The Nerve #7 - B&Q Trans Pig
🕑 Added 2023-06-17 16:18:28 +0000 UTCin this episode of the nerve i yell about my recent experience at B&Q, Jack Nicholls getting sacked for 'inappropriate behaviour' and answer some of your perfectly reasonable questions.
George Soros is a globalist demon, happy pride month.
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Tony Stark
I support the community through my initials - TS
Stanley Buttlover
Funny someone mentioned Bill Burr as this does have a big MMP vibe
dutcharest
wtf is a paul di resta fan
Dashnet -
As a member of the LGBT community this is VALID
Matt
More video podcast please
Phunkysmurph
He has been more accurate than ANY mainstream news sources, which is sad considering his unhinged rants about some really crazy things. At least when he has lied he retracted it, not quadrupling down
Ivan
This by far the best yet. I've started from the bottom and now I'm here, at this piggeon fucketry and this is golden! This should go to all elementary schools hahahaha
Fragbait
If Lance Stroll is truly a spastic retard, is there a short motorhome in the paddock?
Aleksander Piaskowski
Much Love from Poland RPM <3
Nathan Haydu
I sexually identify as a GAU-8 machine gun. My pronouns are BRRRRRRRRRRRT and BRRRT(in a lower pitch)
Evinak
Tim Dillon is def gonna sue you for the "send (blank) to jail" bit.
King Headass
His fantasy is so unrealistic
shawn m.
I like video podcasts sometimes but I like to chuck one on when I'm walking somewhere or cutting the grass. Listening to music is good too but learning something or having a chuckle when you're doing something you'd rather not be doing is nice too. Podcasts are great. Especially The Nerve mate! Please keep them comin! ๐ฅ๐ค๐๐ซก
Cameron Duffy
Road tax doesnโt exist, itโs called Vehicle Excise Duty and is determined by your vehicles emissions.
Vource
Forgetting road tax
Mooch
Imagine thinking Alex Jones *is* a legitimate sourcebook news. The nanobots in *my* bloodstream keep whispering โnoโ.
Anthony Lathrop
Well, not everyone has access to the government documents proving that Hillary is a demon from Hell and that Bill Gates put nanobots in the covid vaccines. If I had access I'd be very interested to read them.
Gimi
imagine thinking Alex Jones isn't a legitimate source of news. he reads more official government documents than anybody, including and especially, you.
Phunkysmurph
I miss the rage against the Grand Prix video
Anthony Lathrop
Alex Jones is less funny when you live in a country where 40% of voters think Alex Jones is straight news. Also, the accusation that Hillary is an alien cannibal lizard who eats babies makes no sense. Because if she's an alien lizard eating human babies, it isn't cannibalism.
Cal Seeley
what are the specs on that car you sit in, and you had to have raced at the cart track you flagged for? Lets here some times and some race stories about lapping some kids in a 25cc
Justin Burns
Come on mate we all know you just don't want to edit the long videos ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Keep punching F1 in the dick
Emilie Tan
Yeah this scares the shit out of me. Iโve been quite passionate about medical freedom my whole life, itโs my worst nightmare basically.
Maroulita
1. I thought I would not like this format as I'm one of the video-loving pigs, but I actually loved it! Chef's kiss!๐๐ฝ 2. Look at you being a posh, corporate number, walking through Tesco with your airpods in!๐ I almost pictured it!๐
nennu
thats very thoughtful of him
Hix
I GOT U THE MEANING FROM CHAT-GPT AND IT MEANS โTimestamps are tags within a transcription that identifies the exact point in an audio or video where the given text or subject was spoken to make it easier for listeners to jump or go back into a specific partโ U CAN PUT THE TIME STAMPS IN THE DESCRIPTION OF THE PODCAST. AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE R SCREAMING.
Aleks
hi from poland thanks for the shoutout
butters_147
Gone through all your stuff on YouTube so naturally I had to come lookin for more. Thank fuck for this. ๐ Love your work brother. Love F1 and most of the conspiracy shit you touch on is bang on (as long as it's not a troll). As a Canadian, keep the Stroll criticism comin. ๐คฃ I've been saying the same shit since the prick showed up at Williams.
