Post "The Nerve #9 - (HMRC enters the chat)" by "RPMF1" from patreon

Paul Parsons

I haven't paid for a TV licence for years. It's just for the BBC anyway, so not really a 'TV' licence. I just show the twats that show up at the door that I haven't got a TV and fill in some forms and they fuck off. Or they send me an email and I tell them to fuck off that way.

Robert Kubica GOAT

Come to Poland, world is easier and slower here. And almost everybody speak English.

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Tony Stark

The wait for the new youtube video was actually unbearable so I joined the cult. Going through everything chronologically, as per. And yes, you could be a model. Beautiful blue eyes and facial features.

Nikto

Ahhh mate! No toto buttplugs?? What am I gonna do with all the lube I just ordered??

William Calland

The sub exploded that same day right after systems failed and it went into free fall for a minute before imploding. The coast guard and the ship that launched the sub heard it through scanners in the water and they died instantly and were basically vaporized. The news however lied for days about them still being alive and needing help. It’s absolute insanity.

Alex Baker

23 minutes in: let’s get to f1 lmaoooo this shit had me rolling

Allen P

I can help you launder some monies. Hmu (also the tv license is for the bbc and stuff & they actually have gone through pretty crazy lengths to find peeps evading tv tax. I’m American and I know this, gosh)

Mariah Carey

I’ve listened to this episode maybe 20/30 times already. Honestly one of the funniest podcasts I’ve ever listened to. “They’re behaving like assholes” I can feel the emotion coming through and not a single word of a lie for the whole ep. I love it!

Gimi

fantastic rant on taxes, people look at you like you're nuts when you tell them they're being double taxed. even worse in the states, we shot a bunch of your king's stooges over a 3% tax

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

WE NEED MORE CONTENT!!!! FUCK THE FBI! LANCE STROLL IS A FEDERAL AGENT IN DISGUISE!!

Ryan Walkinshaw

monaco

Ryan Walkinshaw

Come move here to

John Doppelhauer

Taxes were the straw that broke the camels back for the 13 colonies to declare independence and kick England's ass twice.

John Doppelhauer

So you want worse Heath Care with far longer wait times to see a specialist and significantly worse treatment especially for cancer so it can be free?

John Doppelhauer

Is cable free and you pay a tax? Or do you have a cable bill and also a bill from the government? If so why? The government doesn't do anything to warrant getting paid in this aspect.

Drive2UncleClive

Welcome to the Matrix Rocket. Take the orange pill if you want financial freedom.

ChemoCharlie

taxes are way worse here in germany and we gotta pay for tv/radio too. even if you are not using it

Amanda Davis

You make me laugh so I became a patron, but they made me pay sales tax so I cancelled immediately.

rodreeeges

hes doin audio only now cuz its a podcast not a video

Ben

Why do the videos not get posted? Or am I missing something?

say-o-for-orgasm

arseplugs from a cuntmuscle

Pep

If you had to choose, who’d you rather have as your personal driver? Henri Paul, William Greer or Lance Stroll?

Moe Lester

feel you bro, got pulled over by cops at the start of pandy for the same reason. 6 points and £400 :(

MistaPutz

Move to Monaco

Garrat M

Because not everyone owns a cash based business to use as a legitimate front. Then there’s normies who don’t do crimes.

Nope

20k on guitars, drums, amps, foot pedals and costume. use it once in a video, done. Or even better, buy a vitchtits banner spot at or near the next grand prix

AG

You’ve woken up! Also yes on Granite Massi and just make a video specifically about him (which you’ll want to anyway)

Brenton Sword

I have listened to “so not only are they doing a terrible job, but while they are doing a terrible job, they are behaving like ASSHOLES” at least 40 times. I’ve never heard anything so true in my life.

Pep

I hate myself for knowing this, but if you use the Masi statue in a video, you can claim it as a business expense and there's fuck all they can do about it, since its in the video and all.

Prodigy

Hmrc? Her Majesty's Royal Cucks?

