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(Mclaren enters the chat)
🕑 Added 2023-07-22 13:29:30 +0000 UTCi just dieeeeedddd in your arms to nighhtttt
it must have been something you saidddd
should of waaaallkk away
sha la laaa laa la la
lots.of.sugar
i was a bit clammy in this one cos it was 45 degrees inside the nerve centre and the journalism was fireeeee
Comments
Rocket Powered Mullet
Track was wetter than Lance Strolls chin...killed me, 😆 🤣 😂
gas panic sherry
Let's get the pot started and set it up. Zac reminds me of a dude my mate dated that after a few drinks he's lifting the hem of his shirt when dancing and went into full detail on how my best mate loves anal. All that aside, let's get our best Q's and do it Doug!
The Wolf
Cameo? Is that like onlyfans?
PC
I just learned that Zak Brown is on Cameo. For $250, Zak can send you personal message. I found it odd to see him on there but he says all proceeds go to charity. You should ask him about the cocaine and hookers.
Vitch tits
Pual is busy on holiday in Rhodes at the moment
Abe Lohnes
If I don’t get to wake up to the podcast I might lose my fucking nerve
The Wolf
I love the smell of no-pual in the morning.
Christian Niemiaho
How about putting Pual in that second RB? xD
Snail Chaser
TOMORROW and there is pewis talk
Snail Chaser
TOMORROW CALM DOWN
Vitch tits
My dude, are you cooking for us hungry masses?
Abe Lohnes
We need content you cuck give us what we want!
Brenton Sword
Where’s the podcast at?!
Vitch tits
There should be a special episode of the brilliance of lance stroll, and by brilliance I mean completing his third race this year without fuck smashing someone's door in Hungary. At least I think he did, I don't think the TV director showed jam boy at all
Balljoint
When is new Podcast? Pewis Pamilton needs to complain about how late your Podcast is and he cannot do it till you actually release it. Why do you hate Pewis so much!?!?!
OsamaBinstappen
New podcast when
PHLATearth
This page is always DRY like the fanny of Kelly Piquet. Make it WET AGAIN!
Foley's Wedding Planner
It was the Chrome Livery that got them outta the funk
Foley's Wedding Planner
Welcome to Formula 1, where he says "the window licker" and I'm not 100% sure which one he's talking about specifically until the picture comes up
Foley's Wedding Planner
All I'm saying is.....Zak gets on the sauce and suddenly the bois start stacking podiums.....for the sake of McLaren fans and the sake of the sport, buddy please don't stop....
Shlong Kong
The Nicholas Latifi montage was hilarious 🤣
Gimi
I'm ready for Latiflation
Paul Panzer
It’s a good one boy
Mike
Loved seeing you get F1 legend Sonny Hayes's reaction to Danny Ric's McLaren deal.
Chuck Norris
Rocket powered should see this: https://www.facebook.com/groups/f1onlymemes/permalink/1712411872606830/?mibextid=S66gvF
Johnny Utah
We need your expert journalist analysis on teamLH having a meltdown over Norris saying Lewis never had a backmarker car.
Pang
Latifi is being groomed to take over the world economy fourem. Hot air balloons for sustainability.
Alexis Baird
Dunno, GOATify running shit might be an improvement on the current SITuation
Michael Massi
never heard of him, ill look him up on linkedin
Garrat M
It makes sense the King is getting an MBA. It’s a graduate degree for babies, you have a real Lance Stroll to not pass.
Paul Carberry
Any relation to Michael Masi
Michael Massi
Follow the coke. fat Brown started putting it into the mcl60 fuel tank, we know adrian newey is a coke wizard, and nobody will sell mercedes any sugar since bottas left. george is a cop.
William Frazier
Were missing a few dictators on the wall 👀
Ryan Ewers
I’m an ignorant slut….
Paul
As an Aussie, really happy for McLaren! Great 2nd place (twice in a row) by Lando, and I think good work by Piastri. Riccardo might have beaten Tsunoda, but really don't see him as an Australian hero again.
Satan's Avocado
Also come on pig the race has been over 20 minutes wheres the fookin video? Slacker!
Satan's Avocado
Toto must be getting bored of being cuckolded by his own engine and getting dick slapped in the face by his customers
Abe Lohnes
God fucking damn I hate him
Abe Lohnes
Just got banned off the F1 subreddit for referring to Checo as “the Mexican”
TeamLH Cult Leader
*left the chat*
Tom Charlton
at the risk of sounding like george floyd, i cant breathe!
Vitch tits
Formal throw down challenge to RPM If vitch tits jam boy inbred smashes off Riccardo then you have to ask out the dentist bird
Big Dingis
Fun Fact. Charles Manson was actually an MK-ULTRA experiment.
