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Slattern Content Poll for August 2025

Pick your favourite tags! Top three become an audio. You know the drill!

Aftercare for August 2025: The Crystal Cavern

Another in a short series of guided meditations, this time a useful little hideaway where you can use breathing and imagination to enter a state of relaxation and maybe a little colour therapy?

Ask Smut for August 2025

The questions this month:1: Piggybacking off the July 2025 question: approaching a man for a kiss. You said flirt with him. What if I'm awkward AF? Flirting tips? Perhaps I should add that I'm not the one in my friend group who gets the attention, so I don't really have any practice. 2: How do I tell my partner I have been faking it this whole time? I have never had a real orgasm from them

Story Time August 2025: The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

In which we start getting to know a certain Mr. Hyde, and discover how vile he is.Note: Jekyll and Hyde is a Novella, so won't be as long as previous stories!

Update August 2025

In which we talk about another successful revolution around the sun, a brief holiday, how important you all are, a couple of minor changes and some things that are important both to me and the wider community. Skip the last 10 minutes if you don't care for politics or corporate greed.

Strumpet Exclusive for July 2025

You voted for:MDomThroat FuckingOrgasm Denial - and that's what you're getting!

Guided Meditation: The Movie House

This is a guided relaxation tool, involving your imagination and some relaxation techniques which you might find helpful if you're stressed, sleepless or otherwise in need of time to unwind.

Guided Mediation Prelude

Just a little something before we get going...

Aftercare July 2025 - Guided Meditation

An introduction to something a little different for this month.

Slattern Exclusive for July 2025

You voted for:Authority Figure - I'm cheating this slightly since it's Your Dom.PraiseSoft Mdom

Preview: The Intro for Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

You know me, I like these dramatic intro sections if I'm reading a book. I rather like this one, born out of me noodling around a bit and then being struck by inspiration.What do you think?

Harlot Exlcusive June 2025

A little series of naughty thoughts, explained as we go. No tags because no real action, just slow and sensual naughtiness.

Harlot Content Poll for July 2025

Pick a scenario!

Strumpet Content Poll for July 2025

Please pick some tags. Top three tags become an audio.

Slattern Content Poll for July 2025

Pick the tags you want to see used. Top three get turned into an audio, so choose wisely.

What are we Reading Next?

The Affair at Styles is the first appearance of Hercule Poirot and is a classic country house mystery. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is Robert Louis Stevenson's exploration of duality in mankind, and what the nature of evil is.Frankenstein is the classic tale of hubris and the ethics of science, as Mary Shelley quietly creates a horror classic and kind of invents science fiction at the same time.

Colonel Tavington Sends Greetings to the American Colonies

It's a tradition in these parts to remind The USA what it's missing out on at this time of year.Joking aside, Happy 4th of July, American friends!

SFW Audio: Dracula, Chapter 27

Our heroes race against the sunset, and not everyone will see the sun rise again...

Ask Smut JUly 2025

1: How does one approach kissing a man?

Update July 2025

In which we talk about all kinds of stuff.

It's Hot

...and my PC can't handle it. Despite fans and cooling and all sorts, when it gets this hot I have to stop work. I overheat too, to be fair. There are three audios to come from June that will be delivered in early July.

Strumpet Exclusive Content for June 2025

You wanted spanking, well you have it. Shorter than normal, but no less impactful, you're going to get the spanking you so richly deserve.And that's all this audio features: Spanking.

Slattern Exclusive Audio for June 2025

You wanted:Strict DomDoggie StyleAftercare.

Aftercare: About the Boys.

It's Pride, but it's also Men's Mental Health Awareness Month, and we've had some sad news.Listen for signs to look for and ways to help the men in your life who might be suffering..

Early Access - Sharing Memories

This audio is my contribution to GoneWild Audio Gay's Pride event: Pride was a Riot.At the end of June, each day of the week will have a collection of posts themed around one aspect of Pride. Wednesday 25th will be about loss and remembrance.This audio, which is M4M, takes place when a man helps his older partner remember and celebrate a love who died young.The script is by u/butmaybeyes from reddit and you should be aware that it deals with...