Snail Chaser
I STILL DONT KNOW WOT U MEAN BY โTIME STAMPSโ ALSO WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
April Hughes
I'm more worried about the Fundagelical X-tian sects and their lack of tolerance towards different perspectives, a lot of these monsters are in all branches of government.
Jake Hamlin
If anyone wants links Ill happily provide them, too many are blindly walking toward a dystopian globalist and excessively technocratic future.
Jake Hamlin
Now you're aware of ESG, you inevitably go down the rabbit hole on WHO/IHR regulation changes happening right now to allow further health restrictions/lockdowns for a wider range of reasons, not just viral outbreaks or pandemics but also environmental emergencies with potential to impact health. The digital passport is written into these changes and the WHO chair recently published a video statement confirming WHO plan for a global health system built around the digital passports.
Jake Hamlin
I agree about the longer content (45min+) being Audio only, perfect for absorbing while working. but i think every race still needs a recap video, with your voiceover perspective/opinion being the focus ofcourse. Wouldnt mind if theyre short (3-5mins) with minimal editing (no memes just race footage) I do understand that editing your style of content requires excessive hours, Im also aware that memes are the secret to your success too I cant support the Ts due to the legislative motives of their culture especially laws involving kids, an adult identifying as a pigeon doesnt bother me or impact society without legislation. but Male sex offenders identifying as female when they're imprisoned bothers me immensely. The worst aspect of the T Culture is the recent legislation allowing children consent to taxpayer funded transition surgery or medication without their parents consent. It's a slippery slope because if a child can legally consent to permanently damage their sexual organs against their parents wishes, then inevitably they could legally consent to use their sexual organs. I dont care If someone's a T, each to their own, I specifically reject the legislation forcing the ideology into society, the legislation seems to be the fundamental priority of T culture evident by their lack of tolerance towards different perspectives
Tom Rowson
What a fuckin amazing Broadcast. Top tier work commute audio.
Matt
Rocket you have to check out Ben Avery's new podcast Lemon party. It's my new favorite
Charles the Absolute Worst
F1 is the teletubbies. Byzantine chariot racing, now that's a real sport. Blues and Greens, the Nika Riots; those were the days.
jusss31
i know, put they do play a part in the coming new world order
Max Springer
RPM actually getting the knowledge and being accepting, based af
Foley's Wedding Planner
@RPM I just want you to know I introduce your content to my friends as "He's the Tim Dillon of Formula 1"
Old Fart Rattler
BREAKING F1 NEWS: Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso Share Beautiful Moment After Canadian GP!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME PEOPLE??!!! Drivers do not share beautiful moments with other drivers unless they are crashing them into a fucking wall and winning the race after doing so. What the hell does the people at F1 Briefings on FanNation think this is ??? Mary Poppins?? Come one you shit wads. Letโs not muck up this sport any more then it already is with all these silly emotions. Drivers Fight! They donโt share Beautiful Moments!! Leave this sport to the GLADIATORS! And all you wimps can go and watch the Teletubbies.
Coco pops
Please donโt drink and drive, if you get arrested Iโll have to go back to being a WTF1 cuck or watching the forehead
Foley's Wedding Planner
I got up to "But hypothetically what if someone fucks it into the barrier" before I realized what was happening and started laughing.
Emilie Tan
Also, did you watch the Joe Rogan experience with RFKJR? He mentions chemicals that change male frogs into females. I laughed so hard and was like omg Alex Jones was right! (โThey put chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay!โ๐)
Emilie Tan
Hahah I do remember this exact clip from Alex Jones!
WTF is a Kilometer
Honestly, this patreon is the best money I've ever spent.
Lange Man
Wow my question was actually answered and as the first one as well, goddamn. Thanks for the great content!
Lil, bลo
M8 vidcast please I want to see the mohawk
PHLATearth
#flatearthmatters
Zulugwa
The earth frequency is in TURBO mode! http://sosrff.tsu.ru/srimage/shm.jpg
Jorge Colmenares
Blackrock and Vanguard are not the government. They are hedge funds.
