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Q&A - (Post Australian shite show)
🕑 Added 2023-04-03 10:35:58 +0000 UTCGet your perfectly resonable questions in now for the next episode of The Nerve 🚀🚀🚀
- ps doesn't have to be F1 related or if there's a video or some shite you want me to react to put the link ok babe
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David Lawler
What is the meaning of life?
Todd Hutchings
The snail knows where you are at all times and will try to get you. I forgot to mention that the snail starts chasing you from halfway across the globe.
Nathan16
How smart is the snail?
Humble Mohawk
Do you live in a jackass farm?
Thomas Miller
Can we get a blooper reel for the run from the door to the car?
Andrew Douvlis
What’s more important the driver or the car?
Franjo
Fuck marry kill: Hellen keller, queen lizzie the lizzard (shout out to her family) and Radioactive Marie Curie.
Aryan Mehta
which team principal would win in a fight? all of them against eachother
Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome
have you ever been to america?
Achmed Rosenstein
Is Carlos ‘Sainz-Title’ done at Ferrari since revealing himself as beta in Australia?
Humble Mohawk
All my socks keep disappearing, where the fuck are they?
Anthony Lathrop
My take: Aston's upgrades will have to keep up and not get surpassed - and Siggy Stardust will need some favorable circumstances. I dont think he'll beat RB straight up. But there are a lot of races left and plenty of time for circumstances to play out.
MCF Spam
What’s your take on Danny Ric 2024?
Hamish Smith
Will Sigmalonso win a race this season or will he continue scoring podiums while keeping the autistic behind him?
Leo
Will you make a batch of audio clips of your most famous sentences? E.g. Hanging Gammon, The Nerve, You cheeky little Bastahds!, etc. I can’t wait to add them as ringtones for my Nokia 3300.
Liam McNaught
Wish Latifi was in the race he wouldve got points
Todd Hutchings
A man comes up to you and offers you $10,000,000 every year for the rest of your life. But the catch is that there is a snail that hunts you down. If said snail touches you, you will die a very painful death. The snail can’t die, and only you can see it. Do you take the cash and risk the snail catching you or live your life all normal?
Sam
How long was it until you released your family didnt love you
CowsWithGuns
Thoughts on DTS showing Checo as a family man … during Monaco … https://www.foxsports.com.au/motorsport/formula-one/sergio-perez-says-sorry-to-wife-after-being-caught-on-camera-with-another-woman/news-story/6cd117b9f938009b1b776924106aff49
Nikola Malešević
*Asian woman
Humble Mohawk
Will China take Taiwan?
PHLATearth
Nope.
PHLATearth
All the drivers are LIZARDS
PHLATearth
Louise Middleton
PHLATearth
Definitely Sus
Apolly007
I think your diagram is missing some things. For example you haven’t talked about how massi order the jfk assasination and how kravitz has been ordered not to talk about latifi not beeing able to melt steel.
iambreed
How long do you think you have before the CIA finds you and puts you in a letterbox?
Harvey Price
Right I'm going to be perfectly normal with some questions. Which youtuber will you like to Calab with? Will ever do a live commentary when the f1 race is on because I'm bored of the sky f1 squares. Also please go careful what you say I dont want to see you getting cancelled.
MATTHEW GORDON
The nerve
Juji Ide
Post the video piss pig
Ze Nightman
Sheepshagger, get the fuck back to work you twat.
J
Lad where’s the video
Eithacos W
is it too late to ask a question
RPMcultmember3469
Is Sebastian Vettel rolling in his grave?
Nathan Haydu
Do you think that Vitch Tits could actually win a race this season? Or is Sigma-lonso just going to use him as a human sacrifice to get a 3rd World Championship (#Crashgatevibesanyone?)
McLovin
Is it legitimately possible that Aston Martin win a championship before Mercedes (specifically with a Mercedes PU)? Or will Merc just not sell to them and force them elsewhere if that’s a legitimate threat?
AG
Charles Leclerc should get a whole episode on the podcast at this point. “Charles Leclerc: Picture of Despair”
Erlend Andresen
Did you see Osama Bin Russell rating the tracks? Putting Imola on top tier made me remember him torpedo the Mercedes😂 crikey
M
Does Charlie Whiting have any kids? If so, we need one of those in race control ASAP. Clearly nobody else can do it.
Alex Bell
Do you think Checo can pull a Rosenberg?
axman1000
Just given the amount of shit Leclerc has been through in just 2023, with the races and now, his address being leaked, I feel you should make a video just about him and his trials and tribulations 🙃
Masi Forever 21
Do you feel like Checo is gonna be an alpha and beat bitch boy max for the WDC
Massive Innuendo
If queen lizzy raced in f1, would her teammate be a lizard?
Ben Harwood
If queen lizzy raced in f1 who would she replace?
MATTHEW GORDON
Feed Me, Woof!
lewis isaacs
Has Horner and his aero genius Newey got something dodgy going on at the arse end of that Redbull rocketship ?
Billy Barnes
tits or ass
Adam Steinhardt
When are you planning to offer Leclerc’s watch up as a raffle to us Patreon subscribers?
Kristin H.
sTilL nOt aCcepTaBle
Jacob Lindberg
guys he's obviously waiting to release the video since we have 3 week break and not cause he's lazy as shite
Dano Ghib
C'mon, get on with it ...
Kristin H.
whEre’S mY viDeO
Jon
Dude, i have a question. I signed up for daily videos, what the fuck is going on here...
A James
Which F1 drivers mrs would ya like to take for a tour of the new Nerve Centre in a fashion like daddy Stroll would?
Jonathan Daniels
Would you rather go to a black lives matter rally with Lewis or do acid with Max in a dutch brothel?
JSPAN
What type of lizard is Michael Masi?
WeakMinded
What is the exact length of your socks? Freedom units only
aidanprt
not a question but i reckon i last longer in bed than checos title challenge
Mike Dreiling
Will it be out before the next grand prix
Beanss
Jeffery Epstein isnt dead and is working on the Red Bull pit wall. Pace explained.
