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Helmut Marko's Artistic Masterpiece

Rip Table Shout Out To It's Family

Tony Stark

What a genuinely gorgeous human being

🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴

Well bloody hell. Depends on whom broke up with whom. If you pulled the plug then he will probably levitate through your wall at night and haunt you for the rest of your days. And if you got rejected by the goblin, then im sorry i think you have a bigger issue. But that’s a rabbit hole i don’t dare to dive into

Fern the plant

I don’t know?

Jihadi John

GBNF

Mariah Carey

How much do you watch f2 and/or f1 academy? start the discord and farm sim you mudblood!

Rook

Rocketpoweredmohawk is a god tier content creator

Willem Huisman

WHERE ARE THE REVIEWS OF THE LAST RACEWEEKENDS WITH PERFECT LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES TO SLAG OFF LANCE STROLL YOU HAVE NOT PUBLISHED YET ?!?!!?11!?1! The Nerve .. I am calm .. :|

Kris

😂😂😂

Nathalie

What happened to the Hello Fresh “cooking tutorial” video?

Duolingo FiatPunto

When are you going to be doing merch??

PrinceMorque

THAT TABLE HAD A FAMILY

Amie Jardine

Do you get your eyebrows done 🤣

Nathalie

😂😂

Charlie

How and or why did you decide to go with a Mohawk?

Allen P

Is the cia using the fent to keep the poor white people down like they did with the blacks and crack?! Investigate pls

Camille Wood

Fr Nathalie is ready to see rpm

so_sad

Are you by any chance that dentist Nathalie?

Nathalie

In December

Camille Wood

When’s the next dentist appointment?

Kuba Schenk

sbinala tabel

George Lawson

Is it true that Sergio Perez a payed actor and not a real driver

Line

Is Humas a part of George Russel’s plan

Lil, bŕo

What's your favorite video that you have made /proud off

NotSands

Will you get charles leclerc as a substitute host?

Joe

Length or girth

Lonely69

Now that you mention it... My ex *was* the devil himself!

Osama Bin Russel

Facts

🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴

Throw em out the window and blame paul di resta

Lonely69

How do you deal with a break up?

Chelsea

farming sim server when

Caleb Duchan

Do you keep Logan and hope he becomes a long term solid driver or do you dump his sorry ass and get a year or two of Liam Lawson?

Lawrence Stroll

Yes

BlazingGandalf

Hello darkness my old friend...

Jim

Throw him in JAIIIL

BlazingGandalf

When will me life finally have a purpose again oh dret great mohawk?

Mooch

… so you murdered that poor table for nowt?? This’d better be an effing EPIC whatever-half-hour-is left-of-all-the-footage-you-and-that-table-destroyed video

danieltlopes

Wheres the fucking video you noobhead

Vitch tits

Rpm is to promised deadlines what lance stroll is to driving an f1 car

Jasper de Laat

feoffle

shit excuse

Paweł Mateja

Still you rise :D

Amy

no pressure!! (but all of the pressure)

Rasmus de Jong

Karma for not doing the Nerve first

Luke Sloan

Boys, let's be kind to the man. InvestiGAYtive journalism cannot be rushed 👍

Joe Mama

oh so now your lack of productivity is the table’s fault

Snail Chaser

right, i swear down, when i flipped the table i fucked everything up and I lost half the video, i spent all day trying to fix it but it’s twatted into oblivion. So im gonna edit what i got and still try to get it out tonight

idkrubyorsmth

someone must be taking his sweet fucking time

Jackary

You gotta be taking a piss now

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

not a question, I Just want some constructive criticism for the Mercedes meltdown at the Qatar GP

Thomas Lichy

what dictator would you have as a team principle?

Cooper

what the actual fuck. what happened to friday? you bloodsucking cuck i will burn sheffield to the ground

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

fuck hurry up cunt, IS SATURDAY WHERE IS THE BLOODY VIDEO U FUCKING SCUMBAG

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

boy, now we need a Hamas Ben Sulayem

Jasper de Laat

I want my money back

Paul Di Resta

Hurry up retard

Osama Bin Russel

UPLOAD THE FOOKIN VIDEO PISS PIG

Jos Verstappen’s left bollock

No question, I just wish Paul di Resta would meet the same fate as Tim Messenger in Hot Fuzz. I know he left, but he still deserves it.

EpicGamer 69

Say there are 100 cattle and 13of the cattle are causing 51% of problems. What should be done with the cattle?

Commonly HMRC

You're right, Lando is loyal to McLaren to a fault like Charles is to Ferrari, even when they're not being clowns with the strategy or engine development

Jackary

Where the fuck is the video 😡

Satan's Avocado

C'mon piss pants pig tits! Wheres the fookin video?

Axe

Favourite harvester on farming sim?

