The Nerve #16 - A Whole Lotta Hamas

McSamwich91YT

Thinking about using the name matt Gallagher next time i get a train ticket

Not_aNOOB

13:05 Pierre Gastly said FUCKING on a live broadcast... where is his penalty, FIA is DISGUSTING...

Josama Bin Sleepin

I am listening to this a year later and it’s just funny hearing about how we thought Sergio was getting canned at the end of 2023, AND HES STILL HERE

Pewis midfieldcarmerchantwashedmilton

Children in need is still a thing you fucking spaz

Mashrur Mia

Cirque du soleil does not have animals - it's not really a circus

Matt

I love your rants / tangents! You need more ! You have to get a sitcom about your life so fucking good xD

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

you are part of the LGBTQIA and whells on the bus go round and round?

Danny

Thank you rocket the pandemic was fake and made up

Caleb Duchan

Oh shit he answered my question

Caleb Duchan

Real Belly Laugh on Matthew gallagher

Ilka

Personally, I’m a femboy

Scotch terrorist

Oi dick head tomorrow is now TODAY! So where is #17? You degenerate Clacker Bag

Mar McDaniel

Question: who's your favorite dictator. Don't be basic, Mr. Hitler.

From Nan's Grave

It's time to take RPM to the next level. We need a live stream commentary on Vegas. Give the people what they deserve

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

(obvious lie)

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

two, three podcast episodes this week (obvious lie)

Rook

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ Im flipping tables over here waiting for more content! Lol i just cant enough RPM!! Keep it up you legend!!

PHLATearth

Listening to this the 6th time... But you know what? I always find something new

PHLATearth

Fuck The Farm Simulator ❗ NOBODY CARES !!! Cook Some Perez ...!

Alexandru Snaider

he'd kill himself as a ritual sacrifice on sky sports f1. this is known.

Hella Stackz

I AM CALM (sqeeek)

Mattia Binotto Gaza

I am so delusional for actually believing he will put out the nerv 3 days in a row for the next 3 days just to keep his promise for the lack of nerv, god I need help

TMR

Since RPM is English, and he has lied to us once again. 2-3 nerves to come this week. It’s Thursday and no episode. So don’t throw him in jail. Grab your pitch forks and off with his head! Feed him to the pigs! And if I see a video uploaded to the common wealth before the nerve will get book a flight to England and go to Sheffield and show my nerve lol

Seerius Jurnalist

Mate he said he’d start putting out more content at least this week dont get me wrong it’s all in good fun but I look forward to his videos and podcasts and some consistency at least on the patreon

NOT Podge

CALM DOWN

Hella Stackz

Why you lying for?

Seerius Jurnalist

“2 or 3 episodes this week to make up for the lack” yeah ok throw him in prison for warcrimes with the windowlicker i cant anymore

Cooper

when’s the next dental appointment? we need deets on your deteriorating love life

Snail Chaser

TOMORROW

NOT Podge

It's November now. November marks lilrockets 6 month dental checkup. Appointment booked yet? If not....why not? Also, where is the next episode you knob?

Maggicman

"This hot shot, latte drinking, tight assed, potential jihad"......bro I'm dead

Skroeftie

Norris is doing great you inbred muppet. Piastri is a generational talent but Norris has more to give. Put him in a decent car and watch that hypetrain start back up.

Lewis Mason

When the fucking next one

Heinrich himmler

Mate get the Fucking finger out

Ollie

Wait. Hang On. When Schumacher was winning at Ferrari in the early 2000’s…. 9/11 happened and the US invaded Iraq and Afghanistan and started a war. ………o_O

Duolingo FiatPunto

When is the merch?

David Perrett

Thursday… no nerve. 2 promised. WARCRIME Throw him in the rubber room with the window licker. IsSerIOus

LW2330

Cirque du Soleil has no animals

LW2330

Are you okay

PlantMomIdLikeToFertilize

10 minutes in and I hate to love how your brain works

Girth Brooks

Bro how much u burning for that 3 bucks

JaredPizza

They want what Valteri bottas was for Hamilton.

Harvey Price

Mathematics. Team lh is going to full flat earth on this. Watch the last 5 mins https://youtu.be/U16a8tdrbII?si=-0LDNjUfMoq6jUry

Paul Di Resta

The only benefit of this patreon is I get to yell at you when my nerve has been hit by your lack of content . Monthly sub is up on the 14th if you can't get your shit together I'm not renewing and you go to work at the FUCking AMAZON WHARHOUSE

Leah Warner

Truly a profit of our time

Merican

So much for the 2 or 3 episodes this week.