Ben Osborne-Ellis

I evenly redistributed my mouthful of morning coffee when I heard 85 in a 30.

Whitehorn

Someone needs to introduce RPM to my boys George, Thomas and Samuel. They got tired of paying tax to the crown once too

Matt

I knew before I googled that was the UK version of the IRS haha It's ok Rocket just stop pissing the paytch money away on your fuck shack for a few months.

RickitPoweredPooHawk

Thanks for not ripping us of and overcharging, youve made me smile through dark days, I'd charge double if I was you for the new people lmao

Windgeisel

In good old german fashion, we dont even bother checking if there is a tv or anything... You live in a flat, a house, or you own a company.... bamm... you gotta pay. Its actually at 220,32 € / 188,29 P. a year, aka. "Thats a lot of MONEY..." Id rather would spend it on Toto-plugs and rocket mugs.

Nathan. Lintz

7 1/2 inches? Could be better

Abe Lohnes

We want a video you fucking sickunt

Anthony Lathrop

The difference between an all-round nutcase and a right wing nutcase is just one or two income tax brackets.

Jackie Chan

Get in the capsule and edit your video.

Foley's Wedding Planner

If its so easy, what's everyone elses excuse? Are you all just lazy swine?

Foley's Wedding Planner

"It was....strongly worded..."

Toasty Jam

i want a but plug with toto wolf face on it

Zulugwa

Lets participate in making a new civilization! Ourzation!

868Hex

Can we have a 30 minute podcast video once in a while. Your facial reactions are gold

Garrat M

Money laundering is so easy. Italian Americans do it all the time, and if the dumbest most annoying people on the planet can do it. Then really anyone can do it.

Alexander Wright

It's, so you can watch BBC or 'cable' etc which is how it gets its funding.. You don't need it for basically anything else

Alexander Wright

I don't want more excuses! Just a rant about F1 slagging off bad drivers cough Stroll, cough (tho tbf respect to him for his stance on Spa, and recent passings) and how amazing Albon is and how, less shit Williams have been. (also wtf is going on with Toro Rosso) Please and Thank you, from your fellow outstanding citizen. Ps. down for a revolution anytime.

Brenton Sword

Can you please cut “read the room Sergio” into a short for the twats on YouTube?

Adam

What about a new car? "for the set"

Jermund Ottermo

Spot on about fear. 🤣 Sign me up for merch in any shape/form of Toto and the unveiling of Masi statue.

Brett Cayer

All time best rant. The man is spot on.

Jim

Dying of thirst for a video!

Viktor schinnerl

same shit in Austria monthly 22 Euro

Caitlin Stamper

You have to pay a tax just to have a screen every fucking year?!?! Jesus fucking christ

Max Schuhwerk

You also have to pay to watch TV in Germany even if you don‘t watch TV. You can Rape somebody no one cares but if you don‘t pay your GEZ (thats what it‘s called in germany) they burn you to death.

Caloy Diaz

One of the best rants. 😊

Jake Hamlin

Hope Patreon Money doesnt result in less YouTube Masterpieces being created. The cult has been craving for awhile now.

Jake Hamlin

7k members at $5.5NZD per month,

Villa

cry more

Tom Givnish

fuck off

J. David Palermo

RPM I'm pretty sure your girlfriend Latifi is a tax write-off. You should run it by your accountant

Kam Kalsi

Yea at least I get invited, cunt...

joseph mchugh

You must be fun at parties

Kam Kalsi

Dalibor Joksimović

I signed up for F1 content but I stayed for the rant outbursts. 😂 I feel ya man, in Serbia we also pay TV tax for each TV set we own plus they attached it to our electricity bill so you must pay it or they cut your power.

Jamer

I have scoured the internet to try and find a squishy stress ball in the shape of little Kimmy. Sadly, I've had no such luck thus far however the hunt continues..

Marko

To make things worse by the time you pay at the petrol station the fuel in your tank has been taxed 3 times.