Harvey Price

Which YouTuber would you calab with?

mrgtgo

I think you mean the gall

Côte de porc

Even tho I AM CALM, i'm merely minutes away from absolutely loosing it. Hurry up piss pig

SpaceNut

ZULUL

Lawrence Stroll

I think Lando is too loyal to McLaren to leave.

Lawrence Stroll

It’s in December next where the highs are 60-70s.

Lawrence Stroll

Where is the video is 7am pacific, 3PM in the UK. Your investiGAYtion jn this episode must be deep.

SLN

where vid????????

Evinak

"... will be out today or tomorrow..." no other way to say this but... THE NERVE!

Cretin

Can we all collectively use Bernie as a loofah?

Rachel Gunning

Wyr shag Paul di resta or vitch tits

Zin Perrott

I like your cheek bones?

Ollie

Have you ever thought of doing like a Q&A chat theatre tour? Seeing as your getting pretty popular - we love ya in Australia mate come down under and do a live show tour idk 🤷‍♂️🤔👍

Vitch tits

Can we have a moment of pause and reflection to think about the the loss to the sport of Nicholas Latifi, since his retirement Bert mylander has forgotten what it's like to lead the field round in the safety car, Nicholas always injected the unknown and unanticipated into life, like Abu Dhabi 2021, 9/11 etc. I read that while taking time out he recently got in his hot air balloon and went flying with some friends on paragliders near Gaza, Anyway RIP goatifi

Amy

do you think Qatar should be removed from the schedule bc all the drivers had a near death experience while racing there

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Why isn't there an audio book version of Mein Kampf on Audible?

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

if you could run over paul diresta with any f1 car, which one?

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

This is the #1 comment!

Commonly HMRC

I WANT THIS; ONE OFF INSIGHT IN AN INVESTIGAYSHIVE JOURNALIST/ STRONG INDEPENDENT, TRANS ASIAN?

Commonly HMRC

Should Perez be replaced with Alonso or Norris? I think Perez is going to announce his retirement at the Mexican GP

Zulugwa

question: Do you know who Forsen is? ZULUL

Humble Mohawk

F1 race commentary has gotten so dull recently. How about you live stream (in audio form of course) your thoughts during the race? As if… we’re all sitting on the couch watching

TMR

Do you think Alonso and Perez should switch seats? If not explain why because I personally think a max and Alonso team would be the end of merc and pewis and the regime will fall and merc will leave f1. Also fuck Russell for his comment on his pass “big move” and then gets passed again. I liked Russel at Williams but now I fucking hate him. Also him and Lewis and going to crash more as things get hotter between them

Michael Massi

if you could run over paul diresta with any f1 car, which one?

Any milk is fine

I know you talked about it on a recent podcast, but have you seen the dental assistant again?

Ty

If Williams replaces Sargent, which driver do they replace him with?

Liam

So Max Verstappen is the 2023 World championship....BoRiNg. Other the the shit kicking off surrounding F1, what is going to keep the rest of the race season interesting for you?

Noah

Is a runway just a mohawk for your bits?

fraser parsons

Hat routine

Danya

Every 3-4 weeks

Radezmaj95

Can you drop your mohawk hair routine?

CyberBOT

Is it weird that I listen to The Nerve on longer drives to avoid falling asleep and then also play The Nerve asto soothe me to sleep at night?

Mike777

Do you even know what "weekly" means?...

Mike777

Can't you hire a team from sky sports to be your minions and ensure those weekly podcasts?!?!? For Christ sake !!!

Mike777

Fuck yeah!

Mike777

This guy...

Skroeftie

The shape of your head is like you always have the gigachad filter on. Don't let it fo to your head. Btw there is a youtube video where Bernies daughter is like "I collect houses" and "it was a real nightmare getting the permits to build a spa in the basement level of this historic london mansion" use that in the nerve. Also, basting is when you moisturise a piece of meat in its own cooking juices, what you're describing is just slow cooking. Get your facts straight, IT MATTERS PISSPIGS.

Hamas di Resta

Yea we’re gonna do weekly nerve pods… *3 weeks later* Yea you know those nerve things we do every 3-4 weeks.

Marcus Thomassen

Get driven around the Nuremberg by osama bin Russell or vitch tits

NotAFed69

United or Wednesday?

Keith🦜

Spend a year working on Motorsport with Bernie collins or PuAl Da ReStYaH?

Brian G

Hey y'all! Lance Stroll is driving a trial run across the street from our house!! https://youtu.be/wv_nexArz4A?si=QO3pTaQogyhWlE2u

PHLATearth

Yeah, I remember That

Kip Morgan

It's Rent To Pay by Deaf Election

Mamkatiprase

where's the fOOKin video ya cunt

Daryl Delancey

I take it you are still losing the "time management" battle.