IamStupid

Can you livestream yourself making Carlos’ pancake recipe https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cyd5WrFgtbk/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Brenton Sword

Where’s the content you slob

CMike

There's way too many parts of the cars to check everything every race. If the norm is the check 4 cars then they can't check more just because some fail

Jos Verstappen’s Bastard

with a bag over her head... i would

Matti Acraman

How is your girlfriend Latifi? We haven’t seen her in a while and I’m starting to get concerned that you may have given her a puncture?

UrNansLeftNut

righto mate

A carrot.

more like danica fatprick

Biffatron69

kyle hamilton

Opinions on the mexican space program?

PHLATearth

How was the hockey game at the Utilita Arena Sheffield ? #Slashed

PHLATearth

Nuclear Weapons don't exist ❗ #NukeHoax

PHLATearth

Dua Lipa is dude too...

PHLATearth

Never gonna happen

PHLATearth

It's being #Hezbollahed

PHLATearth

That's a Dude, Mate !

PHLATearth

I'm Mattman... EMERGENCY BROADCAST NOW❗❗❗

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Hamas Bin Russel?

SCE2AUX

Also, when he replies that he’s “saving himself for marriage” its total bollocks.

SCE2AUX

its well known that rpm is a virgin. Only man on Earth to own an electric guitar AND get on stage and still can’t get laid. He’s the Nico Hulkenberg of getting laid.

SCE2AUX

Wojciech Jaguś

I think this crisis-ferrari story goes the other way around. I think it's Charles LeClerc who gives a signal to attack

Lil, bŕo

Would you do danica patrick

Christopher Wilson

Did you see that Lance Stroll missed the pit entry at the start of the Austin race? https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/formula-1/lance-stroll-us-gp-gaffe-31263585

Line

Is Hamas owned by Mercedes and George Russel

WantedManiac

QUESTION: Bottas has been punished for the incident with Lance Stroll in the mexican Grand Prix but I really believe it was Stroll's fault, what do you think?

Allen

What is the greatest all time piece of F1 memorabilia, and why is it Max's sombrero from the Mexico GP?

Emanuel N.

QUESTION: do you think that alonso will changes seats with Perez because he is done with Aston Martin and vich tits

Lewis Hamaston

QUESTION🚨🚨🚨if you could pair max verstappen with any driver dead or alive who would it be

John Cameron

😁😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥🔥

Regime Intensifies

jesus. you really just want to watch the world burn right?

We Are Checking

Question: If lance stroll was a femboy, would you illegally plank his middle eastern ding dong in front of the Sheffield city council?

Callista

Thoughts on a Twitter user accusing Oscar Piastri of murder. (CONTEXT: The Twitter user got him confused with Oscar Pistorius, the South African Olympian with no legs who murdered his girlfriend)

Lord Charlesworth lll

I think he's going to be perfectly calm and reasonable

Tristan

Question : How do you keep the Mohawk looking so fresh? Knowing your past history of social interactions with basically everyone, I can't imagine you at the barber.

NashTickles

Question: of the current drivers who haven’t won a championship, who is the most likely to win a drivers championship?

Isaac Vanderlaan

Jizz

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

RIP PEREZ AND SHOUTOUT TO THE UCRANIAN PSYOP

Charlie Hannon

what are your thoughts on the rumors that logan sargent was responsible for 9/12?

Allen P

& question: who in F1 would you dress up as for Halloween

Allen P

What about making an RPM F1 fantasy (sub) league?

cedced29

Mexican fans seems to be as mentaly sound as team LH. Do you journalism to se if its true.

Michael Massi

lewis plank wore out because it was fighting kerbs and white supremacy, ferrari forgot to give charles a plank, and gorge is a cop

John Cameron

I have a question.... want to know what your fantasy F1 team is...any two drivers from any era, any team principal, any engine manufacturer. 1go for Roman grosjean Pastor Maldonado The Merc engine from the W11 And ObviOusLy Benotto so the clown haired arsehole can say "we are checking" as turn one becomes the new Gaza strip EVERY SINGLE RACE.

