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Rocket Powered Mullet

Respspt find out what it means to me!! I replayed that whole rant 10x and it made me cry laughing every time

verstappen's broken trophy

going to have a stroke after he hears stroll got P7

raf

It's still the 18th in europe, and still very early for full shaft action, do not be upset.

Snail Chaser

ITS RENDERING RIGHT NOW BUT ITS 17 MINUETS AND MY LAPTOP IS ON ACTUAL FIRE

PretAManger

Where is the fucking video you cock gobbler??

Vitch tits

Moments of wonder- if lance is pumping his sister from behind, but only uses the pit exit, technically that's not inbreeding

Fragbait

Don't tease me assdick. Balls deep coverage of the GP with perfectly reasonable criticism of all whom need it is my perfectly reasonable expectation. Try to not fuck this up.

Vitch tits

I enjoyed even just the tip

We need Japan & Qatar pls.

Snail Chaser

FULL SHAFT version coming tomoz, I couldn’t fix the original so I made it fresh, rEaL fReSH

Fragbait

But me still love you long time

Fragbait

Quit your job at the hardware store and concentrate on the task at hand. Every night I go look for a new video, but then fall asleep sobbing in my pillow. I hope you're fucking happy You soul crushing cunt.

Fragbait

I have waited three weeks for 6 fucking minutes?

biz

thank you for your service

Ghost of Michael Masi

Bideo, the other half, where?!

Give us the second part, fucktwat! Please. I am calm.

Johnathan R Sanchez

Committed to the art

Kip Morgan

Oh dude you NEED to cover this Paul Di Resta moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF4R5cAO8SU&ab_channel=F1ENDS

miggareto

I've been waiting for you to unleash hell on Stroll after that qualifying and given you about broke your set in the beginning of the process of belting him verbally makes me pleased about the outcome of all of this. Very keen to see the rest of you verbally rooting him and his mum harder than his uncle did.

Vitch tits

You are talented, and possibly struggling with your new found fame, you need to acquire some help in the process of cooking as you eluded to, even if it's a personal trainer that you can shove out the way rather than flip the table and ruin hours of work. You need a little rocket helper, either that or a dental assistant to relieve some built up frustration :😜 stick with it. Your audience needs you, Lance Stroll probably doesn't need you, but he only needs his sister to inbreed with so who cares about him.

Gabriel Cervilla

Wish the rest of the video had been made, these 6 minutes are already a masterpiece, I can't fathom how the full banger will be

Cooper

i am fully aware of you speaking on our miserable lives, and i have no qualms to this. however, my life truly just turned fucking miserable. UPLOAD THE NERVE OR I PAINT THE SIDEWALK WITH MY BRAINS

Nathan Ambler

*nightmare intensifies*

Paul Panzer

This poor guy is completely getting nuts

I would just like a moment of silence for the table.

This guy is a comedy gold he is to be preserved for future generations or get him thrown into the deepest hell hole so he can man the fuck up give us extra content

Jorge C

Where is the Q&A video? Clearly the CIA is trying to silence you and ruined your audio…

Zipa

I want to see the trainer get his revenge on vitch tits and twat him one in the mush

Ez

The video was supposed to be longer but the audio got fucked after the table situation. He also said on Friday that he was gonna record The Nerve after this video got finished, but I guess now plans have changed because he wants to finish this.

Troy.R

Well maybe some of us don’t use things like tiktok or Instagram for our f1 content because we don’t want to use those trash apps that ruin your mind and mental ability. When someone says pay me X amount to get weekly podcast and you don’t get it what is promised you question am I spending my hard earn money wisely. This platform is so that we get to see more content than the regular common wealth pigs. It’s like subbing to a only fans account and she only post once every 2 weeks or 4 weeks. Not worth the wank is it? I am not asking for videos I am asking for RPM’s on a weekly of him yelling into the microphone. He is talented and I love what he does. But it seems like others feel the same way I do. Hell I would pay more money if that means I would get more content. The other thing he said in the short video that he was working on all these topics and then we just get 6 min about a window licker who isnt worth anyone’s time.

Cooper

why hasn’t AM blocked me? i have sent countless messages about vitch tits being a domestic terrorist, but they have done NOTHING. probably because i don’t have the public platform

Mikkelsen

he has shown a lot of respect for Fernando Sigmalonso, and constructive criticism against Lance Strolls domestic behavior.

Old Fart Knocker

I agree. I ran across a pigs butt licker that was complaining. I suppose I should have sent that to him directly. Just wanted to get all of the butchers and moaners in line. Respect.

Joe Griffiths

Flat white or Americano?

