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🕑 Added 2023-05-16 14:32:28 +0000 UTC

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Sentient6

2 years on this is still the best F1 related rap song ever written

Fire Flores

Free my Primo Checo Red Bull is making him depressed

Sascha .

one of the most entertaining videos ive ever seen!

PHLATearth

Mein Gott muss Das sein !?

Snail Chaser

somethings cooking

PHLATearth

We need content before the Monaco GP !

RocketpoweredCumsock

Legit question, if you had to make a best trac ever so using turns and straights from all previous tracks. Or maybe just do worst track as you live chaos.

Steffan6539

When's the lil Rocket full Spotify release?

Paul Panzer

I really liked the rapping part

Michael Kislansky

Best one yet!!!

Rhys Evans

Can’t believe adnan’s wasn’t represented that is a staple of Sheffield cuisine.

Allen

You might want to take a gander at this: https://youtu.be/BdGAFyrsrOw

Zulugwa

gachiHYPER

TeamLH Cult Leader

We need a Nerve podcast today to fill the large empty void in my anus that Lewis isn't filling this weekend

Mariah Carey

I’m actually such a fan of Max and P! They’re so cute together, makes max a much more likeable person. Loved the video RPM, best of all the Phat Barz 🤘🤘

Ssunde

RPM of when question

H

The fact your video content is just as good as when I first started watching is just impressive

StopSainz

what are your thoughts about a swimming race this weekend since the GP was canceled because of a bit of water... lmao

Jacob Thomas

Holy shit this dude can rap

SpookyMindz

Holy FU*K i totally lost it when u got to the turd!!

Papa Bogey

Bonus point for “Storage War” reference. And the track suit is on point. Miami: greatest cringe ceremony EV-AH! Vegas: here, hold my beer …

Tony S

You truly do have a way with words. And apparently you spit hot 🔥 as well.

Rhys Aitchison

unmatched commitment to the bit

James McNicol

Brilliant

Ingo van de Runstraat

Ayo Lil Kimi

Lil Kimi

뚱뚱한 바 내 집 소년. 릴 로켓은 화이트 보이 리듬을 가졌어

Lil, bŕo

I thought he'll call himself lil kimi

Hunter Biden

Publish the thic ass bars on Spotify. We simps will all push it up to the top of the chart mate.

David Lee

Lance Strulovitch-Hawking. Call him by his name

Sam Couillard

my man literally insulted a renowned rap artist without even trying

Ron H

I’m another one who subscribed just to watch your genius brain at work my dude!!! Great job!

Old Fart Rattler

He’s Back!! And in rare form!!

AshX Productions

Now that’s original content 🙏💯

ChemoCharlie

Holy fuck my dude actually has bars. jokes aside that was really good on the technical side.

Noah Dropkin

Best one yet

Noah Dropkin

Good to have you back RPM

Callum Skinner

This is why I pay for Patreon, what a video 😂

Dmacdraws

This is the F1 analysis and recappage I subscribed for 👌Btw McClaren: fix your car's beige-ass performance so Norris can puppy his way back back onto the podium and confuse all the grown-ups.

Dmacdraws

I think I need a "What were we talkin about?" mug.

Zulugwa

I want that rap song. LilRocket

Nathan Wilcox

Love your shit. After that rap I just had to make a patreon account solely to sub to you.

Furashu

I'd pissed myself watching if I wasn't whacked.

Sam

Rip imola

Amy Webb

Lil Rocket headlining Tramlines 2023

David Reid

Increduble

Massive Innuendo

Good rap. Thankfully the little ginger girl from Framlingham won her lawsuit.

LongGianniSilver

Platinum album when?

joey00

Ritz to the Rubble is the greatest Arctic Monkeys song ever made

Ze Nightman

This is the standard I'm gonna hold you to you fucking tit. Fantastic video. Love you.

Matt

Will suck dick for content this weekend. Just finished finals and thought at worst I could see an ok race at a traditional track. Now I have to find joy in the outside world or some bullshit like that.

FOErari pit sTRAGEDY

So when do we get RPM doing paddock meet n greet?