John Cameron

I think there is one very obvious answer.....😂🇯🇵

Vlad

Do you think if Logan Sargent gets booted from Williams, his uncle will track you down and give you the CIA Award for Journalism?

Dingus McKraken

Question: What do you think of the Mclaren sponsor DP World? Bold move for Zak Brown to advertise his orgy network in broad daylight

FRESHY

QUESTION; how will you terrorise the Las Vegas GP????

Hamas di Resta

Calling it now there won’t be another episode for at least 2 weeks

Nathalie

THIS 👏🏻

Marnix Vandersmissen

Can‘t wait to hear RPM rip into Perez after the Mexico GP.

Tom Charlton

question for the next podcast - what would it take for you to reveal your identity? would you do it for your own f1 team and a shag with dua lipa?

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

question for next WeEklY PoDCASt: should daddy stroll send lance to fight against the bad hamas?

swaggerdoggo

Perez will be bummed by helmut with a hamas themed strap-on thats on fire. While beine waterboarded with diesel fuel.

swaggerdoggo

Shoutout to hamas lolllllll

Brenton Sword

Her name is Alice Hedworth btw rocket ✌️

Charles

Incredible episode

Nathaniel Darnell jr

Toto with a pumpernickel bomb. Imagine the seed shrapnel.

BananaFurmer

Leclerc didn't hit anyone lmao he got turned into pretty clear to see

Lawrence Stroll

About time a Nerve was released.

Oli

Is it possible to get through a few more questions in the Q&As? It seems like only 3-4 questions ever get answered 😂

Rian Lenjik

Question: What flavor jam do you think vitch tits licks?

arroz_de_tomate

Question: From all of the team pricipals, who do you think could pull the biggest terrorist atack with home made weapons?

HaasSymp

The voting registration bit should be submitted to the Guinness World records for the longest set up for a punchline.

Shubham Seth

Now that Israel is openly committing war crimes, will Ferrari be able to defeat Mercedes in the race for P2

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Just give Jos a cricket bat"

Foley's Wedding Planner

"this ones gonna be "fun" "

Foley's Wedding Planner

He doesn't frequent mental institutions and prisons, so probably not.

Foley's Wedding Planner

"I probably shouldn't bring this up because it has nothing to do with Formula 1 but...." Now hold on...let him cook.....

Jack Ashton

Who do you think is in the running for strolls seat when he is inevitably sacked?

Foley's Wedding Planner

'The inconsiderate bastards called off the invasion for weather"

Foley's Wedding Planner

"But this wasn't ebay....it was the global housing market"

Definitely Human

Now that would put asses in the seats. 🥁

Limp Mohawk

Is your YouTube channel going to remain all about F1 or are you branching off your Investgaytive Journlizm to other sports/people?

Mário Amaral

Have you ever been recognized in the wild?

Angus Crawley

Which F1 driver would make the best kamikaze pilot?

Ben

If you were an inch In Lewis Hamilton and max verstappen was an inch in you which way are you moving?

Oracle bread bowl racing

Now that Perez poopoo’d at his mariachi parade, what kind of sauce does Marko use to ingest him.

Michael Massive’s Massive Mate

Now we’re finally getting a farming sim do we need to start calling Poo-is Hamilton Moo-is?

Charlie

“A bit of a ding dong….” You nailed that but bud.

Paying $3.50 For 1 Pod a Month

I assume it will be for patreon and not for the Youtube commonwealth pigs

Paying $3.50 For 1 Pod a Month

discord server WHEN

Caloy Diaz

A lot of stereotyping across the events, of course — ex. Max with a sombrero, etc. and some promos are just cringey — ex. “The Formula” with smoke blasts in Miami, etc. Entertainment side of the sport, I guess.

Ez

I died laughing from you telling that fed you’re Matthew G 🤣

Caloy Diaz

Oh, ok, if it is only sarcastic, then, it is good. ☺️ I love the Mexico theme version, as well, esp. when the strings enter in the middle portion. I got confused, though, that you love the version but you find it disturbing I defended them making it (was that their ‘racist behaviour’)?

John Cameron

Does farm simulator have any explosives so I can pretend to be a femboy?

Vitch tits

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy_6crvoZIQ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== team lh being asked if Lewis likes having thick wood after a race

Vitch tits

They would get a few sideways glances if they did Erika themed start to the German grand prix.. ( look it up if you don't know)

R R

I will conduct my investigating research and give a shout out to your family if it turns to be true!