Hunter Biden
Do you think Alonso can win 5 more championships so that we can piss on team LH
Drew P Bahlz
What do you think about the theory, that during his time as a KGB officer in Berlin, Putin was turned and has since then been working for the CIA? Presenting the perfect enemy to the west to rally against so they can throw around panic and increase Nato. therefore sell/buy more weapons by inflating the defence Budgets of as many countries as possible?
LongGianniSilver
Which of F1's greatest drivers would you say is surrounded by the most controversy?
KING LATIFI
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck would be chuck?
Jer67
Is pontefract a shithole?
Abi
suicide is the only way out of the Ferrari misery
LancesWetChin
How does Charles Leclerc figure out a way to escape Ferrari’s misery?
Mack McB
Was Haas right to ditch Mick for Hulk? Should gravel be banned? Should a tire (tyre I’m American) fall apart when it lightly touches a wall? Should Merc give Russell a “Daddy Wolff I’m upset” button and let him blow up his car if he’s having a bad race? Should we give more power to Aston Martin to bend the rules even more until Alonso wins a race? Should we give a 5 second bonus time to anyone who puts Max in the gravel or slows down his inevitable win in any way? Albon, we love you, but you fucked it. How will we deal with our massive overwhelming Danny Ric withdrawal syndrome(DRwS)? Will Farrari do a thing, anything? The fuck is Nyck doing other than making Yuki look like an absolute fucking stud. Should Nyck have gone to Williams to not look like an ass? How many DNF’s do we need to make a good race? When you you Europeans figure out it doesn’t matter if there’s an American driver if he isn’t Tom Brady behind the wheel? Oh, America has a driver in F1 in 18th place, woooo, American’s will surely tune in this Sunday!!! Sorry if I ranted, had a bottle of Spanish wine.
Remigiusz Bobowski
Is Sargeant doing enough to estabilish himself as the new Goatifi?
Keegan Abbott
How about we refer to Alonso being driven off the track and instead of crying, he has a Rainman moment, screams Silverstone and all I can picture is race control being like "Well fuck, at least we don't have to make a decision"
Abi
could you post more cultivation content?
Vich Tits
If you could fuck a female fernando alonso. Which hole you picking first
Paul Panzer
The size of your cock… i meant..of your Dog
Sapeghost
Right now, we have long week before the next race, surely have some talk or maybe rumours or your favourite thing you do to so we and I could handle this cope of nothing to do with watch car driving fast on circle.
Nicolas Alexandre van Veen
What do you think about THE MASIVE attending the Australian GP and do you think he will grace us with his presence more often soon? Another question: Are you mentally okay?
Aleksandr Muravev
face reveal when?
True Quark
FUN FACT: Akinator doesnt know who you are
Leon
not a question but i require a conspiracy breakdown of the aussie gp xx
Jermund Ottermo
Maybe address the “where is my team” issue with Lewis. Apparently they were a no show for the podium and the anger is directed at latte boi and management. With conspiracy tie ins with the firing/departure of the blonde that was tailing Hamilton around before. Any professional sports journalist insights on this?
NotAFed69
Serious question here. What did you mean by “you people”?
Abi
Are you aware that Vitch Tit’s sister Bitch Tit’s is engaged to Danny Ricc’s best friend (Scotty James) who is also a Red Bull athlete? Do you think she might be a spy trying to steal Red bull’s race tech? Also since Sigma-lonso is now daddy strolls (new favorite) son, does he get to take part in the family’s incest benefits?
Firearm Enjoyer
Has the nuclear war and global financial crisis been canceled? What with Ferrari being even more Italian than last year somehow??
Simbamis
+1
Simbamis
Can you pls diagnose F1_Jordan from Twitter
Germany 1940
Do you want to share my bed?
Midfield Milton
Who would you rather fight, jos verstappen or Caitlin Jenner? And why would you be hard during the fight?
Nope
whos the worst f1 champion as a driver? Whos the worst driver on the grid this aside from vitch tits?
nalta waller
When will you reveal your band's name
Dano Ghib
What's your favourite cereal ?
Kevin O'Gorman
I think the reaction video for that cluster fuck should be from the wasp infested shed. I assume the FIA is working under similar conditions.
Zulugwa
Do you know who is Forsen?
PC Brummie
i personally believe that we need to address the French Civil War that's going to break out
Eyeswift
Yuki said he’s been watching Alonso POV to learn defensive driving. This is why he’s doing so much better this season
Brendan m
Definitely need to talk about how TeamLH is going to go atomic from Massa and potential legal action from ‘08 crashgate
LordNelson25
how much money will it take for you to livestream playing a season of F1 2012 as the devil himself?
Brian Buckley
If you were building an F1 team and could have any two current drivers, which 2 would you want? (Taking into account skill, if they get along, etc)
Pang
yes but by who?
Chris Allen
What do you think about Massa trying to challenge the result of the 2008 WDC?
Angus Crawley
how many people know about the microwave story?
Slight Moron
Opinion on Nicola Sturgeon and her current police investigation?
Sebastian Murray
Felipe Massa looking to legally have Lewis Hamilton's 2008 world title stripped due to "crashgate" after not getting over it for 15 years. Discuss
False Identity
Favourite ever F1 race?
Jermund Ottermo
Did the exact same thing 😂
Jermund Ottermo
I liked the charm of the garage, are you translating that look/feel over to that swagger new shed you’re getting? Also the decisions that negated any form of useful team strategies in Aussie GP, I’m looking forward for your input. Is there a debate for punishing Lewis for driving slow af behind the safety car? Did he cause that pileup somehow?
Emilie Tan
Omg it exists???
Richard Biase
what is the name of the song that plays in your intro
Tim Robertson
Just signed up for the Patreon and just binged all your content...not sure if that's healthy or is supposed to be expected of me
moondust32
how much cheese do you eat?