Rohan

In Canada

Jackary

Hurry up with the video :)

Tony2Glocks

Absent Toto's reaction to the LH and bin-Russell snafu at Doha - paint this beautiful french girl of a moment for us

Mooch

Here’s my perfectly reasonable question. Ok it’s more of a statement. Still …. PeRfEctLy rEaSoNaBlE unveil the Michael Massi statue already, for christ! I need an idol to worship and lil Kimmi no longer makes the cut

Clayton Allred

Question - How can Logan Sargent help Israel if he can’t even last the whole Qatar Grand Prix?

Adrien

I don't know if we're allowed to ask "sEriUs" questions, but what did you expect (if anything) when you started this channel, and at what point did you decide that it was what you wanted to do for a living ? You talked about your sense of scale in a previous podcast, but never (I think) of your goals and or hopes in this regard. Side note, I really admire your work ! Cheers from France.

Christian Den Butter

Question for the Nerve, what is the music you use in intro and outro of the rage against the grand prix videos?

Bob Loblaw

Is the Nerve called the Nerve because of the Nerve on you to call it a "weekly podcast"?

Limp Mohawk

So pertaining to the nerve podcast. We’ve given up on a weekly podcast, but can we maybe shoot for a bi-weekly podcast. lol bi……

Vitch tits

It's a low bar, a sea sponge has more personality and talent than vitch tits

T-Jay

Do you think Oscar Piastri will win a race before Lando Nowins?

Gavin F

Question - How did you get on the no fly list? Really bummed you won't be at COTA next weekend! 😂

Reodor Felgen

What is the least talked about conspiracy happening in F1 right now?

Michael Clough

Fucking table's fault anyway for being there, nothing serious.

Nathalie

1. If you could speak a foreign language without having to study it, which one would you pick and why? 2. What is the mohawk care routine like?

Nathan16

Were you not boycotting B&Q for being trans pigs?

Sebo bastian

If youre 5 cm in your mum, and your dad is 5 cm in you. Would you go forward or backwards to get out?

Ukrainian Psyop

Have you shagged the dentist?

Ilma Cohadzic

what’s up with ocon and gasly

Callum Jones

Can we watch you shaving the sides of your head ?

Bogdan

doesnt he have a restraining order?

Bogdan

My question is - you're a wanker. Thank you.

KimPossible

Is it just me who misses the car and garage days? no....ok

Brian G

I appreciated how the Regime had an identity crisis in turn one trying to be French and surrendering to each other!

BLKBRD

Where should Liam Awesome go to next year, I’m torn between being a nationalistic retardo fan and seeing one of the best talents of this generation possibly not having a seat next year. Have you seen his lap record of highlands, I nearly shat myself on several occasions this kid is fearless.

Huge Jackman

Easy - his sister

Fern the plant

When will you be attending and reporting live from an F1 event

Ben

Bend over for Shaq or go down on the queen?(she’s half human half lizard you know which part is the lizard)

Najjača firmetina bajo

Will the rest of the grid be absolute twats or will they allow Andreti in as a 11th team?

Ben

I am calm

True Quark

Who do you think should be Aston Martin second driver so Lance could outperform him (or her) Consistantly?

i have waited 90 days to change my name finally

Gayming chanel when?

Vitch tits

Have you smashed any dental assistant puss yet? If not why not

Vitch tits

Surely that's lance stroll and a trip on the deepsea capsule

Robert Dumitrescu

Where am I

Robert Dumitrescu

What’s happening?

WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP

Son, Redirect rocketpoweredmohawk.com to you YT channel. Do not finish the website as you will never keep it updated and would only be viewed by old people like me Love Dad

RiotAct

Magistrate Mohawk, what is the sentence for Strulovich's VIOLENT ASSAULT on his trainer and/or garage furniture? Also hurry up and do a Nerve fuck ya. i am double-plus uncalm

swaggerdoggo

Should do a daily podcast weekly lol

Nicolo Lorenzon

Did this people just steal the Vitch Tits design? Or is this official merch? https://prnt.sc/UaCtr5IIyG4D

Fredrik

Let's say Perez had a reverse season to what it look like now - start crap and then become a regular on the podium and even win a few races at the end but still score as many points. Would we (and Helmut) instead have praised him and said what a fantastic driver he is?

Edwin Baan

Why don't you take Daddy Strolls big fat stacks of cash to shut up about his son. So you can buy yourself a proper studio?

Radezmaj95

Is the life sized Michael Masi sculpture going to happen?