Mercedes fan

Michael Masi episode if memory serves right

Crewneck Lewis

MEXICAN MINISTER OF DISGRACE TO BANGLADESHI F6 CONFIRMED. DANNY RIC TO RB, LIAM LAWSON TO AT

Christopher

As always a lot to unpack but we got our farm simulator server.

Definitely Human

You missed the point entirely. IT's CaLlEd SaRcAsM. Of course I love it. Still Caloy, I find your defense of their racist behavior disturbing.

Erasmus B. Dragon

What kind of spastic retard plays farm simulator lol Jesus Christ help us all. Imagine grubbing in the dirt like a godamn peasant for *fun*. Nuke Florida and then every country in the the UK commonwealth

Caloy Diaz

You are subscribed to Rocket Powered Mohawk. You pay to hear Osama Bin Russell, Jihads It, Freedom Tower, CCP, S.S. Marko, Pumperschnitzel, and so on, and so forth. His. Words. What you are bothered with is that the Mexico Grand Prix organizers put time and effort on a local spin — and their own, mind you, not some other country’s appropriated — of the event theme? ☺️ If anything, they worked on a local extra that other hosts may also consider doing. ☺️

Richard

QUESTION: What was the first race you ever saw or, since you're a smack head with dementia and cant remember, what is your favorite race you ever saw and why?

Luke Sloan

If only Leclerc would have hit max instead :(

R R

Do anyone remember in what episode RPM said "suck your mom"?

Angus Greene

QUESTION: AI workers in Farm Sim 22: Discuss.

Definitely Human

🎶 How racist is that mariachi version of the F1 opening theme song? 🎶 You don't hear them doing an Italian version, or a German version... Do we get gongs and dancing Geishas in Japan?

J4K3

Not a question but there is good knewz... WILKO IS RETURNING!!! EVERYBODY STAY CALM

Kelly

Article 23.11 of F1's Sporting Regulations states: "Team personnel are only allowed in the pit lane immediately before they are required to work on a car and must withdraw as soon as the work is complete." I'm aware more teams do it, but Merc is the ones doing it the most (or at least shown on the broadcast as doing it the most)

Marcus J Osborne

Why the fuck does he keep his letters in the microwave? Lol

FLSP

I dressed up as Count Dracula for Halloween, but my friends thought I looked mor like Toto Wolf at the FIA Prize-Giving Gala .

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Glad to see the TV direction was on point as normal!!!!

John Cameron

I mean there are no rules against it? And more than Merc do it. And when your racing teams like Ferrari, they are dumb enough to fall for it 😂😂😂

Vitch tits

Window licker fucked it into bottas, daddy stroll needs to take that inbred to the woodshed

Kelly

Here's a question for the great Mohawk: Why does Mercedes never get punished for these fake pit stops? It happens at least once every few races, where we see their pit crew get ready, only to go back in when no one stops (and no, it's not because "they're doing the opposite of the other guy", because they don't).

John Cameron

Bye bye checo haha, should just stay on Mexico and give up the racing

Beanss

You are my favourite person on this planet x

Harvey Price

What computer format will you be playing farm sim on?

Satan's Avocado

genius and much more entertaining than the build up to the mexican GP

rob1896

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/weekly

Christopher Kennedy

Bye bye Perez, hello Danny Ric

Mclaren Enjoyer

Fucking Perez hahahaha

Superferrariman

Create the freaking discord and hit record 4 content ❤️

Furashu

What do you think of "rockstars" taking part in a commercial for fucking workday?! For me it's like Verstappen going to Mercedes to become Hamilton's bitch (2nd driver).

Marnix Vandersmissen

Or shag Lance Stroll‘s girlfriend?

Radezmaj95

If you had the opportunity to shag the dentist girl or get Lance Stroll out of F1, what would you choose?

Côte de porc

THANKS FUCKING GOD ITS FINALLY THERE, I CAN NOW DIE IN FUCKING PEACE AND CALM

Moore.or.less

Which wife/girlfriend of the current grid would you want to pump the most?