Joe Griffiths

Although I agree with this comment, you don’t need to publicly show us how deep youde like RPM’s Willy in Uranus

Jaidyn Pollard

Easily the best one yet😂😂😂

Charles Magnuson

Can't believe Aston Martin blocked you. A wildly inconsiderate move.

NatOB

I honestly think this is the best one yet 😂😂😂😂

Papa Bogey

If Sir Lance-a-twat can fake being an F1 driver, you’re allowed to fake your own death.

Hasek da ScudaDoodle

You fucking the audio up is your charm

Fragbait

HAHAHA, you go Jos Verstappen on your table and fucked up the audio?

Fragbait

He is always unconscious in the car. So why was this different?

Fragbait

You have one task at hand. Try to not fuck this up.

Obreon

Can you tell Patreon their new log is shit?

Pirelli Wets

Stop D riding, we got nothing but love for the Mohawk, we just giving him shit because that’s exactly what he would do, relax.

Paweł Mateja

Hahahah gold

Soham Patel

Unique, high quality content that you can’t find elsewhere. Nothing in the f1 community matches this. Appreciate what we get from this genius.

Simon Tomlinson

I vote you fake your own death, you will have so much more time from beyond the grave. If you continue this fraudulent behaviour, then we all will need a squeaky toy!

Sympathiser

I actually miss latifi, Least he had some fucking class and knew when to call it a day.

Hamilton Vapelord 420

Very good video. Laughed a lot. Can’t wait for the next vid

Hamilton Vapelord 420

Yes I agree with thee old fart knocker. Complaining is for piss pigs.

Soham Patel

Nice job RPM. Was so excited for this one

Nope

lance is the goat, he said after the race he was passing out in the car. he was unconscious and kept it on track. no one else can do that.

Derek Brooker

I wait and I wait and I get 6 minutes?! Best 6 minutes if my week, don’t get me wrong, BUT 6 MINUTES?! Don’t change a single thing you’re doing. I love your content. Keep it up!

Prefect Racing

tldr: 9/11 was an inside latte

Vitor Ferrari

we need some investiGAYtive jurnalizm podcast about this meltdown and the Osama Bin Latte Boi and Pewis alterkayshon

Prefect Racing

how are we supposed to achieve full broadcast when you give us just the tip

Moe Lester

I hope it was "inbred ruins aston martin" lmao imagine stroll watching that

Moe Lester

No way, really? So they saw the truth about Stroll, that's so funny :D

Moe Lester

6 minute clip? Oh you, cock tease. Maybe it is time to hire some editors?

Old Fart Knocker

OFF TOPIC COMMENT: For all you COMPLAINERS! This is one of the most entertaining, forward thinking, and insightful content producers out there. We all want a weekly dose but, creativity can not be put on a time clock. The ROCKETPOWEREDMOHAWK is produced and created by one individual. And that’s one of the things that makes his work special. Be patient or guck off! In other words, if you are unhappy that there is not a weekly post, then don’t spend your money on it. And fuck off! Go spend your money on tampons and chocolates! 💩🚽 ( No offense intended towards the ladies on the channel)

Old Fart Knocker

Anticipation!! Look up the word! That is one of the many factors that makes the ROCKETPOWEREDMOHAWK site different than the others. It’s is like Christmas when open his channel and a new video or podcast is up!! Not the same ole once a week, TV series style garbage. And never forget that you have a choice. You can stay or you can go!!

Evinak

awww, that was the cutest little tantrum

Old Fart Knocker

It’s time for an Old Garage in the Car video. Go back to where you started. Make it an annual thing. First Annual Garage Party!! By the way, you continue to SLAM with your professional journalism and incredible insight. But I ask, WHY ARE THEY NOT LISTENING TO YOU!! Could it be that THEY are afraid that you are RIGHT??

Zulugwa

TURBOFORCEN

forsen

Plenty of TikToks and Instagram Reels to scratch you constant need for content mate... Quality over quantity Mohawk. You're the Lemmino of F1 journalism!

Ondřej Brož

Hes got it now the brazilian haircutted cunt

Lance S(ex offender)troll

That cunt had it coming fucking noncy prick always spyin on me and ma sisthter cant handle a lil fuckin love tap?!?! And you cunt talk down on me again brev and ur done for innit.

Pirelli Wets

You the Lance Stroll of F1 content creators. How many times you gotta mess up the audio before you learn you window licker.

Achmed Rosenstein

Perfectly reasonable questions: True or False: Qatar 2023 was the day that Land Ho! realized that he was not McLaren’s #1 driver, and that Oscar Mayer Pastry is not going to be his “Val-Tree Butt-Ass”. If Pewis the Precious was trapped in his car in a fiery crash, which drivers would risk personal injury to save him, and which would go off in search of a stick and marshmallows?

