

BlazingGandalf

I suggest to you to read up what a patronage is. You are NOT paying for a service, you ARE giving money away. Its not my fault you dont understand what you agreed upon. He broke his word, but thats the only thing.

IamStupid

I’m def smitten

Christian Horny

Back to my basement pig

Marten Hutten

Honestly didn't notice you were gone. But glad you're back or whatever

ourenny

that comment section was more interesting than the f1 season tbh

Slight Moron

What has happened to the dentist?

bukkstappen

But the move with 5G, Big BRAINS!

Amir Vafaei

Ok, finally watched the video. I laughed a lot and I am calm 😅

Jayy Succ

I think we all handled the ciggy break well

Spexicano

What amazing news to wake up to this morning from the other side of the world. And my comment made the video! Glad to see you're alive and well RPM! Will never doubt your existence again! #wewaitedasone #welosttheplot

Hector_03

I AM CALM!!1!1!

Krazyaitchy

Here’s a wild idea. You and your idiot brother to headline silverstone in 2024 🫠

gas panic sherry

Bless your cotton socks. I couldn't give a sturdy handful of Goebels scrot knowing where you live but don't you ever leave us in the future without a download or check in for maximum 2 weeks. 4 weeks was a liberty but life happens. Aslong as you're healthy and still a tard, then ya all good son.

Mees Remmers

where is the midget?

FLOGGINGCABOOSE

You guys are all buying this story? It's obviously misdirection to keep us from finding out he is the Zodiac Killer. #thanksobama

Zulugwa

HOLY SHYT WATAFAK

Ez

If anything this video only proves that he HAS been kidnapped by the CCP and they’ve locked him up in a soundproof booth so nobody can hear his screams.

Ez

And he’s mentioned it in a couple other podcasts too telling us to kalm down

CH

Hey Mohawk guy, quick thought: does Patreonage count towards mental health charity, and if so, can you hook me up with a tax rebate coupon before the end of this fiscal year ? Looking forward to hearing from you

I_AM_CALM

I was hoping that you were going to tell us that you and your pumpernickel were occupied with the dentist girl.

NelsonQueefet

Let's get this video comment thread even higher, come on, the lot of you!

Woody

Good to have you back fella

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

MY KALMNESS IS ALREADY UNRAVELLING BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THERE IS FRESH INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM IN THE OVEN

ginybrl

I aM CaLm !!

Mees Remmers

We got a rpm apology video before GTA VI

sar fab

The Nerve #8 - Fuckingham Palace. Story starts @42:00

Seth Owens

The Nerve!

Fistful of Drachma

Not dead, but I now understand he will almost certainly be killed by someone doing their best Mark David Chapman impression. My money's on the Redditor feigning ignorance in r/Sheffield. "HeY guYz, wHAt's tHIs reAlLy CoOL BaND frOm 3 YEARS AGO?' Also, didn't RPM say he had to travel hours to play a gig and the redditOR posts the video on r/Sheffield? Reddit is for dudes that tuck. God Save the Mohawk.

IamStupid

Making it into an RPM video is like making it into heaven

Christopher Darr

I’m a cis white pig from the states

CH

Gosh that made me realize I was unconsciously starting to believe the « killed a 40 years old lady with the dentist assistant’s car » storyline; now I’m kinda underwhelmed

David Lawler

Oh you must be a Commonwealth pig

Christopher Darr

When did he talk about the dentist lady previously you all are referring to? Where did I miss that?

Pep Guardiola

did lawrence stroll kidnap you?

joey cartisano

DADDYS BACK! : D

Chrashtor Maldonado

Thank Christ I made it into the Video. My celebrity status in Venezuela has now been reinstated.

Osama bin Latte

Hereby I sentence you to drink SOY MILK till the fat lady sings!

