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Q&A time...
🕑 Added 2023-09-06 18:42:04 +0000 UTCI just finished arseing about with the YT re upload and its already fucking Wednesday. so pls get ur pErfEcTLy rEsONabLe questions in now for the next nerve transmission.
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MPKilroy
https://youtu.be/t2J5A-KjFv8?si=e_a4g7XMKacoGCo8
MPKilroy
Since you like Layne Staley and AinC, ever listen to Mad Season?
Riley Byng
Lots of medications have good side effects
Justin
Vettel or El Plan
Osama bin russell
who’s better, slash or buckethead?
Ethan Law
Thoughts on the spastic attention seeking with a fake ear injury
Tom Russon
What are your genuine opinions on Horner and Wolff? Which one would you rather; a) work for b) go for a pint with c) watch f1 with
lucas Heazlewood
Max Verstappen with a 14 inch cock would break the sport
Isla-Kate
what is your opinion on massa sueing lh and Schumacher?
Simbamis
What's your opinion on Dan Ticktum? super quick guy, but with a dodgy PR history, not to mention his "fuck everyone and fuck everything" tantrums.... a raw and pure racer at heart. Isn't he the kind of modern James Hunt that you crave and wish to be in F1?
Umar Haque
Honest question: have you been recognized out in public? If so, did you unload on them in true RPM form or treat them nicely? I would root for the former. Stay in character! Actually, this brings up another question: is what we see and hear the real “you” or your beloved, quirky, triggered alt-reality aka Rocket Powered Mohawk?
Umar Haque
Or Latifi Or Mazepig
J. David Palermo
Have you ever noticed that the side effects from medications are NEVER good? How the fuck is that possible?
Mike
would you rather get in a car with nicholas latifi or hang out with jos Verstappen after hes had a few too many stella's.
David Mullins
Pundits included.
David Mullins
If Capcom created 'Dirty F1 Shennigans Street Fighter II', what would the characters' Special Moves be?
Pintz
What will teamLH do if lewis looses another WDC because of felipe massa
Mack
If you could have a drink with any driver who would it be?
heretheyare
Have you seen the f1 POVs on tiktok yet and if not, you need to (for science)
Crewneck Lewis
MIX. IT. FASTER. Even Paul di Resta would’ve had something out by now
Massive Innuendo
Is teamLH a religious cult?
Thijs de Bie
Do you still identify as a strong independent Asian woman?
Anthony Lathrop
Why have the national archive not published a comprehensive index of all Rocket Powered Mohawk content? I have severe brain damage and I suspect I am not the only Mohawk Sympathizer with impaired cognitive function. How can we be expected to remember which video had the Lil Rocket Rap? Or which one demonstrated the inverse relationship between Italians and Ferrari success with advanced statistics? Or was it advanced sarcasm? See? I can't even remember. The government have to do something about this. It's a matter of public safety.
Snail Chaser
IM MIXING IT RIGHT NOW
Paul
Not a question, just a song from my favorite Aussie band that seems to sum you up: "I think I might need an intervention": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTQ3luCW-_c
GoAteefEEz 4hEd
lack of content = bungalow fire
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
Aladeen
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
*Chinese F4
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
at the moment i believe that mexican fans are more stupid and insane than #TeamLH
Frankie Ahearn
Here a reasonable question… where’s our weekly podcast???
miguelR2
Who would you rather do a line with? Lance Stroll or Paul Di Resta?
Brian G
You should do a live feed commentary on a F1 race this season
LemUhu
Where’s the NERVE?
Michael Massi
the view from the 6th floor is known to blow minds
Superferrariman
What are your 3 biggest fears?
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
#IStandWithOldManMarko #ChecoWASHED #MexicanMinistryOfDisgrace
Dracula
Fuck Marry Kill Lance Stroll Paul Di Resta Nicholas Latifi
TMR
Just a thought but who thinks Vettel should come back to redbull and then we have 2 of the great white hopes in one team! Lol
Kyle Lanham
blax verstappen
Burger
How much for you to do the pit walk with Martin?
Thomas Lichy
What dictator would make the best team principal
EstabanOcon'sHelmet
Why is food so fucking expensive on Amazon?
Rabbit
Is Ferrari trying to sabotage itself, or just give all its fans heart attacks (plot to kill all the Italians?), need some investigative journalism, nobody could be that incompetent
Evinak
almost 20 days since the last weekly podcast, how do u even sleep at night, mate? better not be simping for the dentist's assistant....
S1l3ntP41n
Here is my question: where is the bloody weekly podcast
PHLATearth
Do you believe that you can make it to 1 Million subscribers on YT before you get banned?
PHLATearth
I CAN'T Breathe!!
PHLATearth
At least you didn't have to meet the LEGBRACE LADY
PHLATearth
Because you cannot question the Moonlandings, 9/11 and the Globe itself in Mainstream Media otherwise Flat Earth would be to obvious to the masses
PHLATearth
V. Iktor Orban the Fifth
PHLATearth
The poll is not playing. Where is the video?
Sean Cameron
Crashgate 2.0
David Robson
Who is the most shaggable DICKtator?
Pang
Michael Masi was recently spotted at the Texas School Book Depository.
Trike PJ
your opinion on the new spray guards?
Limp Mohawk
Real question is how can Matt from P1 who has an obvious obsession with Charles and Ricardo be allow in the same room as them. But you, the powered Mohawk, who has almost as many subscribers as them are not given access the the Pumpernickel himself???
Monika
thoughts on the current AT situation?
Charlie
Gettin fukin hench update?
Amir Vafaei
technically the nurse.
Joseph
What do you know about pizza and hotdog-gate? And how does Mitchell Obama’s cock fit into all this?
Mikkelsen
Will Fernando Sigmalonso win in Singapore? Maybe the Dutch combine forces with the regime and take each other out of contention for the race.