Joshua Perez
How long until Mercedes replace Osama Bin Latteboy with a clone of Valteri Bottas to prevent Lewis Hamilton actually having to race his teammate?
Crangle
What are your top 10 of the most beautiful F1 cars?
Dawson Patrick
Would you rather get beat to shit by Jos Verstappen for 5000 quid or sleep with someone who supports teamLH with chlamydia
Dylan Poingdestre
Not a question but read some f1 fan fictions on cameras. An absolute crime to humanity
PHLATearth
That would mean Louise to Ferrari but she cannot kneel there...
PHLATearth
It's a HELLUVA Drug !
PHLATearth
W
PHLATearth
Psyop
PHLATearth
What R U Tryin' to Say ?
PHLATearth
Hmmmm...
Chase L
Horrifying day
PHLATearth
6th Time WC Louise Middleton
PHLATearth
I was screaming-crying...windows were shattered...😂
PHLATearth
More like a Holo-Bullcrap
PHLATearth
Change Feed to FOOD
PHLATearth
It was Ericsson's Fault !
PHLATearth
Listen! The Question is... that U have became me or I became You?!
Iza Tamborska
You approach Lance Strollboy at the paddock, how do you end him..? mortal combat fatality finisher acceptable
salem
even with latifi gone, shoutout to his family, the williams keep on crashing. do you think his ghost is haunting the cars?
Iza Tamborska
whats your question tho...?
Pang
JULY 8 1947 Demolition began for the construction of UN Headquarters. Later that night a UFO landed in Roswell, New Mexico and aliens were taken to Area 51. 1963 US bans all monetary transactions with Cuba leading to the eventual assassination of JFK in DALLAS TEXAS 1984 DALLAS GRAND PRIX. DURING THE RACE NOTICABLE DAMAGE IS INFLICTED TO THE CONCRETE AND ASPHALT OF THE CIRCUT WITH THE EXPLINATION GIVEN THAT THE SUN HAD ACTED ALONE DISPITE CONFLICTING VISUAL EVIDENCE OF CRACKS AND HOLES APPEARING IN LOCATIONS AND FROM ANGLES THAT WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE IN SUCH AN EXPANSIVE COVERAGE AREA IN THE LIMITED TIMEFRAME ALLOWED TO INFLICT SUCH DAMAGE BY A SINGLE LONE WOLF SUN. NIGEL MANSELL IS CLEARLY SHOT BY AN ATTEMPTED ASSASSINS BULLET JUST BEFORE CROSSING THE FINISH LINE. 1996 Amschel Rothschild, British banker (executive chairman of Rothschild Asset Management of the Rothschild banking family of England), dies at 41 2019 US financier Jeffrey Epstein indicted on further charges of sex trafficking of minors 2022 Former Prime Minister of Japan Shinzō Abe assassinated while giving a speech in Nara, Japan My Question is, Who was behind the Dallas Grand Prix attacks?
Tom Rowson
What are your thoughts on the Swallow Rook 8x10 Wooden Potting Shed?
Factor
Just how excited are you for the potential lawsuit from Felipe Massa against the FIA to retroactively award him the 2008 title due to new info about Crashgate from Bernie Ecclestone's deathbed? And the nuclear apocalypse unleashed by #TeamLH that will follow?
Chase L
Where we’re you when the theamLH went into meltdown mode after LH’s 8th title was stolen? How did it affect you?
Shlong Kong
FMK Jos Verstappen, Team LH super fan, Paul di Resta
JSPAN
What do you think of the war crime that was the restart in Australia?
Joshua Crane
If you had to murder another f1 youtuber. Who would you murder and what method would you choose?
Amir Vafaei
If you were Jeffrey Dahmer's cell mate, would you kill him or f*ck him?
Amir Vafaei
Behind the sence info, especially how you write your scripts?
Sebastian Murray
If the audio of Carlos Sainz becoming more and more upset by his 5 second penalty is a difficult wank, can you beat my PB of finishing before he says "its nodeserve istoosevere"? https://youtu.be/vY3q_ODjRh4
Lars Timm
How do you like the song "George, the latte boy" by Kristin Chenoweth?
Emma Blue
Zak Brown has challenged Toto Wolff to a boxing match. Who do you think the winner will be?
Erguguhjguh
Do you reckon Kelly Piquet Pegs MV
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
What bring you to Formula 1? What is the first F1 races that you watched?
a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳
I knew someone would comment this 😂😂😂
Andy Darkwood
You should ask Lord Lucian to be the honourary protector of the Nerve center
Cullen Kuhry
So McLaren are shite, right? I told a bunch of my McLaren mates that the only way they go top 10 is if 10 other drivers fuck it into a wall or beach themselves in the gravel. Well look what happened. Anyway, what a race, I look forward to your video on it. Cheers
Alexis Baird
What’s the plan, sorry journey as Stroll Whitaker would say, if you start making fat stacks of “internet money”?
EstabanOcon'sHelmet
Highlight the fact that Sky Sports F1 is the byword for "Vomit Inducing Sycophantic Fangirl Bullshit" and the whole channel needs a serious overhaul!!!
Fergit
Yeah true. Even getting cunt cancer would be better than joining teamLH
Erasmus B. Dragon
Any thoughts on the AMR team boss being named Mike Krack? Who’s the chief technical officer? Seymour Buttz? Race engineer I. P. Freely??? It’s outrageous. Utter madness. They’re off their absolute tits.
Josh
Punch on between Carlos and Alonso who do you think would win
Anthony Lathrop
That's easy : AIDS is treatable.
Nicki
Who would win in a fist fight Matt Gallagher or Pa*l De Resta
Lucas Tews
If you had to kiss one of the drivers, which one would you kiss?
Armychimp
Dear Mr Rocket P. Mohawk. If you woke up one morning and you were now a formula 1 car in the Pixar Cars universe which past or present driver would you want to get all up inside you and drive you around? And why is it George Russell? Much love your best friend - George
Gimi
Is Jimmy Hoffa's corpse going to be under the nerve centre?