Zulugwa

https://gyazo.com/95e53491ee087bb2eaeeee293a952c7e

Zulugwa

Mercedes breakdown #2? Toto we very polite on the radio. ZULUL

Fistful of Drachma

I know how to launder money, but since you're already making £ legally I would need a criminal enterprise to make it dirty and then make a few fake subscribers to make the money clean again. Not fruitful. What you need is a church. Like a Joel Osteen façade. Time to turn this baby into a bona fide cult. I'll procure the Nikes.

Stifmeister_2000

We also have that TV license fee bullshit here in Czechia. I don’t watch a TV and I have to still pay that shit. So not only in UK 😁

Kristian Olsen

This is perfect content to listen to, while you’re doing your chores. Have to say 👍🏻

Vin

I don't know anything about how UK taxes work, but if they're anything like US taxes then by far your best strategy is to defraud the government at every turn and just keep the bunker well-boobytrapped.

lukashenko

Claim everything you can - your rent, internet bill, food, buy a new computer and proper recording equipment, go to Silverstone, salary (if you draw a low enough amount you'll probably pay less social tax than business income tax)

raf

taxation is theft the hmrc sucks pp

IVO

Low key I prefer the audio format. I start uncontrollably laughing at public places and that makes the whole experience even funnier.

Hugo de Vries

My Z N.

Erik Fox

His Majesty needs his cut to pay off the under age prossies for the family. Keep up the good fight Rocket.

SJ

Do these buttplugs have a tiny speaker in them which while being inserted play "Mikey no no no"?

E B

Amen brother

GapeNET

Yikes. If you need a decent accountant hmu

Brenton Sword

Religion is tax exempt. I’ll happily put money into the pan in the church of Lil’ Rocket!

JG0193

Health care is sweet but tax is a higher in UK unless you live in CA or NY and If you’re an industrial super power like RPM, you literally get 45% of your money taken

Brian G

Found a video of vitch tits warming up before the race... https://youtu.be/NhDkoQniZpU

Paul Di Resta

that was 30 mins you said 40mins plus is audio that should have been a video

siebe naeye

I need video

Jay Kay

Yeah, but at least u guys get healthcare. In America they tax us for everything then say they can’t afford anything

Nico

Can a fan ask for a special episode only for “Lewis, we know the car is bad. Please drive the car” and team LH reactions? Please please please

April Hughes

Party mode!

Erasmus B. Dragon

#TeamLH Brake Magic button

Ben Jones

NO MIKEY NO

Erasmus B. Dragon

Some nerd on twitter broke down Verstappens quali times and he starts off his first lap faster than anyone in the quali session then just places his car just a little faster than everyone else. As Dear Leader says Max is just taking the piss at this point.

Cal Seeley

Thank you sir

Erasmus B. Dragon

Honda dropped out of F1 (then came back for daddy stroll) and RB created an company to build power units for ‘26 maybe partnering with ford or not and maybe hybrid or not it’s like drive to survive shit but IRL

Erasmus B. Dragon

As a not so secret Checo simp i have to say his main problem isn’t race performance, it’s quali performance. If he could get his shit together and slap together a decent quali session he’d be on the podium every single race. He drove 15th to 3rd today “intimidating” that spanish fuckboy nearly to death.

Maggicman

Every scenario ends with my ass done in............... I think RPM just summed up life Also, merch Idea - A desk top button that every time you smash it, some Toto Wollfism/RPM Saying (I swear down on me nan's grave/ Squeekie sound) comes out. You can call it the NERVE Button

Erasmus B. Dragon

I dont wanna sound crazy (im actually crazy) but this is a paid subscription isn’t it?

