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PEWIS PAMILTON TO FERRARI THE SELFISH BASTARD
🕑 Added 2024-02-01 18:38:57 +0000 UTCComments
PHLATearth
I'm telling you...! This cannot HABBEN❗ It's the End of Times...
PHLATearth
Horner is #WASHED
Fragbait
Funny and entertaining vs the following cinematic masterbate....ZZZZZZZZZ. You have one job, make me laugh monkeyboy.
Jake Kellogg
Cinematic masterpiece
Juji Ide
cmon daddy rocket
moondust32
soon
EstabanOcon'sHelmet
💥💥HOT OFF THE PRESS💥💥 Mick Schumacher is now one of the front runners and "hotly tipped" to be Lewis Hamilton's replacement for 2025!!!! Numerous sites in F1 media are stating this bombshell has come from "a very reliable source at the centre of Mercedes driver negotiations" and....... ......oh hang on, nah scrub that, it's Ralf Gobshite Schumacher spouting his inane "I was as good and had equal talent as my Brother Michael but I just didn't have the luck and all the chances that he had" vicarious turd fodder claptrap!
Charlie
I can feel it. He is cooking
Grumps Yo
Gawd freakin damnit! "10 hours from the release of the ""CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE"" ! His words! And I'm stuck here holding on to my cock. What in the actual fuck are you playing at?? This is the third worst day of my life...unless you count the default of #teamLH membership. Currently, between 'Plan A and Plan B!'
Grumps Yo
Go
rocketpoweredslut
it’s sunday chop chop rocket boy
Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll
Pewis Palmilton 2025 World Champion confirmed, after the win all the nukes start flying
Dashnet -
Where's our video Hitler
David
mate 50 hours ago you said you were 10 hours away from the new vid, why you lying?
PHLATearth
Mick is going to replace Logan Sergeant
PHLATearth
Quite Close...
Zulugwa
LH says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Zulugwa
Toto already hired assaisn for sure. ZULUL
Zulugwa
It has to be some MaN made UFO shajt, all all three things were already tried, but people kinda saw through that. ZULUL
TomasK
Yes, thats the price for Ferrari success.
TomasK
TeamLH will go bankrupt.
Sebo bastian
Hamilton fans realising the have to pay 90 quid to be a diehard fan
Juji Ide
Thats part of the charm, both for Pewis and Sainz, and the rest of the drivers whose contract end this year are going to kill eachother for that merc seat.
Trent Vigil
Does this confirm that we are on the verge of WW3?
Evinak
wait... but it says for 2025... r we about to get a really awkward 2024 season?
Zulugwa
Seems Mercedes instaled the seat in wrong position once more. sodaHmm
Wolf J.
I was Ferrari red for so long, but I can't support this team any longer. My dislike of Hamilton equals my love for Ferrari, canceling each other out. I couldnt care less now, hope Max dunks on them for years to come.
Pronato
I watched the Italian GP press conference after the announcement, where Pewis talks about his contract extension and EVERY WORD FROM HIS MOUTH IS A LIE!!!!
HeavyHanded
You cheeky nonce, Peroni slaps.
ChingyfromAus
Prediction LH completes move to Team Spaghet Lando move to Regime Danny Ric to RB Perez to Maclaren - LH in his red Team Spaghet go backwards and come 5th - Lando with the Regime come 4th, Becoming the premier British Driver in F1 in the seat LH gave up, Team LH claim classic British racism. - Piastri, after confirming via twitter he will not be driving for Alpine, beats Lando and Danny Ric, becoming the Premier strayan driver. Is permitted to use the word cunt during interviews as it is culturally appropriate to us. Comes 3rd. - Perez, now part of Brownies boys with Piastri, beats Verstappen in the championship. All female staff of RB are given 2 free weeks leave for safety until Jos can be properly medicated. RPM gets a job with Sky Sports F1, Hosting a Show titled F1 Uncut. Similar to Big Brother Uncut, the show is essentially RPM following and filming the drivers in the showers and filming them using night vision while they sleep in their bed.
Fistful of Drachma
Well this will be tragic when LH dies prematurely in an accident during the 2024 season. Not wishing of course, but imagine: if that were to happen, he would have truly ascended. Usurping all legendary status of Ferrari alumni during talks of the "GOATs". Ferrari fandom would transcend car culture, as the brand and LH would become synonymous. And RPM would be a fan of that team... What a fucking dork! Ahhhhahahahaha! God, if you love LH so much, why don't you marry him?
Sahil
⚠️ RPM ALERT ⚠️ RPM ALERT ⚠️
Airflow To The Turbo
Fuck Pewis bring on the masterbutarypiece
Andrew Bennett
Honestly, Weird timing on this announcement. F1 is definitely trying to deflect from the f*cked up rejection letter to Andretti. They are scared of all the fuck pigs screaming bullshit on that letter
Seeker
FOM blocked Andretti created the shit storm, then the F bomb drop. Now everyone turn their attention to Hamilton joining Ferrari and no body cares abt Andretti anymore Coincidence? I think NOT!
