The Nerve #12 - The Great White Hope

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

Who the fuck has the kind o resources to comb the internet for something construed for a reaction from seven fucking years ago? The mossad that's who!

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

What's wrong with huwhite supreemassay? That's a good thing! Abu Dhabi 2021 was a blessing from the lord.

Mickey Mouse on Crack

As a fan of NASCAR under da knee under da knee

Tony Stark

Question. Nuthin seryos If 99% of teamLH are black, does that mean black people are the craziest ones on this planet?

Free RPM Now!

They must have come for daddy. Where’s the new nerve?!

Petronas Shareholder

Bruh gas is cheap as shit there and they literally pump it for you

Jascha van Aalst

"and shoutout to his family" had me in tears.

dutcharest

i can't believe logan sargeant is actually a jihadist veri insightfu

MaximusShaggius

And the white supremacy is even spelled out in the name ”Race control”, clearly not a coincidence… THROW THEM IN JAIL

NelsonQueefet

How dare you mock Saint Jesus George Floyd of Fentanylicus?!?!

A carrot.

The moment you mentioned Portugal I knew where that was going hahaha

BlazingGandalf

Rapinhoe (or whatever) is a fascinating character. I always forget about her but she demands to Pop up in my feed every 6-12 month with increasingly stupid demands for the USWNT. For example to get paid better than the men (not equal) and sueing for it despite 1. They being offered the same deal as the men before and denying it in favor of one with guranteed wages and 2. Even after being told that they, in fact, ALREADY earn more than the US mens team. Even thus fact has not stopped her crying.

Dylan Poingdestre

Jersey 🤣 I live there lol. Not as cheap as made out….

Frankie Ahearn

Hey dickhead, met Gerry Cooney “The Great White Hope” at an AA meeting great guy. Only reason I knew who he was because of your rants thanks

Josh

I was laughing my balls off at the last nerve but this one is next level.

Joas

I’m going to order Nicholas Latifi to fly his hot air balloon into Sheffield at this rate

Evinak

oi, how about u stop shagging the dentist's assistant and show up for work u lazy millennial, or r ya one of them gen z cunts technically?

Evinak

where banana?

Côte de porc

He's tryna stop our lord and saviour from speaking the truth

Côte de porc

Lawrence probably poured some chemicals down RoPoMo's internet network

LemUhu

Better be HIROSHIMA. I’m abusing caprisune while waiting you to upload today.

Riley Byng

You've finished recording. Why does it take 16 hours to upload a podcast? Is Stroll handling the upload?

Gabor Gombotz

Hurry up twat

OsamaBinstappen

It better slaps as hard as chris brown

NOT Podge

It's "tomorrow" now - what's the fucking holdup???

Jayy Succ

I reckon now is about the right amount of time to start threatening your family

Holelander

Woot woot! Hubba hubba.

Hunter Biden

I AM CALM

Snail Chaser

i have an actual VIDEO ready to broadcast and I just recorded the nerve so that will be out tomoz and the video in a few days STAY CALM

Côte de porc

Post something or im gonna loose it

klakmen

oy fuckface where the podcast at

Betio Chaps

BREAKING KNEWZ: r.mtdv.me/articles/man-with-mohawk-found-in-ibiza-ditch

Washedmilton gets no clunge

THE FUCKIN NERVEEEEEE

ColorfulNight

you doing alright buddy?

Verstappen Shagger

The summer break is for the teams and drivers…not you, you slippery little bastard. You better wind your neck in!

Evinak

not just the nerve... the AUDACITY!

Holelander

If it takes any longer i WILL blow my RAPE whistle. I’m NOT kidding.

Arc Tru

The nerve, THE NEEERVE!

Bas Eastwood

FACT: Did you know that Schumacher used the same watch as RPM while actually driving his Benetton? It can be seen glued to the steering wheel with the bands ripped off on several pictures. It only makes sense that two legends of this sport wear the same watch. Btw I shagged ur mum last night.

Eithacos W

yeah the whole house is a bit much, maybe just burn down his bathroom

KoRFletch

Oh no I have, just sometimes it looks a bit much like people saying their gonna burn his house down

Jaxorb

Where new podcast 🤔

zulongi

You’re late, Investigate faster dickhead

KoRFletch

😌

John Cameron

STAY CALM?

KoRFletch

people need to chill the F out, he will post when he's ready, calm it down.