Abhishek Rai

You talk too much about the races these days. I’m subscribed for the unhinged rants. If I cared about formula1 I’d watch the races

Paul Reijbroek

Couple of Nerves next week? Hope that actually happens... In the meantime, please answer the following questions during the next episodes: 1. When's your next dentist appointment? Has the assistant filed the restraining order already, or does she wait until just before your appointment? 2. How's the table after the second time you flipped it? Did you have to buy yet another one? 3. Do you think Ferrari stole the gas from Gaza to fuel the cars in Q3 at the Mexican GP to get pole position, pulling a Ferrari strategy because it's the worst track to get pole? 4. Are you ever going to do a tour like the 38-year-old baby and the forehead from the P1 podcast? 5. When's your next video from the bath tub?

Regime Intensifies

are you mental? use google you pineapple. it was introduced at the height of the industrialization when people replaced their candles with electric lightbulbs to see anything in the dark. it was supposed to save energy and it did. I agree with you that it is pointless nowadays but your two questions show that you don't even know what a point is. sounds american tbh

Regime Intensifies

and in which 3rd world shithole country are you residing at the moment if you don't mind my asking?

ikeastolemytable

I'm gonna ask this again until it gets answered: What do you think will happen with Mick Schumacher at the regime? This week there was some 'knewz' about some driver being the new Mercedes backup. I personally think they will use Mick as a test dummy in their crash tests because he is so good at breaking a Formula 1 car in half (shoutout to Gunther and his door)

TMR

I have a follow up question on my last question since you got excited for a hot second when I said max and Alonso to stop pewis and then said no you can’t. But I think you need to stop being a scaredy-cat let the old goat have a fast relabel car and actually have a fight with max. We all want it and RB would love the attention.

Kevin nguyen

Question for the nerve. Would you rather race engineer for pual di resta or the Canadian spastic??

Cordless Dildo

Even though watching F1 race live at a track is the biggest scam since Alex Albons mum, to which F1 race would you actually go to since your enterprise is gaining traction now and you can write it off as business expenses to keep the government from tearing you a new one?

Regime Intensifies

Democracy means I have the freedom to vote for any legal party and also to decide whether I want to vote or not. Once you're registered, can you easily retract that registration for the next voting period? just asking, seriously.

Lancelott

How many letter have you got this week addressed to Matthew Gallagher or "The forehead"

Nob Loser Myers

This had the perfect length and content for a Netflix standup.

aux

As a southern Commonwealth pig, it is compulsory to vote in a'stralia only if you are registered to vote, but not compulsory to register. Once registered if you do not vote they can then fine you for not voting as you are under a cuntract. If anyone receives a fine please do as I did and send it back with the reasoning "Apologies I had Very Serious Diarrhoea", that stops any more questions, if not add details and paint a brown picture for them until they say stop. :)

Markus Bux

Why the flip are you turning the clock backwards? You are not in the EU any more. Wasn’t that the point in the first place?

Sean

Explain how and why you brits turn the clock back an hour. Sounds like a load of bollocks to us in a different part of the world.

David Perrett

Big shoutout to RPM for showing up to work this week with a bag of contrition after extended AWOL. To make this farming SIM idea SLaP, RPM needs to get a hold of a child who he can ignore and shun during live streams. Makes sense for Max to provide his cuck child as he won’t be needing it in the off season.

Any milk is fine

Yeah while that’s true, the pure carnage I’m expecting from the people on this patron will still get us all put in prison. I’m well expecting that anyone who signs up for the discord could care less about who reads the less then mainstream views we all have.

BlazingGandalf

Honestly i cant see it, maxipad presumably strangles hookers in hotel rooms but aint got time for nonsense like that

BlazingGandalf

Cant leak the group chat if it's already public AND recorded by the CCP

BlazingGandalf

Italians thrive in chaos

Jorge Colmenares

You have severe learning difficulties RPM, according to the rules you should actually not be on the electoral registry

Nicolo Lorenzon

IDF Invades Gaza -> Ferrari front row lockout, you are a prophet

Phil McCracken

I'm so disappointed we didn't get the team lh implosion

David Nelson

And now I know why Ferrari have a front row lockout in Mexico...

Keith🦜

Hey guys, Happy Birthday to F1 Great & future 5 times (in a row) formula 1 WDC LANCEEEEEE STROLLLLLL!

Zipa

Do you think Toto has stepped in and tried to stop Pewis and Latte Bin Russell from fighting like Rosberg and Pewis?