Cal Seeley

and I thought California taxes were bad.... BTW first time I'm reading about this so I want to get this straight. Redbull is dropping Honda and developing an engine for 2026 with Ford?

obama

YES RPM TAXATION IS THEFT

Tomi

Nah mate your devil's lettuce just open your third eye

fraser parsons

That shit fuckin slapped

Eithacos W

you have to pay for ANYTHING with a screen?! thats fucked man

Ross Aitken

Not quite how the TV licence works, it’s only if you stream/watch live tv

TheBritishRedneck

Move to America already ya piss pig. I escaped from my Sheffield hovel and I’ve been out here 10 years now. 🇺🇸

RickitPoweredPooHawk

Loved hearing you sing the Pixies, a few videos ago, don't let it go to your head though, but leg-end

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Yeah cheers Ted, ya cunt!!!!!

Neshkan

Write the buttplugs of as medical expences😂

Vershagger

Side note 2: my downstairs TV has no aerial connection and so they can’t force me into paying it.

Vershagger

Side note: you absolutely can do a ‘giveaway’ that’s tax deductible.

Vershagger

You need a better accountant. Mine is awesome at bending the rules 😍

Athinira

You HAVE to talk about the Toto Wolff butt-plugs in the video. The YouTube pigs are gonna lose their sh*t 😂😂😂😂😂

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

For fuck's sake can someone, anyone, whoever's remotely in charge at Sky please sack Naomi fucking Sniff!!!!!

Alexluisax

Please do videos we dont care if its not edited it just soothes my raging adhd - i will clap for you every Thursday at 6 thanks x

JG0193

Pure RPM ranting, love it Also can we set up PC2 online lobby so we can all send it through Eau Rouge in gt3 cup cars

Eddy Jenkins

Wow the taxes are crazy

GirthQuake

Dear Mr Mohawke, I as a fellow member of your movement I feel a raging desire to adapt to a walk in his shoes mentality. Whilst practicing your ways during the Austrian race that isn’t a race that’s a sprint was on in the final lap there was legendary commentary on the Alonso v degenerate “fight.” I believe this was a strategically planned terrorist attack by big daddy king pin. If I am correct in my observations and it’s not the mountains of devils lettuce within my system then please inform. Thanks xx

Doktorhund

The nerve needed to call supporters assholes. We are pigs at worst.

Tomi

That's sounds like the greatest race ever

Ola Nowicka

back me up assholes

Ola Nowicka

I know what we want- we want to watch your live commentary on the next race!!!!

Bence Gábor

Mate us pigs in Germany have to pay a TV access fee of 55 euros every 3 months or 220 quid per year. Basically if you don’t live under a bridge and you have cable in your house, apartment or fuckhouse, you have to pay this bastard. I KNOW! That’s how the state TV and radio stations are funded, so at least there’s that, but it’s still a scam.

HaasSymp

Make RPM squishy balls. I’ll buy 10 of them.

Nico

I’m half way the chapter and what a roller coaster of emotions… my ass got excited with toto

Prodigy

Write off the massi sculpture as art. That should do the trick.

Ben

I am craving for them plugs(21 m, questioning)

HeavyHanded

Every podcast we get one step closer to a full on cult. Hyped for it.

HeavyHanded

I am unbelievably disappointed at the lack of Toto buttplugs

Trevor Gracey

F1 dive to survive

nano22007

Where is the Discord server?

John Garvey

He has a life outside of doing this you know? He doesn’t owe us anything

Furashu

In Poland we have abonament RTV for TV and radio only and it costs 294 PLN (£57). Many young people don't pay it because they either don't have a radio nor TV or don't give a fuck.

True Quark

Project CARS 2 is Awesome. Check out Automobilista 2. That is exactly what Project CARS 3 SHOULD have be.

Thomas

The f**k you playing at "a granite statue of Michael Masi is not a business expense". Once you b̶u̶y̶ commission that thing your numbers will go through the ROOF.

not so wiseman

Very sad about the plugs. But will be creating my own RPM merch for Silverstone this year. White shirt and sharpies!

Manik Ahluwalia

I could listen to you talk about ANYTHING all day long

Satan's Avocado

Guenther Steiner Dildos?