Thomas
Will red bull take back Alex Albon if he assaults the country of Mexico and gets second place in a Williams?
Callum Tart
Will see more from lil rocket?
Balljoint
Just post a picture of you wearing two Coonskin hats, one on your head and the other on your erect penis. Have a picture of Margaret Thatcher in the background and surround yourself with Bird seed. Send them that photo with zero context and EXPLAIN NOTHING! Should be good to go from there! This is what made Kamala Harris Vice President so if this doesn't work then only Big Mike can help from there.
Lil Andrew
I caused an meltdown event on instagram between team LH and the Verstappen shaggers, what do I do know? Its still pretty small but I think it will escalate
The horndogs tip
Where is the episode man? My weekly therapy is late
Hatchet Horner
Well Lewis is half white anyway. He's not black, he's more of a latté. LOL
Wojciech Jaguś
What the hello is going on in coments section on RedBull's Page on FB. #HelmutRacist is a new #vaxkills or what? I sometimes think that Mexican fans are no less crazy than #TeamLH
JG
Please uncover the tangled web of relationships and conspiracy that Redbull are pointy white hat people. Evidence thus far is as follows: - Max’s relationship with the Piqeut family…need I say more - Piquet Jr destroying the dreams of a “South American” - Does anyone actually know what Helmut was up to during WW2 - Geri Halliwell only wears white
Sergio Pérez Gutierrez
sexiest f1 car ever
FLSP
I'm a Ferrari fan, we do not have feelings anymore besides apathy. Even when they slap 4 different tires on Leclercs car while Verstappen is already in the cooldown room I don't feel jealousy.
Zxphxr
based
Lucas Asbury Welfare
https://youtu.be/yL8U01IH7KI?si=rlVnVI4fbGtk6xKb very entertaining youtube video. Promise it’s not a virus luv u x
ssz
when is the next rap?
FLSP
My dad took his son in law to Monza. Both of them are Verstappen shagge®z. They know I'm an F1 fan, but not a Max fan. Should I be mad, or happy that I don't have to stand next to them while they have orange face paint on and say stupid things about F1.
Sam Sulek
How's getting yolked? AKA what are you benching?
Brenton Sword
Give us a crash gate Christmas story or I’ll put my non binary genitals through the letter box!
Alexandr Nita
What happened?
Alexandr Nita
Is Tsunoda a time traveler? He came from the future to DNS in Monza just to "chew" out 2 more laps from the race so Max could win when he had some issues in the final laps...
William James
When is the Lance Stroll diss track getting released?
Adam
Update on the cripple from Monaco GP?
Allen P
Is fentanyl a secret cia plot to suppress poor/middle class white people like crack was with black people?!
Masi Forever 21
Perez to McLaren confirmed
Nuno Miguel Esteves
Why everyone keeps pretending that Max Verstappen hasn't married Nelson Piquet in disguise?
Costiaan van betuw
The german mustache man orrrrr paul di resta
Zulugwa
Do you know Forsen? forsenE
George Higgs
Are you still shunned by all f1 YT ?
Pual
Roundabout by Yes. Nothing can top it. Ever.
MistaPutz
I'd like to bet that the first three are Alonso, then Drugovich, and then Hawkins.
Oliver
What's the best bassline of all time, and why is it Kyuss - Space Cadet
Little sushi 🍣
All because of the ballot that stupid woman made up to confuse the old people of Florida
Logan Hess
Yes
Reggie from Nintendo
Is Sainz really just proving that Charles is overrated by most media?
Reggie from Nintendo
If you like your sanity, do not check out the charles leclerc fan girls on Twitter. But since I don’t have any, I’d recommend checking it out
The only good thing about being a Ferrari fan is not being a Mercedes fan
In the US presidential election of 2000, Gore actually won said election against G.W. Bush. On the recount in Florida, they noticed that Gore really won the state, which would have given him more Electoral Votes than Bush, making him the president. However, Florida didn't accept the recount, and while I'm not conspiratorially minded, I wouldn't be surprised if Florida's governor, Jeb! Bush, G.W. Bush's brother, had something to do with that. When Gore took it to the Supreme Court, a judicial coup occured, as said court decided to not accept the recount without giving an adequate reasoning. Unfortunately, the borderline retarded braincell-assassins the US pretends is news media (except the outlets who found this out in the first place) have the attention span of a goldfish and forgot to report on it. This is the corresponding research paper: Frank, A. G. (2003). Coup d’etat in Washington: Silent Surrender in America and the World. Economic and Political Weekly, 38(32), 3356–3359. I have no question, I'm just saying what needs to be said. Also, because I know when the Q&A will drop, Happy 9/11!
Derek de Popcorn
You have a single use time machine, you can only go back once to stop an atrocity. Do you stop 9/11 or Abu Dhabi 2021.
Martim Pereira
Who is the most sigma chad. Abu Dhabi Michael Masi or Fernando Chadalonso?
Sergiu Bulcu
What is your favourite f1 driver and why is it Maldonado?
Mitchell Edmonds
What are your personal top 5 worst F1 Drivers of all time
Rocket powered cancer patient
If you had to have any driver or team principal do your arse in who are you picking
Jamie Hannon
Would you ever go on the P1 Podcast with Matt "the forehead" Gallagher?
Szymon Paczkowski
Who do you think wears the tightest pants? And also who will win next year championship
Ole Henrik Bach
How long until Helmuts next racist remark
Rasmus de Jong
Get to to bottom of Vasseur's history. Any dirt or corpses there to dig up?
Liam
Do you want to come to silverstone and have a pint wirh myself and a few mates? (we all watch you and live locally to the track)
HottoDoggu
Like 16clec (who is a total asshole btw) what alien tech is redbull using in combination with max to get such advantage over the rest
Mattia Binotto Gaza
What would u think about a new tire war ? Between (for example) Pirelli and Bridgestone, would it be more entertaining for the sport?