Chelsea

more vlogs pls

Robin Olsson

Oh my god DADDY <3

Duarte Paulino

The Messiah has returned

Kaeres

I guess it's casue of lens and its focal length (I AM NO EXPERT HERE), but you kinda look like you had your cheeks done plastically in Turkey - kinda like Donatella Versace, lol

Justa Fleshwound

I agree. Analysis is helpful regardless of when it comes out. Plus, the jokes…

Adrien

New teeth + Dubaï tan + chewing gum like he can't give a f*ck makes him look a lot less different from the other influencers than when I discovered his channel.

Clinton Bishop

I AM CALM!

Bryce chartrand

Dad!

Abanub Gorgye

Am I the only one who misses him filming in his car

Harrison

I'd pay to see you play live 💪🏻

Allen P

To me “something to deal with” means smuggling gold krugerrands in my ass on my way to Switzerland. Viva el regime

SS Jeff Lubich

Not him, clearly AI. He's still missing and probably dead. RIP lil rocket and shout out to his family

MZ

100%! Something about pretty and unhinged men screaming at a camera 🤭

Mike

"I am a genius level retard" - RPM, 2023

hernsl

Thank you papi

Anna Chikhradze

I was thinking the same thing, isn’t he just so dreamy.

Allen P

I was logging in every day just to see what was being posted. Normally I would check the app once a week

Allen P

On a mission from god

Allen P

Also it must get really hot in the sound booth

Josh Starck

I am a glad your alive the CCP will wait for another day

Pang

RPM is still classified as ‘Missing-Presumed Dead’ until a photo/video of him holding the most recently released daily newspaper has been published. That is the customary protocol in hostage situations and I demand his holders follow the correct instructions clearly laid out via footnote 7.5 of Section P20 article 1-2? Paragraph L Line H of the United Nations Abu Dhabi 2021 Proclamation. Failure to adhere to the clearly published procedures will be deemed an international act of war and #TeamLH will be deemed in violation of Massi’s Law and subject to arrest and prosecution by the International Criminal Court located in The Hague. A show trial shall commence immediately and we will THROW! THEM! IN! JAIL! Until then RIP RPM and Shout Out to his Dental Assistant.

j1358

Defo

Christopher Darr

Why is he chewing gum like that? Man he is chomping hard

Allen P

“I haven’t been kidnapped” OBVIOUS LIE ps: I like how lil rocket uploads videos like he’s a spy trying to evade detection/capture. That’s called tradecraft people

Kian Olner

Personally I think it’s because of how bad Sheffield United have been. He’s been hiding away. Is it any wonder he’s come back after they sacked Heckingbottom and Wilder is back

Wojciech Jaguś

Guys this is the best video I've seen here so far :)

Wojciech Jaguś

Man I'm sure you can have both! Roast the fuckin F1 in your fuckin songs!

Adam

Mohawk Sympathiser $4.50 CA / month Join Show less As a Mohawk Sympathiser you gain access to the secret Patreon compound The Nerve Podcast - New episode every week All my videos come out here first before the commonwealth pig versions PLUS some Patreon only videos including a few video episodes of The Nerve from earlier this season and some other fine pieces The Nerve Podcast Early access to my investigative journalism Bonus Content Maybe you should read up on what a paid membership is and what it "includes".

Charlie

Fuck yes. I’m about the band, I’m glad you didn’t pull a David Beckham….the set looks dope…..please don’t leave us again. I can only re-listen to the same podcast so many times dude.

obama

THE CIA IS USING AI TO FOOL US

Matt Gregersen

bruh why you pointing at me?

Bas Eastwood

Perfectly reasonable question: if you would play a gig with your brother as the main act at an F1 event, which car and/or driver would you like to smash to pieces with your guitar and who would you like to sing a duet with? Happy to see you are ok mate. Your music rocks!

North Korean Peasant

You were starting to worry the great leader with your absence.

BlazingGandalf

i suggest to read up what a Patronage is. You pay for nothing, you are literally giving money away.

Baseem Mayala

Glad you are okay. We will support your musical ambitions to stardom. Maybe then you can get invited to do a gig at one of the after-shows of an F1 race. Miami gp would be perfect ;)

BlazingGandalf

I KNOW THAT FUCKING LINK and im gonna click it SO HARD

David Z

If you're bored with this let us know

Wolf J.