Davide Bertolini
Also leave Peroni alone wtf
Davide Bertolini
THANK YOU, I came here to say that
Davide Bertolini
In a positive way
Davide Bertolini
The video is also on yt
Davide Bertolini
I'm already stockpiling popcorn for precisely that
Davide Bertolini
Oh my fucking god he's going to complain so much... mark my words, he'll be all enthusiastic for a bit, positive energy and all, but then after a week he'll be complaining full time no-stop like you've never seen before (and he already moans all the time)
Emilie Tan
lol same I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes
Jordan Briggs
Fuck the commonwealth pigs!
cribbe
The Japanese google translate of Maurice Trintignant got me off guard
Reaver
Lol. Lmao
NOT Michael Masi’s Burner
Should’ve been latifi
Viktor tehShikari
We don't care about the commonwealth pigs, no need to apologise to them
Femboy
where is the discord
PHLATearth
Absolutely
Aaron Paul
Will we now get to see Mick in a Mercedes? Please discuss
Michael Massive’s Massive Mate
Knew all along RPM was a closeted Team LH member. The signs were there!
Zander Roth
This means that Ferrari might actually win, the worse the world is the better they do😂
Panic.In.Hispanic
To hell, otherwise known as the midfield
Don
Has anyone checked on Toto! 😱 this season will be super interesting watching the interactions between them.
PHLATearth
It's NEVER gonna Happen ❗ Plandemic 2.0 Economic collapse World War 3 All planned between 2024-2028 There will be No F1
Michael
This is your cinematic masterpiece
Cody
Cinematic masterpiece to be uploaded before the end of Sunday, over/under? -1,000 odds on the over.
C H I N A
You have gone too far this time. PERONI IS FUCKING EXCELENT for common market beer.
Midnight Wolfee
Oh the beautiful irony of TeamLH joining his fav team 😂
Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll
IMANIGE, Pewis cause such a shit storm that we get a VIDEO, A VIDEO IMAGINE THAT #teamHL4ever♥️ #voidlap58 #RedBullisracist
Onyo
he is mentally handicapped, what did you expect
Foley's Wedding Planner
Plot twist: RPM drops a generational level banger of a serious F1 video and then just goes back to calling lance stroll a window licker
Onyo
this is my 9/11
Jared C.
Did you just apologize to people on YouTube behind a pay wall on patreon?
JosVerstappensAlterEgo
Fuck the YouTube community!
Foley's Wedding Planner
THA SELFISH BASTED
Zipa
So do this mean that Osama Bin Russell is going to become the head of the taliban now and fuck it into the Ferrari world trade Pamilton?
John Smith
Lewis has done it again. Mclaren to Mercedes, Mercedes to Ferrari. Only this time, I don't see why he even bothers to swap other than fat stacks to add to his already gigantic pile.
Team El Haych
Where Sainz going? RB or Merc?
Iza Tamborska
Now lets see how he deals with Italian incompetence as its a highly contagious terminal disease
Jos Verstappen’s Bastard
At lest he apologized to the commonwealth pigs who can't even see the apology. Plebs
Monkeyboy
The fuckin' nerve!
Old Spice
CONTENT
Harrison goodman
Still waiting on a video about the las vegas gp
Aidan Jeffes
apolgy for bad english where were u wen hamilton coreer is kil i was at house eating tofu when phone ring "hamilton coreer is over" "no"
Dupey
Oh yeah it’s happening. Can’t deny it now 🥲
WB
Pokimane is going to youtube, colab!
Fred
I've been playing F1 Manager and I think Lewis actually went to Ferrari during my Haas playthrough
Mike777
You are finally talking about stuff that haven't happened more than a funckin month ago!! You are really upping you game m8
Zuzana
neverfuckingmind
Maciej Bekas
Yep thats going to work
Flatland Splitfest
Interesting that you hear nothing about who is going to replace mylord.
HaasSymp
Screw the commonwealth pigs! Cinematic masterpiece is your priority!!
HaasSymp
Team #ElHate-cha !!!
bigaidsfromthefareast
who tf apologises to the commonwealth… fuckin cuck
Jorge C
😂 add #TeamHL to you twitter profile it’s official!
Alberto Balsam
It won’t happen. WW3.
sigmalonso fan
Finally a reliable foking source for this not-so-rumour
HaasSymp
I waaaant the SeRioz Peees !!!
Christopher Darr
1. I need a shirt that says “commonwealth pig” 2. TeamLH is going to lose their minds
chase
as a ferrari fan, i plan on satirizing the #TeamLH by coming up with crazy conspiracy theories. Did you know that Max Verstrap-on meditates to the death of LH nightly? Okay you did, but did you know he does it surrounded by candles in the shape of a pentagram? Oh, you did? Well, did you know his favorite restaurant is Arby's?