Baby Cheesus
I would love to know your thoughts on this being the first race Michael Masi has attended since Abu Dhabi 2021 and it being an absolute shit show.
Hunter Biden
No way daddy is reading all these comments. Why did you shoot Caleb Cooper tho
Chris Allen
Why is Ferrari a bigger rumor mill than my 8th grade class speculating about when the next school shooting will be?
Erasmus B. Dragon
Tell your friend the elites are too busy with 14 year old pussy to invent anything so cool as an air engine powered by leaf blowers, then drown him in the toilet because HE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS TOO MUCH.
Funker Funkenstein
Is this your full time job now you have all the Patreon fat stacks of ca$h? If not, what do you do to keep you above the poverty line? How did you get so good at video production? When the mohawk happen and why?
James Enright
when does leclerc off himself? before or after monza?
Philly B
What happens first, Lando wins a race in a McLaren or LH saves the environment??
CowsWithGuns
Why did Red Bull sign sponsorship for sunglasses to look like a Frat
John Dorian
Why the fuck did sainz get a 5s penalty for a small incident with vitch tits and logan sargeant gets nothing for trying to kill the dutch goblin😂 FIA is so delusional, its incredible
Paddock Masi
When will you go through with your plan to kidnap the 4th plane and fly it into the FIA headquarters in Paris? Also: Do you think vitch tits was actually a miscarriage, but then got resurrected as a zombie by his sister sucking him off, that‘s why he drives like brainless scum?
Jay Dixon
have you ever stopped to realise the truth that now that you're FaYmUs you can never have another hairstyle other than a mohawk?
Gustawk
Without taking a bloody piss who do you think was a better race director- the Massive or the counts we have now?
Tom Charlton
what year did you start watching f1 and who was your favourite driver back then?
OliverBarnett
Lewis stretching so far during the red flag that he defiantly can and does wash his wang orally
Brenton Sword
Less of a question, more of a statement. Loved the race, so much fun. 3 red flags was a lot to take in. The best part of all, was this clusterfuck of a restart at the end was happening IN FRONT OF GOD MASI HIMSELF! Cannot confirm nor deny that he was holding his cock when the decision was being made. Also, all the fans were on track before the chequered flag again, which was insane! Love the channel X
The Führer
How long will Gasly and Ocon pay the price for the French surrendering to Lance Stroll’s great grandfather in WW2
F1uxy
Does the Gasly and Ocon crash prove that the French are the problem in most situations?
Moore.or.less
I have a mate who is far down the rabbit hole and believes that F1 cars don't run on fuel but compressed air (new power that the super elite wont give to us peasants) as he sees them using leaf blowers to blow air into the engines 🤔 thoughts?
Biggles
Why did the CIA kill JFK In your opinion?
Tickle
If you could end world hunger, or throw Crofty (or the other Sky twat) of a building for bringing up Abu Dhabi, what building would it be? (I’m just salty because Perez would probably have been on the podium if he hadn’t pitted before the first safetycar)
Pay
How have you not hung yourself yet as you are a Ferrari fan?
Duarte Paulino
Ass or tits?
lewis isaacs
Why everything turns to shit on Micheal Masi’s return from F1 excile
Rafael Pacheco
Would you prefer being a supreme leader from 1939 to 1945 in Germany or being the of Team LH?
Dunamis
Damn good question! 🤭
j1358
https://youtu.be/iE39q-IKOzA
PHLATearth
They're GOOSERAPERS
EvoraTheRacer
Well, a RPM review of this series would be excellent.. 🤣 https://youtu.be/74_4XrwS94c With love from your piss pigs
Shaun Evans
Can we get a shed building video/time lapse/something? Give the people what they want. Give me the shed content.
Fergit
Would you rather get AIDS? Or join teamLH?
Ze Nightman
You're the last woman on Earth, it is on you to keep humanity alive but your only mating partners are Vitch Tits, Plua Distressta and the Ferrari racing engineers. Who do you choose? Cannot kill urself or otherwise not choose, you must mate with one of them.
PHLATearth
Keke Rosberg. That's Easy !
Ulz 92
If you could get free tickets for an F1 GP by letting every driver bitchslap you across the face as hard as they can, would you do it?
PHLATearth
Socialism, Communism, Capitalism = Fascism
PHLATearth
Why are you not vaccinated?
Moe Lester
Just wanna know more about the future star: 1. Favorite music bands/artists? 2. Are you a gamer? Favorite games? PC or console? 3. What do you do besides being an online entertainer? Got a job or something?
IVO
Let’s get deep into it. What are your thoughts on capitalism and socialism?
porkchop
Whats your favorite animal? Btw thank you for the videos!
WickedMind
What would you do if the devil himself comes back to F1 racing?
Christian Horny
Fuck yea, this is where it’s at
Many tanks.
Not until you finally admit you've fitted checo's car with a command wire initiated IED.
Christian Horny
Wasnt letting me edit, would be cool o do a live stream for a race too
Christian Horny
Come and get it
Christian Horny
We are checking
Christian Horny
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you RPM: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Christian Horny
Most definitely!
Oracle bread bowl racing
Should put a picture of vitch tits on one of the little horses and have an interview with him. Horses probably bang their sisters
Nico
Are your parents proud proud of your work or confused by their son yelling in a shed about Osama, 911, whoever vitchtits is, and racing?
crilex
Let's say you are able to travel back in time and meet your former self. Let's say you would give your past self a handjob. Will that count as masturbation or as homosexual? (edited gay out of the sentence)
Tom Brømbear
Is F1 the new football? Conspiracies with the organization FIA (FIFA), rigged races, hooligans. Was has become of this beloved sport?
Angus Crawley
https://youtu.be/2tl0oVrj1FI
Erasmus B. Dragon
Also open up a race day comment thread here on patreon so the piss pigs can talk shit during the race.