John Cameron

your release schedule is as shaky as an Alzheimer's patient in a washing machine.... much love haha

Cooper

Sheffields gonna fuckin get it mate

Cooper

oi cunt fuck is the pod

Daniel

Hurry up cunt

Ty

We need a new video NOW or we burn Sheffield to the ground

Tony Kalliojärvi

RPM's content is like project manhattan. Takes years of genius work to cook but when it drops, it absolutely RIPS!

Ghost of Michael Masi

Wheres the next bideo

Ionut Alex

RPM throwing traumatic life events in the podcast like he's Verstappen lmao

Shubham Seth

Oyi dickhead, fix a schedule motherfucker... or I swear I'll storm into your house and rip that thing off your head

Taylen Houslip

I second this

John Cameron

well, that's it, LTT is fucked....gunna need you to adopt their upload schedule and get 100+ employees now to entertain me...

Richard Zlobinski

A bit out of topic but have you noticed that a lot of random internet stores are selling your vitch tits and nerve intensifies tshirts? Seems unfair, somebody just used your ideas and signs it with rpm name 😔

Garrat M

As someone who also watched NASCAR, Noah Gragson getting fired over a meme is just an excuse for his team to fire him with cause and not have to pay him more money. He was a bad Cup driver and he wouldn’t have been able to race with the team next year because they’re switching from Chevy to Toyota and Chevy was refusing to release him from his development contract with them and also wanted want his team to pay Chevy 3 million dollars in rent if they kept him on next year.

SennaWasADiddler

I need a burner account on Reddit. TeamLH banned me from r/lewishamilton and I never even posted in there!

iambreed

Some news about F2 driver Oliver Bearman dropped today and I immediately thought of the Nerve #6 where you play that GOD AWful clip of the F2 drivers talking about margarita calories. Bearman isn't even in it but god damn you RPM for making me think F2 drivers are all twats and ripe cunts.. even though he probably is too.

LePain

I didn’t have a burner account now I’m banned on twitter and can’t make a new account thanks to team lh

Foley's Wedding Planner

"If I'm getting canceled...let me quickly give the piss to Women's Soccer"

Foley's Wedding Planner

We just wanna know what happened to that nurse he mentioned a while back....

Foley's Wedding Planner

"If it walks like a duck....and it quacks like a duck...it's probably a white supremacist....unbelievable"

Foley's Wedding Planner

Did it really take us half a season to realize Logan was out of the championship? We shoulda known that by the first or second race, third TOPS and that's coming from an American who wanted to see him have even the smallest shred of success in F1. Hope he stays around.

Mike

It's time for another Q&A episode, surely we all have some more perfectly reasonable questions!

Charlie

I love your satirical take on politics and social issues. When you said that this is a dystopian hell scape, you hit it on the head. I would LOVE to shoot a video with you bouncing rants back and forth because I think it would be REALLY funny. A fat American and a Brit having a back and forth about globalist demons would be 🤌🏻. Also, I’m new to F1 (within 3 years) and WOW that also would be a gold mine. 😂. I love your shit man.

Holelander

I don’t want that for myself. Will be a hassle to admin that.

Joey Burke

daddy rocket, i’m trying get into youtube but every time i upload a video the video quality gets bummed by youtube, how to i fix it 🙏🙏

John Cameron

That's perfectly reasonable. BUT I WANT VALIDATION DAMNIT

Zxphxr

he once said that the list would be too long to include it in the video description and also he doesnt really do outros so that s probably never gonna happen but I support the cause

John Cameron

so when are you going to start putting the Patreon names in the YouTube videos so we can lord it over those plebs? I NEED VALIDATION

LemUhu

this is so raw its beyoutifooollll....

Callum Tart

My favourite thing with the Honda Dealership is that in the BTCC in the 90's John Cleeland drove for Vauxhall but ran a volvo dealership during the day. Show's how daft Teamlh can get.

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

I am so fucking happy rapinoe missed that kick. Anti-American cunt

CH

For the second weekend in a row i have whacked on the nerve during my late night trek home. Falling asleep to an angry rant about Princess Diana sending pictures of her twat on snapchat to dodi al fayed and Madeline McCann fidget spinners is an excellent way to wrap up an evening.