Nathalie

DENTIST To anyone who keeps asking: his next appointment is in DECEMBER. Source: The Nerve #14, around 24:00

Amir Vafaei

Dude! Ferrari front-row lock up as IDF goes into Gaza! You're the F1 prophet. Why do you think Ferrari success is link to global uncertainty?

Amy

What’s the best shield for the incoming nukes and why is it Jos Verstappen’s fat head

Courtnaaaaay

Man posted this then Ferrari absolutely destroyed the field in quali what a legend

Zacahorse

Dude, Perez is already out. Months now. PER OUT RIC IN.

Keith🦜

Okay…. I know you’re going to add the farm sim server, that’s fine… but hear me out, forza Motorsport server during the off season too… you can be our Michael masi! Here’s a good question… would you rather give us more dumbass money grabbing races (USA), or have war crimes style calendar… in the effort of peace in which Sergio Perez wraps up the championship by ohhh idk fucking June.

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

you moron the last thing we need is that spastic having the right to two votes hes clearly a fucking tory

Bryony

Be careful Rocket. Councils have to publish the revised register by 1 December every year. Any household not registered to vote by then gets fined £1000. The current deadlines you’ve been given don’t really matter, but the December one DOES. Don’t get caught out :)

Keith🦜

Okay, I was a little pissed seeing a $3.50 charge on my wallet today… but it was for this dickhead… sooo I wasn’t upset, then I got a podcast… & now our lord & savior is saying I need to be a American war criminal for Ferrari to win anything. Mexico is going to be fun! “I will do what I must!”

Chelsea

what made you start watching F1 in the first place? Was it a specific driver or team? Or was it a family thing?

GHOST

When I listened to the podcast last night I was on the edge regarding the ferrari conspiracy, but I wake up to increased tensions in the middle East and a ferrari 1-2. You need to watch out, you life may be in danger for exposing all these truths.

Eddy Jenkins

Wil you ever do live race reactions 😄

HaasSymp

Oh no! Not my Hulk?!?

AustralianViking715

Where's the Michael Massi granite statue

Benjamin

When are you going to the dentist. we need an update

Eddy Jenkins

Mate update the dentist girl👧

Josh

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/fia-says-verstappen-penalty-let-off-was-error/ Bernard has some perfectly reasonable comments here. My question is, do you think the FIA ROC is actually in Geneva? Or is it on the secret space programs lunar base as they are after all, a bunch of white supremacists! Something that requires further investigation after the discord is setup i reckon.

Em

Matt Gallagher should be honoured. At least there’s someone in the world who doesn’t think he has a ginormous head. Totally reasonable question: Which driver do you think has the weirdest bedroom interests? (outside of the inbred) Side note, I think Leclerc sold his soul to get P1 in formula one but fucked it up and now will only ever get pole position and then fuck out in the races. ✌🏻

TMR

Oh shit RPM got the ladies panties like a slip and slide! 🍆💦💦💦💦😏

Amir Vafaei

Mate! Amazing podcast! Thank you for the city council rant btw, it was diabolical! 😂

Amir Vafaei

What will happen to Daniel Recardo next year?

Any milk is fine

If RPM sets that discord up, we are all going to prison for ‘hate crimes.’ That being said, RPM should set it up.

miggareto

Aw ye fkn oath lego

Commonly HMRC

Can you do a nerve on Alonso getting eliminated from Q1 at the Mexico GP?

Benji

a discord server sounds like a disaster waiting to happen, when can i join

Achmed Rosenstein

Sorry, but Land Ho! is the obvious femboy. No question about it. Pastry is the quiet suicide bomber everyone never expects. I will bet he nukes Land Ho! into irrelevance by the end of next year and become McLaren #1 driver.

Gerbil_Horde

So Israel launch their ground offensive and Ferrari get a front row lockout? You might be into something here RPM 😂

Evaflava

I can’t wait to farm with a farm educated man

Bob

Yes but if there’s war then there’s gonna be war profiteering and no one does that better than the freedom tower

Commonly HMRC

What about the Mclaren and ASSton? They are swimming in that Saudi money

Commonly HMRC

This week we gain insight into how Ferrari strategy is decided... we cut to Charles asking Pierre what his strategy is after qualifying (crying intensifies)

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

You should play drug dealer simulator

Dankaati

Bro, Cirque du Soleil is just people dressed as animals, not actual animals, what are you on about?