Put the scrapped video on anyways, give us a chance to reminisce :p

Team LH mediator

If RPM gave Xmas presents this would be it, glad your ok bud, don’t leave us like that again, or we will THROW YOU IN JAIL!!

supercoolguy420

You can have a segment in each video that takes place in the nerve center so it’s not a complete waste

Jason Adrian

idk which office, but this whole setup screams '85 albert embankment'

Michael Kislansky

I'm just glad you are okay tbh

raf

lasting three weeks straight is kind of impressive

Keith

Oh my god, I made the video !!!!! Life’s made. RPM I assure you I knew that guy was a fake it wasn’t green meaning the creator… that’s why I said I had dinner with Jim Morrison in Africa (the front man for the doors). He died July 3rd 1971… I was just being a prick passing the time waiting for my fearless leaders return!

Amanda Davis

Put. Him. IN. JAIL!

Mike D

I was fucking my wife, then i heard the Patreon notification and i came so hard. My wife got wild from it.

Alex Williams

Piss pig keeping us waiting like that

BlazingGandalf

the greatest banter was in the first two weeks NGL

Gregg Somers

Guess there's no need now to figure out how to shut down the Patreon payment. Please continue to entertain us.

arroz_de_tomate

How about you take a picture of the nerve center and start using it on the green screen? Next level shit right there!

Harry

Everything okay at home?

zartariana

Take all the time you want/need with the videos!!!! We do not want you to think we are as crazy as team LH!!!!!!

JG

I swear down me nans grave, don’t u dare disappear like that on us ever again. ☝🏻*aggressive Binotto finger wagging*☝🏻 Or I swear next time I will fly there and steal all of the mini-horses in Sheffield and then I will hold them hostage until the next video comes out.

Amy

Are they wrong tho

MiddleAgeRage

Word on the rural internet. I live in Appalachia (far from the Whitakers) and get just enough to stream videos off of an antenna on my fence line that connects to another antenna on a distant water tower. It works about as well as Alfa Romeo’s aero development team. The bare minimum. (Patiently waits for some cuck to mention StarLink… again)

Brian G

I know where you live, you live in our minds for a few bucks a month! Thanks for keeping me updated while trackside during FP1 in Vegas. Still pissed about that! Welcome back, glad Gorloch didn't sit on you and suck you up into its asshole

Philip Rowse

the green screen is almost paying for itself

SeymourVadge

Calm down karan

biz

Post nuts as proof of life

PHLATearth

Keep that Band to yourself! We want Lil'Rocket Rap music.

Catherine Kronenwetter

We're getting the band back together...Letssss gooooo!

Soebe

So since Zandvoort we probably have an imposter and the original RPM is dead. Paul McCartney all over again.

eggwhite666

So true

KARAN

My God he is actually good looking

Todd Ruttura

You had us all worried.

KoRFletch

Glad your safe!

Vamsi K

What happens during off season? Do you keep going out for a pack of ciggies now and then?

🪩 DISCO PUSSY 🐙

Yes

PHLATearth

They just came back from a 3 weeks holiday from the Maldives. What do you think "I had something to deal with" means ?

biz

STRAIGHT TO JAIL

Michael MacDonald

Did he ever deny being the knob who drove into the bus station?

Erik Gross

Can we get the bathtub in front of the green screen? Best of both worlds then

Anne

Oh my GOD the reveal at the end I GASPED

K Fez

Daddy’s back😍

Catherine Kronenwetter

Also good on you for not being terminally online

MemoryMan

It’s a Christmas miracle. Jazuz came back after 3 days, this mutha comes back after 3 weeks! All praise the Mohawk and his temple of shyte

Catherine Kronenwetter

I dunno, sounds like what you did right. This video was worth it lol

saint-D_heroics

That did slap, actually! A touch of DFA1979 about it.

