The Nerve #14 - Reformed Nazi War Criminal Doctor
🕑 Added 2023-09-10 18:53:59 +0000 UTCin this episode of the nerve I shed some light onto why Helmut Marko might be slightly racist, talk about the amazing opportunities certain F1 YouTubers are getting as well as give advice to the pumpernickel smuggler on how to become less bitter.
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Dreamboat MacGillicutty
I like Helmut Marko. Squeezed fresh from the minge of Ava Braun.
N
Maybe the admins don’t like you in that sub Reddit but the reason why I started following you was because everyone in that meme subreddit and in the f1 subreddit always talks about you over there. Just type in “RPM” and I’m sure you’ll get tons of search results. Even in the IG gossip community everyone always talks about you and uses your nicknames. I’m talking about accs like f1gossip.mc and gossipwrld.f1
Hammased barrista twat
Reddit is a toxic place... And yes, I see the irony with that statement, but reddit is for real. I had it for a while and at one point I asked a question thinking I'm not doing the right thing with a pet I had. Reddit deamons barreled on me (5 or 6 of these hellish residents), saying I'm killing my pet. I get angry, delete the damn app, look for more reliable sources on the matter. Few months later it turns out I was right to do what I did with the pet. Reinstall the reddit app. Go on a diatribe on my thread, delete again... Vengeance is important, don't listen to the movie heroes who say, it's not worth it.
Free RPM Now!
Wtf is a pick n miKs?
Charlie
Is this a bad time to point out that at this rate Vitch Tits might actually win a championship at the rate the Nerve is dropping?
Alex Badarin
So this one's now been achieved.
Nick T.
Set him on fire.
DataDog
I was singing with you on that intro man, that’s my karaoke track
J.F.K. V.A.T.S.
"Stitching twins together"! lmfao!
Camelfinger
300,000 people outnumbers the entire British Army by more than 3 to 1 - let’s overthrow the state
Mitch Mullins
“bit of a challenge wank” NOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
Hudson Timmons
"Push the child away and ignore IT". possibly one of the best lines ive ever heard out of ur mouth
Cosmin Paunel
Fyi for gym advice on youtube. https://youtu.be/FWDXsqHo14A?si=2YB0cUCkJm3C62zq
TheRussianspy
We need that Google Map guy and show him the broadcast which is outside with the ponies
ChemoCharlie
I guess she can relate to that feeling.
Rav
It’s been 3 weeks since you’ve uploaded a weekly podcast. I live in the West Midlands I will find you and set you on fire
swaggerdoggo
current population of iceland 372.520. so thats a perspective.
Adina Kruijssen
First Lizzie now the lizard, when will the suffering STOP
Daniel
Hurry up cunt
Lawrence Stroll
When will #15 be out?
Ez
Also just subscribed to the Patreon last week and binged all the extra content over these past few days and now my life is back to having no meaning.
Ez
The largest seating capacity venue I’m aware of (at least as far as sports) is the Indianapolis Motor Speedway with a record attendance of 350,000. So if you ever go to the Indy 500 you should be able to visualize that next major milestone.
shawn m.
Just getting to this now but hilarious as per. 👍👏👏👏 Salutations from the sunny climes of 🇨🇦!👋
Railwheezy
Agree, getting strong doesn't always equal looking yoked, but it's good to have a strong base to work from. Otherwise you end up like the Alfa C43; looks good but it's fucking useless.
miketacobell
gonna politely disagree. Getting strong does not equal looking yoked. Recommend youtube channels: Natural Hypertrophy, Geoffrey Verity Schofield, Bald Omni-Man, Hersovyac
Swetsenegger
Is anybody subscribed to RPM welcome on reddit f1 pages?
Commonly HMRC
@49:14 At the top of the pile of corpses is just the one, the only, Michael Masi throwing TeamLH and LH into a volcano
Max Doe
Big up QOTSA sat by the ocean
Yukl27
Gotta love those challenging wanks!!
Christopher Norris
the hole my jaw made on the floor after the schumacher line, a doctoral dissertation should be made on you
Jeffrey Rankine
“What is your favorite vegetable?”………”Michael Schumacher”…😅😅
Lisandro Carranza
fuck sky sports found rpm sports
Sam Sulek
"I fingered a bird in Wilkos"
Justin McIsaac
What's the metal riff you use at the end of your videos? That shit slaps.