Constance Botnar

Oi! Stop being so fucking mean to our boy. The rest is going to come, hopefully soon, and decidedly faster than Lance Stroll's sister. Keep fucking calm.

Horseman

yeah, that was nice - but damn, I am disappointed

I did appreciate the squeaky ball though

Yeah, not feeling this satisfied my need for a broadcast for the last two races

Marek B

This has to be at least the 3rd that has been ruined by missing audio.

WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP

Son, Take a peaceful stroll around Norfolk Heritage Park, then come round to Daddies for Sunday Dinner. Everything will be OK. Love Dad

Furashu

I wonder if this season is enough for Stroll not taking part in the next season but I feel his daddy will still want him in the team.

swaggerdoggo

Well i understand, im somewhat of a retard myself

Skroeftie

Probably not the m25 though, ey dickhead? Probably the A8 or A62. They're not going to punish him twice by sending him to the uk as well...

Nuttawut Janto

What Stroll's bootlickers got wrong is that Max also got criticism, maybe more than Stroll for his action against Ocon.

Maggicman

Shhhh, he's about to start charging those Ferrari hat prices

Troy.R

I’ll be honest I am kinda disappointed, the content that is created is amazing but the wait between post is very long. I understand you do it on your own but other people whom are doing F1 pod cast actually stick to what they say they will do if your sub to them on here. I think you need to understand you need to step your game up. So much has happened over the past little bit and all we got was a 6 min video about lance, what about all the other shit that happen.

Zacahorse

So long as Alonso hasn't blocked you, Aston Martin haven't REALLY blocked you.

Zulugwa

Maybe we can have a litle STROLL to a horse pasture to calm ourselves down?

Zulugwa

IM TURBOCALM

868Hex

it was a bit short, but a good video overall. Its been way too long since we got a Nerve broadcast

Grakenverb

You lousy bastard. You made me laugh my ass off again. OK, you have to raise your price per. 3.50 isn't worthy of your talent, but don't milk us you prick.

Joe Griffiths

This is bad advice, do want him to become a table addict? Spending all his money down to the last penny on tables, you can’t pay bills with tables, although I’m sure you could pay strolls wages with them

Joe Griffiths

Sqweek

Maggicman

You know it's going to be good when RPM starts the video with "I am going to stay calm"........100% chance he will not stay calm

I appreciate this birthday day present lad cheers

Ben Heyes

I work for Aston Martin… Tomorrow i am leaving 👀 #rpm #fightThePower

At least he's calm

Caloy Diaz

I think this version, even if possibly not yet finished, is already perfectly reasonable. 😆 Anyway, keep driving. His. Words! 😆

Fattubofshit

You window licking twat, stop being the Ferrari of f1 content creators!

Daniel Inwood

foksmash table

Just Another Blonde

I cannot believe they blocked you. the bloody nerve.

R0Ly

You appear to be the Logan Sargeant of youtubers….

Colt Alabama

Mate your making $20k+ a month on here. Pick up the table and smash it like you wanted to! Maybe you like that table so you didn't want to break it, okay well go to ikea and buy a couple smashing tables to keep on hand in case of an emergency.

Kerry Loutas

susPISHoS! My dog ate my homework…I swear on my nanny’s grave

Biffatron69

Yeh dude for paid content this is getting Sus. I'm still with ya

Mariah Carey

I cried laughing at “you’re lucky I’m on a no fly list” 😂😂😂

bunger

aston martin blocked you on twitter THE NERVE THROW THEM IN JAIL

gas panic sherry

The fact that Aston blocked you is fucking hilarious. It's now official, Mike Krack jerks off into half cut watermelons.

Nathan16

You also paid for the rest of his content and notice that the video says (0.5) kinda means that the full thing isn't out yet so hold your horses ya inpatient bastard😂

Bence Gábor

Fellas all this is just an elaborate scheme to not have to put out the nerve this weekend. Don't get distracted by the mohawk. #staywoke

#Justice4RPM

Michael Massi

lance stroll is the only thing that crashes more then rockets uploads

Maximillian Clitoris (PHD)

i paid for 6:16mins | need longer | not ACCepTABLe

Juan Baeza

RPM is about to get really racist

Justin McIsaac

With the PEEL

Surely your new iPhone was also recording audio after you threw your microphone across the room?

Mike777

The gall to post just a 1/3 of a podcast when you are already 3 days late!!! Where is the PUnyXment?!?!?!?

FLY-SY FPV

Poor video, for fuck all I pay id expected better!!

