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PHLATearth

It is really the end of times...the Earth is Flat...and the Truth is Coming Out ❗

PHLATearth

So R We gonna All show up at Silverstone with the same HAIRCUT? ❓

Charles the Absolute Worst

Be honest now. All here are friends. Did pop pop really break his own neck by himself? How big of a clumsy bastard would he have to be to snap his own neck? And now that he's immobilized, with a broken neck, you're trying to make him laugh? I'm not saying that you pushed your old man down the stairs, and after he miraculously survived, you decided to finish the job by making him laugh his head clean off. But I wouldn't be surprised if that turns out to be the case.

Emilio Pereyra

Aston Martin should pay you £££ for all this important guidance.

John Harbison

Ahhh you speak Stroll. 👍

hmmm

chill out, it’s three bucks a month, plus he’s moving so he can make make more content anyway.

Peter Burda

RPM is dead due to aston martin :(

cesenu19

My gosh. That was so awesome. I watched it firstly on YT but decided to give you patrob just for you to make more hits like this. Watched 8 times. Greetings from Poland!

Wade McNamara

I turned up just now to make a snarky remark about how long I’ve been waiting for the next vid but this comment above me made me re-evaluate that choice and most others I’ve made in my life. Take your time brother. Love the content

Razil

bloody hell have you stopped creating or what? this is just fucking unacceptable man. I took your subscription watching rage against the grand prix series and GUESS WHAT ? I dont see any RAGE ANYMORE!

Eric

Yeah, this is my favorite video you made to. Probably my favorite video anyone has made. Definitely the funniest video anyone has made.

Pang

How will Pual DiResta ruin LeMans?

Zulugwa

IM NOT CALM

J. David Palermo

I'd love to see a trademark savage Rocket treatment done on the fucking forever abysmal Haas F1 team for us new fans from across the pond.

Brian G

Agreed on the fan base! Thanks mate, One surgery down and one to go!

Pang

#TeamRPMHshaggers is most likely made up of 90% people who a short time ago had regular conversations with other people in real life that sounded similar to these videos and miss being able to interact with others without at least one party to the conversation self censoring out of habitual fear of the consequences their meaningless jokes may bring. The other 10% are probably lunatics who are also watching from a bunker waiting for a secret signal to be broadcast to them notifying the beginning of the apocalypse. It's also probable that a good number of people here are narcs who will attempt to imprison us in our own homes via massive hits to our social credit scores. The fuckin nerve!

Atharv Bhalerao

mate this guy has the most sane fanbase ever. That is so wholesome. Hope your dad is fine!

Brian G

RPM, We all love to talk shite but I will always remember this video. My father fell and broke his neck and a bone in his face. I visited him at hospital and he was in so much pain, a cervical brace and talking was painful as you can imagine. They gave him pain meds but he was so miserable. I asked him I could show him this video so he wouldn't feel the need to talk, he said sure. Well he laughed, then cried out in pain, I stopped the video, he no, keep playing it. He laughed several more times and thanked me for lifting his spirits and however briefly taking his mind off the pain and his situation. So thank you, I don't think he has ever needed to smile and laugh so badly. Ya done good!

Pang

I don't know about that as I have never seen the entire earth at once, but it makes sense that Europeans who were in the middle of the earth were able to sail furthest from home without falling off thus allowing them to travel from place to place and easily oppress anyone they came across.

PHLATearth

Finally, another fellow Flat Earther

PHLATearth

What's going on?

Bill S

Did you ever get that ps5 you wanted? 😂

Oli

Has Osama Bin Russel unleased his fury upon the NERVE CENTER????

Pang

The contract to hold the FORMULA 1 QATAR AIRWAYS GRAN PREMIO DEL MADE IN ITALY E DELL'EMILIA-ROMAGNA expires in 2025. Due to allegedly low ticket sales and fan interest it was rumored to be one of the cis-white patriarchal tools of oppression known as "HisToRIc "European/WHITE" circuits". Along with Spa, Monza, Monaco, Barcelona and possibly Hungary to be eliminated from the schedule in order for F1 to comply with the WEF's ESG regulations which require the cancellation of race tracks which were built on the backs of slave labor and replaced by those in diverse locations such as China, South Africa, Vietnam and an additional race in Saudi Arabia. Anyway, my point was were you or were you not involved in the planning or execution of the Communist operation known as 'Storm Minerva' which resulted in the cancellation of the FORMULA 1 QATAR AIRWAYS GRAN PREMIO DEL MADE IN ITALY E DELL'EMILIA-ROMAGNA 2023 in order to cover up the low ticket sales that could result in the cancellation of future races at Imola? Minerva is the Roman goddess of wisdom, justice, law, victory, and the sponsor of arts, trade, and STRATEGY. Minerva is not a patron of violence such as Mars, but of STRATEGIC WAR! THIS IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