IceMemeVan

Your bars unironically sounded better than that shit

Nico

Lil Rocket, today deserves an emergency broadcast. A wet one

Maxidolf Hitlerstappen

I’m still in fuckin shock by those bars 🥵😂😂

Ao Ali

Prince Charles would knight you for those bars.

Komet

I give the rap a solid 10/10, absolute masterpiece.

Ur mum

I wanted to see George go Chastain on Max

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Hope you've got your bunting up and are suitably celebrating International Don't Point And Laugh Day

Sebastian Murray

Oi this geezer from Sheffield is spitting absolute fire. Hope all the haters who whinged about waiting for the video have promptly fucked off.

Evaflava

God save lil rocket 🫡

Noah Bickel

That fat bars need a full song

Michael

At the end osama bin Russel is also doing the nazi salute 🤣🤣

George Classick

Perfect, simply perfect video

J Doo

genius

Erik Fox

Phat Barz. Lil Rocket for the British GP. Failing that, he can open up for Vegas.

Xan Melton

Honestly if those Bars were off the cuff than that's some pretty good rapping.

Praetor

Huge fan of Lil Rocket!

George Hutchings

Missed the rages

False Identity

Incredible video once again.

Anthony Lathrop

The outro pic is f'in PRICELESS. It's a NATIONAL TREASURE.

Martin Hoski

Rpm hit list: WTF1, PDR, Binotto, Susan from YouTube, and now Will.I.am.... let's go!

Mike

"I'm a cracker ass ho from Sheffield" - RPM, 2023. Incredible video.

Erasmus B. Dragon

Oh also “Mexican Problems” lol Jesus Christ and also imagine how many A Nice Latte’s Russell saw when his massively homosexual life flashed before his eyes as Max confronted him.

Erasmus B. Dragon

God Damn

Alexander Kluzniak

BARS

Cesar Isern

🙌🙌🙌

william reed.

Worth the wait. Appreciate your effort.

Joe Ayers

"I'm about to end this man's career." -RPM, probably

involentnumber

BARS

Christopher Rosa

B A R S

Supermax

Holy fuck this one was worth the wait. Those bars were fucking fire.

Matej Turay

BARS

IVO

That balcony at the end is terribly white

RPMcultmember3469

This was the best one yet!! Keep it up!!

kieron beattie

We need a patreon goal for full version of the rap

TeamLH Cult Leader

You want some? I'll give it ya

Anthony Lathrop

For a while I was worried the Rocket had gotten medicated, random firing neurons suppressed, slowly going sane before our very eyes. Nope. No worries mate, not going to happen. Psychotic as ever thank God

Jeremy Howard

This is what making Youtube content, at the limit, looks like.

Iza Tamborska

Fuck yes always worth the wait 😂 the barz were too real that needs to be a song of its own would be incredible 😂

7.zero

Are you going to the Silverstone Grand Prix to sign my Stroll Jersey?

PHLATearth

Watching it second time it makes sense now... Really Funny

Dinnyes Ferenc

The real slim shady please stand up

PHLATearth

All I know about Sheffield is Don Valley and Jäger BOMBS...

ana.djura

A MASTERPIECE!!1! Huge fan of Lil Rocket 🚀

Dean Farrimond

RPM; a God amongst men, our lord and saviour.

Snail Chaser

u got smack m8

Sam Sulek

I'd happily meet you in a gas station toilet after this

Michael Fay

Genuine fuckin bars

LePain

Lil rocket fuckin tunes bet you have a massive rocket

stuartbtw

Ok that rap was FIREEEEEEEEEEE. Now you need to do one for every race. I don't make the rules.

Michael Daffy

When’s the single comin out?

h

Drop the bars on YouTube

Shaun Nel

This episode slapped so hard! Can’t wait for more!

Chris Reese

Surprise muthafucka! 😂 You’ve outdone yourself one this one.

M4rquinh0

Fucking decent mate, Queen witches asshole face with a piles chin. I bet Charles fucked her in one of her wrinkles!

Kran98

That slaps

Rachel Gunning

We can never truly know where Jos Verstappen has been

Snail Chaser

YT version will be out in couple days probably, and I may do a full version of the rap 🔥

Snail Chaser

but only one involves the queen, unless u can connect that dot as well Rachel

Snail Chaser

does she have phat barzzz?