Team El Haych

If you start a farm simulator I’m going to create GMO beans and ruin everyone’s crops.

R R

NERVE QUESTION: there is no way that someone in the F1 world doesn't watch your videos secretly. If you were to guess who for 1 driver and 1 team principal who would it be. And who would YOU personally would want it to be also choosing 1 driver and 1 principal.

Bob

Think of how fast Williams is gonna be next year with all the cash that’s going into the Middle east

Florian

Since my last totally reasonable femboy question made it into the Q&A, imma ask this time: Who's most likely to be a furry. I can imagine Verstappen with a lion fursona, would be fitting, innit

Florian

ez Marko for me. Could talk to him in German and ask him about racing in the 60s and 70s. With Jos I should be safe bc I am not a woman and di Resta pls oh my god no I don't wanna get my soul sucked out of me

NotNot Gene

Do you think Andretti will end up getting a spot on the F1 grid? It seems like an 11th team will never happen.

Depressed Aston Martin Fan

Didn’t Hulk lineup in the wrong spot after Sainz didn’t start?

Florian

I can't believe my stupid ass question made it into the Q&A 😂 had to laugh all the way through

TheRussianspy

"The fake power that they have" can put you in a LOT of trouble. Who am I going to listen to at 1 am high af if the council make you pay'em and you have to get a real job.... Don't fuck with the brown-coloured letters you dickhead.

Frederico Lopes

When is your next dentist appointment?

Evinak

ferrari 1-2in mehico.... if gaza strip is still a thing when the race starts, both ferraris r guaranteed to fuck it into a wall

Constance Botnar

Who would you rather get stuck in an elevator with: Jos Verstappen, Helmut Marko or Pual di Resta? And please name three things you would like to have on your person in that situation. P.S. you're doing great, sweetie, sending hugs ❤️

HaasSymp

My dude. Do not mess with the city council. They will £¥<% you up. Just do whateverthefuckitis they want.

HaasSymp

Checking 20 cars or fewer due to DNF is aBsoLUtely not IMpraktickle!!

Catherine Kronenwetter

This is oddly still spot on today, no need to watch the news for the current state of the Middle East

HaasSymp

The Ferrari strategy being the same as Hamilton’s and then both Hamilton and LeClerk being DQ’d due to plank wear makes me suSPishUs!!

Will Switz

A moderator for an rpm discord has to be the most useless figure but coming from a useless discord mod… I call dibs.

Lucas Kane

Ferrari 1-2 in Mexico = All out nuclear war confirmed

Yukl27

RPM got this conspiracy correct after the Mexico GP Quali. Ferrari capitalizing on the world burning!

Banana

Mad respect for singing a Biffy Clyro song at the start

Frankie

Farm Sim let’s fucking gooooo

Kevin nguyen

The next person the city council will send is good ol pual di resta

Sjeff

I'M A BELIEVER

Charles Magnuson

You delight my ears, Matthew.

francis reddyhoff

Where is the dentist girl!

ourenny

NO WAY ferrari locked out the front row after the biggest attack in gaza you’re onto something

ginybrl

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ginybrl

Ferrari front row 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohmy

TMR

We are all going to die Charles leclare remembered who the fuck he is and slaps it on poll! We are all going to die ferrari is at the front ☢️☣️☢️☣️☢️☣️

Snail Chaser

FERRARI 1 - 2 IN QUALIFYING AHAHA BECAUSE LAST NIGHT THE IDF LAUCH BIGGEST ASSAULT OF THE WAR YET ITS NOT A COINCIDENCE (rip middle east)

Ross DeSalvo

The bungalow should be burned to the ground by now

Erik Fox

The F in FIA is for Femboy.

Cooper

NERVE QUESTION I SWEAR TO FUCK IF I AM EXCLUDED AGAIN: do you think canada fighting hamas is a good way for the inbred to lose his seat? and who should replace him

Vitch tits

Strolls trainer putting a stab vest on

Rene

In a twist event. The p2 podcast, with the forehead and "matt"

TMR

Amazing! Thank you for answering my question and apologize for the lack of and going to make it up. I still think they go to Alonzo and say ok you can fight max but you can’t beat him in the title. If redbull just dominates with 2 cars and fight with each other up front with the 2 greats and keeps max entertained and pass the great 7 titles slap title 8 up and be the next all time great no one will ever touch ever again not even a talented black person! No way! The world leaders can’t let the blacks have rich white mans sport lol! Hope you put your tin foil hat in for that one 🤣

Nedzo's F1 Grid Box

Question for the Q&A: Thoughts on Ollie Bearman and his F1 prospects?