BlazingGandalf
The Anne Frank line absolutely killed me
BlazingGandalf
"Get is schedule like the nazis did" is such a hilarious line
Michael Kislansky
Real tip for learning correct lifting movements - search for "movement name CrossFit". Lots of videos without bullshit, straight to the point
Dawson Patrick
Bloody CUNT
Brett
Anyone got anymore of that NERVE?
Satan's Avocado
Hurry up pod pig piss pants
Holelander
I think you should do this mini lazy youtube thing like now with the nazi actor. Its fun. Maybe two items from your rant giving yourself some space for a video. GET A SCHEDULE like the nazis did. If you feel you have a block ask for input. Just let us trigger your senses with our idiotic responses.
Steven Payne
The YouTube crap is exactly why I'm here, worth every penny to watch your video uncensored
Safety car
Do not go to sky sports I beg you
HeavyHanded
That little 1% chance of an intern pursuading their boss to invite you on I feel has been lost..worth it.
Kerry Loutas
Fangio was from Argentina, which, I believe is still in South America.
X
Of course, the goat had to be a queens of the stone age fan
Harry Cassie
I'm a truck driver with many empty hours on the road, just binged all 14 episodes in two working days. Probably not healthy, probably is. Epic pod.
David DelPico
That was probably your best podcast to date
Big Baz
Holy fuck... the P1 podcast host slander... so fucking accurate without being mean.
Mememan
Check out James Grage for workouts, he was pushing his resistence bands but pretty straight to the point for training tips.
Heaven Iwnl
what a banger
Jake S
Have the Spy Ops 9/11 episode from Netflix on and your laugh was right as the second plane struck
axman1000
One of your best ever! THANK YOU! Also, don't be a sellout and go to Sky. Please! I know you won't, but still.. Thought I'd reiterate
Allen P
Options available to Nazi scientists after ww2: 1. Argentina to keep the Nazi way of life alive 2. USA to work on the space program 3. Join Red Bull on a new & different quest for world (championship) domination
Erik Fox
RIP Tommo and shout out to his bar of soap.
ritchie
Marko’s F1 career 0 Wins, 0 Fastest Laps, 0 Podiums, 0 Points, Best result :8th Pretty sure Senna, Piquet, Fangio, and Fittipaldi were more focused
Friendly Dragon
Internet Sensation
Alejandro Peramas
Release the nerve weekly or we will send you on the Ocean Gate trip
Cooper
as if you didn’t say it 🤦♂️
Cooper
happy 22nd to king latifis hot air ballon ride
Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome
RPM is gonna go on the sky f1 podcast only to have pual di satan as the host
Eithacos W
thank you
Jennga, a Shagger
You have a voice like a nightingale.
Umar Haque
As a dentist, I am rooting for you to build up “the nerve” to ask the girl of your fantasies out. See how I did that?
GoAteefEEz 4hEd
It's only been a day and I'm already sat with a gerry can of petrol staring at a map of Sheffield
Sancho Roja
Damn the one year anniversary of the queens death.. and also the anniversary of 9/11.. Had Osama Bin Russell actually something to do with that? US government seems to cover something up..
Snail Chaser
you’re going to hell
IVO
This is the best one so far. An absolute banger of an episode.
Lawrence Stroll
We have been blessed.
Eithacos W
favorite vegetable michael schumacher made me laugh so hard
planetos
"what's your favorite vegetable?" LMAO savage answer
PHLATearth
I hate Ocean of People
PHLATearth
Exactly !🤣👍
PHLATearth
I'm flying home on Thursday. And have 4 appointments booked in with my dentist. Imagine my teeth for a second 🤣
PHLATearth
Thanks for your message. It made my week
Mees Remmers
All cgi
PHLATearth
There were No Planes
PHLATearth
He's on the CIA's elimination list now. For sure !🤣
PHLATearth
He ain't jeeew enough
PHLATearth
If I were you I would Charge the Commonwealth's Pigs for $7.50/month R U with me?
PHLATearth
Imagine for a second! 300.000 subscribers with a Mohawk Haircut turning up at the 2024 British GP
PHLATearth
These are PHAT BAAARZZZ ! Say No More !!!