Arc Tru

I was starting to enjoy the mayhem in the comment section

Keith

HES ALIVE?!!?? HOLY HELL.

GeNeRaToR84

Green screen sucks use the mg or the bathtub pig

Ryan-m334

I was as hard as pual at a nursery after seeing this. Also anyone who bought tickets to my rpm memorial/candlelight vigil feel free to ask me for a refund but you won’t get one.

sweardownonmenansgrave

Glad to see you alive & in a bunker. You took the absolute piss making a fake nerve center lmaoo 😂 Also, release the music!! Inject that shit directly into my veins.

PHLATearth

When you got the STACKS, you can afford to look good. Wellness weekend and pampering top to bottom. Someone also has been tickled his pumpernickel for a couple of hundred times. That's what I see.

BlazingGandalf

this video is some grade a stuff - classic review of the sheer scale of the mental breakdown - Some background info - InvestiGAYtive Journalism based on the mental breakdown its not f1,but its your tried and tested formula lol

Aaron

So what I gathered from this video is that the Rocketpoweredmohawk channel with a Travis Bickle wannabe talking about F1 is just an elaborate marketing scheme for your band. That's fucking genius! Also, Criminally Retarded would be a great name for a band.

ColorfulNight

YAAAAAYYYYY HES ALIVE. IM SO GLAD.

Grakenverb

Now I can stop checking the Patche every day, thanks and welcome back you bastard.

Vic

The internet is one seriously weird place... good to see you back!

Justa Fleshwound

i aM cALm!!!! Glad you’re ok and not in a sugar-induced coma. I hope in your absence you weren’t dealing with anything too sEriuS. Now get your $#/+ together and post a video. I’ve really got to get a screen name. Update: There we go.

E

Yes! I was genuinely concerned. I was worried Papa Stroll came after ya.

Alexa

More videos in the tub, it’s the OG!!!!!!

Bryan Kijk in de Vegte

Fuck yess!!

Harry

Nice to have you back captain, have you visited the hot dentist yet?

The Gorlock Dome

This is a pre-recorded video created while he was held at gunpoint by the CCP. He was shot immediately after the end of the video for prioritizing shagging the dentist over giving us the content we deserve. Little Kimmy deserves better, he watches you create content from that wall.

Liam The Lawdog Lawson

Ion believe it. Shoddy camera angle. Piss lighting. And not to mention a green backdrop, you know what else is green. Aston Martin. Lawrence Stroll has kidnapped him and is using his platform to get us all to go to the camps to be rehabilitated.

axman1000

I was going to call my mom, when I saw this notification from Patreon. So naturally, I'll talk to my mom later.

PHLATearth

3 weeks on Seychelles Islands with the dentist's Assistant should have been nice. Now back to Work !

Kaz

Nerve Center 👍🏻 Green Screen 👎🏻

Tiefi

Welcome back, Rocket!

Tim Li

go on with everything that inspires you just don’t become “social media sensation” lol

Hannah

Thank god you are alright. You should know by now we are all crazy and worship you like a god. I think I speak for some of us, we were generally concerned.

Foley's Wedding Planner

The absolute autistic dedication to rebuilding the nerve center inside of a sound proof booth is worth 10x the price of admission. GG

Kaz

Vid is clearly a body double planted by the CCP. The real RPR would never be that calm & collected.

Vitor Ferrari

RIP the NERvEee CentER and shout out to the King Charles

Troy.R

lol! He is the F1 AJ we all need! Long live RPM King! (Saying it like the British do)

Viktor tehShikari

Alas, our Führer has made his grand cumback

gooseridak

as long as you’re okay lil rocket, we all went a bit MAD but hopefully normality can resume

PastorMaldonadoGOAT

I support the band, that shit slaps

Ash Teasel

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

You're still alive and well.......THANK FUCK FOR THAT!!!!!! Everything else is just tinsel and posh quilted bog roll........glad to have you back kidda.

Mg

Observe how he NEVER mentioned his affair with the DENTIST lady. Silence is confirmation..