Lil Horny Rocket
TOtAl #teamLH MelTDowN imminent !!!!
raf
the jokes write themselves: Pewis: "Xavi my tyres are gone" (Camera pans to the pit box where the mechanics are scrambling to find the tyres) Xavi: "We are checking."
Luuk
RIP squishyball and shout out to it's family
T C
'We win together, we lose together'..... until I cant win and I'll f*ck off to Ferrari. 😂 The Tifosi will eat him alive. Can you imagine the Tifosi getting in bed with the average #TeamLH 'activist'??
ourenny
the implications of teamLH vs lecfosi the twitter shitstorm will be NEVERENDING
Brian Berkley
Max's 4th consecutive World Driver's Championship in the books if this works out to be true. No way that both Mercedes and Ferrari have a good year with this hanging over both teams current driver pairings.
George Theophanous
It's squadraLH from now on
Markus Mayr
IT will be so nice to see TeamLH ging crazy when Leclerc finishes ahead of Lewis, because all italians are racist Mussolini cock sucking cunts and Ferrari fucks up his Strategy. Edit: I once saw Lance Stroll eat yellow snow, that He found just beside his dog
Danielitro66
Honestly, Lewis was the only saving grace for Mercedes. For now all they have is a kid who thinks is a great driver, arrogant bastard.
spanish war criminal
lets joe
craig
Will he use the cucumber or the banana?
francis reddyhoff
👏 👏 😂😂😂
RPiss
Let's hope they pay him in panettone and Berlusconis 'lightly used' harem of sliced meat sandwiches. #teamLH puts on 40kg and his cock falls off by the end of the season...we can only hope 🙏
Christopher Norris
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain #forzateamLH
Crewneck Lewis
“I think thats in Japanese” killed me
Jorninho007
Good one this
Darryl Murphy
Holy shit Batman.
Osama bin Latte
The fat lady SANG! Nice latte for me!
Lord Ba'al
Ahh Lewis such a knob..... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GFP49ZtasAAIMbb?format=jpg&name=900x900
Mark Turner
Jesus your #teamlh now.
Sebo bastian
THE ONLY VOICE THAT MATTERET SPOKE
PretAManger
I am ovulating
Zuzana
I won't believe this bs unless they confirm it lol I think it's just a ruse to make us less mad about Andretti
Asian kevin
I’m so edged right now
MZ
Can’t wait for the cinematic masterpiece, daddy Mohawk!!
#TeamLH44
LETS GOOOOOOOO
Amy
king
Evan Madden-Nadeau
I knew an emergency broadcast was due after hearing the news
Charlie x
Double the amount of mental breakdowns for TEAM LH with Ferrari’s strategies next year
FreakySquirrels
Team LH si intensifica
Christopher Norris
all of this is happening because of all the #teamLH slander. this is your doing babe
VeryCuriousGato
I still believe that this is only a dream
sabian ward
It's probably fake, they're just doing this to make the andretti bid being declined news irrelevant
Paeton Braddy
hitler on a watchlist posted🎉🎉
Lance L
The TeamLH Ferrari Meltdown video will be tremendous.
Chrashtor Maldonado
Hope he enjoys the tyres not being ready
Infinite amounts of Decorum
I’m getting that hair I’d look sexi
Charlie
YEEESSSSS
Gerco bosch
So we will get a tifosi, #teamlh combo. So the phrase will be ' we will rise to depression '
Ανατολή
I was waiting for it THE WHOLE ENTIRE 8 HOURS
Em
WHY IS THE WORLD BURNING
raf
an actual timely emergency broadcast, i'm shocked what's next, pigs learning to fly? stroll winning a race? hamilton to ferrari?
Morisall
#TeamLH will be frothing
Rabbit
Get ready for Team LH Depression!
Christian Horny
My cock can only get so hard
tippinon944s
The Regime has finally hit its 1945
Huge Jackman
Luigiiii
Michele Brusadelli
I am italian and I really hare this news
Archer
Can’t believe Sir Pamilton is pitching to Perrary
Luke Scalese
*Casually popping popcornand watching the meltdown*
Callum
So this is going to the greatest dumpster fire of the year
Joey Bensley
I’m cuming everywhere rn
Ellie
The combined delulu of team LH and the Tifosi will implode the universe
omegabullet
Trow them in jaillllll
Friendly Dragon
Thank you.
Ruben Jones
Pewis has attacked the Italians
Deez
Is this the fastest you have made a video?
danieltlopes
#TEAMLH INTENSIFIES
Nikola Grigorov
the commentary we were all waiting for
Tom Jak
TEAM LH TO FERRARI SEND HELP
Logan Nine Fingers
Hamilton has cucked yours masterpiece!!!
