🚨NEW MERCH ALERT🚨
🕑 Added 2024-08-05 12:00:10 +0000 UTCNobody asked, but we answered anyway! We've got two (or four depending how you calculate) new, authorized merch items for sale that you can pre-order right here right now. And don't forget to use discount code SEFFAYFEFFERS when you check out for 10% off at officehours.merchtable.com.
Here's some sentences about this swag to further entice you:
Embrace your flower power with a brand new "Office Flowers" shirt designed by bonejelly available in lagoon blue tie dye or good ol' natural.
Say "Good Horning" and "What's Sip, Everybody" twice a day every day with the Sunny Morning Mug Two-Pack. This stunning pair of thick, diner-style mugs is the only item(s) that's fully endorsed by both Doug and Vic featuring their patented catchphrases. Technically you can buy each mug individually for a slightly higher unit price, but why risk upsetting 1/3 of the trinity!
Third of all (or fifth) is a stern warning to rotten egg Phil Braun who somehow infiltrated our merch store. Phil, you are hereby ordered to remove your poorly designed, probably low quality cotton "Working Hours" shirt from our store immediately! This item is NOT FOR SALE and is NOT AUTHORIZED.
SHOP NOW AT officehours.merchtable.com!
Thank you for listening and we'll see you live on THURSDAY 8/8 at 10am PT (1pm PT) with Dudesy's Will Sasso & Chad Kultgen on the pod! 😘
Comments
bobbie parsley
i wish working hours shirt had the UNAUTHORIZED on there - take my money 💰
Matt James
I really like the jummies
patrickduffy
Ok looks like it updated to include USPS so I'm seeing the same thing now, not sure what was going on yesterday. Ordered
revshaw
Got to represent working hours
Hanz
Hahahaha
Hanz
I seriously need a Jummies shirt, DOUG!!
Tim Heidecker
I'm seeing $8.45 to North Carolina. $10.27 if I add the mug two pack.
Carol
I’m like Dylan!
Jimjim
Finally some good merch! That shirt fantastic
Mars Hottentot
"WAKE THE FUCK UP!"
Mars Hottentot
Got the Mug Pack. Will probably be back for the shirtz
ToddUmptious
I'm delighted for the teamsters union and all that but ordering from Europe ever since is kiiilling me. How about nobody has jobs? Let's just get rid of all jobs... Should go fine.
ToddUmptious
Your merch looks kinda shabby next to the Working Hours stuff. Maybe you should've separated Phil's prestige merch to a later post so everything else doesn't look like it just rolled out of bed. #teardowntheban
Joss Humberstone
“Yes, we can hear you”
Shawn Morones
Shipping cost is killing me. Biden’s America!
patrickduffy
Standard shipping for the working hours shirt is $18 to NC??
Lindsey Taylor
Will the black sticker "I Like Having Fun.." make a comeback?
Rok Pregelj
Blah, I just ordered the old one. :(
Darius Hahn
Shame on Phil for sneaking his tasteless joke into your merch store (I'll take 10)
Angelo Mike
Might want to alert the FTC about Phil's illicit merchandise.
JAYDIOHEAD
Prescription juggs
Zach Searcy
Tim needs catchphrase for a mug.
Justin Coble
Definitely getting some of this!