Ben Jones

How much money/cocaine do you think it would take for Christian to give Sergio's car to the window licker until the end of the season? Red Bull don't need it any more and it would be nice to see if he could keep up with Sigmalonso. Fuck it, let's have a super special end of year wife swapping round where first place gets the team in last places car and so on through the grid. Massi would need to direct it of course

Shoutouttofamily

Is the tub and little kimi dead? If yes RIP and shoutout to their famile

Washedmilton gets no clunge

On a scale of 1 to Nicolas latifi how fucked is toto (the pumpernickel smuggler) wolf’s home office after the Qatar Grand Prix?

joey cartisano

Remember to take of yourself, the video can wait a day you spastic twat.

Ez

He said his next appointment is in December

Ez

Lando’s almost definitely seen some of them, he’s just way too ingrained in meme culture to not have seen the videos. He probably lurks on the FormulaDank subreddit too and everyone there is always quoting RPM.

vertex_spec

Hi, Mother/Fucker gotta get your correct pronouns in, besides AD2021 what has been your favourite Team LH breakdown since and how long did you have to spend draining yourself over the eroticism of the level of psychosis?

Pierzakandcompamy

Dear mr Mohawk, or whatever the fuck is your preferred pronoun, where did you learn to swear do sophisticatedly. What u mean is they you can swear for 10 minutes straight without repeating yourself.

Amir Vafaei

I want political commentary... please give it to me.

ThaHammett

Yo Mohawkman. What was the first thing that went through your head when the window licker went apeshit in his trainer?

Adam

Why the fuck does Pete Windsor keep saying Sgt Logan is doing a good job? He won't answer me. Because I just yell it at his videos.

iambreed

Cannot wait to hear you stand by your word and rip stroll to shreds for his teary eyed mental breakdown

Amy

also make a discord server you ignorant slut

Amy

More teams in f1 - yes or no?

Amy

Is that why Christian’s married to one

French Homie Guam

What is something Lance could do that would make his daddy seriously consider giving him the boot?

Merijn verduin

how do you think about reddit ?

Rian Lenjik

What flavor jam do you think vitch tits licks?

Alexandr Nita

Trying to be a Toto?

Tim K

1. Why are the posh English people (George) the most insufferable people on the planet? 2. Do you think that Leclerc is more of a boating enthusiast than F1 driver? 3. What would you do to know as much about Lance Stroll as Alonso?

Brett

Why did you stop playing the guitar? You’re talented. Also, more Lil’ Rocket please.

Fire Flores

Is the flying Frijole gonna retired ? Checo is the closest thing I have to a dad

Jack Gunn

How will Lewis Hamasilton effect the war in Israel and how long will it take for him to make a public statement about it so team LH suck him bone dry

adc_28

Why do Leclerc fans seem to want the Sainz family banished from the EU more than they want Charles to win? And how will Ferrari strategy impact the Israel- Hamas war?

Damo

What happens to the kitchen when RPM tries to cook hello fresh

Aye Eye

How was that plastic flap on the new titanium iPhone?

Jake Wood

Ngl fam this is a thirst trap video, why at the end your jaw line looking so straight, it's so straight, Ted Kravits has been noted saying that redbull have a 69% advantage when deploying drs down it

Jake Wood

The table was a necessary sacrifice for such greatness

Elle H

Please hurry up. Swine.

Mike

So, at what point in the new broadcast does he unveil the farming server?

Lewis Hamaston

if you could pair any f1 driver from history to drive as max verstappens teammate who would it be and why

Ghost of Michael Masi

Speak for yourselve, I can't. WhErE's ThE bIdEo?!

Ghost of Michael Masi

Bideo, where is it?

The Duke

Question: When are you going to do another Nerve broadcast in a field surrounded by tiny horses?

Christian Horner

Aye mate, who would win in a naked wrestling match Lewis or Max? Love the vids 🫃🏿🫃🏿

Paul Reijbroek

Could you please explain how the FIA is responsible for the chaos in Gaza? Everybody knows they are responsible, but how?

IVO

Can you please give a comprehensive explanation of how upcoming ww3 actually started at Abu Dhabi 2021

Christopher

bruh please don’t push yourself too much you’ll crash hard, just take it easy: we can wait!

TheBigTasty

How big is your cock?

Twanto

I am protected.

Brenton Sword

Should Valterri join Red Bull?

X

Who are your favourite musical artists, dickhead?

R0Ly

You are the Lance Stroll of YouTubers , smashing shit up

not so wiseman

Tossed a tweet at you with a pic of me wearing some home made RPM merch in the WTF1 homeland. Didn’t realize how big of a pain in the ass it is to create a twitter now a days.

M4DNS

I'd go Fred Vasseur, he's surely Hella naughty

francis reddyhoff

Checo to retire new story!

King Headass

Where’s the new podcast

Alexander Strøm

We need the old catchphrases back like "I swear down on me nans grave" and "the nerve" 👌 fucking gold

HeavyHanded

Palestine. Thoughts?