Erasmus B. Dragon
Questions are for pussies but you better comment on Latte boy crying on the radio during lap 1 because his race engineer is asking him to manage tires while Lewis is attacking him from behind.
Maximillian Clitoris (PHD)
Put your head in a wheelbarrow full of concrete for ten minutes; you can train your breathe & have great success. Trust me. It takes roughly on average 24-48hrs for concrete to set, you won't have a problem with the thermal expansion, so, don't worry about your brain melting & being crushed simultaneously. But let's say it did... just think about what that could do for your brand image!? Yours sincerely, McFuckfacetwinkletoes
Zan
- Could bad F1 opinions be referred to as Nerve Gas?
Reaver
who's the worst world champion? For my money, at least from the last 30 years, it's gotta be damon. He almost lost to villeneuve in villeneuve's rookie year and couldn't even win in 94 when the michael was banned from 4 races.
GreenDevil42
When you are going to get inevitably drafted for the upcoming ww2 sequel, what's gonna be your pin-up waifu and why is it Michael Masi?
Garyy
Is Freddie V capable of pulling this Ferrari shit show out of the dark days and return to glory or are there still too many Italians?
Celty Tompkins
If you could kill one of the drivers and take over their life, who would you kill?
Ella Masser
On twitter @carroll_NIR posted an image of Lance Stroll’s instagram comments from Leclerc fans. One of the comments was: “You should have buried yourself in the sand instead of Charles, you don’t deserve P4” What are we gonna call this new crazy fan base?
Lars Timm
Who would score more points for Ferrari: Leclerc and Sainz or a trained monkey and pastor maldonado?
Stroll's Favorite Window
What's the cost cap for Race Control?
JamesSlipCordon
What event triggered a larger hard-on: - TeamLH when Verstappen DNFs - RocketPM when Di Resta was fired - Verstappen Shaggers when Max laps Lewis - Lawrence Stroll when he sees Vitch-Tits get P4
Josh
Your next podcast should be filmed beside your nans grave, or someones nans grave.
Wojciech Jaguś
How much is the fish?!
Nicholas S
Does anyone have a clip of this?
rynja
gimi
Václav Skoták
Are you latte-boys biggest fan? It looked like it based on your tweets during the race.
Jamie Gibson
What are your thoughts on all the god damn feature interviews as filler programming?
Midfield Milton
Why did Daniel Ricciardo sabotage the Australian GP and how does this relate to Abu Dabi 2021?
scott spieler
Please talk about ted Kravitz crying because masi was in the paddock.
aux
Melbourne was fun, but do you remember how awesome rAdelaide was? Exactly! If they moved the Australian F1GP to Perth, the whole of F1uk could sleep in a extra 3hrs, we don't have a track, just saying. #PerthF1ed
Nicholas S
Didn't know Masi had been excommunicated from F1. Kravitz sounds disgusted about his presence: https://youtu.be/MJSXcQFks_8
Evergreen
You are two inches deep in Paul Di Resta and Nicholas Latifi is two inches deep inside you. Are you moving forwards or backwards?
MEXICANROCKT
Masi was at F1 Australia, is that why we had the last minute crash.... Return of the masi thug bitch. Why didnt vitch tits get 5sec penalty for Ferrari crash.
Many tanks.
Should lando norris leave mclaren next year to drive a much quicker tesco trolley around Bahrain?
Many tanks.
How long until Karen horner is beheaded by the Mexican cartel for crimes against perez
Eddy Moretti
Here is the video of the twisted family drama at the Aston pit wall…https://youtu.be/KgfDQWKQ61Q
Drive2UncleClive
Who's your favourite celebrity pedophile?
Eithacos W
if that happens then we are definitely living in a simulation
michael krueger
If F1 was a spec series, which driver would win the most consistently?
Mercedes fan
Hello Mr Mohawk I hope you are well. You probably get this alot, but what is the car you sit in during your vidoes?
Brian G
Does the Alpine crash on lap 57 mean the French have finally surrendered to themselves?
Cally Gottlieb
Favourite beer?
MartinSince94
How hard were you when you found out that the Masi was at the AUS GP?
MR Matthews
I have a perfectly normal question; Would you fuck lance stroll’s sister and why would you do it in his jet?
Byron McKeig
Does possibility of max wining the season early and then putting Daniel in his car for a possible 1,2,3 red bull driver championship make you wet
Aaron Miller
Do you think Max stays at RB for his whole career? If not, where do you see him going?
Emilie Tan
Grid girls or drag queens?
Henry Ashman
What's wrong with a rolling restart after a red flag? Is Esteban Ocon cursed to crash into his teammate when driving a pink car? Will Carlos Sainz ever calm down? And how did the devil himself pull this off?
Tommy
As a fan, what is your least favorite thing about F1 and why is it the FIA’s inability to be consistent?
Joseph
The real question we all want to know: will sigmAlonso go back to Indy car in 2-3 years to win the triple crown finally?
Eddy Moretti
It was weird. Also, notice how overexcited Little Vitch (I think that’s the best name for him actually) was after denying Daddy’s high five… it was like he was acting it up.
Emilie Tan
Omg I was wondering the exact same! So odd!
mag3ntalavalamp
do you smoke weed? xx
ChemoCharlie
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZqOjLsFey7Q?feature=share
Gavin F
Any chance you will make it to a race this year?? We can do a Nerve camp at COTA! -Loce the content ❤️
Eddy Moretti
What on earth was going on at the Aston pit wall before the last restart when Daddy Vitch tried to unsuccessfully high-five little baby Vitch Tits? What the fuck was that about? Why was Daddy Vitch happy and giddy? Alonso had crashed, Vitch Tits had locked up and gone off into the grass, and they were waiting for a ruling on the restart… so A. Why the high five, and B. Why the fuck didn’t little bitch Vitch Tits return the high five?
Rebekah Allen
How old are you?