Sphinx.py

SEAL Team Six must have raided the Nerve Center. Shout out to the family.

Zulugwa

Any COOKING ??????? ZULUL

Leo

Mi Españita!

PHLATearth

It's just a BUNGALOW in Kensington Gardens.

PHLATearth

And we need the MASSIVE back to FIA President

PHLATearth

He's just moved into a new home in a Kensington Gardens Bungalow. Mohawk got shit to sort out.

PHLATearth

I'm fucking NOT CALM

John Cameron

CAN'T. STAY. CALM

A W

Congrats on the 250k subs 👏👑

Atharv Bhalerao

you have 2 more days mate, release the new one!

Ze Nightman

for once in his life he's not a useless bag of tits. doesnt detract from the fact that overall he's a bag of tits.

Pacer1872

After you released this video Lance out preforms Alonso in the Spanish Grand Prix lmao

Razil

ITS ABYSMAL the rate at which your videos come out.

Nathan Haydu

I got faith in you that one day, you'll be the top step of a podium somewhere

Gg

Just wanted to say your videos got me into motorsport, I grew up in Canada and racing was seen as a posh sport that doesn’t require skill in my circles, I stumbled on your videos one day, thought you were funny and decided to watch a Grand Prix or two, fast forward two years and now I’m hooked. I even participate in local autocross events (although I do make stroll look competent lol)

KARAN

Couldn't have said it better

Justin DeLano

We really need latiffi back. These races are getting uninteresting without saftey cars

Harry

RPM since when was you verified on twitter? That’s it you’re one of them now sitting in your ivory tower looking down on us 😭

Ben

Want to add something to the new nerve centre https://www.carscoops.com/2023/06/you-could-buy-the-aston-martin-f1-teams-entrance-sign-front-desk-and-even-its-septic-tank/amp/

Fistful of Drachma

Oh my god. Papa Stroll knows...the Spanish GP is what we get for tempting fate!

Antón Sanz

I'm spanish, and this guy is just a legend

Cory

Adding “Window licking asshole” to my list of insults.

Razil

brother you need to bring back the GARAGE

Prins

Mate my fiance just yelled at me that I need to write to you to get the maccies cup back as part of the decoration in the background. Please mate she'll chop my balls off.

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

I never thought I'd ever say, but come back Pual all's forgiven!!!!!

Arboris

I've not seen a man in a bathtub go this hard

Kevin O'Gorman

You dropped this on YouTube unedited! You legend! Also, seeing as other F1 YouTubers have gained the attention of drivers, I wouldn’t be shocked if at least one or more of the grid has watched or been shown your videos by now. Never change.

BlueSkyLine

Every single time there's something that makes me laugh out loud.

Kev Rickman

Thick as fuck

Sergio Pérez Gutierrez

nobody cares about the indy 500 only inbred white supremacist miles per hour light beer freedom oil democracy country folk commonwealth pig´s

Sergio Pérez Gutierrez

That completly slap my tits well done mate. i will pay any amount of money for having rage againts the gran prix kind of video for old races what you did with spain 2013 was fun also the amount increases if you serve me margarita using a thong with the ferrari logo

Wojciech Jaguś

Pewis Pamilton LMAO

HaasSymp

Ok. So I get that the only way to win at Monaco is to be in first, but there was other intrigue at the race. This video is clearly from The Nerve Center because it’s not a race analysis so much as it’s a requiem for Aston Martin until they cuck the inbred. So am I to assume that we will get a race analysis from the shed, too? She asked with baited breath that smells of American hot dogs…

Dror Yekutiel

what happened to the "Rage Against the Grand Prix" vid?