Sam Sulek

Deffo have

Ollie Leyfield

Did you ever manage to get the corsa up to 100mph

Caloy Diaz

Do you choose Liam or Danny or Yuki to take the 2nd RB seat if it gets vacated?

Caloy Diaz

The nerve! 😆

Harvey Price

Did George Russell start the Israeli war??

Florian

My question for the nerve: which driver do you think would make the best femboy? My money is on Piastri

Harvey Price

When are you doing a live f1 race commentary like the forehead and the 6yro lezbo do twitch? Id happily waste my money to hear you do this.

Ben Milner

If you put all the current drivers into a fight to the death cage match, who would walk out victorious?

Commonly HMRC

I blame Lance Stroll and Goatifi for the table flipping and out of body experience

MustardFacial

Do you have stairs in your house?

Brock Trahan

What is more achievable, patreon supporters getting a new episode every week like the degens pay for or Lance Stroll releasing himself from daddies teet and becoming world champion?

MPKilroy

Angry Chair because it didn't get fisted like the table.

Bob Sandvagene

He enjoyed his visit to Epstein's island when he was 10 so I think this is an easy choice

Joshua Whittle

You know…. When I look at you I can’t help but think your a clone of Logan sargeant…

FLSP

Zhou Guanyu, because everybody like Chinese food. Especially when you're really hungry.

Fresh

Would you rather live on Epsteins Island or have Perez and the window licker on the same team ?

Joey Bensley

Would you rather lick the sweat off Toto’s pumpernickel or tell Lance Stroll he’s a future world champion? You have to mean it… HIS WORDS!

Tom Rowson

What are your thoughts on the Swallow Rook 8x10 Wooden Potting Shed?

Crewneck Lewis

How much more disgrace to the family name does Lance Stroll have to bring before Lawrence Stroll finally sends him to Chinese F4 (where he belongs)?

ana.djura

Who will overthrow Max?

Superferrariman

How can you have 190 comments in an hour on effin Patreon?? That’s clout! You are an influencer Rockyyy! Also, why don’t you have an edgy tattoo? You look like an edgy tattoo kinda guy

Ethan Chichester

No she didn't

Duolingo FiatPunto

Who do you think should replace the window licker at Aston Martin? Also have you heard the latest rumours on the mexican minister of disgrace?

Tony Kalliojärvi

With the Perez retiring rumor going around I think it's time to voice my opinion that Liam Lawson should get the 2nd Red Bull seat! He's an actual talent and he deserves to be put in an competitive car straight away, like Pewis Pamilton did. Am I crazy?

Obreon

When you releasing your onlyfans?

Marta

I would like to see a video where you talk about music

Courtnaaaaay

Paint me like one of your french girls vibes

Hamood Habibi

What are your perfectly reasonable opinions on the backhanded compliments made by the SS guard, on the Mexican minister of disgrace?

Andre Flash

If all the F1 driver were on a plane, and it crashed in the Andes like that movie, who would they eat first?

Hamilton Vapelord 420

Get it out already

Chris Reese

What happens to Sergio?

Rohan

My girlfriend asked “what the fuck is the nerve?”

HastyOyster

Do you think F1 drivers are aware of you?

so_sad

When do you have your dentist appointment scheduled?

Liam Pedge

Will you ever do a return to your roots and do some investigative journalism from your parents garage? They had the best intro's.

JamesSlipCordon

Genuine question, do you think any F1 drivers/pundits watch your content?

bunger

Who would you trust more, Stroll driving down your street or Latifif in a hot air balloon above your house?

JimmyMacMan

Will you be at Silverstone next year? P.s love your vids keep up the amazing work :)

Gavin Franzon

How much longer will sigmalonso race for do ya think?

BlazingGandalf

How does it feel to be the only saving Grace of sports journalism?

Steven Payne

Triple threat mental break down

Awesome Sawse

Would you rather be taxied by lance stroll or go to a spice girls concert sat next to Christian Horner?

Julia

I’m SORRY? The KITCHEN? That’s what you turned into your recording room???

Eddy Jenkins

Your jaw is very sharp

Jorge C

We need an update on the dentist chick, are you clapping them cheeks already??? Also, what are you going to be for Halloween? Is that a thing in the UK?

TheRussianspy

Hello comrade, About 2 months ago I found you on youtube and sing-up for your Patreon after watching two videos. I know about F1 from DTS yes I know it's a crime! My question is: Would you discuss a topic(screaming on the mic) that's not about F1, it can be whatever the fuck you want. I enjoy listening to you breaking down conspiracy theories (screaming) .

Bluto mindpretzel

Who is more likely to commit genocide of the other team LH or the verstappen shaggers

Tickle

Are you Yuki’s secret UK cousin? Read: are you doing this all just to get enough money together to start your own restaurant and not have to worry about money?

