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NFLXL - Broncos

Snow Hormse - I like this one a lot I'm not gonna lie, her fit is fire and the vibes are immaculate

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NFLXL - Chiefs

This team is a plague, but these ladies are fuego

(Furry) Spicy Gems - Cowgirl Dragonite

A truckload of dragonites at home, too janky for the main post, too good to delete, thus is the beauty of uncut gems

(Furry) Commission - Cowgirl Dragonite Paizuri

If you or a loved one has ever been in need of a oversized Dragonite cosplaying as a cow giving the ol'hawk tuah, have I got good news for you

SPICE - Tora & Terra

The long awaited much anticipated spicy set (it's been like a day)

Uncut Gems - Tora & Terra

Extras of the gorls, gonna work on a spicy set tomorrow :)

Tora & Terra

My twin tigers for a lil collab on Insta

(Furry) Uncut Gems - Extra Tigery Tora

More titanic tiger tiddy cuz I need a sfw post for the gram lolol

(Furry) Comm - Bengal BE Sequence

Tora becomes BEEG Tora becomes uhhh enormous stripey fire hydrant?Cool Bug Fact - Holy moly it's hard to keep a furry character consistent across multiple images, from the shade of orange constantly changing to the inpainted faces being so drastically different, but by golly, I edited and finagled my way to a pretty damn fire sequence if I do say so myself.

(Furry) Spicy Gems - Loona

Extras for the Loona set, more lorge woof

(Furry) Commission - Lorge Loona

Helluva Boss > Hazbin Hotel, is that a hot take idk - anyway Loona's been eatin, or absorbing souls, whatever hellhounds do, whatever it is keep it up - and she does, because you bet your bippy these are in expanding order

Spicy Gems - GTS Navia

Some unedited extras for the Navia set. See, usually the unedited SFW extras are called Uncut Gems, and the edited NSFW is called SPICE, but this is like the first instance of unedited NSFW extras, and so behold, Spicy Gems.

Commission - GTS Navia (Genshin)

I don't play Genshin Impact, but if it ever looks anything like this pls lemme know 😂

Chargers Posts Fixed 👍

So I'm still in desert world, but I just re-uploaded all the Chargers images using the mobile website instead of the app, and it looks like they're now full resolution as intended. Did I mention the Patreon app is TRASH? Anyway, lemme know how they're looking now, should be all good, sorry for that initial disgusting quality. I'm just gonna uninstall that app real quick 🙄😮‍💨

Help, I'm in a desert wasteland 🏜

Lol. So, do those Chargers posts have actual potato quality images, or is it just me? Like I mentioned, im literally in the middle of nowhere death valley wrong turn at Albuquerque-ville uploading these from my phone. There's no wi-fi out here, so smn tells me the mobile app compressed the absolute hell out of them? If that's the case, I'll replace em with the correct cwispy images as soon as I'm back next week. Lemme know. In the...

SPICE - Chargers

A horse is a horse. In growing order, of course, of course. That's a reference to a TV show I've never seen because I'm not 75.Cool bug fact - the Patreon mobile app is TRASH I had to remake these posts and retype these descriptions like 3 times 🫠Oml it's hot, enjoy your enormous horses see you next week, love you byeeee 👋

Uncut Gems - Chargers

So usually I edit the first one of these up to post on the socials too, but uhhhhh I'm scared of flying so while I was working on finishing these up the night before, I took half a xan (13 hours till I land had me out like a light) - ok but that's actually what happened 🙂So uh yknow that first one looks good enough to me - anyway, BOOBA 🐴

NFLXL - Chargers

Hi 👋 I'm currently actually melting in the California desert for a family reunion, so I'll be back in the middle of next week. BUT I had some beeg horses prepared to hold ya'll over (I'm posting this on the socials like Sunday, usually I schedule it to post now and unlock for all members that day, but that's not a thing I can do from my phone, so you lucky free members actually get to see this early, very epic)Pls wish me l...

(Furry) Commission - Chonky Milky Texans

In growing order because you know I look out for you guys. (It actually works super well, lowkey a BE/WG sequence, it's kinda sick lmao)

(Furry) Commission - Texans

The votes from Twitter are in, and Furry and Futa are game for commissions! (look here's one lol) I know furry isn't for everybody but I've always been in the camp of "IF SHE THICC SHE THICC"SFW(ish) cover post for the socials :)

Commission - Lucoa Paizuri

Def the spiciest set I've posted lol, in growing order for your viewing pleasure

Uncut Gems - Lucoa

Ok, I got a bit sidetracked making the post for the socials, I won't lie.

Commission - Lucoa

Ok so technically the commission was for the Lucoa paizuri somewhere above this, but I wanted to make smn smn for the socials too lol

SPICE - Raiders

You've heard of Pirate's Booty now get ready for Pirate's BOOBA(I'm still sick but I think that's just the usual chronic illness and the covid is behind me hoorayyy)

Uncut Gems - Raiders

There's a loooot of these because of that whole XL just choosing totally random colors issue lolI started this originally on my old PC that would explode if I tried to upscale, so most of these aren't as cwispy, but that's the beauty of uncut gems Finishing up the shiny spice set that should go up tomorrow :)