Ádám Nagy

BARS

Andre Lopez

Lil Rocket is better than 99% of the rappers in the music industry today 💀

Alexis Baird

Lil Rocket absolutely slaps

Iftach Sofer

That rap though 👏🏼

Nick

Lil rocket a 🐐 #PHATBARZZZ

Neshkan

Where would i be without these brodcasts? I shudder to think .

Jon Clark

Lily James

Alexander Honing

This baku/miami (Biami?) wrap up was all time. Physically exhausted from laughing, think I'll skip the gym today.

TuX

Thems barz so phat you oughta be named lil inveshdigaceanal joornalizhmm

seefrysclownshoes

Wake up babe, the new RPM mixtape just dropped.

siebe naeye

worth the wait fr

MrDatel

Dud, chill.

Peter Burda

Christian Horny

Same

Christian Horny

Fire bars big red rocket

Robert Cottam

Mate you are the best thing about F1 this season

Rachel Gunning

And both involved cars crashing

Rachel Gunning

Max and Daniil is like a reenactment of Princess Diana and Camilla. Both the antagonists stole the opponents kids, partner and job and they both have horrific teeth

Z

Bro I want to send this rap to my Leclerc friend, please make it available publicly (just the rap)

Hamilton Vapelord 420

So fucking good

Team El Haych

100% better than William.

The Big Bellied Brabantian

Those bars alone were worth the wait. We need a full song

Jermund Ottermo

Daddy’s back 🤣

Bart

Goddamn you insufahrahbabl bastard, this one made me crack up like a girl with a dick getting paid a gazillion in oil stocks to promote American alcoholic barley-water to an inbred army of rednecks that rely on the stuff to get their heterosexual proteins

Nathan16

Those were some seriously phat barzzzz, can't wait the full version

Jamer

100% legit question here... When is Lil Rocket dropping that track on Spotify?

MATTHEW GORDON

Oh my god this was so fucking sick yewwwww

TheBritishRedneck

Absolute banger. Sheffield gang rise up. Best since RIP LIZZIE

Jon

Those rhymes were fucking sick, more please!

WickedMind

That shit was fire

John Harbison

PHAT BARRZ FTW

Alberto Balsam

Crofty is a cunt. Da truf!

Angus Crawley

What's the origin story of Lil Rocket? and will there be an EP?

Nelson Leite

Lil Rocket on Spotify WHEN

Jon

The fuckin rap. Quality

Hix

Rap king 🔥

William James

Those barz were more fire than Jos Verstappen's pit stop.

Snail Chaser

ta fam

Snail Chaser

that’s 2 words

Yuki’s Swear Jar

This is what peak performance looks like. ABSOLUTELY SLAPS.

Drago Bošnjak

Hey RPM, this is again a masterpiece! Well done

Laurent Vachon

BARZZ

Matt1347

No words.

Pierzakandcompamy

yo what the bloody hell was that one hell of a rap it honestly slapped (relatively to the raps younger than 20 fucking years)

skypy

BARS

Jonn Alfaro

Y’all how do I get the 3:48 of time wasted in listening to the formula by William and lil Wayne?

Abanub Gorgye

Those bars slap!

Maroulita

That's it! I've watched the whole thing and now I'm gonna go cry in a corner because I have no talent! RPM rapping has taken this to another level!

Talisman21

Man F1 would suck if it didn't have you, legit the funniest YouTuber besides Stimpee no joke. Your face always makes me smile haha

Brian G

Oh my Fuck!! So worth the wait!! Shout out to the families of LL and William, you buried their careers like Max did Lulu's!

Eddy Jenkins

Those Bars were sick fam

Christina

You need to record and upload that song!

Emilie Tan

Yeah I don’t know if they can give you a strike or demonetise you for an unlisted video they find too saucy🤔 wouldn’t put it past them.

Flash Abuser

not enough 9/11 jokes but a banger vid nonetheless

Brian G

Lmfao, breaking the feed! Overwhelming the server!