Chris
Where was Latifi 22 years ago today? WE. WANT. AN. ENQUIRY.
Furashu
On more serious note with Peterson. I think it's interesting how he got associated with toxic masculinity by the same people that are making fun of him for crying as a man (with depression).
Tobi H.
Listened while cooking. People in my dorm want to know what's so funny about chicken quesadilla that I have to laugh like a lunatic in public ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Côte de porc
Thanks for the dentist lady update mate, really hope this works out
Nathalie
My holiday just intensified 🥳
Foley's Wedding Planner
If googling "Was Helmut Marko part of Operation Paperclip" doesn't get you put on a list, IDK what will.....
Foley's Wedding Planner
"Helmut...what are you doing...that's not even in the script"
Foley's Wedding Planner
"Ask Anne Frank"
Foley's Wedding Planner
"And then I realized...the reason why I haven't been invited....is because of my....words....and actions...."
Foley's Wedding Planner
"its a bit of a challenge wank"
Snail Chaser
(hot air balloon intensifies)
Snail Chaser
exactly
Snail Chaser
RIP ballon
Snail Chaser
LUV U 2 xx
Snail Chaser
bloody hell
Snail Chaser
🧼
Mehall
Fucking Tommo
Craig Hunter
I'm listening at work and had to full stop at the Helmut/Hans bit to clear my tears from belly laughing so hard at my desk. Holy shit.
TinkerTaylorSoldierSpeed
Less than 8 minutes in. You are the only person I pay on Patreon. You could quadruple your fee and I’d still pay. Your content is fucking priceless. You are the most genuine commentator, please just keep doing what you’re doing!
Jared C.
So the Indianapolis motor speedway can hold about 350,000 people. Picture that next time you hold your microphone.
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
Listening to this masterpiece while playing F123, what a great combo
ChiNA
The best one yet. Absolutely love it
Cooper
i fuckin lost my shit at “Hweight”
stuartbtw
In terms of collaboration with a podcast… what about dirty air? I feel like it’s a match made in heaven
OsamaBinstappen
Happy 22 year anniversary to king latifi and his hot air balloon
Prefect Racing
Research derived journalism intensifies
Mees Remmers
How could 9/11 have been an inside job if the planes came from the outside??
Kelly
At this point, I don't care anymore. I want Max to win a full season, 100% of all races, just for the heck of it. Let's just make F1 a 19 car championship, 1st place is reserved for Max, the rest can race like in a normal championship and we all just ignore Max, while he cruises to victory week after week. 1st place in F1 becomes a myth, no one mentions it anymore, we black it out on the podium, commentators only comment on places 2-20, camera only pays attention to 2-20. I think we have a solution here.
Amir Vafaei
it's september 11th...
Stark Botha
Please dont change because of some 1984 fear mongering censoring tranny tyrants on reddit. Please dont ever stop calling people fat trannies. Please. Evil thrives when good men do nothing.
Alexandros Giannikos
Oh yes - it is so much more fun to make a reformed Nazi doctor out of Dr. Helumt Marko. But as I trust into your investigative journalism for sure you knew that he is Dr. jur. as he studied law not medicine. But for the entertainment you just couldn’t resist
Eddy Jenkins
I like the nerve
Railwheezy
Re getting yoked - https://stronglifts.com/
Rian Lenjik
Athlean x is imo the best fitness youtube channel, should definitely check it out.
Lange Man
Under the banner of unsollicited advice, don't watch online videos to learn training techniques. Even ignoring all the dumb red-pill stuff, the advice is usually poor and there's nobody to check your form. If you really want to get yoked, which would be cool to see, go to a physiotherapist or a personal trainer for a few weeks to learn proper form and technique or you'll destroy (mostly) your back. You don't have to permanently have somebody there, but especially at the start it's really important to learn things like this properly. Good luck and please post progress updates :)
Mtothearc
Regarding getting yolked - > AthleanX on YT
Allen P
Oh man, your favorite vegetable. So bad! I love it. I do wish my question was answered: is fent a secret cia collaboration with osama bin Russell to keep the poor white people in the US down the way crack was with the blacks?!