Baly
How hard is it to maintain that hobo style mohawk?
Luki
on a scale from my granny to Adolf Hitler how racist is Helmut Marco
Hunter Biden
How would you fix the Alpine and what’d be your Masterpaln™️
SaybroWT
What equipment are the government's pigeons equiped with in the UK?
KingCode
Blax Verstappen
Lil, bŕo
Show a picture of yourself with normal hair
Drew
Is Felipe Massa the one true king of 2008?
Jayy Succ
Do you think the Steve Irwin stingray was actually innocent?
Jayy Succ
How much blood is too much blood?
Jayy Succ
Why does it burn when i pee?
7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse
If you interviewed Paul di Resta, what would you ask him? And would you express how you feel about the 2012 GP finale? 😏
Hamas di Resta
Now that king latiffi is gone who is the real crash king of the grid?
TMR
Do you think Alex Albon should stay at Williams and take that team to winning again?
Lucas Tews
Which of the drivers would you kiss on the lips?
Amir Vafaei
This is a reasonable question. Thank you dear Limp!
Amir Vafaei
Obviously because of Drive to Survive!
Amir Vafaei
Do you think it should be illegal to become your Patreon member, when one has not fully "studied" your content on YT? I think its discussing! Some nubes here make me sick!
Amir Vafaei
Daddy has already suggestioned a North Korea GP. He even offered a wise design for the track!! Go watch his "F1 and Russian invasion" video, it's on YT.
Trimmershave
In the inevitable scenario of a zombie apocalypse caused by the brain rot of teamLH and the verstappen shaggers, which 2 of the lunatics on the f1 grid (or outside of it) would you choose to fight alongside you?
Amir Vafaei
He IS a Ferrari fan, watch his "old" videos!
Oscar Villalobos
Also, this is the only Patreon I’ve ever paid for and it’s worth every penny. ReAl JoUrNaliZm
Oscar Villalobos
What’s something about F1 that keeps you up at night now that Paul DiResta is no more and why is it the comments from Totto about Max’s record?
DumbBaka
Are you a Ferrari fan or just enjoying the sport?
Rhydian Jones
How much in line to the Alpha Tauri seat are you?
porkchop
How is Farming Simulator treating you? You get to play it often this year?
Zin Perrott
Can you make a tier list of the current Aston Martin lineup?
Kaz Amamiya
you’re locked in a room with 3 f1 drivers of your choosing and to get out you have to beat a tag team of Paul Di Resta, Vitch Tits, Nelson Piquet and Osama Bin Russell, what drivers do you pick to help you and do you end up winning?
moondust32
would you be against max red bull winning every race of the season?
IML337
Do you think F1 would be better if Flavio Briatore was never kicked out?
The horndogs tip
Your dad is in an inch inside your ass and your an inch inside your mum, which way you going to get out? Can only go forwards or backwards
Any milk is fine
Would Charles Leclerc win Eurovision? He’s going to enter for Monaco?
King Headass
If we all chipped in 3,000,000 how many islands are you going to buy?
Danya
Should Nico Rosberg be locked up by the FIA for his unstoppable ability to ruin a race with a single selfie
Colt Alabama
Do you love me?
Brett Cayer
When are you going to do a face reveal?
DeVine
could F1 not make the sprint race also a spec race? I think it'd be fun
MartyVanderplot
Should Will Buxton be able to give a black eye to every oblivious bloke who starts to walk into the frame in his post-race interviews?
Ondřej Brož
Like he knows what grass is
vertex_spec
What is it like being an Oracle?
Ondřej Brož
Yes and yes
Nick Burek
Is Helmut Marko on Epstein’s island?
Ondřej Brož
I mean his name is Krack so....
Harry Sargeant III 🛢️⛽️🇺🇸
Talk about Helmut Marko latest reasonably calm statement on checo
Graham Raincock
Why is Max Verstappen my sleep paralysis demon?
MartinSince94
I'm sure you have thoughts on all things Toto Wolff, who won't shut his mouth for the past week before going under the knife for a knee surgery before the Japanese GP for fuck's sake
Tristan Ries
Can we talk about how the tyre allocation changes are a psyop
Viktor tehShikari
When will you publish the Paul di Resta fanfic you’ve been secretly drawing at night?
Richie
Where will King Otmar end up?
Athinira
What's the hardest you've ever been during an F1 race (as in, which race)?
MartinSince94
Have you ever heard of Wikipedia?
Christian Horner
When do u think we’re in for a financial recession??? I’m gonna bet all my saving on what ever you say
Abdou Allam
When we starting moto gp as f1 is deaf?
Alejandro Peramas
When the fuck are you releasing your fucking rap album? It has been months already you kept us waiting you pig.
Jingold
Who is the most overrated driver?
Brenton Sword
What would you prefer return to f1; - refueling, v10s or Nicolas Latifi?
Tommy
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?……
Joe Askew
Do you think if channel 4 covered live F1 it would be better than sky sports F1s coverage
Jack Gunn
Who has committed more international terrorism, Osama Bin Russell, Max Verstrapon, or the 🐐 himself Pastor Maldonado
NOT Podge
When are you kicking off your live F1 commentary segments?
BMac37
Who replaces Perez? Riccardo? Or the “racist affiliated” one?! Because if Riccardo does that would be very ironic. Almost like he shouldn’t have left in the first place
Nester
Can we have some commentary on Mike Kracks interview where he claimed that Lance is "just the same as Fernando" and how "there is no reason why [his results] should not be the same.". ... there needs to be an investigation into what drugs he is on to come to that conclusion.
jeroen
He's a black stupid cunt i can say that, and i am white. If you can, i can.
Daniel
Do you jerk it more frequently to Stroll or Latiti?