Adrien

Am I the only one feeling like it's a different RPM that came back ? Something has changed, and not only the teeth.

Soutpiel78

BLOODY 'ELL!!!

Dylan Altman

It might also be very funny if you green screen yourself onto the shot of ur nerve center. Like green screen urself, very obviously, into the tub. With bad lighting. It just made me chortle.

Dillon Wolfe

That opening rift was sick.

Luís Araújo

hol’on: does xMattyG have something to do with your “stuff”? maybe the council got to him. glad you’re back, you muppet

Jennga, a Shagger

You abandoned us. We missed you because we care. Not the worst thing that we worried about you.

JustTooBeFrank

Thank the old and the new Gods he's back!

Foley's Wedding Planner

Can you actually release the band content. It was good.

From Nan's Grave

Not only has our King returned, so has the bathtub!!

lucas åhlberg

God damn the band slaps

Dylan Altman

Bringing the band back sounds lovely. Using the patreon and your small very reasonable fan base, (niche terrorist cell), to fund the true machine sounds sweet. We also need Band merch. I am a demon who needs to succumb to my capitalistic urges.

Christopher Darr

The pressure of being successful and trying to maintain quality videos weekly got to him. I honestly feel bad for him and the pressure.

Nunya Business

No posts for the next 2 months as F1 is down for the winter now

Hunter Biden

It’s literally like #TeamAlexJones showed up to Sandy Hook’s victims’ house and banging on their doors lmao

Jeroen Jonkheer

I knew you would be back, never thought you were dead, stayed perfectly calm and did nothing stupid. *reactivates subscription*

Osama Bin Ladder

Nice. The CCP has allowed him to record videos in their underground prison.

RPM’s dental assistant

He has 🍆

Foley's Wedding Planner

NGL the bands kinda G A S

Pumpernickelback

The Alex Jones conspiracy spiral was a thing of beauty. Absolutely wild.

Danielitro66

I think it's more likely that this will take a left turn and end up being a cult that does something so horrible, that it will make Jonestown look like a picnic. And I'm all in.

sarah

and on the third day (week), Jesus rose

Luís Araújo

first thing i’ve noticed. HES PUMPING HER

Jihadi John

Who ever done this leak needs hung

Muhiedine Tannir

We better get daily episodes of the nerve for the next 3 months as compensation. Welcome back king

cxrlos

His band actually slaps wtf. Glad you're not in Guantanamo Rocket.

Guido

Address has posted his house on youtube what the shit?? https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=JcfqDSSAh1tdJyJS

Justin Case

Waiting for new content and what do we get? Full shaft incl. bollox…. 😁

Adam

Oh you arrogant twat. I, at least, was pissed because I'm poor and paying your waxed asshole for "weekly" content. Ya cunt. If you need to take a month off, no biggie, just give my fiver back.

Dankaati

Yeah, whatever, okay mate. I resubscribed.

Troy.R

Thank you!!!!! And yes we all went off the rails and I am pretty sure we all were worried but your content is like cocaine and we just need it all the time and can’t never get enough. I also apologize for my comments but it’s because I care! #teamRPM for life! And please keep doing this podcast we need you!

Benjamin

Your band absolutely fukin rips

Rene

Now I can calm down

Dan Marsden

Sent a message with your address. If anybody is curious, I will be taking bribes.

Yamac

I would be having a wank if I saw +200 focking people commenting on the shite I posted only half an hour ago. That is the superstarness that you have gained. Masi is kind.

Pumpernickel Smuggler

Do you like radishes?