WankMeOffYaNonce

FUCKING. B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L. 🤌🏻

Pablo Crespo

Have seen it twice already, can't stop fucking laughing

🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕

Hey piss pig do an indi 500 special

Philipp

I saw Strolls move at the Grand Hotel Hairpin where he shunts his car into the wall. But I discovered that he was actually thinking of taking the Attack-Mode from Formula E cuz there were arrows at the hairpin!

Yosef Cardoso

This video reminded me i need to do your patreon and jesus christ i laughed the whole time.

L. Strulovitch

Lovely face in the video's thumbnail.

Mike

200% chance the Alonso/Stroll graphic from practice today makes the next video.

D1pstick

this is a mega banger mate, can't wait for the youtube upload so my bastard mates can watch it as well

Racing racist

Thank you so much for being the only person to comedically shit on F1 drivers. Especially Lance.

Sir Diddy Hamilton

i never subbed to anybody on patreon before, but after finding gold (your youtube channel) it wasnt even a question. hope to see more from you. The F1 community needs you as a fucking counterweight to the drive to survive bullshit. Would be awesome to see a video on your take on the Max Verstappen / Sergio Perez relationship. feels like checo cant pull of the same stuff as Max does consistantly? Like bottas and hamilton?

Anaru Clarke

Actually some of your best work I’m happy I just brought this

Snail Chaser

probably tonight, I like to watch the world burn 🔥🔥🔥

Jackie Chan

Some of your finest work lil rocket

Amir Vafaei

Are you really going to upload this to YT?!

Dan

Can someone make a gif of that ending? I would like to reply it forever but Patreons media player was built by Lance and his sisters kid so I have to reload the fucking page to wind back. WOoF

Achmed Rosenstein

A compilation vid of the inbred’s driving skills would be most entertaining. With your commentary it would be more comedy gold.

Ádám Nagy

That ending

Olavo Alves

M8, i was talking abou that guy screaming to my nans grave...

Snakey Poo

gold

Alex Howling

I like how you use the list of disabled slurs from the Monza video as a thesaurus when it comes to Lance

Marko

Absolutely sensational stuff, RPM once again exposing the conspiracies we need to know about. 🐐

Achmed Rosenstein

Vitchtits bouncing off the walls in Monaco was even better entertainment than Max’s Magic Lap. So glad you ran with this, exposing this absolute farce. Alonso slugging it out to win while team mate licks his own privates.

ginybrl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

PretAManger

Hahaha fucking hilarious! Don't let that anywhere near youtube lmao

Atharv Bhalerao

Man, Worth the money!

Funker Funkenstein

Unmarked van + sandwich lure + Vitchtits + cliff = solution

Galvanized One

Awesome

EndlessRiver

Look at what McLaren has done to my boy at 3:26 :(. Half a grey shitstain on his chin :(.

Yaeel Abdulrahman

IM FUCKING DEAD LMFAOOOO

Rigatony

The barking would really take doggy style to a whole new level.

Midfield Milton

Glad I can scratch psyense off my GED checklist

Nico

I’m Spanish. I was there with my father. And yes. We both had spanorgmsss

Firearm Enjoyer

I'm not entirely certain the hatred Rocket has for Lance has nothing to do with his aforementioned girlfriend.

George Hutchings

The greatest notification when these drop

Anthony Lathrop

Brilliant! I've got some Stroll family vocabulary for you in case you find it useful. Consanguinity - when you share too much of the same DNA with your pumping partner. Dysmorphic: what the kids look like (see also, Vitch Tits)

Eddie Kurtén

Fucking funny as usual. I'd like to see it on YT, but I'm afraid you're gonna get sued if you do put it there 🤣

Zulugwa

haf haf

Alexander Strøm

Haha the inbred dude with the red t-shirt🤣 Was that you RPM? 🤣

Lucas Asbury Welfare

‘On todays episode of lance stroll is a useless cunt’

Emilie Tan

This was honestly next level 🤣 one of your best so far.

Amie Jardine

I say YouTube doesn't deserve this video! They want the good content..... they should subscribe to your cult 😅

Michael Massi

I bet Vitchtits takes a shit with his legs crossed. Well done.