Jorge Colmenares
The need to bump the ESG scores is all about Larry Fink's wet dreams for all things woke and how his BlackRock 10 trillion dollar capital Satanist corporation can basically send any company on earth into the depths of hell by pulling their investments... Look it up it's all there
Benny Hendrix
Since youโre somehow actually reading this. I hope you keep the focus more on the video format. Even if itโs just you sitting in a car with no editing and auto-subs, it still beats audio only. Just cos English is my second language lol. Donโt know what percentage your audience is like that, but we do exist and we hope you keep our handicap in mind ๐
Benny Hendrix
You wouldโve given TeamLH an even bigger one, for sure
Snail Chaser
if I was around in 21 Iโd of had an actual aneurysm
Benny Hendrix
Just wanted to say thank you so much for your content, man. I stumbled upon the Red Bull Cuck Machine randomly on YouTube a few weeks ago, and it just hit the mark so well, I then watched all your videos in one night. Such breath of fresh air after listening to WTF1, The Race and Driver61 for years. F1 fandom has badly needed someone with this attitude, personality and creative journalistic approach. If only we had you for the 2021 season
Benny Hendrix
We need that Rage Against the Grand Prix video! So much happened there: Albon becoming a legend, Ferrari not pulling a Ferrari, Stroll being Stroll and Alonso getting closer than ever to Max. Canโt wait to see you wrap it all up into a conspiracy theory only to tear Stroll down
Jonathan
Video is more difficult and more expensive to produce, my dude
Peter Antinozzi
I gotta say, regardless of wether it's called a podcast or a vidcast or whatever the fuck you want to call it, I prefer it with video
Brenton Sword
Loved the podcast! Weekly podcast would be fucking mint!
Free Latifi
All for audio only sometimes but please put these in an RSS feed so we can listen in a podcast app instead of a browser window
Hix
IT MEANS UPLOAD IT TO YOUTUBE IN A SEPARATE PODCAST CHANNEL AND GOOGLE WILL DO THE LAZY WORK FOR YOU AND PUT THE TIME STAMPS AUTOMATICALLY.
Zulugwa
TRUU LULW Podcast is indeed just an audio. If its a video of people talking its a Vidcast. ZULUL
Celestial Navigation
Thanks for answering my rambling question in your pod. (32:58) I do think you make a good point about how we are all influenced though the media we consumeโ perhaps, hyper-consume and how what informs our sense of comedic identity and self. There is something to be said about how satire builds a narrative that otherwise, any involved would be oblivious too.
Matt
Video adds so much to this, and if people don't want to sit down to watch the whole thing then they don't have to. Would be great to keep video for the long form content.
April Hughes
Hey Daddy....Matty is a shit, but Tom seems like a good guy. Knows his stuff, etc.
Pierzakandcompamy
satul from poland m8 the adolf talk is alright as it is properly funny funny
Tom Purvin
Could always tell that you listen to Big Timmy D ๐คฃ
Lucian Francis
30-40mins of joy
Lucian Francis
VIDEO PLEASE
Amir Vafaei
I do not have stong opinions about the definition of "Podcast". What I am certain about is that your content makes me forget about the misirible life in the middle east. So here is what I (who actually matters) want: More RPM content.
Snail Chaser
WOT DOES THAT MEAN
Furashu
As a Pole I find those Hitler jokes hilarious. We like jokes about WW2. A comedy about WW2 from 1970 (How I Started The WW2) is one of the most iconic and beloved Polish movies.
CatalanJM
I want video!!!!!!
Oli
Alonso warned us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri7lDtqizwQ
Hix
TIME STAMPS PLEASE!
Joseph Vogel
This is still coming from the bathtub right?
Reaver
It's not just the contrast of you saying your opinion in a tight world that makes it automatically funny, it's the delivery that really makes it funny
Turd McDurk
Inject these episodes into MY VEINS
Team El Haych
Hire me for free. Iโm a fat retard who works remote and accomplishes fuck all during the days.