NotAFed69

THIS JUST IN!!! Sky F1 has just reported that RocketPoweredMohawk has been given a 6 race suspension effectively ending his F1 season, after causing a ruckus by flipping the table and yeeting his squishy chicken across the room. When asked about why he did it RPM was heard incoherently talking about domestic terrorists all while a techno song in the background slammed hard beats and gave shout outs to someone’s named Lizzie’s family. When other drivers were asked about the incident all declined to make a statement. Mercedes team principle Toto Wolf was asked about the incident and weather or not he felt this type of violence in F1 was good for the sport, Wolf sat back in his chair and adjusted his turtle neck and said “RPM is the greatest of all time, sometimes we all lose our tempers, it’s call passion Debra look it up” and proceeded to slam his fists on the table in front of him. “At the end of the day everyone has a target on their back, RPM is no different, when your doing well everyone wants to tear you down, just look at how the FiA has racially targeted Lewis, disgusting.” When asked for further comment Toto declined and said he was in a hurry to pick up a “Nice latte” for George Russell. When sky F1 approached Redbull racing’s Christian Horner for comment he was shoved out the way by someone on the paddock later identified as Jos Verstappen. Jos had the following comment “I have seen the incident and all I can say was it was a nearly perfect throw, as someone who knows what kind of time and dedication it takes to achieve a throw like that and the countless hours it take I’m highly impressed, what’s more impressive is that he practices by himself, for me to achieve that level near perfection I’d have to spend countless hours training with the help of my girlfriends”. Sky F1 reached also reached out to Michael Masi, former F1 race director and as some have claimed the perpetrator of the greasiest hate crimes of all time, when asked about the incident Masi said “this is F1 and it’s called a race”, Masi nor his representatives were able to be reached for further comment. Sky F1 will continue to monitor the developing situation. Thank you and goodnight.

Mike777

And a second squeaky chicken...

AshX Productions

I’ve never seen a calmer man in my life

Doyle Keaster

If you're going to keep using the sqeeky chicken then I'm gonna need to put my dog outside before the videos start

Jonn Alfaro

Seemed pretty calm to me

Hector_03

professional journalist right here 👍👍👏👏

The only good thing about Stroll still being in F1 is guranteed gold RPM content! Best £3 ever spent!

verstappen's broken trophy

Comparing Max and Ocon to Stroll is apples and oranges, literally completely different scenarios

so_sad

According to my calendar your dentist appointment is around the corner yet your focus on work seems to be a bit off. COINCIDENCE? I Think Not

planetos

its ok bud, we've all been there. I know the feeling, like when you do a bunch of computer work and forget to hit save. one thing I've learned in my field of work is to have a back up of a back up. maybe have an old phone as a secondary recording device to the main equipment or something along those lines. in other news. any and all vitch tits criticism is EVRY much appreciated!!

Crewneck Lewis

M8 this might be the funniest piece of content you’ve made so far. Cannot wait for the full thing

D N

I think you don’t understand we need your thoughts! We’ve waited a week to hear your thoughts on the fucktard, I’ll wait more to hear part 2 please

so_sad

the nerve to make such comparison "ANoFlyListAir"

Dan Brown

Please sir, I want some more

Remadas

Just when I was about to 💦, you end the episode 😅 bit of an anti climax... literally

Martin Hoski

RIP table, shout out to the bungalow.

q7st3ch

To be fair, six minutes is longer than Stroll's career should have lasted.

Paul Di Resta

Donate the tables legs to the leg brace lady

Comrade Tito

*squeaking* intensifies

Funker Funkenstein

6:16 of gold. Bless you RPM

Friendly Dragon

I am proud to be a patron of one of the finest artists of our time. RPM brings together hard hitting journalism, F1 content and humor in a way that is unique to journalism and will be studied and analyzed and long after F1 is gone. Truly the Divinci of our generation.

jeroen

And please reconsider hiring some people because again it shows you need some profesional help ffs

jeroen

Ill wait here while you finish the rest of this masterpiece of a video...............

Aidan Jeffes

"lucky I am on a no fly list" valid

lucas åhlberg

By far the most entertaining thing I have ever seen, laughed for about two minutes straight, rip table

Maroulita

6 Minutes??? 6 Minutes ONLY??? We need the rest!!! Even if it's on mute, with subtitles!!!

dumwee

Patreon update 69 *hjumæn noises*

dumwee

I hurt my PT today *sæd noises*

Aaron Page

Another beautiful video, absolutely one for the ages. Keep the Stroll rage going, make another twitter account to see Aston Martin's tweets. BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND

Lucas Holmes

I am Australian. I woke up just now at 7:40am from a horrible nightmare where I was driving for Austin Martin but couldn't find my racing shoes 30min before the start of FP1… Only to find out I had woken from my nightmare to walk straight into your nightmare of no audio after six minutes due to Stroll projected domestic terrorism applied to your table. WHEN. WILL. THE. NIGHTMARE'S. STOP?!