Emilie Tan

Sooo good! Please do a rap that covers all 20 drivers 🤩 By the way did you see Vitch Tits is shagging a hot Israeli reality TV star?

Danielitro66

Another masterpiece by Lil Rocket

Will

The only thing that could be worse then that ll cool j intro cringe is if you don’t release a full version of them hot fucking bars Jesus Christ that went hard

Dawgz

This is exactly what I wanted to see. God Save The King (Latifi)

Matt

Holy shit, my man can rap. Lil Rocket needs to appear more often.

Pato

Oh my fucking god the bars😂🔥

Fran

Yeah I hear you esp as RPM admits it doesn't start. Not a real surprise been an MG tho

Hunter Biden

This is the OG Mohawk video I’ve been waiting for so long! Proper investigative journalism. Also your verse was like Biggie’s lol

I am the Milkman.

Finally, I can release.

Trike PJ

God Tier

Allen

I didn't have high expectations for the rap. That shit slapped harder than https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k?t=66

Mees Remmers

Hate to brake it to you, it's a MG... dunno if that classifies as a sports car

Euan Wilson

This whole “and he doesn’t fight at it’s not his battle today” really pisses me off. drivers should be banned from allowing cars to pass easily without making at least 3 moves into the breaking zone to make it more difficult for verstappen

Christian

Whole video fukin slaps. Gonna be thinking of "shit the bed like amber heard" all day.

EdwardiganZ

Bars sounded like The Streets.

Lange Man

Just an absolute masterpiece once again (the rap absolutely slapped)

Paul Di Resta

watch your mouth

T.W. Falconer

Brilliant! Please keep making these.

Johnny- my last name may be HILLARY but I voted to the riiiiiight

One of the best broadcasts you've produced so far 😂

AlexHonix

abolutely GOATED video

Sam Oliver

Thank you for representing Sheffield. And making me achieve a full orgasm with them bars

Martin Young

God save the Mohawk

Fran

Ahhh brilliant. I missed these race reviews. Yeah totally agree with keeping the reviews from inside the sports car.

Snail Chaser

yeah I guess u can link a YT vid but do we trust those globalist pigs, maybe I’ll try with next vid

Tom Jak

I was not ready, those bars were immaculate

Chris Murphy

I’m so glad the devil himself is in the end credits

Spin Diesel

Lil Rocket album confirmed! We need that shit!

MyNameIsJonas

That I can’t help with hahaha. Just see YouTube folk doing it on here!

Petru Stratulat

Hell yeah, missed this content!

TeamLH Cult Leader

WHY WAS LEWIS BARELY MENTIONED - MAX GOT LIKE A SOLID 2 MINS IN THIS VIDEO. I BLAME MASI ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

H982FKL

best. cult. ever.

Snail Chaser

how is this technology?

MyNameIsJonas

Would you consider posting a YouTube link for the vids? Some people post vids to YouTube and unlist them and then just put the link up on Patreon

JR

Whole grid and team principle diss track incoming. Need Lil Kimi to be in the passenger seat. #JusticeForLilKimiAirtime

Welsh Jammy

Those barzz were fucking lit.

lukashenko

I need a full version of the formula rap

Zachary Peters

Petition to have lil rocket do driver intros at the British GP. That would be some quality viewing

Jonn Alfaro

That haas and Charles leclerc bars went super hard my dick went fully erect 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jack

Fuckin bars

George

god damn those bars made me wet

Ladislav Rolný

Fucking masterpiece as always

John Bruer

Aye am calm

MotorMooseRacing

Fuck me to tears, I could watch these for hours

Harrison goodman

Max didn’t steal Danny K’s gf, he just wanted to spend more time with his sister (insert borat chuckle here)

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

Paying respect to the king is a cuck move

CallMeKP123

That was a banger!

Jay D

Diabolical - the constables only found the mohawk and a mixtape in the midget

OsamaBinstappen

that rap goes so hard

Some Numpty

Well, cuck me. That's some fine midnight viewing

Alex Howling

10/10, well worth the wait

nennu

lewis hamilton has like 4792828 full songs in his storage somewhere and hasnt released them and then you come out with absolute BARS out of nowhere and now he will be too scared to ever release anything 😫😫 dammn you 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