Radezmaj95
Can we get an update on the dentist girl?
Karst Broekhuisen
What is needed, beside of a lot of drugs, to have Hamilton win the WDC? I want all the possibilities.))
Felix Pellerin
When will lewis midfieldmilton finally retire so we can see max go end his career at the washed Mercedes team?
Clarkey69
What do you think Lawrence stroll will do when he finally fires his son? Like how does that conversation go
Krcnq
What happened to you and the dental assistant or whatever the fuck she was? Has she met your pumpernickel yet?
Paul Panzer
Should we ban Verstappen From f1 cuz boring as fuck
Enginseer Pete
Why are all these cunts asking you questions? x
NotAFed69
Wednesday or United?
Aris Tsotakos
I’m looking for partners in starting a cross country psychedelic mushroom smuggling operation in the EU. Hit me up if you’re interested.
Ernie
How can North Korea stop Max and save F1?
Gavin F
What is your favorite beverage? I need to stock up ahead of the USGP in Austin TX. The Nerve is coming to the states!! 🇺🇸🦅🍻
Unemployed Weeb
Do you think Zack Brown and Alex Jones are related? They both have a similar build and kind of sound the same
Sean Caldwell
Is Helmut a mad racist after his comment on checo? Or is the wokerati at it again?
🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴
Depends if the bullet is strong enough to go through Paul’s gigantic head.
Horseman
I think the devil himself would be good for it. There's a good chance he won't survive it.
Cooper
what are your thoughts of a Sheffield Grand Prix, with the main straight on the A1
Cooper
do you think max will grow another finger to celebrate 11 wins in singapore
MartinSince94
Do you know about r/formuladank?
Horseman
You can kill several people with one bullet. They need to stand in a row for it.
Horseman
everybody knows that a Grand Prix in Northkorea will be great
Ruben Kleine
I have 2 questions actually the first one will Red Bull win all remaining races this year? And the second one do you think a North Korean Grand Prix (with lil Kimmy in the paddock) will be a good thing for the sport?
TimmE98
What would happen if Nico Rosberg makes a selfie in front of your house?
John Garvey
The hitler mustache is basically 80 years old now, I think the time is right for it to make a comeback
Ingo van de Runstraat
Not a question but you should get a mustache
kyle hamilton
If you and current F1 driver had to hunt Paul Diresta for sport on a deserted island who would you pick?
Moore.or.less
Being the sex pest that you are, please rate the F1 drivers girlfriends out of 10
bunger
Would you prefer Latifi flying a hot air balloon over your house or Stroll driving down your driveway?
Harvey Price
He's a black stupid cunt I can say that because I'm black. We Will rise the regime
True Quark
Would you consider yourself Fat or Obese?
Ben Burton
What's the difference between a duck?
ender blau
Lewis or max, who is the better driver?
TimmE98
when are you going to call a priest for an exorcism?
Jeppe Prinds
Can we get a RPM review of the famous and satanic fueled Corsa? #FIAisWhiteSupremacists
JamesSlipCordon
Would you pump an 80 year old woman to bring about a Ferrari world championship?
K
What's your mohawk care routine?
_bpd
Should I say no homo before violently destroying my arsehole to pictures of baby Bottas in a skimpy nazi costume? or does it go without saying?
Chris
Shout-out to fentanyls family
João da Silva
What do you think would happen to #TeamLH if Massa gets the 2008 championship? I think the world would come to a full stop.
IVO
Tell me more about farming
Camille Wood
We need something on this Ferrari honor shit
Jagel
How long is it before steiner gets taken behind the ferrari garage and shot
Jens van der Veen
Why are you so funny?
L. Strulovitch
two cocks or four hands?
Horseman
Is Great Britain real and why was Winston Churchill not granted the rank of of a mass-murderer?
Jennga, a Shagger
If he hasn’t we should do a go fund me to make that happen.
Emilio Pereyra
Will Latifi replace Vichtits for 2024?
Julian Lee
What’s the name of the dog from the “bye bye kimmy” video?
Niccolò Burchi
A white Hamilton would solve most of Team LH mental problems tbf (not in a Michael Jackson way, I mean if he supposedly was born as a white priviliged man)
Niccolò Burchi
Why did you start watching F1?
Ondřej Brož
This is gold
Cally Gottlieb
given the opportunity to kick Paul DiResta off any tower you wish. Which gun would you use
Guido
Whats your opinion on the rail strikes?
Ondřej Brož
Truee how is it going with the female
Harry
In you’re opinion what has been more enjoyable for you to watch, the redbull domination or the regime’s domination
Hix
IS MAX ON STEROIDS?!💀
Ondřej Brož
Is hamburger a sandwich?
Washedmilton gets no clunge
When will “the nerve” podcast actually become a weekly thing? FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. I AM CALM
Washedmilton gets no clunge
Obviously He’d shoot THE DEVIL HIMSELF twice
Bram Lutters
Is a pedo stache a perfectly reasonable reason to consider yourself better than others?
Leo Costa
Would you rather: go on a cross country car ride with Lance Stroll, no aux cord and the AC is shit OR a spaghetti dinner with Paul diResta and you pay AND pick him up?
HaasSymp
Will Haas ever be a contender? Will my man Hulk ever get a chance at a podium?
Zander Roth
lol
Limp Mohawk
Seeing how the Chinese have now invaded YouTube and started targeting you as an Asian female, much like the one child policy, how do you plan to save yourself!
🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴
Idk man. I would be scared to leave my dead body in a elevator with the devil himself. Who knows what he would do
Charlie
Any chance you’d let us regular Knobs tryout to help write race reaction videos?
NP
Do you consider #teamLH as a gift from God for infinite content?
NP
Himself, twice.
Jared C.
Do you think perez will quit before he's pushed out?
🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴
If you were stuck in a elevator with Nicolas Latifi, Lance stroll and Paul the grand prix killer di resta, and you had a gun with two bullets. Who would you shoot.
Alexander Gloag
Which team do you actually want to see win a world championship title?
Adam
In a hunger games style event which included all current drivers, team principals, F1 reporters and jOuRnALiStS, who would be favoured to win, and also what track and surrounding area would it be held in?
Alexander Gloag
True or false… Formula 1 with chimps for drivers would be entertaining.
Alexander Gloag
Do you think Hamilton will retire in 2025?
ChemoCharlie
Do you think Felipe Drugovic will perform decent if vitch tits resigns and he gets the seat?
Tim
Would you want a Wikipedia page? I suppose it doesn’t matter since nobody reads that anyway. (Salty pumpernickel = best pumpernickel)
Zacahorse
How many P2s in the WDC will Charles get with Ferrari?
Nathalie
If you’d ever learn a foreign language, which one would you pick and why?
Teodor Kazakov
having nothing to do with formula 1, discuss the train track problem, the one where if u flip the hatch u kill 1 person but if u dont flip the hatch u kill 5 and explain it REASONABLY
MPKilroy
I don't understand the vote since Pewis is already half white.
Harry
If you was two inches in your mum and your dad was two inches in you, which way are you going to get out of the situation
MPKilroy
Ever heard Mad Season? If not, start with River of Deceit or I don't know anything.
Samuel Lancellotti
You can only pick 1: Prontoast Or Slagging off Slagging off Lance Stroll
John Cameron
Do you think Perez will get Logans seat at Williams?
Paying $3.50 For 1 Pod a Month
how do you feel when someone uses your government name?
Jer67
What's your opinion of Londoners?
Matt Gorner
How do you like your toast?
lewis isaacs
Bringing back correctly colour coded tires cuz which spaz can’t understand the difference between 7 colours
Mike Rangel
You just won the GP of your dreams; where do you go to sling dick in celebration?
Bernardo Frazao
If you were to eliminate one crazy fanbase which would you choose? Team LH or the Verstappen shaggers?
Zuluwoffle
Why is Kimi still on the wall of the nerve centre in the latest video? Wasn't he replaced by Georgie boy?
HazzaT83
How much money would you take to fight Jos Verstappen in a street fight?
They turn the freakin' frogs gay
Which driver would you consider to be the Goat? (And why is it OBVIOUSLY Micheal Schumacher?)
Cornholio
Who would be the last one standing in a fight between sky f1 presenters and ch4 presenters?
BadgerSlayer
Does Sargeant have a seat in 2024?
Nathan16
Add in Pual and you have a great deathmatch
lewis isaacs
Should the FIA let teams spend unlimited amounts of cash to catch up to Redbull in an attempt to make it vaguely interesting again ? I.e scrap the cost cap ????
Balljoint
Do you ever try to spin your Weiner around really fast to try to take off like a Helicopter?
Alexander
Why are you GE?
Simon
In your opinion, what's more worthless, Wet Tyres or the Devil Himself?
Zakary Lattimer
If Max was in the same car as Lando, Charles, or Lewis, who do you think would be winning
Nathan16
Would you like to see the devil himself back in F1 just for the memes?
Niek Blomberg
Who would you like to see in the AlphaTauri next year?
cribbe
What was your favourite era of F1?
Philipp
When gender reveal party?
Nicki
If you could bring back Michael massi as race director or make yourself race director which would you choose
Dany Furzov
how can we get putin to invade Netherlands to stop Max from winning everything
TheMondays
Is a hotdog a sandwich? It is a filling between some bread. Thoughts?
Grakenverb
How long until daddy demotes the window licker to pushing a broom around the paddock?
Wanjas
What a poll: cringiest cringe vs O. J. Simpson
TheCowFromNow
Did you find a new dentist?
Ryan Jones
If Lando Norris is in the RB seat in 2024 or 2025 does he beat Max or challenge him for a title… if allowed by Helmut obviously.
Amin Osmanović
What is your opinion on the ongoing investigation on Crashgate, which is led by Massa’s legal team?
Tom Cappelletti
Now that Audi is entering F1 in 2026 when will Volkswagen enter and complete the Regime trifecta?
Pax Perstappen
Carlos Sainz - Analysis
arroz_de_tomate
Is Logan a worthy successor to the King Latifi?
Oli
If you bumped into Paul Di Resta in public, memes aside, what would you actually say to him or ask him?
Pietersomething
How much money do I have to pay you to shave off the mowhak?
Michael Massi
If you could bring one back which one: v8 engines, lewis old hairline, latifi, the massive
Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome
Is Ben Shapiro an alien?
Deamon from hell
when is the RPM Formula 1 racing team taking off?
Zapata
When will there be a comparison of Nicolas Latifi with the true king, Maldonator AKA Pastor Maldonado?
Osama bin Latte
Would a Kitler dare not to pick up the phone for the Corpse?
Cooper Kerplunk
Would Nicholas Latifi have been the actual GOAT if he was a full-blooded Persian?
Frisk
If you could bring any person in the world to be Ferrari team principal, who would you pick.
Spike SharkYT
If you were to start a f1 team what would be the name and who would you have as a team boss?
Angus Greene
Nico Rosberg: discuss.
CH
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt
Paying $3.50 For 1 Pod a Month
Do you believe that CultLH will ever recover from 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵
Pontus
Would you rather be cellmate with Jos Verstappen or Paul Di Resta?
Alex Bell
If RPM was a racing team, who'd you have as your driver's and principal
adzmofo
Who would win in a 3 way naked caged death match between Lance Stroll, Nikita Mazepin and Pastor Maldanado?
SeymourVadge
Dream car to own?
MVRK
How is Lance Stroll DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the Burning Man disaster?