Amie Jardine
I have just listened to this after the GP finished. I was meant to listen to it last night but I was high and thought it was spoilers for the race today and the forgot about it...... yeah, I think Al go back to drinkinh rum. However...... this is probably one of your funniest broadcasts so far ๐คฃ๐ซถ
Rachel Gunning
2005 Peugeot 2006 with a few dents. Maybe worth ยฃ500
Mees Remmers
If the car is a p1 then no, otherwise... You now know what the shirt is worth
Mees Remmers
He's just trying to be inclusive... Including a girls comment
Mees Remmers
You're a hypocrite, telling us not to scream at you because you're disabled, while you're screaming about vitch tits...
Steven Bollero Jr
I can't watch it. It makes me feel like I'm disassociating or living in some different realm.
Athinira
This podcast slaps so much i had to go watch Abu Dhabi '21 again. That race is just like porn: it brings my wildest fantasies to life.
iambreed
A weekly schedule sounds nice untill you remember you're a twat who will upload whenever he pleases.
BroFoulity
Hijacking for awareness that Ted is currently having a mental breakdown over Norris and will 100% shoot up a school.
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser ๐ป๐ณ
RIP Canadian bird, shout out to itโs family
EstabanOcon'sHelmet
Max thinks he's hit a bird.......well it is a family past time!!!!
LowerCase mai
You are like one of the only youtubers the more I know about the more I actually like. Keep it up King
siebe naeye
with my attention disorder i can't keep my fucking focus if there is no fucking visual shit. please next time insert some subway surfers gameplay, thanks.
HaasSymp
I appreciate your passion for hardware. It sounds like I'd love B&Q. Based on this episode, I feel as though I shouldn't foist my view about world peace upon the internet. I'll find a way to change my little picture (whateverthefuck that is called). Any suggestions for what it should be?
Michael Maclean
One good thing about Lawrence Stroll is that he seems to be not running the team around his son. Sauber under longbow finance basically have Nasr and Wehrlein an f2 car so that Markus Ericsson looked good instead of giving the best chance to their best driver. At least Lance Stroll isn't being given a better car than his teammate for nepotistic reasons. That's where the good parts about big daddy end but given that he raced IMSA for a bit so he's a racer in some capacity and knows deep down that Lance isn't up to it.
HaasSymp
#Goals
Aaron
I definitely want a RPM soundtrack recorded for the channel. Something to do with daddy, daddy stroll. ๐
TeamLH Cult Leader
I have to say, it was really hard to reach a climax without the video. I mean I ejaculated in the end, but it took about 24 hours so my Penis looks like Charle LeClerc is about to climb in to it and put it into a wall it's that red.
Sapeghost
Gezzz, the Nerve episode up to 1 hour, im ready to hear this while im eating and pray that im not get choke of all the jokes makes in this episode.๐๐
ChemoCharlie
i draw my line after the horse. Lasagna with horse meat is fucking delicous!
ChemoCharlie
Pro Tip: get off TikTok - fix your dopamine
Bigsackmac
Give me some early race retirement predictions for today big man
Klee Baumgarten
A very noble goal, good luck!
Snail Chaser
thank you for explaining, I wish to attain all wisdom and become an oracle
Hamilton Vapelord 420
Do back to whatever hole you crawled out of Paul
Bartek Golenia
Thanks for polish shoutout, we dont care
Klee Baumgarten
The Q stands for "queer" and/or "questioning" depending on who you ask. The word queer was appropriated by homophobes some time in the 20th century to use as a slur against gay/trans people, but during the 2010s it has sort of been reclaimed by the LGBT/queer community as a catch all term for people that are LGBT or those who do not want to put a specific label on themselves, but are some form of gay/bi, trans, 2-spirit, etc. And the term questioning is for people who are not sure yet as to which term to identify themselves with or people who are still unsure wether they're queer at all. So yes, some of the Queers are "just gay dudes in hot pants" but there are all kinds of people refering to themselves as queer. Also thanks for ready this, I really appreciate it a lot that you want to educate yourself on this matter.