Erik Jan De Los Reyes

His teeth are sparkling. Looks like he's been to the dentist

Mike

A MESSAGE FROM THE KING

Maroulita

It's good to hear from you again!👋 But I don't know what's worse! The conspiracy theories? The sunglasses in the pub? The GAP sweater? The brother not having a mohawk? The best is definitely someone thinking you, RPM, are in your early 20s!😅 But in all seriousness, as the F1 season is over, please do produce the individual race videos you had in mind! Don't scrap them as they could 'tide us over' until the next season. At least those of us who are Patreon subscribers and not merely YT commonwealth 🐖! (Calm down with the discrimination!🤣)

Jamer

I totally assumed that your house got stormed in the middle of the night by the CIA or the CCP and you disappeared into a van with a black bag over your head

Doyle Keaster

Name your band "Poon Magnets"

axman1000

Welcome to the concept of Golden Handcuffs

Kate Ray

How dare you have a life we aren't a part of 🤣 in all seriousness, hope everything is ok & the underground bunker is epic! 🤛

DeVine

hell yeah

Char0n

Did they torture your asshole while you were in the black cell

sweardownonmenansgrave

DADDY'S HOME

LRW

lame

Shaun Evans

He's ALIVE 🙏😮 thank fuck. Give me the good shit.

R R

Alive and a fresh cut! ✨

Johnny

It's called "love", you pig

Jagel

HE'S BACK WITH THE CIGS

Angel Ricado

Delete this video and watch how people really go mental.

Joas

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

Michael Sherwood

Our lord and goat has made contact with us commonwealth peasants

Comrade Tito

Get in there, and smash it. Lovely to see you're alive and kicking. The band slaps

MATTHEW GORDON

Looking yoked my bro

Yamac

THANK MASI YOU ARE OKAY!

francis reddyhoff

You went on holiday with the dentist didn’t you , you salty dog ha

Amy

On a serious note I hope whatever you had to deal with wasn’t too bad and that you’re okay. Also don’t leave us like that again you twat 🤍

Epistrophe.39

A TRANSMISSION FROM THE KING

Edgars Laucis

How the f did you make it so perfect

Let me explain

I thought the window licker finally got you don’t do this ever to me again 🥹

Ollie Leyfield

The Flying V goes hard

Adwnpinoy

I like the new King Charles portrait. Also, update on the dental assistant?

BlazingGandalf

I have to say, the mental derangement we all showed the last few weeks were a sight to behold. It was kinda taken back by the fact some where actually angry, but most were taking the piss the entire time. WE ARE CLAM

Dillon Wolfe

What if I don’t want to stay calm!!!!

Vitor Ferrari

Secret Underground Bunker? Like Sushi Runak and Joe Biden?! you fucking captalist

Daniel B.

Glad you are doing fine, have yourself some nice holidays!

Chase L

Its almost like we can still hear him. R.I.P Little Rocket

IamStupid

I’m going to freebase this video 645272 times like the lunatic I am. I also promise to keep your operation tight and if you want to spank me with your hammer just dm me

Slight Moron

Mate you’re the only thing keeping my racing team going

Edgars Laucis

Yes release songs during off season 🙌 This is the best idea you've had since you have been gone

AmbushRS

HE LIVES!

Massive

you will be doing f1 videos until the end of time

Zander Roth

Damn y’all’s band can jam

Slick Echo

Mans YouTube is absolutely fucking pissing off into the distance like Max

Anthony Polombo

Dental girl was a LH superfan and this is a hostage video.

MZ

Can I just say; you’re fucking pretty? Those eyes mate

Sean McCabe

Also, people are paying for your content, there is also that.

Hella Stackz

THE KING HAS RETURNED!!!!

The Wolf

Geez you scared the shits out of us.

Pat

The king is back and Alex Jones is back on twitter, the world is healing.

Mclaren Enjoyer

You thought #teamlh was demented

DAYUMica Patrick

How were the dentist shagging sessions?

Daniel.Cherny

AND HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD ON THE THIRD DA-, I MEAN, WEEK

Bob Sandvagene

he lives

british jeeeeehadeeee

Return of the King

Rhiannon

“Work phone” absolutely killed me

Amir Vafaei

I AM NOT CALM!!!

Camille Wood

HE HAS RISEN

K28

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It's the Grand Champion!

Valium_rage

our lord and saviour has arisen

axman1000

Pual is behind this!