Ryan-m334
Would you rather be a verstappen shagger or be a part of team LH ? Also my offer to translate for Bernie Collins still stands.
Felix Deimler
3some with Vitch tits & Helmut Marko or kiss the devil himself Paul “my fuckin radio doesn’t work” di Resta?
Sam Sulek
Favourite Michael Schumacher moment? BEFORE THE ACCIDENT if possible please
Richard Strocher
Do you think Helmut Marko belongs in an elderly care home?
Angus McDongle
Who is the biggest cuck on the grid and why?
OTBoney
What are your thoughts on the recent drive changes and announcements such as pooist pamolton staying at mercedes and what would be your dream teams for the whole grid?
Bootstrap Bill
Do you think hemut Marko was a part of hitler youth
Ya Boi Rip
how do you and how often do you shave your head to preserve the mohawk
Angus Crawley
Danny Ric or Liam Lawson, who's first to fall in the red bull cuck machine?
Jabingus
In what ways is the American military industrial complex involved in Formula One?
Fernando Guimarey
Read my DM you slippery little bastard
TuX
Do you think we should be slowing the fastest cars on track with a Balance of Performance adjustment or should it be how F1 has always been in that one team can daddy dom every other team for years until they catch up?
Chris Allen
Do you agree with Dr. Helmut Marko that Mexicans are inherently unfocused and that’s why Checo is bad?
raycho5
Rip leg brace lady and shout out to her family
Vin
When Caleb finally tells Jeremy Clarkson to fix his own tractor, are you next in line to the throne? I feel you are could be the Clarkson heir apparent between the mutual love of motorsports and your love hate relationship with small farm animals.
Jacek Szczepaniak
Or who
The Freedom Tower
Which would be your dream Grand Prix to go to?
Osama bin Latte
Lil'Kimmy intensifies
God
Thoughts on an f1 team from Sheffield?
Sam Miles
If we goin after yuki we gotta figure out where Nikita mazepins tank is too
Jim Keane
If each team was a genocide, which genocide would they be
Ben K
How disturbing is it that there is an army of psychopaths following your glorious teachings and somehow we all have a common interest in F1?
George Hutchings
should we ban DRS? Pit stop talked about it. Want your take…
George Hutchings
Good q
raycho5
Will you read the romance novel about Daniel Ricciardo? (Overtake My Heart)
Faust Eldritch
Blackstappen vs Whitemilton, sounds like fight between brands of tea
MiddleAgeRage
Well I can’t say it’s Lawrence Strolivitch… but I also can’t say it isn’t.
Jake Wood
Given how the cost cap has been implemented and how everyone follows the rules SOOOOO well, if you had the choice before it was introduced, would you still have liked to still have the cost cap? Or what would you change?
SteelyEyedMissileDan
Maybe we'd be faster if F1 made some changes. 1. ditch the 5-light system for a starting gun. 2. replace the podium champagne with Mountain Dew. 3.Play Def Leppard's 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' during the mountain dew ceremony. 4. make all the Canadians and Italians stay home. 5. make Yuki apologize for Pearl Harbor
toto wolff enthousiast
How much heroin does ur barber actually use??
Soebe
How much square meters could you stir if you attached a cultivator on Paul di Restas bum?
Joe Hendry
Would you become vegan for a chance to be a world champion
Niall Kennedy
If you got a F1 grid pass, would you talk to Martin Brundle if he approached you? What would you say to him?
King Headass
What happened to that chick from the doctors office + where’s the next podcast you muppet
George Hutchings
Have you seen the muffin man? I think he lives down Drury Lane… please confirm?
MemoryMan
When are you going to get out of that bath and do an alternative live GP commentary?
Ben K
Who does own the clouds? You are not getting that line of questioning on P1 Podcast, that's why separates this channel
Sarajevo Joy ride
Which one is more disgusting miami gp or las vegas?
KoRFletch
Is it OK that ToTo can overlook verstappens 10 wins in a row but would murder anyone if Lewis won 10 in a row and slammed him for it
NoraWoodsy
If by some magical miracle you got on the F1 grid in a F1 car on what lap would you crash into lewis or max to basically cause WW3 on twitter.....sorry I mean X
NOT Podge
Why do you keep saying you have a weekly podcast when you don't you knob
Harry
and if AB21 gets mentioned one more time they should get a P45 in the post
Team El Haych
White Lewis Hamilton because even Greta Thunberg deserves cock
S Barker
Can I vote Tartan Window Licker ?
Oliver Corfield
Who would play Jos Verstappen in a Hollywood reenactment of daddy Jos putting his whole fam through a dry wall?
Furashu
How Massa not becoming the 2008 WDC is actually Pual's fault?
Tazio
what got you into F1 in the first place?
Toto Wolf's Snatch
If Princess Diana was a formula 1 driver what team would she be in?
Thoastie
If Red Bull were allowed to spend an unlimited amount of money and had 10 Adrian Neweys, how would the RB20 look like?
Harry
is it just me that thinks Sky Sports F1 have a favorite Team (with already know Ted slipped up)
Jennga, a Shagger
Why are you so wonderful?
Luuk Röst
Missed chance not going for Blax verstappen
Turbo25D
Would you do a collaboration with someone who is absolutely sane and normal like yourself instead of a fucktard
Terry Carr
Think Lando will be a Red Bull driver next year????
DingusFingus
Favourite Top Gear moment?
Callum Jones
Can we watch you shaving the sides of your head?
MiddleAgeRage
Russia has been losing ground in Ukraine ever since Latifi left F1. Coincidence? I think not. Is the Russia Ukraine war really just a front for Latifi and Mazespin to battle for the worst F1 driver in history? Who owns the clouds?!?
Peter Rackham
Your 2in into verstappen and Hamilton is 2in into you you going forwards or backwards
Eleanor Blythe
AKCHUAL REASONABLE QUESTION ALERT: How are you genuinely feeling about this current season, enjoying it/not?