Galia
Hello mister rocket power 👊 my father is Paul di Resta and I would like to ask you please don't attac him anymore🥹 hes a good bloke 😇 and my heart breaks 💔 everytime I hear you slander his name 😖
Nuttawut Janto
https://youtu.be/MTe12fH2xtQ
Rigatony
Give us the 10 greatest cucks of all time (at least some of F1 related)
David Ouellette
Can we have a compilation of all the times stroll has taken someone out at t1?
Ben
What do you think of Carlos crying on the radio
Christy
BDE
Christy
Will big, Spanish, sigma daddy win a race this year? If so where, when and how many?
Matt
Check out the F2 race. Probably some good bits you could find about how getting rid of tire warmers is going to kill the drivers
axman1000
Are you really not ever gonna make your videos in your car? I don't care about how you're the only unbiased British F1 "commentator" you are.. I joined your Patreon for your car. I swear down on me nan's grave, if you're not in your car, I'd much rather, "THROW YOU IN JAIL. RIGHT NOW!"
Martin Green
If you could put absolutely anyone (not just drivers) into a 2008 Ferrari and get them to do a lap of the nurburgring, who would it be and why? If it's somebody who doesn't normally drive fast cars, where do you expect them to crash, if they can even get the bastard thing moving forward
Sushi Tunoda
Oh boy, you better strap in
Xan Melton
should we ignore all races that happen before Melbourne and after Brazil?
DeliciaFelps69
The CIA didnt shoot JFK, his head just did that
Nils93
Are Team LH and Pual di Resta teaming up to achieve world domination?
Meemerina
So, we know you can sing (thanks Ronan) and you play guitar (thanks second channel). What do you like to listen to? Do you write any music? Assuming yes, can we have an end of season Christmas song to cry and crank one out to during the off season?
Tom Milner
I need someone to explain to me why Carlos gets a 5 second penalty on a lap that doesn’t exist, when vitchtits nepobaby does EXACTLY the same thing and doesn’t get anything. Someone make that make fucking sense.
Seth Busby
When is the new nerve centre gonna be ready
ModalStorm1195
What music does RPM listen to?
Rascal on the Run
Will Lance Stroll commit patricide, inherit Daddy's Billions and control of Aston Martin to become the Fuher of F1, bring back Masi only to torture TeamLH, Causing a Road Warror Apocalyptic war between the Verstapen Shaggers and TeamLH?
Rigatony
Did Carlos deserve that penalty?
True Quark
Who do you want Str.. A Disgrace of Canada to overtake? Max or Midfieldmilton?
Bloke I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBrEgJdEewg Do you prefer digestives or custard creams
Joshua Wright
Back in day the lead car changed more frequently than it seems to at minute and I think that’s cos the tech regs limit the engineers to much - would F1 be better if we went back to letting them do whatever they want?
🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕
If Lance stroll turns out likes being cucked, asks you to shag his girlfriend but both him and his dad will watch you do it, would you?
🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕
https://youtu.be/7dETj0-mTko that is the 2019 farming simulator speed run world record I dare you to try and beat it.
J
Why is Fernando Alonso such a Sigma bastard
nennu
are u single? (asking for a friend obviously)
Kieron
As a new (since Canada 2022) watcher of F1 and fan of Ferrari: When does the pain stop?
sorek.uk
I would like to see material about Robert Kubica and his history. Would be interesting take from you if you did some digging on his successes in BMW and Renault before his accident. Cheers!
NigdemSlayer
Last season we had those clowns at the FIA end a race under the safety car at Monza. Now they fuck the race by having 3 red flags. How long until they just bite the bullet and bring back Masi?
brettk
Any chance you’ll provide a RSS feed for your subscribers?
Mark Townsend
Are you related to the farming fetus on Clarkson’s Farm? https://youtu.be/5pn8KcnVu-g
Hamsiu
When will Ted Kravitz let go of the 2021 Abu Dhabi hate crime (subtle nod to the last week's GP mini meltdown after seeing that absolute Chad Michael Masi)?
David Crawford
Is there room for an alternate fantasy F1 league where you earn points based on the position your drivers are in *when* the race ends, as opposed to earning points based on how the drivers are classified *after* the race?
DjLuke420
Do you think the FIA have forgotten, that F1 is a sport, and not some fucking clown show / entertainment media. In regards to the pure retardation, that is the red flags and the possibility of getting rid of free practice.
Xenic
2 small questions. 1.Would u ever consider setting up a discord server for all the chad patreons? 2. What car is it that u sit in during videos?
Ben
The audacity
Britt
on a scale of 1-10 how likely are you go get some fluffy cows
A James
Why do horses sleep on their sides but REM sleep standing up? CCP and Paul Di Resta behind it all?
Tom Charlton
what is your favourite ever race, and do you plan to cover any of them in videos?
Reggie from Nintendo
Any thoughts on toxic Leclerc fanboys losing their shit anytime Sainz does better than him?
Ashetounding
Can you make a tierlist of who you think has the biggest bollocks of every f1 driver
Bart
This. This is the question. Would also like to know: is Michael Masi indeed, as Crofty suggested, “a human being”?
Joshua Denford
not a question but make a tier list of formula 1 drivers you can beat in a fight
Liam Frilay
Your coward if it’s not with tongue
agentPineapple
https://youtu.be/_sOlSA_qZJs this one is amazing
HastyOyster
Any plans for the future of your empire? Do you plan on doing this all yourself, are you getting an editor or some hired help?
Brian Gratz
Kravitz still firmly rooted in Abu Dhabi 2021 and takes shots at Masi just for being there (and shot at RB bc AD21 was mentioned), then Crofty proceeds to slap him in the mouth with his cock and broadcast never goes back to Ted rest of race. Did Kravitz and Crofty meet up at turn 3 in Albert Park after race and fight to the death?
Ben
Do you kiss her after she sucked you off?
GoldenMonkeh
What's with the car in your garage (is it drivable), what kind of car do you drive and which car will you get when all that extra YouTube and Patreon money starts coming in? Do you drive on tracks, on a racing sim? WHAT IS YOUR CAR AND DRIVING STATUS?