Angel Ricado

How do we know you’re not a fkn clone. Prove it, show us your tits. Kidding deekhead glad your back.

Ukrainian Psyop

He’s teeth are suspiciously white, he was with the dentist😂

Griffin Yellin

HE LIVES!

sarah

genuinely don’t care about the content jjst glad that you’re okay and THE KING HAS RETURNED

AK

“Had to handle some things”… WOT THINGZ????? THIS IS WHY I PAY YOU 3.75 A MONTH YOU FUCKING PISS PIG

Bence Gábor

It’s ironic cause I was the section of the book where they talk about Charles Manson and how he could’ve become something if he nurtured his musical talents and then OUR Charlie comes back with this bomb like it’s 1945…

TheLazyHatGuy

RETURN OF THE KING

PATTS015

This is AI created by the CIA and the Regime to stop the rise of the rocket revolution!!

S1l3ntP41n

This the weekly Podcast?

Jarrett Stone

I thought you finally asked that dentist out and got sick of us

Côte de porc

AND THERE HE RETURNED, OUR MAJESTIC LORD AND SAVIOUR Its the first time i feel genuine hapiness seeing a content creator coming back. I'm so relieved you're safe mate !

Michael Massi

don’t believe any of this, the teeth are too white, my man has been shagging the dentist for weeks straight

Yes

Really glad you’re ok mate!

jeroen

The fucking excuses everytime ffs. The nerve.

kuki5050

Bwoah

Jennga, a Shagger

It’s not irrelevant. Give us the content!!!!

Dankaati

I don't believe you.

ttmanuk

In a padded cell. No surprise

Jorninho007

Thank allah

Amy

YOURE ALIVEEEEE

Ellie

Woooo daddy lives

Stirlo

Thought for sure the CIA/FIA had got to him!!!

E-White

His ears are different from before. This is clearly a skin suit reptilian

Dylan Collins

Fuck sake I’d a week just taken off work for a funeral and mourning

PretAManger

Ffs cunt. Don't pull that shit on us again.

Noel George

It's probably best you don't explain where you are or Daddy Stroll will send a typhoon and an earthquake at you

christian krol

HOLY SHIT THE FACT THIS DROPPED RIGHT WHEN I WALKED OUTTA MY CHEM FINAL

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

Ladies and gentlemen a message hath appeared through the veil from our great leader. All thy neysayers be damned

wonderbiscut

Bow down to King RPM!

Bence Gábor

My pookie bear is ALIVE thank Jesus almighty🙏🏽

DK

It’s a lie, it’s an AI generated RPM mock-up, created by Paul Di Resta, who kidnapped him

ryseek

I am not calm, I am too excited

Ryan Sullivan

Our king has returned!

Edgars Laucis

No way he actually is alive 😳

Braxton

Start a discord server so we can annoy you all day

Lauraraula

IAMCALM

Jaren Schindler

I thought you left me like my parents

Robert Dumitrescu

IF ONLY THE INTERNET ON THE TRAIN WORKED BETTER I WOULD ACTUALLY CALM DOWN

Patrick

I thought Osama might have got him. Glad to see the degenerate nation has it's leader still.

Richard

Omg you’re back 😍

LewisMidfieldmilton’sHairPlugs

THIS IS AI RPM IS DEAD!

Rook

Love to hear it! Guess ill calm down now...but not cause you told me to either!

Sven Peters

Stay calm!

Obreon

Lizard replacement

Bence Gábor

FUK ME I WAS READING ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD AND I NEVER THREW AWAY A BOOK THIS FAAAASSSSTTTTT!!!!!!

Ben Kelly

Deffo thought youd been assassinated by Vitch Tits or Osama Bin Russell

C H I N A

stfu and take my money, you schizo fucking asswipe.

h

HE IS ALIVE UNTO US

Joe grace

I’ve been shouting out to ya family

Phunkysmurph

Blink twice and the three times quickly while itching you ears in you need help

Michael Mcdonald

Robbing basterd ! Paid for a month with no upload . Hang him and shave his pubes !