Michael Daffy
How long till Lawrence has had enough
Christian Lutton
Do you think Lando will replace the Mexican Minister of Disappointment? Or who is your pick?
Spamham
Will you be taking over Birmingham City Council?
Satan's Avocado
Whats your ultimate fantasy band line up?
Anne
Have you ever attended a race? Which is your favourite track?
Tenacious B
Black Max, only because the comedic chaos that would ensue due to Lord Dark Helmut's inability to not be a racist twat to his favorite driver (instead of everyone else on the grid) would be poetic.
Couldbewrse
Who wins in a fight, Bernnie eccelstone, jackie stewart or Oswold Mosely.
Roscoe The Vegan Dog
Once the Masi shrine is built, would you require all visitors to wear pumpernickel smugglers?
Dylan Poingdestre
Would you rather Paul Di Resta in the RB fighting for a WDC or end the super entertaining Twitter war between the Verstappen shaggers and the mentally deficient Lewis Hamilton fans.
Côte de porc
When did you start wearing this magnificent thing on the top of your head ?
Aaron Page
How long do you think the Max Verstappen/Red Bull Dominance era is going to last?
Sarajevo Joy ride
Except for those on Epstine island
Jack Cleator-Popplewell
Isle of Man TT - opinions? and which of the F1 drivers would have the nerve to give it a go? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31RZ5wU-Fg0
butters_147
🤣
Wet Chin Of Strulovitch
Will you be driving for Alpine next year
Joey Burke
what do you thinks more probable ferrari having a sub 2 second pit stop or latifi going to red bull
Lange Man
What's the status on the cute dentist girl? We need to know
Obreon
Will you hold a minutes silence for Wilcos?
Mg
After Versace and John Cena, can we expect @RPM to apologize to China as well given he edited his Dutch gp youtube video?
Many tanks.
How would you implement ferrari strategy into a SAW trap?
cedced29
Why arent Mario Andretti in have a F1 team with cadillac yet ?
Drippolini
What would you do If Paul di resta was locked Up in your Basement
Michael Maclean
It's pronounced Blax Ver13%ofthepopulationcommittingadisproportionatenumberofcrimespen
Skroeftie
It won't let me vote but obvs black max
JFM
Can we get a bathtub review dad? I haven’t washed myself in 5 years and I’m in desperate need for a deep cleansing. Your bathtub looks appropriate for my needs.
PeRfEcTly ReAsOnAbLe
You called? P.S. Status update on the Michael Massi statue?
Tobi H.
If you had to spend the rest of your life living in a flat with three current F1 drivers/team bosses as flatmates, which would you choose and why?
Mason
Will you narrate the audiobook of Overtake My Heart: Thicc Ric Races For Love?
Nicholas S
Was gonna ask this
Many tanks.
In what lagoon is nyck de vreis body?
Jip Hoogerwerf
If you can legally kill one person without punishment, how would you kill Paul di Resta?
Jonathan Daniels
Extremely easy
Sigmalonso
Do you have plans to expand your invesigaytive journalism and spend a weekend with a team? Preferably Haas
Heywood Jeblowme
Did team LH and Mercedes fall off cause the queens death, or did the queens death cause LH and Mercedes to fall off? Asking as a yank.
Olavo Alves
Would u prefer to dinner ALONE with Lance Stroll or to get your hair done by Bottas for a year??
John Bruer
20 drivers enter a ring, 1 leaves. Who is it?
Drive2UncleClive
Who's your favourite celebrity pedophile?
Marko
I'm assuming Lil Kimmy given the photo on the wall but, you never know
my hass is out
What do you think about rally drivers?
Kristian
Make a farming sim server with your Patreon simps if you still play the game
Louie Coles
When are we getting a Lil rocket ep?
Christopher Norris
did you ever drive a tractor after they didn't let you that one time?
Frankie Ahearn
What would you have done after Manza if you were Sainz? I would've clocked Charles Latifi straight in the face for being an absolute twat the last few laps of the race
Michael Maclean
Is 1999 the greatest season of all time. McLaren kept fucking up, Eddie Irvine was forced to do something other than call people cunts and Eddie Jordan had a massive 13" erection throughout the season. Damon was so shit he parked his car after getting molested by the man who replaced him at Williams and Jacques Villeneuve was experiencing the fallout of the hubris of man. Absolute banger of a season and we need the official RPM verdict
heretheyare
have you seen those f1 povs on tiktok? they’re rough lol
Sarajevo Joy ride
Why do you refuse our demands for an intro. Do we need to come to your bungalow/menth laboratory to have a reasonable discussion?
Ismayil Mirzali
Do you think Abu Dhabi 2021 has severely damaged people's brains beyond repair such that we'll be facing a crisis of newborn babies being retarded straight from the Mercedes factory?
Gustawk
What do you thin f1 should do about wet conditions? Let vitch tits kill everyone in 0 visibility or wait while we are getting bored to death?
Nokia32Glen
Did Toto Wolf have a mental break when Maxi Pad won 10 in a row?
Robert Tredgett
Wtf 😂
Tybz
This is a reasonable question, please treat it as such
Keszeg Roland
What's your favourite vegetable?
NatOB
Hahaha this had me rolling 😂 forgot about her
Prefect Racing
Are you going to come drive the race car or not?
ThaHammett
Go to a race and interview #TeamLH in real-life
Bas Eastwood
So what happened to the dentist girl? You said she was into you and after that you didn't give any updates. When you become an international superstar, we get the right to intimate details of your love life, so bring dem deetz
Jackson Halasz
Does Paul di Resta have weapons of mass destruction?
BlackJack
Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?
NatOB
Blick verstip
NotSands
If you'll get the chance to have 20 minutes to be in a f1 team garage and film rage against the grand prix in their f1 car will it be ferrari or alpha tauri featuring liam lawson?
