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The Nerve #13 - Massa and the milk song

🕑 Added 2023-08-20 17:44:37 +0000 UTC

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Thomas Tarleton

Nah imma do my own thing x

Brenton Sword

Stop stalking me

Thomas Tarleton

And its a shithole

BiZr

i didnt know i was missing this till i got it, papa lil rocket

The Jundland Monk

The first 15 minutes of this Epic Address should be mandatory listening for all children ages 10-17 years old.

Nightwalker RN

2:50 “he’s a pianist, a pianoist, a peenist, HE PLAYS THE PIANO!” I’m fucking crying 😂🤣

Eithacos W

just thought id say this, the US government says they have aliens so we are alone in the universe

Angel Ricado

No technology. Wtf is a usb stick, you pumpernickel.

Julian Casalins

You should hire a hacker to hack into max mosley's iCloud, I don't think he'll be too agitated about it, I want to see the video

francis reddyhoff

Has Di Resta’s family been released by the American government yet? Also no usb stick has arrived but the pidgin is dead 🤦🏼‍♂️

Lawrence Stroll

Are we going to be blessed with a nerve #14?

Skywalker

in this wonderful world we all have issues mr mateja x

Paweł Mateja

You have issues. Get a life

Skywalker

Weekly podcast my fucking ARSE. You better get your act together hair boy before I get that rainbolt bloke to pinpoint your exact location - and you know he'll find you. We'll have the Molotovs ready. Your shitty plumbing and the tv licence man will be the least of your worries bitch.

Jennga, a Shagger

I know some people who can open your mail and scream at the water company…for a small fee. I’d be happy to be your personal assistant and handle that kind of stuff. 🙂

BlackJack

He leaves us with no option, no podcast this week we must burn down the bungalow

Brenton Sword

Daddy, can we get a recreation of crash gate as a Christmas video please 🙏 X

Brenton Sword

Canberra is a city here in Aus. “Can-bear-ah” 😂

Bence Gábor

Listening to this cunt while in the louvre. The paintings get a whole new meaning

Harry Burgess

Look I'll admit when it's a bit idiotic that Mark did a milk commercial, but I must stand firm. The brand is Canberra Milk. It's an absolute delicacy in Canberra.

Bogdan

I just became a patron and i dont know if i should use this as ASMR and sleep with it on loop in the background or wank to it, but either way, the 1 minute and 40 seconds of it i've listened to so far were top notch. A well spent 5 bucks or whatever it costs. How much for feet pics?

Snail Chaser

yay

Eddy Jenkins

You never disappoint with the podcasts

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

burn down the bungalow

SpookyMindz

FP1 begins NOW! Where is the fucking video u twat?

Satan's Avocado

Edit faster jizz tonsils

Satan's Avocado

C'mon Piss Pod Pig Tits Poo Pants where's the fookin' video???

Prefect Racing

I have it on good authority that RPM was on a side mission aiming at Latifi's balloon when he shot down that Wagner plane in Russia. That's why the video is taking so long. RPM can't aim, we have no video, and Latifi is planning his next attack. Shout out to all of us.

The Wolf

It’s good to see the RPM community be patience and relaxed, accepting the artistic process that has no stopwatch and agreed to burn his house down not earlier then tomorrow.

John Cameron

1 hour a day making content, 23 hours a day getting the mohawk right...

Evinak

that youtube channel looking dusty af, mate

Cooper

if the video isn’t dropped by tonight Sheffield is leveled

Juji Ide

As an IT guy I love that our leader using fucking IPoAC (IP over Avian Carriers) to send us our medicine.

Frankie Ahearn

He lives thought you and Massi might’ve been taken by PDR to his goblin bridge.

Snail Chaser

EDITING RIGHT NOW SO THE PIGION LANDS TOMORROW and PDR couldn’t kidnap anything

Frankie Ahearn

Please give us a sign you’re okay! Need to know Pual Di Resta hasn’t kidnapped you.

lime

sending a ladyboy to the bungalow if no vid by the end of tonight

Côte de porc

Nah man i think if any chick is mad enough to get into a serious relationship with DA MOHAWK, there is no way she is not as mentaly ill as him, and in the same way.