JG
Mate, u completely missed a key area in SS Marko’s apology!!! He instead doubled down on his statement and said “It wasn’t meant that way. I meant that a Mexican has a different mentality than a German or a Dutchman. But who knows, maybe it’s controlled.”
francis reddyhoff
Is that the only watch list you are on?
Hunter Biden
300k is basically max capacity of Indianapolis Speedway lmao
Frisk
i like your funny words magic man
TMR
Tommo use to be decent but then it got to the point when they started to team up with other so call F1 YouTubers but the most of them suck. I personally come here for the “Alex Jones” version of F1 and I watch The Race for tech info but I wouldn’t pay the race extra if they offer this platform
Evinak
the favorite vegetable... jesus christ...
Limp Mohawk
Actually, you missed an opportunity there not posting this tomorrow on 9/11….
Limp Mohawk
Holy fucking Christ, what’s your favorite vegetable….. bro, chill!
Drew
Your recent country breakdown is better than anything they do
Jay Kay
No one makes me laugh harder than this guy
Black_Thunder
I can’t help but hope the dental assistant is following you on Patreon!
Jamer
Great opening lyrics... As deep a cut as I've ever heard before
Eric Schmitz
Nothing but pure facts in this one
Martin Hoski
Rob Myers is a proper lunatic. Life must be hell when you're so bitter.
Superferrariman
Tomo is an idiot that started watching f1 with dts… Fuck that shit! He is terrible! Less than ever OG… if you know wheeel, you see through the bullshit🫨
Michael Massi
helmut has recently spoke of a new addition to the rb driver academy, a camp for drivers to concentrate on races
LemUhu
The title is LIT AF. Love it.
Anthony Polombo
Sky F1 Podcast w/special guest RPM, hosted by Paul DiResta is what the people want
Zipa
Knowing your luck, you'd get invited onto the F1 podcast, only for them to stick you with Paul Di Resta aka actually Satan.
Brian G
Holy hell your YouTube followers are three times larger than the British Army!
Michael
Tbh I’ve been on YouTube for so long that even though I haven’t verified my age it thinks I’m 18 so ain’t giving my fanny to the new fatty ceo
Frank Kummel
Mr Mohawk please give me advice on this! My dad is an avid poois pamilton shagger, and is a believer in the conspiracy theories surrounding the 2021 Abu Dhabi homicidal massacre. Is there hope or any other solution than death by lethal injection for him?
Oneill
Where can I request RPM on F1 podcast opposite Paul Diresta?
Clinton Bishop
RPM just out here telling the world the truths we all need to hear!
Hannah Nash
Mate all formula dank talk about is you...
syrok
Shumi is my fav vegetable as well
Guido
If you didnt sit through the 30 seconds of silence at the end then did you even listen to the pod?
HaasSymp
Stop being a wuss. Go ask the dental assistant out!
Samuel Austin
Let’s goooooo new pod
PHLATearth
You gotta be Jewish to be invited.
Spastic 81
I died and came back cos u uploaded this
Kastengruberricharda
Gang Gang
King Headass
Daddy’s back
Peter Brook
Sky Sports F1 haven't invited me on yet!
Crewneck Lewis
Fucking took you long enough mate
Chelsea
Yesssss new podcast
Zander Roth
You should also post on RUMBLE, not the nerve podcast, those peasants don’t deserve it but for your regular YouTube videos.
William McDonald
Fucking finally lads
David Urbánek
HE BAKK
PHLATearth
9/11 No Planes
Qas
I love horses best of all the animals, I love horses they’re my friends
Stephanos Mosfiliotis
Yesss once again my life has meaning
Jon Clark
Saw there was a terrorist escaping jail so had a feeling you were going to upload some content soon enough.
Ellie
Wooooooo thank you daddy
Maddie Buley
needed this
Maddie Buley
THANK FUCK
Carbon117
Mommy wake up Lord Mohawk has posted
Ya Boi Rip
definitely the most schizophrenic title yet
Côte de porc
THE LORD HAS GRACED US WITH HIS HOLY WORDS AGAIN
Travis Ricci
FUCK YES Lets do this
Remadas
The nerve to release this on a Sunday!!!
Adam
10/10 episode (haven’t listened yet)
Eli Turner
Daddy has delivered
Fergit
Time to hit a nerve
Dankiest Mist
Noice