MistaPutz
Has Oscar Piastri already proven he's better than Danny Ric.
Dag Anders Nyman
What do you think about dennis hauger? He has the talent og max and luck of charles
Sam Sulek
Jesus - not sure why everyone loves Ted so much, guys an absolute drip
Tom Denley
Could you tell us a bit about the car in your garage?
Tybz
Michael Masi was not assassinated during the Australian GP. Does that surprise you?
Sam Sulek
Too close to that WF1 shite
Ben Burgess
Did Michael Masi do some mission impossible shite to make his way in to race control for the end of the race to make sure Alonstroll got P3 and P4
Alvaro Ingold
Will Fernando Alonso ever finish other than P3? Will he be champion for the 3rd time if he keeps finishing P3?
Apolly007
Not a question, just wanted to thank you for your absolute legendary content
Sam Sulek
https://youtu.be/FwPX3PV9vGo
Matthew Christensen
Oh BTW How dare you!
Paulo Di Sandio
Would you rather fight 2 Yuki-Sized Ocons or 1 Ocon-Sized Yuki?
Matthew Christensen
At the end, even Stoll's car was nervous and shitting itself when they lucked into Third.
Jay Sommerville
Why is ferrari always ruining everyone's hopes and dreams by being themselves? I'd it to do with them being Italian?
Derek de Popcorn
How much of your YouTube persona is you playing a character, and how much is your true self?
Pieter Hoebe
How much money did Max save the city of Melbourne by his 4 seconds of mowing the grass?
Elliot Duguay
Did Masi in his sheer presence cause the Australian GP nuclear war?
MattD
You give me a very Tim Dillon vibe and I love it. Have you ever watched The Pig do his thing?
Bence Gábor
Who’s the bigger mafia, the FIA or the UK government?
rosarotearmeefraktion
With all of the climate activism going on, mostly in Europe, what do you think F1’s future will look like (will it end, will there only be races in the USA and the middle east, etc.)?
Pronato
on a scale from 1-10, how likely do you think it is that Ricciardo will give Max or Checo food poisoning before a race weekend?
natlouu
What do you think of the bickering between of Crofty and Ted on Sunday?
Jakeee
if you could flatten meadowhall what would you put in its place corporate scum
Joel Bates
It was during the red flag on lap 56, he basically said masi is in the other paddock where he belongs lol
Harrison Kew
Can you do a "Meme reaction to the Grand Prix" but only good memes
Bas Marcussen
How did the commentary give away the massive’s current location?? He must have been harassed by #teamLH
fauler Panda
Du you think the Masi curse is a real thing, if so where do you wanna see it in action again?
Papa Bogey
Two Tits-Vitch Questions: what list will be shorter - drivers TV runs into, or not? And, is TV Maldonado reincarnated?
Baldo33
Do you think with the demonisation of cash, the imminent collapse of the banks and the fiat money system as a whole it will cause the NPCs to wake up, reject the programming and see the whole system is a scam? Or are most NPCs too dependant on the systems programming that they will just accept the coming CBDCs and with it another victory for the deep state?
Conal Macdonald
How do you keep the Mohawk so perfect
Kate
Where do ferrari get their new creative ways to fuck up a race/hurt me emotionally? - ferrari fan
Mark Turner
how was it that damn Paul Di-Restas fault.
runme0ver
Can you 1v1 me on Farm Simulator?
Jan Erik
https://youtu.be/v26fTGBEi9E
LePain
Who would win in a fight Fred vasour or Steiner
Alex Vorstermans
actual legit question alert: what are your top 5 favourite albums of all time
Risto Pochepov
Who would you rather fight, the TEAM LH lunatics or the Verstapen shaggers?
Catters 12
What's your nans name
Maclayne Linnett
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Many tanks.
Could I use David coulthards jawline to rescue car accident casualties
Tian Pozgaj
Michael Masi comes to a GP and there is a questionable decision that puts up a 1 or 2 Lap showdown at the end...coincidence? I THINK NOT! F1 needs Michael Masi like JFK wouöd have needed a Helmet.
Johnny Pervert
Thoughts on the Mexican gardeners (aka taco mafia) who are attacking RB for sabotaging Perez
Sam Sulek
Is there a link to this? What was said?
Ayhamb99
Do you think Ricciardo has an opportunity to get a competitive seat next season or is his F1 career at an end after his lackluster 2022 season at Mclaren
Florian
Is there a conspiracy therory about Hülkenberg not getting his first podium?
Jack Cleator-Popplewell
With all the shite that F1 drivers/commentators kick up with the sport being "dangerous", how many bricks would they shit if they even heard about the Isle of Man TT, let alone were made to race it?
Jack Rampling
Failed suicide bomb from Osama Bin Latte himself
Jacob Lindberg
How perez finished 5th in a spaceX model 7 with 20 dnfs in front
Bram Gjaltema
https://youtu.be/p90fpzYwFDE
Markus
Why was Michael Masi replaced by Niels Wittich? Lizzard people, his track record for title deciding last races (DTM 2021) or any other conspiracy? Pleas e enlighten us with your secret knowledge....
LM
Do you think Osama bin Russel tried to take out multiple cars at once with his self sabotaged engine to get 72 virgins?
BroccSoy
Do you think someone planted a pipe bomb in George’s car? Who did it??
M.C. Laren
No question, just want to thank you for what you do.
ASG
If Paul di Resta, Michael Masi and Stefano Domenicali were to form a terrorist group, what would it's name be?
Benjamin Martelle
Ever watch a World of Outlaws Sprint Car race?!!!?! 410 Sprint Cars equal creamed jeans. You should watch and fill the pants up boyio 😗
Marc Harari
Why are you so sexy
Ji
Thoughts on the new F1 weekend format? People seem to hate sprint races and 2 qualifiers a lot...
InfiniteIdeas
Where does the Victh Tits Tattoo go if/when he gets his first win?