Windgeisel

Have been on holiday myself, so thanks for the update to news of the world. You just entertain the shit out of that lame summer break. In fact, I love your F1-Stuff, but please go balls deep on everything you love to mess about. btw: Its a pity for the US-Women-Team... and women-soccer in general. They had it in their own hands to push the sport, specially in the US, where its not that popular anyway. But since they are all annoying as hell, they fucked it up. Congratulations and back to start. There seem to be similar ways, western soccer-teams go woke and go home. Just check the mens soccer-team of Germany an their elimination-story in Quatar 2022. Its so funny, it hurts.

shawn m.

Out doing the weed trimming, listening away, the Madeline McCann fidget spinner line had me laughing out loud making the neighbors wonder what I'm on (besides these awesome HTFSE pens I've recently discovered 😵‍💫). Great podcast as per usual. 👍

Dmacdraws

I'm not gonna lie, that was a long walk through oil country to get to the F1 newspaper stand and find 3/4 of the pages missing.

Zulugwa

Im thinking about listening to this podcast for the second time. ITS SO FUCKING DEEP gachiHYPER

Zulugwa

WH OMEGALUL

so_sad

POV vich tits secretly listening to this https://i.gifer.com/2Gek.gif

j1358

Tapas in Portugal... Priceless

Skroeftie

You better upload again within a week or I'll kick ya nan in the puss

Stoned Pikachu

yes, even if its just you sitting in a bathtube and scream about random shit, without any editing

Holelander

Making career ending statements IS you career.

John Doppelhauer

I realize you want to run a podcast with just audio, but adding video only enhances your performance.

Vortyxc

no one like Meghan cause after being given the ability to make millions of dollars representing her country she openly despises it, and also she has admited to her favorite moment being equal pay and not winning one of the many world cups, (o and she and the rest of the USWNT lost to a u16 mens team)

Zulugwa

The God has returned and gave us another piece of a Holy Nerve to experience once agane. ZULUL

CMike

The Swedish women's soccer team that beat the USWNT was easily the most woke team left in the tournament. The USWNT just wasn't good this time around

Old Fart Rattler

So the RPM network is soon to be a corporation. Hmmm. Does this mean every piece of content will now need “The Boards” approval? Fuck sales! We all knew this was going happen. All the loyal piglets that have been hear since the beginning. And yes we all do pay to hear you rant about soccer, F1 and other things. But, we also have to realize that a creative mind has to work its magic. Even if it is done is a shed in the back yard. Apple computers were created in a garage and look where that ended up!!! #LETTHEGREATCREATE

Max

I think it’s fair to threaten to burn your house down because we are the paying pigs so the least you can do is scream once a week at us. I love listening to the gossip while I’m at work

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

Anyone who says "as an American" should have to deep throat a baseball bat

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

On the subject of the McCann's, did you forget about the Shannon Mathew's debacle the year after? Now granted it wasn't as posh as a holiday complex in Portugal, but some shithole Council estate in Dewsbury, to be fair her Mother Karen had a go!!!! Plus her Stepdad turned out to be a nonce with a shed load of kiddyporn on his P.C. So not only did they try and continue the "Retirement Plan" idea, they attempted to up the stakes too!!!!!!

Eithacos W

it was funny, its strange to equate incels to complaining about woke culture when its ubiquitous

RPM_Enjoyer

How do we know?

RJ Kassel

On Gragson: juicy story i got from a primary source, but I may or may not be full of shit He and his team have had a bad year, they arent getting along at all. The team is upset with his performance but have provided him with a tractor of a car. They were looking for a reason to sack him, and they found a like on an offensive meme from 3 years ago on his Instagram. The team themselves blew the whistle on the cancel, and also brought it to NASCAR which brought on the suspension. Seems like some #teamLH level digging I'm not trying to support the offensive meme, I just like the juicy gossip

Oli

Michael Masi? Gone Princess Diana? Gone Nicholas Latifi? Gone Little Kimmy? Gone Paul Di Resta? Gone Sinead O'Connor? Gone Every single person who could see past the Satanist veil of Sam Smith has either been killed or fired from Sky Sports, thus preventing them from revealing the truth.

Sergio Pérez Gutierrez

JAHAJAJAAJJAHAHA

Caloy Diaz

Throw them in JAIL! 😆

Grakenverb

I agree, perhaps a cock slapping on a table?

Grakenverb

Give the man a break, it was still funny. Babe Ruth had a .342 lifetime batting average, not every episode can be the best. Take your lows with your highs for fucks sake. You should go to the Ocean Club Complex in Portugal and chill.