Marko
Favourite dictator and why?
Robert Tredgett
Whenever Theres’s a new rule change
Tickle
Do you believe in the conspiracy that in fact, Sir, this is a Wendy’s?
Toasty Jam
If osama bin russel ever crashed with Logan Sargent would 9/11 2 happen ?
Lou Sassle
Thoughts on the one true motorsport? https://youtu.be/oPJcogTIE5A?si=lfQV5QCFBn08Q7KC
Fredrik
How is leg brace lady doing, one year after her visit at Monza?
Moulin Splooge
If you want to make sure the videos exist somewhere that people outside of Patreon can view then you could post videos up on Odysee which is like YouTube but they won't censor or take down your videos because of bull shit. I think they even have a sync that will automatically pull in videos from your YT.
Sean Scott
Give us your predictions for each seat next year?
SadWilliamsFan
Should Paul di Resta be put in front of a military tribunal for his war crimes? Or would it be better to glue him to the track like the just stop oil twats?
Goldiee1
Why is there a pea sized lump on my left testicle?
ILLUMINATI
When have you started watching F1?
Sean Berg
Why did you say “chinks”? I fuckin told you it was a bad idea. Will you start listening to me now?
Nicholas S
That was exactly my thinking too lol
ghaaaa
Agreed, he gets one chance at redemption
Christian Horny
Fuck, marry, kill….Pual deresta/lance stroll/Michael massi
Nedzo's F1 Grid Box
Who is more of a disgrace to the world of Formula 1, Lance Stroll or Helmut Marko?
lime
thoughts on lewis hamilton as the next James Bond?
Robert Tredgett
Is there one?
Ondřej Brož
Tricky
Jonn Alfaro
White or wheat bread?
kuki5050
Bwoah
Bloth
Assuming slavery was still a thing, how good of a slave would Hamilton have been, and why would George commit arson to the cotton field
Valkyrie
What would you do if Paul, the devil himself, Di Resta returned to the F1 paddock?
Jordan Briggs
Where is your favourite place to go in Yorkshire and why is it Meadowhall?
Joas
What are your thoughts on Joshua Mason who’s been stinking up F2 recently
David Maes
Black Max, Because we could call him Blax Verstappen. Doesn't work as well with Lewis.
Gavin Franzon
Thoughts on Sainz and Leclercs relationship after Sainz’ mom and dad spoke up?
Christopher Norris
he already answered this and he picked the wrong one
Philly B
Would you rather listen to Paul De Resta commentate every race or live at Meadowhall?
Dupey
Out of the 20 drivers, who do you think you could beat in a fight?
Renzo
North or South Korea?
Jackary
Which team do you think princess Diana would support
Josh Skelton
Would formula 1 be more exciting if each driver was given a pistol loaded with a single bullet? Let's be honest, this had to be one of the next stages of Michael Masi's master plan
Rachel Gunning
Got my vitch tits t-shirt back. How do I celebrate?
Eyeswift
Is Max Verstappen gonna Rosberg retire, allowing Alonso to take the seat and win the WDC 6 years in a row? I NEED YOUR PROFESSIONAL INSIGHT
the dan dude
Can you rate each race of the 2024 calendar from shit, to alright, to absolutely slaps?
Kev Rickman
Did you shag the hot receptionist at the dentist?
Roy Franssen
Do you still play farming simulator?
Jorge C
Did you get the girl number from the dentist after she asked what you did for a living? I am sure after watching the videos she’s a groupie! 😂
Slight Moron
Which is better in your eyes: Fender Player Telecaster (75 year edition) in butterscotch, or a Fender Squier Jazzmaster in Surf Green?
Aidan Jeffes
Would you consider doing live commentary on races for the patrons?
butters_147
Lewis is already half white so Blackstappen it is! 👍
so_sad
Do you make women call parts of your body “pumpernickel” when entering 4th dimension?
Rachel Gunning
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE DENTIST??
nano22007
Where is the discord chat?
Sancho Roja
How did none F1 team breach the cost cap???? Are the Strolls into something!?!!!
nennu
Which one in your professional journalistic opinion is hotter, Carlos or Charles?
siloz
are you still planning on doing something with that rocketpoweredmohawk.com website? also top 5 alice in chains riffs?
Tickle
What would you wanna see Stroll go if it meant Latifi got his seat?
Sam Berry
Is pual di rests haunting the Ferrari team with overbearing autism?
Evan Madden-Nadeau
What’s the worst f1 teammate and team principal combo you can think of
THE NERVE
When will we see the return of your Nan? She has been missing for many moons.
Jonathan Daniels
Shag Marry Kill: Gunther Toto Max
Trike PJ
blaxstappen ftw
Mclaren Enjoyer
Blax Verstappen. First black F1 driver to win 10 races back to back. A real pioneer of diversity in our sport
Tom
How many Nicholas Latifi’s would it take to destroy the world?
Harry Dawson
Would you rather shag Paul De Resta or braid Hamiltons hair?
Ondřej Brož
Shower or a grower?
Sam Miles
Why are Americans so terrible in f1
SHIMPLETON
I already got one of those lmao
Ginger frisbee neek
Who is a greater threat to western society, Putin or Russell?
SadWilliamsFan
Super Blax!
ghaaaa
Ass or tits?
Bence Gábor
What’s your favorite sex position?
SmollPP
Aren’t you even slightly ashamed of yourself?
natlouu
When do you think Red Bulls dominance will end?
SHIMPLETON
Black verstappen fans would be unstoppably hilarious
Taaha R
F1 car with a Nissan Micra engine or Micra with an f1 engine
AR
Blax Verstappen all the way
Mexcure
Not touching that poll
Mark Townsend
Are you related to the farming fetus on Clarkson Farms?