Joe Hendry

Women (his sister is a man)

c cc

Are you aware of Daddy Latifi s company once killed a animal rights activist named Russell and ppl were protesting outside of his house and at Queen Latifi s debut race? Link to the event and some lowkey hilarious images: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Regan_Russell https://images.app.goo.gl/k67A48ytNSC3ZUnS9

Paweł Mateja

We want bath tub back:D

TeamLH Cult Leader

GEORGE RUSSELL IS A WAR CRIMINAL

Chris

Shag Marry Kill: Sigmalonso Danny Retardo Adrian Newey's big phat brain

j1358

When are you going to release LIL' ROCKET tunes??

Pep

Do you genuinely believe Lance had a mental breakdown? I think he just crashed into him as per, but instead of driving he was walking. Maybe he didn’t see him and he thought he was a barrier, you never know. Also, with the whole tragic situation in the middle east, you reckon this’ll have any ramifications for Eurovision next year? Could be huge.

Vanessa Blanche

I feel like the Bungalow needs a pet, something chaotic but low maintenance and would appeal to a dicktater such as yourself.

Vanessa Blanche

No it’s like carework, he does it for the feels

David Urbánek

How often do you shave your head?

BlackJack

Are you a homosexual?

Vanessa Blanche

Zach Browntown

Vanessa Blanche

Does anyone know what Lance stroll is fatally allergic to?

Vanessa Blanche

They’d have to Diana him

Vanessa Blanche

Strolls never getting fired

raf

Did any of the upstanding citizens of Sheffield discover your secret identity already?

Mehall

Do you follow any other sports besides F1?

Osama bin russell

what guitars do you have, i’m pretty sure you have a flying V but that’s all so far

butters_147

Do you support Stroll's move to MMA after what he did to his trainer? 🤔

shansta

Who loses their seat first checo or stroll?

PHLATearth

Link for new table https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1505005556/premium-office-table-for-conference?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_a-home_and_living-furniture-office_furniture-desks&utm_custom1=_k_Cj0KCQjwsp6pBhCfARIsAD3GZuYhPFiVvmHbSnxuDiAgghoTafG5R9XuznJbKtuXCssNWZmmNJrIK6IaAmfFEALw_wcB_k_&utm_content=go_12576471769_121299178964_507694268048_aud-2079782229334:pla-308512767598_m__1505005556engb_102858184&utm_custom2=12576471769&gclid=Cj0KCQjwsp6pBhCfARIsAD3GZuYhPFiVvmHbSnxuDiAgghoTafG5R9XuznJbKtuXCssNWZmmNJrIK6IaAmfFEALw_wcB

someone

Did you see the dentist girl again ? The people want the truth

Bence Gábor

Which F1 team boss would pick to direct a Hollywood length porn blockbuster.

Erik Fox

Will Oscar Pastry move to Mercedes after Osama bin Russell drives into the fake Eiffel Tower in Vegas?

Constance Botnar

Rip, table and shout-out to her family ❤️

DAYUMica Patrick

How is the relationship with the woman dentist going? Do we have a wedding date?

GrowYourOwnPot

As an embarrassed to be an American Yankee........ I predict that the United States of America implodes within 5-10 years. This is a 2 part question. Not if, but WHEN this happens, 1.) Do you think Lewis Hamilton will still be on the grid and 2.) how long until Team LH invades and and the regime rises up in the west? F1 is growing in America fast and more than 50% of Americans today are absolutely certifiable, making them prime regime recruits. Would love to hear your thoughts on this ever rising concern. Huge fan, don't ever change

Constance Botnar

Mate, If the track limits in Qatar were as defined as your cheekbones, there wouldn't have been any penalties. ❤️ Q1: what's your skincare routine? Q2: do you think Verstappen can pull a fourth title out of Redbull's arse, or are the Mclarens gonna ride his next season?

Sverre

What do you think would happen if red bull would replace the Mexican minister of disgrace with Valtteri BottASS, so he could get some actual points for the team as well as start taking the piss with Lewis by passing him at every opportunity since he's no longer under mercs team orders?

DAYUMica Patrick

Oi you twat finish that shit and give us the bloody content and the farm server

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

fArM siMulAtoR or RiOt!

Charlie x

Do you think Oscar Piastri will outperform Lando Norris next season after seeing his performance in Qatar?

Chris Thompson

Asking the real questions

James Bourne

Since you've put all this effort into getting jacked, Do you now reckon you could have Lance Stroll in a scrap?

Nicolo Lorenzon

What if cute dentist girl turns out to be a Lance Stroll fan ?

「Vinz」 ᵀᴹ

what do u think is going to happen to Team-LH if Lewis retires

Grundhass

How would you've reacted if you were the windowlickers personal trainer?