Julia
You seem a little happy over McLarens comeback
Sarajevo Joy ride
We need an intro dickhed. I understand you cannot have the car but make something else. Just play the song for 5 seconds while you pick your nose. Give us time to get moist before you shove it
Joe
You made a Latifi World Trade Center joke but not Russel
Kie Francis
Latifi's gonna crash the stock market and make brawn 2.0
Emilie Tan
The Nicholas Latifi bit at the end was EVERYTHING and then some 😂
Athinira
WTF? The lots.of.sugar-link doesn't work... The fucking nerve!
Just Another Blonde
I cannot 😂
Aaron
That Latifi montage at the end 🤣 funny shit!!
Timothy Matthews
Another job well done RPM 👌
SpookyPenguin
its wall to wall binmen
Paul Carberry
I have never ever ever you cunt gone on anyone's Patreon but then you come along and make me laugh more than Chris Morris in Brass eye, you sneaky bastard.
WankMeOffYaNonce
This was so fucking sensational that i upgraded my subscription from £2.50 to £5. You’re better than the garlic bread i was going to buy.
Fistful of Drachma
Looking forward to more of LH's maudlin acceptance speeches and close-ups of the sychophants who eat that dog shit up. If LH were serious about his causes, he would quit F1 and follow the footsteps of environmentalist Wynn Bruce: a man who set himself on fire in front of the US Supreme Court. Never heard of Bruce? Of course you haven't. Because no one wants to hear that sad shit. I'm more offended that LH fans can piss their eyes out over someone who is named fucking SIR reading aloud his daily affirmations, and ol' Bruce is blowin' down K-Street, people breathin' him in without a care in the world.
PC Brummie
in the nicest way possible, watching Nando Lorris stick his fist up the front runners' arses like he is doing right now. i honestly feel like he could win this year. Heres to hoping Max an Lewis kill each other off tomorrow. cheers boys
Andres Romero Bianchi
Amazing
David
10/10 jouralism, would and will watch again
HaasSymp
I was getting worried, too.
Randon
Banger video worth the wait
Felipe Aedo
This one slapppps
HaasSymp
Outstanding!! I LOVE the McDaddyLaren analysis. So spot on!
Shaun Nel
Amazing! Did anyone catch Toto slamming his desk in anger after Russell got bumped out of Q1? Can’t wait to see that in the next video.
Sam Millis
Are you at tram lines this weekend big man?
Nick Burek
Window licker sends me every time 😂
Teague10 Plays
Lewis is backkkk
MemoryMan
Praying to the gods of goatifi for a RPM live alternative commentary on a GP this year
Many tanks.
Apparently ricciardo has three races to not fuck it, before red bull enact his new release clause which includes a trip with oceangate.
Heraltis
Just imagine a new team on the grid : the GOATIFI F1 TEAM
Kam Kalsi
Back in business. The last 2 pods made me wanna unsub, but this is the prime kobe waygu beef I signed up for. Great vid! Keep up the good work.
Callum Barnaby
You funny fucker. When is the next video coming out you sack of shit
MPKilroy
NEWS FLASH: Goatifi Inc has put in a bid to hire stratigist lil'Miss Mumblesalot away from Sky....another brilliant business move.
Snail Chaser
i found the set in my dads loft but i dropped it when I was setting up the nerve centre and his head came off. Lil kimy would never
Chris Reese
A question of curiosity not some virtue signaling shit. What has happened to Joseph’s head in the manger set? Did Lil’ Kimmy eat it?
Michael
Best $3 a month I ever spent
HyGyyyz
Rocket Up My Twat: that was some brilliant nerve. Subscription renewed.
Windgeisel
i should have, but i didnt see that one commin 👍🤣 fuckin legend
Snail Chaser
Which is the one that lead to Hiroshima? pretty sure it was barbie
pojntt
Latifi edit is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen, had me having aneurysm like Alex Jones.
FentUser68
The Latifi edit at the end was my favorite thing you have ever done in in a video
Alexander Honing
GOATIFI ending montage is possibly the best thing I've ever seen. Currently wiping up tears of laughter. Hit it out of the park on this episode from start to finish. Carry on.
Pronato
fuck yeah, i just arrived in italy for a week of vacation today and I can't think of a better use for my roaming data than a new RPM video
Windgeisel
Just throwing that in here... since your Vids are one of the only entertaining things left in F1, what are you really gonna watch tomorrow? Oppenheimer or Barbie?
OsamaBinstappen
this video is cooking hard
David Nelson
so. much. sugar.
Johnathan R Sanchez
Another classic
Erik Fox
That Latifi bit in the end absolutely slapped my tits.
Hella Stackz
RPM sees the futures like no one in history and the solution to most problems is a wheelbarrow.