Lodewijk Duymaer van Twist

Max is so completely bored by all the other drivers, he is just playing games. This time just improving by a little every lap to try setting Purple every lap 😂 Verstappen Sprint race 1:18.498 Fastest lap 1:18.008 Fastest lap 1:17.427 Fastest lap 1:16.807 Fastest lap 1:16.547 Fastest lap 1:16.882 1:16.028 Fastest lap 1:15.911 Fastest lap 1:15.774 Fastest lap 1:15.718 Fastest lap 1:15.396 Fastest lap 1:15.365 Fastest lap 1:15.163 Fastest lap 1:14.992 Fastest lap 1:15.223 1:14.506 Fastest lap Slicks for other drivers 1:14.718 1:14.292 Overtaking backmarkers 1:14.426 1:14.460 1:14.344 Letting slick drivers un-lap themselves 1:15.580 1:16.025 Finish

ChillyWilly

I joined the the RPM nerve gang patron -probably like all the other window licking a**holes that'll have the nerve to read this message- for your hilariously retarded informative F1 video's. But fundamentally, every lil low wage pig is here for your humor. The more I can waste my pointless life laughing my ass off listening to your bullshit, the better so thanks for these podcasts ya lazy knob. On the other hand, I always like to torture my friends and little sister by making them look to that ugly a** mug of ye, and that's becoming a lil hard having 5 or more people just listening, basically s(h)itting around a blank screen, eventually starting to stare each other in the eyes, in short, more uncomfortable than looking you in the face. So please RPM, for the love of goatifi, just have ya phone or something videotape uncut footage with minimal editing effort-like the Russian prostitute you identify yourself with- of you creating the nerve podcasts to prove us your not just wankin' it for 30m+ sessions straight you lil dirty bastard!

WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP

Not watching F1 any more as it is boring seeing who comes 2nd and 3rd. As a fellow Yorkshireman RPM reminded me of my early 80s yoof when the Inland Revenue discovered my Saudi Arabia contract. Still have a lovely A5 typed letter from Newcastle saying how much I had to pay. #goodolddays

Vource

Acting like lance hasn’t slapped alonso so far

Tyler

Make a rage against the grand prix video, pleasseee!

Patrick

"The govt are coming through the letterbox!" Literally shaking for you mate.

Andrew Brown

It's coming up on 3 weeks since an F1 video with there being plenty to talk about, any chance? I didn't subscribe here for podcasts...

Ben Varco

HMRC are what you get when the devil summons an army from hell.

Louis Blanshard

This page is not even F1 anymore 😂😂 still gonna listen of course

Hunter Biden

I’d setup UAE freezone under the custody Mohammed Been Slamming Margaritas

Rachel Gunning

HMRC owes me £360. I earnt £1800 before tax last year. Perks of working for the NHS

JG0193

Burn

Brendan M

But not as hard as your mum

Brendan M

Sure does

LW2330

Accounting sucks ha ha

LW2330

Lol

Brendan M

If you want to hide your pennies then you will have to hide them in the USA. The UK is a part of the CRS, so if you open an account anywhere VISA is accepted then the HMRC will know. The USA has FATCA and does not participate in the CRS so HMRC can go fuck themselves. Wyoming I think is good. Google it. Anyway since Patreon and whatnot are USA based they pay a USA company that you own and then you employ yourself from a company related to that account. Only declare what you spend. To avoid USA taxes then you need a proper accountant. Good luck. Happy if this sparks a civilised conversation about accounting in your comments section.

Guido

Another class act to the mentally unwell community

Guido

Your loss

TeamLH Cult Leader

GIVE US A VIDEO BEFORE I UNLEASH THE CULT

Jusmar

RPM this entire story is why americans exist

Charlie Tango

Another episode I won't listen to because it's not a video

Not Will Buxton

God damn, that granite statue is necessary

AshX Productions

South Africa very much still also does tv licence

Trike PJ

You just made my sunday a good day

Derek de Popcorn

You can make excuses for no videos all you want but we all know that you're really just moulting, the bungalow is full of your shedded skin and you haven't yet grown a new meat suit over your scales. Don't be afraid to show the Patreon believers your true lizard form.