Eric Schmitz

How many centimeters?

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

we know the answer to that. the idiot bought a green screen for 45 pounds off amazon. TANKS JEF!!!!

Osama bin ankle socks

How many of these questions are you not going to answer?

Fredrik

Who will win a Grand Prix first, Lando or Oscar?

AustralianViking715

Do you think sigmalonso gets paid extra money to be nice to the inbred? He's always putting little messages of support on his Instagram for the window licker. Also how's the granite statue of Michael Massi coming along

PHLATearth

All good now

Mattia Binotto’s Burner Account

What are your thoughts on the whole Grosjean/Andretti situation. xMattyG did call him a flappy j word but we need some investigative journalism done on this

Marko Kozić

1. f'ing tru 2.all of it

PHLATearth

Or Facials 😳🤣

Philipp

Who’s the new table doing?

Richard Strocher

Is Lance Stroll Stupid?

Ondřej Brož

Who should replace the Mexican minister of disgrace??

PHLATearth

🤣😂🤤☠🤯🙄😳😥🤔😩🐒

Oliver R

Which current driver would you shag if Michael masi came back into power ordered you to?

Fredrik

Will you be burning a pumpkin again this year?

AtomicPineapple42

what is your 1 word option of every driver on the grid

Gustawk

Who is worse: pual or windowlicker

PHLATearth

Any Chance we will see a comeback of Lil Rocket's PHAT BARRRZZZ❓❓❓

Zipa

Can't wait to hear how #teamLH reacted to the obvious HATE CRIME committed by Osama Bin Russell #LHdidnothingwrong My question is do you think we will get Rossberg vs Hamilton 2.0 or is George too much of a soy latte cuck?

Just Another Blonde

My question: how do you have such nice cheekbones, tf? My second question: how much jail time does Bernie deserve?

Oscar Villalobos

If you were part of a secret Santa with F1 drivers, who would you like to give a present to and would you give that person? Also, you’re cooking Christmas dinner for all of them, what would you feed them and who would you poison?

Leonardo Sigolo

Question: can you name 3 positive characteristics Lance Stroll possesses?

Nico

Are you wearing makeup?

Colt Alabama

How are you enjoying a little bit of wealth and have you treated yourself to any irresponsible purchases?

Fred

What are your opinions on the possibility of Andretti Cadillac joining the grid in a couple years' time? I for one will be sorely disappointed if they miss the opportunity to paint the car pink.

RPM’s Dad

RPM got cheek bones for days

KoRFletch

is it safe to say that stroll is a disgrace to Canada, more so that the green lantern movie and Justin Bieber combined.

Tim Robertson

What song encapsulates the RPM broadcast? Could it be AIC's "Down in a Hole" for all the rabbit holes we end up in?

Derek Brooker

Something something Logan Sargent having a nervous collapse in his car after you ousted his families Middle East oil ties

Shaun Nel

Shoutout to the tables family

PHLATearth

He's basically not allowed to leave the Bungalow, Banned from all Circuits and on the CIA's follow list

Mracik

Evening fucko have you considered doing some guitar stuff on the internets? I think a chunk of your audience (me) would be very interested.

Soebe

Hold on to your cocks. Rpm turned into Toto

mucklemon

Have you ever read the Bernie Ecclestone biography "No Angel?" It's an amazing story.

Luís Araújo

If you could have anyone from F1 past/present as a guest on The Nerve podcast, who would it be? And yes, of course it wouldn't be in the Nerve Centre, as it's an undisclosed location, but we could kidnap someone and take it there (not a cult)

LePain

Should the inbred spastic keep racing in f1 or retire and go back to shagging his sister?

PHLATearth

Everything is Possible

BadM

Question: Besides Michael Masi unleashing himself during the 2021 season ending the year with Abu Dhabi. Is there another season that stands out to you?

João Tadeu

Who blew up the nord stream 2 pipeline?

Shadnesz

What do you think about the performance of the Mexican disgrace in the last race and RedBull admitting that Sergio Perez is actually 5 miles behind max Verstappen?

Sister Susan

What do you think if the Arctic Monkeys latest Album?

Cooper

kvyat, whoever wins gets the child

Elliott Middleton

If you could pick one member of the conservative party to replace logan sergeant in the williams seat, who would it be

PHLATearth

They all had dicks my friend 🤣

Sam Sulek

Perfect band line up? What vocalist, bassist, guitarist and drummer are you choosing? You can choose 2 guitarists if selecting just 1 is tricky...

Slavco

What are your thoughts on the Ukranian President's trip to Parliament in Canada

Pepe

How u considered moving to Gaza strip? Really cheap housing currently

ghaaaa

What are your thoughts on the country of Israel and its history?