Kian Olner
Would you rather be in a car with TeamLH or Verstappen shaggers?
Many tanks.
Is Paul di' resta also recieving criminal charges like trump for fucking sky sports commentary?
Ben K
Who would in a fight between Jos Verstappen and Adrian Sutil
Pontus
Disguise yourself as a member of #TeamLH on a forum and ask cringy questions... question?
Xavier Kleuters
How has Taxi Driver influenced your youtube persona?
norSpit
Do you eat corn the long way?
Mike Parallex
Who would win in a punch up? Anthony Hamilton or Jos Verstappen?
Bwoah
Do u have sheep dogs and can u do that whistling shite
biquetteuh
Best time of day to visit Meadowhall?
Xivian123
Do you think that Osama Bin latte boys engine committing suicide was a satanic sacrifice for teamlh?
Sam Sulek
That's pretty difficult tbf
Ανατολή
How F1 could achieve net zero carbon by 2030 and how do you see the evolution of the F1 in general (besides just changing the rules and how to build a car, but GLOBally)
PDR's mum's flaps
Did anyone else see Danny Ric sticking his dick through the fence so the alpines fucked it into each other??
Hunter Biden
After the completion of the nerve center, will you do watchalong live streaming of the race?
Rachel Gunning
Do you feel confined to your hairstyle now that it’s part of your legal name?
Many tanks.
How many times does lelcerc have to beach like hes arrived in dover, before he's moved into asylum housing
CH
Hold a Q&A with #TeamLH or go for a coffee with Paul Di Resta and Latte Boy?
Thomas Jolley
My question is apart from yourself, who are credible experts who can provide clarity on the trauma that is F1 or are you the only shining beacon of hope? #loveyourwork
Kozik
What were you doing for a living before started your youtube channel. Farming? Am I right? Are you still doing it? What or who made you to start yt channel?
Hunter
Why do you have a mohawk
Sam Sulek
Wtf that's insane hahaha
Kacper Trzaskowski
Is Lando going to Red Bull or Mercedes for 2024?
Dogzy
What does Gunter have on gene as he’s not been sacked yet??
Bloth
We've seen what Masi's spirit can do once he was back in an F1 paddock. How much mayhem, do you reckon, could he cause in a terrorist organization? #MasISIS
Dogzy
Is Adrian newey one of the illuminati or the lizard people.
Joel Bates
Can you PLEASE comment on Ted kravitz absolutely burning Michael masi during the red flag on Sunday. It was very joosee
Max Springer
Three rule changes you'd bring into F1 straight away
Dogzy
If pual deresta is the devil does that make Masi the new angel of death.
Philip Paterson
How can the FIA improve the rules to make the sport less confusing and more fun
Couldbewrse
Who would win in a fight? Bernie Ecclestone, Jackie Stewart or Oswold Mosley. ps love you baby cakes
James Lloyd
How much upkeep does the hawk take? 🤔 thinking of getting one but im lazy.....
Joas
What driver would you trust most to date your daughter in case you had one, and which one the least
Will
Why were so many people crying about the amount of red flags? From what was shown on the live covering there was a lot of debris from the kmag and alpine crashes. Honestly I would’ve half expected maxi taxi or crymilton to shout over the radio
Jonn Alfaro
How are you after Abu Dhabi 2021? Are we entitled to financial compensation for that?
rynja
Salt and Vi-
Paul
Who would you f, marry, kill? Paul di Resta, #teamlh, Nan.
Sam Sulek
You're in the club and both Carlos Sainz and Leclerc hit you with their best chat up lines - are you able to resist or are you sucking harder than Ferrari this year?
Grt Esports
Marry, fuck, kill. Lance stroll, latifi, Christian Horner?
Jack Rampling
How many fucking sandbags are RB loading up to be able to randomly do this: https://youtu.be/C0KZlc1sAnw
Vanessa Blanche
And is sergeant the new Latifi.
Jensen Dare
When does your shed arrive
Oli
What was a bigger catastrophe: The Holocaust, the 3rd race restart, or 9/11?
Georgi Todorov
Also opinion on why Stroll wasn’t penalised for his contact but Sainz did get a penalty
Vanessa Blanche
Which Ferrari ‘noooo’ moment was more iconic, sainz @ Australia or Leclerc fucking it into the wall @ France 2022?
Brandon Turner
If you could do anything in the world for a job what would it be?
Yoki Kuechly
Where would you rather be: in the hot air balloon with Latifi or next to Paul di Resta while he is recording a podcast for an hour straight?
Ja Pdgpdg440
Your favourite Vitch Tits crash?
Christian
I drank the rest of the milk while splitting a pb&j with the girl; immediately calls me the devil himself. Do I push her off a bridge? Yes or yes
DKOMSC
Not really a question but it's to refreshing that you don't care how many subs you have. You're so genuinely and open with your fans
George Hutchings
RPM thoughts on this pls
Connor Brady
What are your thoughts on redbull taking a gamble with Riccardo and the Mexican shit storm that would happen after
Georgi Todorov
Reaction on Lance Stroll getting in contacts multiple times this season
CocoPoop
If Latifi was still alive, could he have scored points there?
George Hutchings
Michael Mas-acre being in the paddock… why, what, how, why, why why???
Kofi Collett
Thoughts on CultLH going into absolute nuclear meltdown because Masi was in the paddock?
Aidan Jeffes
Was Jorge sabotaged for not taking Max out in T1?
ILLUMINATI
If you would have to sacrifice (in a religious ceremony)Ted Fucking Kravitz, Vitch Tits or the Devil himself - Paul di Resta. Which one would you choose?
Harry Dawson
Will lance stroll be put up for adoption and Lawrence raise Fernando as his son instead?
Verstrappon
How much spunk do you think the producers of drive to survive produced over the aus gp weekend
Norto
Reaction? 😉 https://youtu.be/bg1kxgVt0JY
alex done
Fernando alonsos favourite flavour of Pringles?