Snail Chaser
k so the iโs are real people, what about the Qโs, Dave Chappell says theyโre just gay dudes in hot pants eg.Sam Smith
Vource
Can you please put some family guy clips under the podcast and songs over it so my dopamine fried brain can listen
Klee Baumgarten
I am not very educated on that to be honest so I looked it up and matches with what i have heard up until now. From Wikipedia: Intersex people are individuals born with any of several sex characteristics including chromosome patterns, gonads, or genitals that, according to the Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights, "do not fit typical binary notions of male or female bodies" (Me again now-->) So it's mostly non typical hormones, but there can be diffirent arrangements of genitalia, often though they dont work as expected. As far as i know a lot times Doctors give intersex children surgeries after birth to make the genitalia look more cis typical. Lastly there are some nonbinary people who undergo surgery to get the missing one (nob or puss) fit to them but then one of those wont really be functional. TL:DR: Kinda yes but not really.
Paul Di Resta
youre just too lazy to edit. you lazy bastard
Snail Chaser
genuine question (from a cis-het pig), u mean intersex like u can have a nob and puss at the same time cos that would be god tier genitalia
BlacKHeaDSg1
This is the most informative podcast that i ever listened !!! Thank you !!!
nennu
Omg my question was featured ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐๐ this never happens to me i feel so famous thanks dad๐ค
Klee Baumgarten
Yo just 2 quick things about the LGBT thing and I dont want to be too combative but I just want to say something. First of all after the LGBTQABC... stuff somewhere theres an I for intersex which is very much a scientificaly proven real thing that there are more than 2 sexes humans can have. Second of all the reason LGBT people push their thoughts and hold their pride parades and everything because they still do not have the same rights cis-hets have. Trust me we dont want to do all this protesting but we have to do it to get rights. Also yeah all these demented capitalist pig ass corporations should be made fun of for trying to act all LGBT friendly while clearly not giving any shit about their employees.
Satan's Avocado
have you considered doing an alternative commentary livestream so we can watch on sky and listen to your wise and carefully considered opinions as it happens
WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP
Mate, I ride on the Trans Pennine Express. It is always crammed for a reason... ๐ค
Pronato
I am very relieved that you take your late night hydration seriously, even if it comes are the potential risk of a sugar rush
P d Resta
Amen
jusss31
Also, da fuck you mean you dont drink or do drugs. Da fuck am i paying for here, also datz boooring. Next time i wanna see you off your tits, flyng around like a bird a d screaming about multidimensional demons, like a respectable person
jusss31
The reason these companies are so opsessed with ESG scores is money, having a high ESG score means billions of dollars from daddy goverment. The whole ESG bullshit was set up back in the day to insentivise companies to reduce emissions, but they for some fucking reason made social aspects (diversity) also part of it, so companies instead of spending tens, possibly even hundreds of millions on reducing emissions, just hired a few asians, blacks and women here and there, and got the same amount of cash. It is a awful thing really. To continue deeper into the rabbit hole, do research on Blackrock and WEF
Snail Chaser
just put a wheatabix on top of a volleyball and draw a face itโs the same thing
ะัะพ ะขะฐะฑะตะปะฐัะฐ
Horses are delicious and not eating them is a soy stance
Kiran Kok
Great episode, can't wait for the weekly nerve episodes
IVO
Incredible episode of the nerve. But your Nerve #2 was truly groundbreaking cinematic experience.
Abi
you should put this on the Fountain podcast app and get some value for value
Rascal on the Run
He still has not addressed the existence or lack there of a letter box slot in the new bungalow's door.
Heavy Metal Trucker
Iโm on patreon so I feel like I can say whatever I want. Fuck a duck jones.
axman1000
It was sarcasm, in case that wasn't clear enough
Gimi
please cry more
Arthur Nichols
It's honestly got to the point where I look forward to your videos and podcasts just as much as the actual race
Jon Clark
I was the one that said you should probably delete the video. I apologise, I forget about the buzz you get from a Capri Sun.
Jason Steptoe
perturbed: (adjective) troubled in mind : feeling or showing agitation.
matth315
Hulkenchad.
axman1000
No video??? What the fuck am I paying you for, you whorepig? Bitch better have a video next time around! Jeez!