Ryan Wenzel

fuckin mint

Friendly Dragon

Maybe you should read out some five star reviews?

Krau

The speed my dogs woke up after that rubber duck was unbelievable. Looked a bit like Stroll and his PT when they elbowed their way to my phone

Cam Stevens

RIP headphone users and shout out to their families

Jennga, a Shagger

Now that you’ve published this, go back and re-record the full length version. We demand it

dome1500

Aston Martin have to watched your videos to block you and thats fucking funny

persANAL spase

DAYUMica Patrick

He is calm (obvious lie)

francis reddyhoff

The Italian will be making Lasagna all the time

Commonly HMRC

Mi Krack defending Lance is all he is good for after all he is trying to save his own krack

C H I N A

You are literally the Lance Stroll of Formula 1 content creators! I mean... nah thats too much, but you're a fucking idiot

Erik Fox

Lance owes Lil Rocket a new table and mic. Public apology inbound from AM.

Betio Chaps

You jihaded your Ikea!

PHLATearth

This is a disgrace to The Mohawk Dynasty. UNSUBSCRIBE ❗❗❗ IT IS DAYLIGHT ROBBERY 🔥💥🔥

Swetsenegger

LOL @ Aston blocking you 😂

MrDatel

Masterpiece

João Soares

fukin legend (I stole the comment lol)

SLN

the squishy ball experience

Licking Windows and Kickin Haas

Drivers having a bit of closed hand tiff is one thing, but to take your incompetence out on an employee without any repercussions from the team is DISGUSTING. He’s basically just smacking the servants for fun at this point

Lma0 maxes punishment was worse than picking up litter, bro got sent to watch formula e for two days

Christian Horner

That was the most calm table film lmao

Mike

Calm, measured, journalism.

Soutpiel78

Cant wait to watch this after the rugby

BilboFragenz

Was hoping to see something since he osamed into Hamilton.

Jason Steptoe

Classic. REAL HONEST NEWS REPORTING

Commonly HMRC

It's always good talk when it's hating on Osama bin Russell and half of the Canadian Disgrace

Aston Martin 🤝 harboring terrorists 🤝 Canadian gov

Kevin J

Much like the prince who doesn't want to be king from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lance Stroll doesn't want to be a race car driver. He just wants to sing.

BilboFragenz

I was hoping to see some Osama bin Russel talk but hating on Lance is good too 😂

Nooo :( we need the teamLH mental breakdown analysis, I had my anticipation reaching Ferrari winning another championship level.

Alexis Baird

I miss Lil Kimmy

Eddy Jenkins

Funkin legend

Anton Rutten

You absolute arsehat. Stop fucking up audio, or hire an Italian to do it for you.

Fresh

Rip to the table and shout out to its family

Anormalvideogamer

W vid ngl

Darks

*squeak*

Flatland Splitfest

I am calm too

The time for calm is over

Shadnesz

"I'm gonna stay calm" Proceeds to flip the fooking table

Nero Ruzuzaki

Chill, he said it was part of the big vidya, check out the description

Abanub Gorgye

We want the rage!

Ellie

Does this mean we get the investigaytive journalizzm on Bernie eccleston being a fraud?

C1 Hunter

The fact that Aston Martin blocked u is pure gold

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

This has gotta be the best rpm mental breakdown of all time

Dinnyes Ferenc

Right into the euro2024 qualifiers

Come on man stop teasing us like that, i have a flight tomorrow and i was planning to save the video and watch it onboard to laugh like a maniac and let everyone worry.

Erik Gross

Immediately subscribed to the patreon after qatar to hear this

FFS, some of Stroll's magic has fallen upon you 😁 No worries

Snail Chaser

yeah and the British video where I ended up in the shed, i am not technology

Nico

I believe you should consider improve your audio equipment a bit. Instead of a USB mic and a software use a stand alone audio recorder with a proper mic… in that way you’ll have more flexibility to implode without fucking the audio and potentially your laptop by domino effect

Mooch

Well at least you can stick Bernie in now, so why don’t you?

Kyle Whitley

You need Ted Kravitz job. The end.

BlazingGandalf

*Bose headphones intensify*

ShadowedHalls

RIP audio and shoutout to its family

raf

didn't this exact same scenario happen last year, with you flipping the camera over during an epiphany and then having no sound for the RPM awards part 2?