Wyatt Nilsson

Sigmalonso just wiping his tears with fat checks, he don’t give a fuck about stroll shitting the bed every race, as long as it doesn’t fuck him over lmao.

Joel Shumaker

Sigmalonso def shagged those blondes on a bed of flowers.

El Rey Felipe

Next level inveztagatif jœrnalzm

PHLATearth

Send him to North Korea otherwise known as Williams

Ron H

That was brilliant. Your mind must be a scary place to live lolol God dam your creative the best stuff on the web !!! I laughed the entire way through

Drive2UncleClive

911 was an inside job..

Erlend Andresen

Can someone show this video to mr. Billionare? Next time they sign a driver I hope they say fuck off to vitch tits. Man, this video is ✨perfection✨ thank you! Luv u rpm xx

Karolina Eckert

When I was watching the race, I hoped you would concentrate on Stroll. You didn’t disappoint 😁

Callum Gorman

Ngl this was the best one yet, as an Aston Martin fan nothing is worse than watching Inbred boy bin It around tracks for 60 odd laps

so_sad

the nerve not to mention aston (ferrari) tire strategy!

Zipa

The Chad Fernando Alonso vs the virgin Inbred Stroll.

KING LATIFI

Stroll sr. is loaded as fuck, he could just buy Lance another seat in a shitter team. I wonder what the major shareholders are thinking right now...

Simon Harmel

Great video, best one for a while!

Regular_user

does anyone gets a Cow Chop vibes here?

Coco pops

The inbred family bit fucking killed me 😂😂 my man was straight barking at the dude 😂

Juan Baeza

I’d be expecting this type of content to be at least 30 dollars per episode and you only charging 3 a month! Mate You’re the greatest man alive

Jon Clark

Perfection.

PHLATearth

No mention of TagHeuer fixing the Qualifying to hand Max the Pole. It was DIABOLICAL!

Nicolas Legorreta

omg the ending killed me

Supermax

I could listen to you roast that inbred all day. I knew this was going to be gold after watching him throw that car around like he does with his sister 😂

PHLATearth

Daddy knew this was coming. That's why they came up with the fractured wrists PSYOP before the season even started. I wonder what the Consortium says now to Lawrence?

Hix

How his own father is baring his results right now. Can’t imagine

Mamkatiprase

that fucking bark at the end killed me, great video

Guy G. Sherman

I can't wait for Canada's version of "Super Lance" with a sweet Muff enhanced RPM guitar solo. I'm mean Daddy invests multiple Nerve-Center sized stacks of cash to be lower mid level constructor for monkey boy. The nerve....

Laurenz Ehlers

Held eye contact with Kim for at least a minute this video and idk why … anybody else?

Erasmus B. Dragon

Rocket with an absolute fucking banger.

Alexander Honing

Yeahhh so if we could just keep the Sir Lance-a-cunt content coming on a weekly basis that would be greaaaaat. We need to keep up the momentum until the inevitable happens: daddy Stroll sits little Lance in a room and fires him for the sake of the shareholders. Late stage abortion should also be on the table.

Kevin O'Gorman

As a Canadian it hurts that he’s the only Canadian on the grid. Although it hurts slightly less without Latifi to amplify the Canuck fuckery. But having a nepo baby represent your country in such a poor fashion is hard to stomach. Especially when our country has at least a smidge of F1 pedigree with Villeneuve. But Vitchtits is wiping his ass with that legacy.

Jamer

As a Canadian, I'm hard anytime my nation is even mentioned for something but I cannot abide this Stroll tomfuckery. I love you, Canada 🇨🇦. (But because hockey, not Vitchtits...)

S Valderrama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi6VIw2GgkE there you go m8

S Valderrama

As a spaniard I couldnt be more hard

Pronato

since vitchtits is the son of the boss and big lawrence's checkbook is arguably the primary reason aston is competitive in the first place, i don't see him being replaced ever so I see only one option, during the 5 weeks of summer break, they put him and alonso on a track everyday with a shock collar on his bollocks, that shocks progressively harder depending on how much he is off alonsos pace it's a win-win, either he gets his shit together, or else at least his balls are fried to the point that he's infertile

Skroeftie

Nah that new prick in charge of YouTube only cares about ads and you are what they call "not ad-friendly" and "possibly the worst thing to associate with your brand aside from your spokesperson being a nonce"

Snail Chaser

m8 rustlers burgers slap as well

Snail Chaser

luv u too xx

Jud

I showed this to a co-worker, now ive got to go to HR

Jorge C

Lance how are you? Bark! lmaoooo

Mike Hunt

I love you RPM. I’m a huge Aston Martin fan but vitch tits has to go!