Apostolos Giamagas

Out of these three who would become champion the soonest: osama bin russel, femboy piastri or lando getting beaten by a rokkie norris?

Harvey Price

Hope forehead loses shit over this

PHLATearth

I'm watching F1 for 29 years... I was today's years old when I knew about that FIA don't scrutinise all the cars... It is RIDICULOUS ❗

Athinira

Ver-ti-cal Os-cil-la-ti-on = Hamilton and Leclerc disqualified for twerking during the US GP.

PHLATearth

This episode is #Hezbollahed

PHLATearth

#HAMASSED

PHLATearth

Nothing is a Coincidence! COINCIDENCES don't Exist ❗

PHLATearth

I am your abandoned twin brother. Ask your Mom !

Valium_rage

who would win in a race hamas or idf?

ourenny

this is a good one mate

Jennga, a Shagger

the FIA checked LeClerc and Hamilton due to data showing their cars were running different

Jennga, a Shagger

Finally

bigaidsfromthefareast

lmao tbf

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Show us some pictures with the tuxedo and anywere you are using to hide the pumpenickel

DAYUMica Patrick

Finally you TWAT

PretAManger

Came just from the notification

Soutpiel78

ABOUT FUKKEN TIME! THE NEEEEERVE!

Keith🦜

DADDYS ALIVE?!!? The window lickers didn’t get you?!

Cammy

Where the fuck is rage against the GP for cota

R R

I'm fucking dying 🤣 The connections he finds 😄

Cooper

the pavement remains unpainted with brains for now

Cooper

“WEEKLY PODCAST”

Cooper

BABE WAKE THE FUCK UP

Ellie

Finally some good fucking journalism

benficaclubedemerda

Swear to god i was about to kill myself, this actually came in clutch

Duolingo FiatPunto

He's back!! The "weekly" podcast is back! 😂😂

BlazingGandalf

True lol

PHLATearth

LADIES & GENTLEMEN 🤣

Ryan Ewers

I wore my ‘official’ RPM merch to the race. I’ll have my wife tag you on IG. I got so many compliments at the race - quite popular you’ve become!

Harry Cassie

LET FERNANDO HAMMAS PEREZ

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

fuck the quali, MaxiPad will be on pole anyway

Rook

Ahh the man knows what he is doing now we get to listen right up till quali! What a legend

Harvey Price

Its Shitty Shoe Wrack!

Amy

YOURE ALIVE

Mike

the king is back!

Just Hun

Finally got my fix!

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

WE RECIVE THE WISDOM WORD AFTER ALMOST 4 WEEK WITHOUT ThE WeEkaLY POScasT

Racing racist

We’ve been so deprived

Bence Gábor

HOOOOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANNOT BELIEVE IT I DONT HAVE TO HAMAS MY CITY!!!!!!

James Cutler

RPM with the shit Biffy cover to start the session off, let’s go boys

Racing racist

Fucking finally

Alexandr Nita

10 days!!!

Lou Sassle

Chubby Chuck Leclerc

Vamsi K

Fucking finally!

tippinon944s

Bless my giddy heart he’s back

Ukrainian Psyop

Have you shagged the dentist yet?

Carbon117

Oh you saucy little cunt

Harvey Price

M9

BlazingGandalf

Finally, my day is saved, who cares about quali

omegabullet

Hell yeah! Let’s go

Lou Sassle

letsss gooo boyyys

Rene

Yesss

George Lawson

Fucking finally

Lewis Hamaston

he's back

Isla-Kate

finally the nerve was gonna come down to Sheffield and boot some sheep at ur nan till u posted

raf

risen from the dead

Valkyrie

bit late mate innit

Nobreadracing

Finally damn

Dankiest Mist

YES

Ανατολή

The exact moment you know that next 51 minutes will be incredible

Angel

“Weekly podcast “ my ass

NatOB

YAAASSSSSS finally 😁🚀🚀

John Cameron

HAZZAHHHHH HE RETURNS!!!!!

King Headass

Finally

Angel

All you do is fuck off