Christopher Norris

Using your child for early retirement is almost as genius as the teamLH fan who faked his own death. Also, George Floyd's death isn't funny, just as 911, but Latifi flying a hot air balloon into the twin towers is, so..

Lulba

Pronato

when will we be able to buy stonks in RPM LLC?

heretheyare

Have you seen those f1 povs on TikTok? I feel bad for Leclerc lol

Zipa

Derek is just bitter because he was a shit driver, both in F1 and the BTCC, he crashed into more shit during his short time in the BTCC than Latifi did. Its clearly a HATECRIME

Holelander

In 2021 didn’t Masi say “it’s a race Toto, it’s a race.” Makes sense now.

Satan's Avocado

Don't pretend you didn't google search George Floyd porn immediately

Ian Dluvsdnd

I mean FIA 'Race Control' sounds pro lematic, it all checks out

Jonn Alfaro

What did he say about the shanade O’Connor bit? Aloha snackbar?

Hella Stackz

“The nerve”needs an ending sound. The explosion on the main channel video lets me know that a full broadcast has been achieved. With “the nerve” it just slowly dies and I don’t realize it has ended.

Martin Hoski

W Ian

aeonjade

Still can't wrap my head around Gragson being canned for liking a meme while someone like Santino Ferrucci has a seat in Indycar after his genuinely racist behavior.

Zachary Berry

SMH! RPM went soft! Only two klanspeople in the thumbnail? Scared to threaten to commit acts of terror to Paul’s house without qualifying that it’s just a joke??? I think he’s secretly become a double agent for TeamLH and when the time is right, he’s going to defect to North Korea like that US soldier the other day. Come to think of it, that guy was probably also a part of Team LH and is negotiating terms with Kim Jon Un to take RPM in after defecting!!

Kastengruberricharda

I can relate so yes, we are both right

Satan's Avocado

just sayin

Snail Chaser

fuckin hell Ian

Prefect Racing

The ocean club tapas are quite nice.

Satan's Avocado

George Floyd was also an aspiring Pornstar and had appeared in several movies, surely a better meme would be him shoving his massive cock down some girls throat with the caption "I cant Breathe"

MrDatel

Rage Against the Grand Prix - Austria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hYZANgj-b0

Paul

Actually we're down to 18 drivers for the world championship, Ricardo is also mathematically impossible (as is de Vries if he somehow gets a seat back). Thanks god Kevin and Yuki are still in with a decent chance ;)

ModalStorm1195

There was also the french f1 tv commentator that called vitch tits "the autistic" (his words). I think he got fired

Michael Oxlong JR

Not me listening to this podcast and manufacturing the most vile and offensive memes immaginable

FLY-SY FPV

Thought something bad was brewing

Bence Gábor

I think the real reason they’ll cancel daddy is because he, as a European, better yet a black British trans woman called the beautiful game ‘soccer’…how dare you. I’m taking this to the high courts as I’m typing.

Mat h

I zoned out for a minute and came back to hearing about madeleine mccann tablecloth. Great stuff 👍

Qas

Bitch it took you long enough to upload

Côte de porc

The only great white Hope i know is Gandalf, during the first lights of the fifth day

Wojciech Jaguś

Dinner tastes better when you're a bit hungry. An episode worth waiting 😉

TMR

Lmao! Your ending to your podcast is exactly how I felt. I was so close to making a comment asking why haven’t you posted you fuck I’ll find you! But then this podcast came out while at work and I couldn’t wait to get home and sit down smoke a joint and laugh my ass off to the best podcaster in the world! I honestly would love to listen to you comment on a race like crafty does I feel like that would be the most entertaining thing in the world. Not a race live but a recording. I would watch that and it’s easy to make. I am sure other would love this too.

Emilio Pereyra

Thanks for posting, I was HYPOTHETICALLY on the midst of planning on how to burn down your shed. To be fair you just saved me a big headache since my plan was getting out of control. All because I don’t know where in Britain is the shed located, so I was HYPOTHETICALLY contacting a couple of certain world leaders who have convincingly demonstrated how to mow down entire villages via ordinance and throwing ball park figures for how much ordinance would be needed to cover the lower half of the British Isles. But then of course you posted and saved Britain, congratulations you should be merited with the Victoria Cross by His Majesty The King.