Alistair Mallard

Best one yet

Brandon-Lee Blignaut

I was in fucking tears, hope this stays up on youtube

WaterboyWasTargeting

I have paingasms getting pegged by my girlfriend.

Many tanks.

Also, you put this out at dinner time so now I've gotta see them ron Jeremy pube eyebrows while I eat my rustlers. Phenomenal

Vin

Great, now I can't stop hearing the line from Deliverance "squeal like a piggy" in Papa Stroll's voice.

Oli

Why in the name of Prince Andrew would you not put it on YouTube? Perhaps don’t answer that straight away.

Many tanks.

You could replace vitch-tits pretty easily with the calibre of people available, apparently Phillip Schofield is looking for a job and hes a beast in the 100cc carts/camera assistants boy-arse

Jay D

YouTube demonetizing Team Rocket when lil kimmy is hanging on their walls as well. Absolute vitch-tit behavior.

Nick Parker

😂😂😂 Amazing worth 10x the Patreon Fee…. Shit day at the office and that’s just fixed my day 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Paul

*bark*

Miezn (Nico)

The end hahahaha I’m dying from laughter 😂😂😂😂

Jonn Alfaro

I’m just trying so hard not to laugh during my lunch break at work 🤣🤣🤣

Tuan Hoang

Please no more. My side hurts.

Pirelli Wets

Diabolical

Nathaniel J Schoettle

Great video the YouTube crowd deserve to see this

Cheesus Chrisp

My head hurts from laughter

Hamsiu

That had me in tears, what a fucking banger. You know what, I think that after this season ends and after we'll bear witness to all of the Strollovich mad driving skills, this whole Stroll saga shindig will need to be topped by some PHAT RYMEZ on the matter. (Also, put it on YT, let's see how long it'll last. Hopefully longer than Lance in wet weather conditions).

HaasSymp

Spread some jam on a window for Lance Stroll!! I’m on the floor laughing!

MistaPutz

Put it on YouTube. I like to share.

Nikki

OMG how did you find the Whitakers? Pretty infamous here in the U.S.

Dinnyes Ferenc

The last 2 minutes of this is the best bit so far. (Honourable mention: BBW failure video last year) Even my wife laughed her ass off, and that is a big thing, she doesnt even grin when you say flatulence, and that is a funny word.

Olavo Alves

I need that spainish anthem... Jacking off purposes

Martin Young

In tears hahahahahahahahahaa

Mike

The bathtub era of RPM is incredible, keep up the amazing work.

I am the Milkman.

Can we have an hour long video of just praising sigmalonso? This was amazing

Gustavo Labra

I’m dead. This was pure gold!!

Witold Sikora

What a bangeeeeer

Jorninho007

Nice choice on the colour of your shirt

JG

SPITTING FACTSSS

Anthony Yacoub

YouTube worthy 💯💯

Sebischamp 01

That is the best piece of content I've seen in years! keep up the good work!

Brian G

The Autistic is a ball and chain attached to SigmAlonso's (and Aston's) ankles! There's a meme idea for you. Hell yes put on screw tube! Thanks again for bringing joy to our worthless free range humans in a global tax plantation!

John Harbison

Great stuff. Now off to lick some windows

jusss31

common Sigmalonso W

JR

Fucking crying, another masterpiece

Kerem Caliskan

Watched it 10 min ago still laughing👍🏼

Kyrillos Tadros

i keep aking the mistake of watching these at work and trying to stifle my laughs.

Mclaren Enjoyer

Heavy censorship. You need to drive more people into the cult and youtube is a fertile breeding ground of submissive followers

A W

Get this on YouTube, don't let CEO Susan suppress your investigative journalism imo

Hunter Biden

My man I thought Whittakers’ reference was some audio only exclusive shit(the nerve podcast) but you got the nerve to put it into a video. Daddy doesn’t give a fuck about YT anymore lol