Samuel Lancellotti
I AM CALM
Dinnyes Ferenc
The fact that you included yesterday’s hungarian gp fp1 practice perez spin in this shows that you are the most up-to-date f1 journalist
JG
RPM > the F1 2023 season
Oscar Villalobos
This video is not long enough (That’s what she said)
Massive Innuendo
Oh, how the turns table.
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
Mid Verstappen
danieltlopes
This is pure caos, i fucking loved it
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
Just make sure you’ll nuked at the stroll family mansion
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
None of our Mohawk Cult members are okay tbh 😂
TeamLH Cult Leader
Your not a real Lewis fan, it's 7034 race wins, 9,000,231 poles and 10 WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIPS YOU CUNT
Vitch tits
Max is now mid
Vitch tits
That fills Pewis with pride. Pun intended
Vitch tits
No update on the dental nurse, what the actual fuck, I want to hear about how you've gone to 7th base already (which is anal), get in there before goatifi destroys the economy and she has to resort to turning tricks for cash
Brianyglobe
That was fucking hillarious GG
Wolf J.
Are you okay?
Wolf J.
Banger, once again
Simbamis
that's 109* race wins and 104 poles for GODMILTON #VerstappenPUBLICNUDITYPUNISHMENT
Zipa
Just as you release this Pewis takes pole, THE NERVE!
TeamLH Cult Leader
What did you just say about Lewis? I have access to Nuclear weapons just so you know
Comrade Tito
timing and content 10/10
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
#Stillweriseupmyass
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
Pewis Midfieldmilton just got pole 🤣 #VerstappenWASHED
Not Will Buxton
Clearly verstappen is washed
toto wolff enthousiast
comedy gold, yet again.
TeamLH Cult Leader
COME AT ME PAX PERSTAPPEN PANS THE 🐐 IS GOING TO WIN HIS 10TH WDC THIS SEASON 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
LemUhu
The aestheticcss....
EstabanOcon'sHelmet
Errrrrrmmmmm, you do know Latifi was racing last year don't you oh Dark Lord??
Vitch tits
Bad day for Osama bin latte
Dunamis
Great editing bro, as always!
Kevin O'Gorman
Puts fresh footage of Perez P1 crash in Budapest, savage.
Satan's Avocado
nice
Some Numpty
Impressively up to date with the Perez shitting the bed in Hungary footage.
Conor Hartley
About fucken time
Marc De Kuyper
When are you going off on vegans!?
Tomi
Nah this is better
Michael Maclean
Nicholas Latifi, Robert Doornbos and Paola Barilla are going to team up to make absolute bank selling fuckable pasta with wheat grown on Pedro Dinizs farm. They will then use that money to get onto the F1 grid with race suits for the team supplied by Ricardo Rosset. Lance Stroll and Taki Inoue will be the drivers, the engines will be Yamaha's and the team will be called minardi as a tribute to the absolute kings of hiring pay drivers. This gigamoney supersquad will then dominate the world and Toto Wolff and Christian Horny will end up as gimps on leashes chained to the diamond throne of our God emperor Latifi as the world ends and civilisation crumbles around us.
Satan's Avocado
Wetter than Lance Stroll's chin
feoffle
Shave the chest hair off and you might be a bit cooler you fucking animal.
Alex Bussey
Gonna tell my kids this is Christopher Nolan. This is ART
Sunny
Again, some superb spelling advice and even rocking a solid Magnum look while giving us the latest Latifi news. What a Saturday 🙌
James Enright
right before qualifying, my hero. brilliant vid. nearly pissed myself
TeamLH Cult Leader
I knew you'd take my threat very seriously. George is safe, for now.
Rachel Gunning
I’ll suggest it to them
Snail Chaser
‘giggle tits’ is a great name for a bar
Pieter Hoebe
I'm gonna add Goatifi on LinkedIn. BIZZNESS
Bootstrap Bill
The man doesn’t miss
Rachel Gunning
Giggling my tits off in the middle of a bar in Greece rn. Good job mate
Sean Berg
Oh yes daddy!
Not Will Buxton
This video slapped
Möbelboi
Alpine hate is my love language
Bence Gábor
I just came so hard in my first aid course that they had to give me first aid💦
Christopher Norris
We talked abt you yesterday how it's only been a week but feels like a month and you spawned
Daddy Stroll
Great to see our glorious leader little Kimmy back on the wall!
Pete Renegar
Literally as pre quali show goes live. I love it. My Saturday is made
Sam Weber
I am calm.
ILLUMINATI
the day suddenly became even better. Thank you
BlackJack
Oh boi letting the loads be blown
Hunter Biden
Buy an AC u cunt
Benny Hendrix
Here we go, just what I needed before the quali
Ragavan
Bout time cunt <3
feoffle
Can’t wait to watch a bit of fat brown content.
Alistair Mallard
Christ I have been waiting