Drew

“Slams his cock on the table” IS the deep race analysis we all come here for.

Crewneck Lewis

Same. Honestly w/ almost every opinion RPM has I’m on board with

Prodigy

He has burner accounts? He could be any one of us. I must get to the bottom of this conspiracy.

J. P.

As an American, I love your commentary on the US Women’s National Team. Never change.

Drew Goldsworthy

Do yourself a favor and look up Noah's dad. Shout out to Scott Gragson's family

Evinak

i've managed to completely ignore the womens world cup until it was brought up here... now that's influence. ok that's prolly way too much of an ego boost for some 20-year old twat. #stayhumble

J4K3

Thank you RPM for giving me some white noise to distract me from the hell I live in

Michael Massi

christ, team LH could find MH370 if they thought white supremacy brought it down

Cody

As an American I made it a habit since birth, to never allow the British to speak for me. I will allow it this once on the Rapinoe topic, much appreciated.

Tyler Hughes

Some McCann rabbit hole you got down there

Mike

For the next 56 minutes and 57 seconds, life once again has meaning.

nennu

You mentioned having burner accounts for many things… but do u have one to fangirl over charles leclerc? dont lie 🤭❤️‍🔥🏎️

Sil de wit

Does anybody in these commands even know her....

Sil de wit

Fack, Sinead OConnor was a gift to this world RIP❤️😭

Athinira

Posting this while I'm at work. The nerve!

Peter Pooler

Make an only fans and post the same content as here. That shit would be hilarious

Ellie

Post more often piss pig or I’ll have to become a member of #teamLH just to have entertainment in my life

Abd el Mounaim Chentir

I suddenly want to visit this hotel in Portugal 🤔

Martin Hoski

Right about fucking time scumbag

Jorge Colmenares

I literally stopped everything I was doing just to listen to a 1h rant! And I love it!

Fernando Guimarey

ANSWER MY REQUEST IN DMS YOU SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD

Louis Blanshard

King has returned

Amie Jardine

Aww thank god your back! I was getting worried you went on summer break piss pig 🥲🤣

Team El Haych

I guess my manifesto can wait until after this podcast.

MustardFacial

You keep calling him Poois Pamilton, when his name is clearly Poois Shamilton

Edivino Boveto Junior

LESSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jason Steptoe

After a rough day, I needed this.. Thank you.💯

Christopher Norris

perfect timing as always, listening in a bus in rome

Bence Gábor

I was thinking about when the RPM will reach the red zone again. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Jared LaLone

You’re right. And I am. But at this point almost a month without a video has brought me to addict-like disparity and withdrawal.

Oli

New RPM content, I AM NOT READY

George Hutchings

Rocket will donate an free merch if they can identify the GOAT in my PP

Kastengruberricharda

Be happy with the Podcast and shut up will ya

Kastengruberricharda

Life is a little better again

Johnathan R Sanchez

My butthole became inflamed as well

Pirelli Wets

I though he was going soft for a second, I take it back.

Jared LaLone

Video when?!

Humberto

Let's fucking go!

Carbon117

The sheer speed of the blood flow to a certain region when I got the notification

Rookie Moto

Tf was this while I was at work mate

Jackary

M8 it's after midnight, what are you playing at

George Hutchings

We’re all here for you boss ❤️

Côte de porc

If there is no "Paul de Resta" hate segment in this podcast, im resigning my subscription

George Hutchings

3 WEEKS AFTER THE LAST NERVE. SEND HIM TO JAIL.

Frisk

Never did I think I would be excited to listen to a man yell about fast cars, politics, and the devil himself, yet here we are.

RPMcultmember3469

Oh yes daddy!

Rasmus Baluch Rinaldo

He has risen again

SennaWasADiddler

I’m sure this will be a totally normal podcast

Remadas

Everyone asleep but the true followers

CT

YESSSSS

lime

we will be wanking to this tonight!

JFM

The piss pig has uploaded yet another banger

IVO

Oh god oh lawd

Jaren Schindler

Thank Jesus

George Rogers

Happy days

Tiago Dumont

Thanks. Going through a rough time and I could use this little pick me up.

Confused Tomato

This looks like it’s going to be pure fire

Alex Wilson

Sugar rush baby

John Cameron

YES

Chud maxxing

Finally, daddy is back after getting the milk

Slight Moron

Rocket should I start a podcast?

Tom Jak

OIIIII