Côte de porc

When are we getting dentist lady update ?

Mike

*awaits the patreon pigeon*

Frankie Ahearn

Love the vids and know you got shit going on but hurry up mate. Where’s the vid at? Latifi has probably got his masters in business by now

Ryan Walkinshaw

Fuck yeah straight in the butt

Michael Massi

This guy looking to talk to rockets manager, lmao.

Kenneth B.

10:15

JJ

There’s also “the minivan”: Two in the front, five in the back.

Foley's Wedding Planner

23:04 When you put it like that, suing the FIA seems like the logical next step. Totally 180*ed my opinion tbh.

Foley's Wedding Planner

I'd fuck it off into the barrier too if I had to do a commercial signing about milk.....

Foley's Wedding Planner

"....and yes I have the clip of him singing about milk" God I love his journalistic approach to F1....

Jayy Succ

Join the mob

Nathalie

As an upstanding member of the community who's also had their fair share of the mundane distractions that interrupt one's divine work, I'd like to show a little support and understanding to RPM for not being able to post as much as we would like (which is every 5 minutes, let's be honest). Good luck, and goodbye.

Jayy Succ

You said a couple days you cunt, i know where you live and im gonna go down the street and burn your fucking parents house down. Kys rocket powers dipshit

Eithacos W

im happy with audio, hes only asking for 3 dollars a month

Eithacos W

a roller coaster

Eithacos W

i believe you

John Cameron

youtube ---- This Is Oracle Red Bull Racing's F1 2023 So Far... --- @ 5:55 red bull car with 3 on the front, cant tell if its a 2023 car or 2022. either way, watch out checo....

Sava Saavedra

No such thing as a great grunge vocalist, ye git

Cooper

you said tuesday cunt where’s the fuckin vid

Fistful of Drachma

The first signs of a psychotic breakdown include apophenia and mania. This will stop being exciting when the radio tells you you're being hunted for sport.

MPKilroy

Two in the pink and one in the stink is known as the Shocker.

Frankie Ahearn

Drop the vid you wanker

Joe

You think the YouTube slog are wondering if you’re still alive ?

IML337

Anyone from Canberra (which is a shit hole) who is remotely famous, ends up in a Canberra Milk ad, singing the jingle. It's expected. Webber is probably Canberra's only world famous export, and if he ever a won a WDC, he would have been placed under even more pressure to sing the jingle, because he would have been even more famous. And yes I acknowledge this sounds like nonsense, but as we all know, Australia is upside down.

Stroll's Favorite Window

There's established protocol for this. IP over Avian Carriers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

PHLATearth

The Mohawk entered the 4th Dimension. We are ready to hit 5D

PHLATearth

Pay me and you can still edit the videos.

PHLATearth

I just love how the stuff what I commented here like 6 to 12 months ago makes it's way into the broadcast. That's some investigaytive journalism

PHLATearth

This is DEEP! THIS is Gold...

Neshkan

wherezzz the videooo??? This is a deth tret!!!!

John Cameron

Here Rocket. SERIOUS POINT PLEASE LISTEN. I genuinely think you should do a 15-20 minute weekly news roundup podcast. nothing fancy, just turn the mic on at 2am in the Corsa and have a rant and then upload it (or Pidgeon or whatever) *edit* after a couple of capri suns for maximum effect

HaasSymp

Iwantacarrierpidgeontobringmealatte

FOErari pit sTRAGEDY

First, I plan to play your advice for my children so they know you can be a total fuck up and still find yourself a cog in the relentless machine of servitude, much as you have done. Second, the greatest grunge vocalist was Scott Weiland, you uncultured Nazi pig.

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

is it too early to begin threatening to burn the bungalow down due to a lack of content.... its only been 24 hours.......