Hannah Schmitz

How do you feel about Hamilton trying to turn Osama bin Russel into Max at Silverstone 2021?

Rene

Question: In the foreseeable future, could you do a live F1 broadcast on the actual location. Live Stroll interview, pit commentary, grid walk meeting important influencesers. Yes please, call your accountant and book those tickets.

MiddleAgeRage

Check “The Race”s upload covering Lance Stroll from this week. Loaded with Mohawk Sympathizer comments

Moulin Splooge

Can we get an update on the giant Michael Masi statue?

ChemoCharlie

That's on your end tho

Ben Heyes

Do you still drive the Corsa or have you upgraded cause your on phat stacks !!!!!

Mathijs Vranken

If you have to make An F1 dream team... (2x drivers, boss, engineers, carbrand, pitgirls, mascot, etc...) What would it look like? Could get mental

Gurp

Perez maybe retiring after Mexico, what you think are the odds

Spastic81

Mate I am gonna find the nerve centre and get lil kimi onto u

Soutpiel78

Who's your favourite Spice Girl?

TheLoganBerry

If you had it your way, how would you change the current driver lineup Would you like to see any drivers at other teams

SmollPP

If I pay, are you down to try some shrooms some time?

Austin Rode

Bro needs a Kleenex sponsorship

Cooper

the cameraman who lays down at eau rouge

jeroen

Petreon alert RPM released a new video....... ffs i was happy for just a few seconds.

Mike777

I swear on me nans grave that regarding your posting frequency you have the fuckin consistency of ferrari! Bloody hell!!!

Sam 'Muttley' Lawton

Where did your interest in F1 come from? Have you always been a closeted Ferrari simp or have you rooted from anyone else? (Aside from the GOAT).

Rixy

Did you get the new phone?

Andry

how u feelin about max just winning the championship basically per default in a sprint race instead of the usual way?

ikeastolemytable

What do you think the regime is planning with Mick Schumacher? My theory is that they will use him to crash test the cars in pre season because of his ability to absolutely dismantle the cars when driving them for more than 20 laps

Amie Jardine

That's all great n that, BUT! Did you peel the film off your new titanium iPhone 15?

LM

Would you rather go side by side with daniel kiviat or lance stroll?

Nico

Question: I know you couldn’t care less, but do you believe any of the drivers has seen any of your videos?

Dracula

Marko basically gave Perez 2 races to return to form. Who’s your bet to replace him at Red Bull and how badly do you think they’ll clash with Verstappen?

Guido

If you could take any member of the F1 circus on a date who would it be?

The K

The table had a stroll incident

TheLazyHatGuy

ETA on the nerve weekly?

CowsWithGuns

How long would it take F1 organizers to deem an RPM fan meetup “dangerous” … Miami 2024?

Matt Gorner

Do you think Aston will have the bottle to start throwing the idea of sacking The Spack in the near future?

bigaidsfromthefareast

babe wtf are you playing at get up

Volta224

Strong rumors that Perez is retiring at the Mexico GP. Your reaction?

travers

Will Lovey Lancey Stroll aka Vic tits ever be good? They say practice makes perfect but what is he perfecting? Shagging it into the barriers?

Harry Dawson

Why do you have a minge on your head?

Prefect Racing

Rip table and shout out to Ikea meatballs

PeRfEcTly ReAsOnAbLe

status on the granite Masi statue pls?

Cooper

perfectly reasonable question: if kelly piquet raped you would you tell the police

Harry

Best person to replace stroll

Joe Griffiths

Did vitch tits drive your table?

windowsillett

Thanks lad

hqzzlol

I already can't wait to see what he is cooking for us.. Hopefully tomorow !

Aaron_Dat_Boi

I only got a serious one, what do you think about the whole Andretti situation

Wojciech Jaguś

Who's going to win RWC2023?

Jarrett Stone

My daughter turned one on Monday, could you give her a quick shout out in your next production so I can pretend her dad knew famous people when she grows up? Thanks mate

JFM

This lighting gives off a sexy gay Starbucks barista vibe. Maybe Mercedes would hire you to do socials

TheExile

Such a tease 🥵

The Freedom Tower

If given the opportunity to go to any F1 race which would you attend?

Danya

Ok but why am I jealous of RPM’s cheekbones

Ethan Chichester

You've got that Vardy chin

Eleanor Blythe

Genuine thoughts on the Russel/Hamilton team dynamic. If Mercedes ever get their act together do you think this could be a brocades 2.0 rivalry?

Desmo 🐱🍑🥷

Start editing bro, we’ve got nothing going on in our miserable life as you know!!!! I literally suffer from mental health problems, I binge watched all of your videos twice and listened to every nerve episode twice!! Ffs help me , I need my RPM fix