Nathan Wilcox

OIOI SAVALOY

Poois Midfieldmilton

The pumpernickle smuggler is hiding behind the camera

Flatland Splitfest

Blink 4 times if you need help.

Pronato

I was afraid TeamLH abducted you to Brazil

Francesco Rizzo

The cult leader is back, I mean the messiah, I mean daddy, I mean the Mohawk, I mean the King, I mean the lord and saviour

🪩 DISCO PUSSY 🐙

Better hold up a newspaper just to be sure!

MZ

Fucking finally daddy!

27Armageddon

LEEEEEEET'S GOOOOOOOO

Evan Madden-Nadeau

I thought the Sheffield council got to you

Joe

Finally I can be calm (I’m not though)

ritchie

Lol people are mental, elvis had entered the bull pen

Gloomy

Thankfuckitsfinnallyover i couldnt last another day

Vanja Hadzic

Bastard where you been

Christian

He’s not dead!! I am calm!!!

Aditya Raj

I AM CALM!!! FFS WE THOUGHT WE LOST OUR FÜHRER

Joe Bullimore

The queen has returned (Michael Masi holds the king spot)

Ukrainian Psyop

THE RETURN OF THE KING!

Rhiannon

I HAVE BEEN BESIDE MYSELF

Joe grace

He’s not dead and the jawline is fucking YOKED

Tim Li

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Erik Jan De Los Reyes

I am so hard right now

Cameron Jimenea

It's like the second coming of Jesus!

the dan dude

MY PRECIOUS BABY

AG

Legitimate concern. We love you.

Phunkysmurph

It’s a Krismes merekyl

Garrett Clark

HES ALIVEEEE

Robert Dumitrescu

I AM NOT CALM

Chase L

Oh my god he is alive

Justin Case

About bloody time. Get your face off that Bolivian marching powder 🤪

George21

The führer has returned

matthew giles

He’s alive!!!

daph

about time piss pig

Regular_user

Hes a live

🪩 DISCO PUSSY 🐙

Thank you Daddy!!!

Josche

About goddamn time lol hope all is well

IamStupid

OMFG

Yes

Finally!

Sir Purple Aki

Aids Clinic again?

Kyle

The king is back did osama touch u?

Red Stevens

About time you bastard!! Love you babes.

aiden.037

calmness intensifies

Igloo

HES ALIVE !!!!!

Sarthak Thole

The king is back

Aidenr1337

I am not calm, this is an emergency

Anthony Asselin

the bungalow is now safe

Frankie

I thought Lawrence Stroll kidnapped you

Pavol Murco

The nerve u got to have to do us like this !!!

Angel

I for sure thought he went down in flames with the bungalow

Zander Roth

Finally lol

Dylan Altman

I AM CALMING DOWN

Ruben Jones

Back from the dead

Lawrence Stroll

About time!

BlazingGandalf

the lord and saviour we are not doomed anymore the world is not broken and the future looks bright

Turbo Normie

Finally I can know what opinions to have

Carbon117

PAPA

Witold Sikora

Kurwa finally

bukkstappen

Jesus fucking christ

Ukrainian Psyop

FUCKING FINALLY YOU CUNT!

TJ

About fucking time…

Peter Rackham

Phew

Morisall

Bout fucking time

666LH44

I am CALM. WHERE IS THE MILK

Will Switz

HOLY SHIT

Ryan Wenzel

x to doubt

Blake Lewis

Daddy’s back

Garrett Clark

SO HAPPPPPPYYYYY

Eli Kloft

NOT EVEN DEAD YET

Jihadi John

U bastard!!!!!

Eric Schmitz

HE IS BACK!!!!!

NashTickles

Calm. It’s a Christmas miracle

Al

Is there a gun to your head

Sam Room

Return of the King

Massive

i am calm

Ruben

he‘s ALIVE

Pumpernickel Smuggler

He’s aliveee

Angel

He’s not dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angel Ricado

FinalFukingly.

francis reddyhoff

I am calm!