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Yes everyone is disappointed with you....but you have to remember these people are morons" is such a great quote

BlackJack

Burn down the bungalow

G. Gordon Litty

I read the gay Obama letter and it comes across less as him admitting he’s gay and more that he’s trying to get ethereal bisexual pussy from the local goth communist chick at Columbia

Spexicano

In defence of Mark Webber, Canberra Milk is delicious.🥛(Hello Aussie Patreon crew)

SennaWasADiddler

So just went down the rabbit hole that was Max Mosleys life. Didn’t know about the whole dad being a facist thing cause ‘murican. Wonder why he was all about having sexual relations with women in “totally not, but not totally not Nazi uniforms”

butters_147

You make mowing my lawn so much more enjoyable sir. Although, my neighbors probably think I'm half nuts, walking around giggling like a school girl while cutting said grass. Thanks for the hard work. The countless hours of digging through peoples trash trying to get the scoop. Dodging CIA operative bullets trying to bring the truth to the people. You are appreciated fine sir. 🙏 There is no one in the community that upstands (real word) taller than yourself. Lookin forward to the vidya. 🤙

Evergreen

Not gonna lie, I'd love to see Massa acting out emojis for money. I have nothing against Felipe, I just think it would be absolutely hilarious. 😆

Foley's Wedding Planner

"you have to delegate responsibilities....do you know what that word means? Cause I don't"

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Now then, which came first, Damon Hill's World Championship or that advert he did with Murray Walker for overpriced cheese on toast??? Also, I thought Audi and BMW had already invented a vessel that goes from zero to the speed of sound instantaneously? You've already seen them, at traffic lights, when the road goes from two lanes into one!!

Achmed Rosenstein

MarkWebber quote “Seriously, Oscar, just do the milk song and if you get a podium this year, next year you can do the cottage cheese. Not so bad, right?”

Eithacos W

i think instead of buying the broadcasting rights to F1 you should buy WTF1 and fire everyone except CIAran and just make the podcast him telling us about the aliens and where elvis is

Lange Man

Amazing content as always. We do need an update on the dentist girl though, did she see the video and are you slinging dick?

John Doppelhauer

I understand you want to do a audio podcast, but if its going to be two weeks in-between uploads we, as patreon's, deserve a visual podcast. If its weekly an audio only is fine, but that isn't what you have been doing.

aux

iiiiIiii i i i iiiiim a Canberra milk kid, so glad you found this

ZABO

Christ has truly risen.

Frisk

Dentist hunt begins

Marco

Brilliant as always! Hurry up with the new episode you cock!

Aaron Page

Ah, nothing like blaring some of the best investigative journalism while I clean my apartment to keep my neighbors away

Eric Schmitz

Great episode mate. This white noise is a light in the dark during this boring ass summer break

Josh Cross

Wonder if that pep talk involved a couple new bruises...

Nathalie

Great episode

Paweł Mateja

Man I cannot wait to see how Massa'sasasas case will develop:D Juicy scandal. Thanks for a nice Sunday evening bro!

Michael Massi

Rocket: impending sense of doom and despair breeds success Leclerc: signs new deal with ferrari

Phyuck Yiu

What they don't show in the Max drifting video is that between takes Jos gave Max a "pep talk" in private. That's why he got good so fast.

ColorfulNight

DENTIST UPDATE BUDDY?

Team El Haych

For gravy it equates 5 American heart arteries

Snail Chaser

what’s that in stone or pints of gravy

Team El Haych

Layne Stayley was 6’2 and about 120 pounds when found dead in his apartment, that’s 54kg for you fuckin queen tit suckers.

Prodigy

She could be any one of us

Frisk

Where is the DENTIST UPDATE

Zipa

RPM is going to return to abandon civilization and return to monkey.

Vin

Imagine Massa trying to argue in court that he would have had the WDC locked up if the FIA hadn't screwed him over, and the FIA going through all the hundreds of ways he could have still lost the championship, and the judge just stops everyone and looks at Massa and asks "which team did you drive for at the time?" and Massa says "Ferrari" and the judge just goes "lol, case dismissed"