Kacper Trzaskowski
Don't worry Daddy, we love Adolf jokes in Poland
PC
Audio only? No problem. Had you in my ears while working on the car ๐๐ผ
Stark Botha
you might aswell just video yourself talking shite and call it a vodcast or whatever the fuck the kids are calling it these days. now im sat here in the dark listening to this audio but with nothing to occupy my ADHD faceballs and it feels FUCKING WEIRD.
Toto wolff arseplug ๐ณ๐
yoo as a the wheels on the buss go round and round person, I def agree with your point on forcing pride things out. Its just a sexuality, the only thing you need to do is acknowledge that it does exist, explain what gay bi is. then u are good. I'm super tired of seeing all this crap.
Pirelli Wets
My jaw dropped when I saw the girth of this oneโฆ gonna need a full bucket off coconut oil.
BlackJack
Good content, no video=gay
Gustawk
And yes youre big in poland
Rachel Gunning
I meant should I give my exโs car back in exchange for the t-shirt cus he still has it lol
Baseem Mayala
This format is perfect... we get to have an hour every week :)
Simon Harmel
Can I watch you recording this audio podcast next time pls
Gustawk
Have you noticed that there isnt a single pearson in the comments scraming sam vegan or lgbtqua++++ bullshit when we are on a paid platform?
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser ๐ป๐ณ
I identify myself as Lance Stroll, my pronouns are bark/bark
edoardo
I really would have loved a 40 minutes video
Hamilton Vapelord 420
Your missing out
Ben Varco
Since itโs pride month you should have recorded this in the closet.
Gustawk
Mate do the podcast on monday so the week is less shit
Geezer
Who knew rpm was making all this shit completely sober #straightedge
Snail Chaser
perfectly reasonable behaviour
Snail Chaser
I KNEW IT
Orestis Pap
My man is speaking the truth, and the fact that the only place where he can safely say his opinion is a platform where you have to pay money to listen to it, shows how the freedom of speech has been thrown out of the window nowadays on every other social media platform.
Edivino Boveto Junior
In Brazil they fired a host for 'inappropriate behavior' but turns out he shat on a towel and after that he put the towel behind a microwave, in the kitchen. sauce: https://www.diariodolitoral.com.br/brasil/defecou-no-camarim-e-se-limpou-com-toalha-dudu-camargo-e-demitido-do/169236/
Mark virant
bro should be a president
Vin
As someone who has to deal with ESG investing nonsense at my job, thatโs not really how ESG works, but also, in some ways the way it does work is worse. That said, George trying to turn everyone into trans pigeons is 100% true.
Vanessa Blanche
You donโt know how much I needed this today. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
Vin
Nothing in the world surprises me less than you being a Tim Dillon fan.
JG
Your wildest fantasy is absolutely maniacal. That will obviously never happen.
Harvey Price
Never mind Pual doresta bring that cunt back. This spastic can do one!! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_Patrick
Nathan Wilcox
Yay for the return of audio!!
Ben
Can't get it to play ๐
Mike
Audio only or not I can't get the cunty thing to play. Outrageous. It's probably groundbreaking too
TeamLH Cult Leader
Listen to it between FP3 and quali you Paul Di Resta wannabe
Austin Rode
You and Ferrari teaming up on strategy?
Olavo Alves
You released this now, right before FP3? How the fuck do you dare to do this? Itโs fucking Vich tits country you dumb twat. Unbelievable
CT
Its the genes bro
Goldiee1
Fucking hell m8, you feeling alright?
Snail Chaser
yes this is an audio transmission and i explain my content strategy in the episode
Soebe
Right before FP3 :D
NoraWoodsy
audio only? i swear down on me nans grave of the fuckin nerve
Nathan16
1 hour?!?! Fuckin hell, this independent black Asian women is working as hard as her ancestors did in the factories and the fields
TeamLH Cult Leader
+1 this, will wait for the video if so
Vource
My brain doesnt get stimulated without your sexy face or family guy clips. So sadly I can not sit through this
Harry
Rocket, is this audio only?
Derek de Popcorn
When are you going to do a face reveal video you fucking lizard?
Liam McNaught
Class mate
NigdemSlayer
Post faster next week piss pig
Austin Rode
Will there be a video too or audio only?