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Watch Out for Fireballs! 463: Superliminal
How big is a game? How small is it? These questions are a matter of perspective, and Superluminal is here to teach you about perspective.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
Adaptation Decay 94: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
The film that nobody asked for, and yet all we have left are questions. One thing the film certainly doesn't leave misunderstood: that sand? That's time sand. Not that the* prince uses it much.*There is more than once prince.
Everything to Guppy 993: Monster Blitz Pt. 44
One monster, one grift, one INCREDIBLE TV SHOW
Abject Suffrage: January 2025
Thought you saw the last of me, did you? Well, I've got news for you. Just because Exquisite Suffering is retiring doesn't mean you don't get to vote in these silly polls. In fact, it is now mandatory.The winner will be covered on the final Abject Suffering of the month.Here are your victims this month:Dr. Seuss’s The Cat in the Hat (PS2)Mike Myers, why?!Lucky Luke (PSX)A cowboy game where a cowboy does the main thing cowboys are kn...
Abject Suffering 591: Spider Man: City Raid
You likely don’t know what Spider-Man: City Raid is. It’s not a big budget title like the the Activision movie tie-ins or the recent Insomniac titles. In fact, it has no official license at all. It’s a Flash game made purely for the love of Spider-Man, and the Ram Jam song “Black Betty” for some reason.
Bonfireside Chat 315: Recluse's River
This week we find the very hidden entrance to a very hidden path to a very hidden area. Shadow Keep hides a way to reach the Recluse’s River, which is the warpath that the hornsent inquisition took to bring great force to bear on Midra in the Abyssal Woods. Along the way we will complete our final two mini-dungeons and descend further than ought to be possible, as we approach the coolest area in the game.
Real Lich Hours 55: The Temple of Bhaal
In this episode we turn Orin’s Orinsides Inside Orout.Other Segments:Complete Priest’s Handbook: Divine InterventionLegends and Lore: OrinFind Familiar: Baal Butlers
Best Quality Vacuum 54: Fifty-One
Walt celebrates a birthday. Skyler goes for a swim.We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.
Watch Out for Fireballs! 462: Super Castlevania IV
Casltevania evolves into the nest generation. This is the last hurrah of the Classic-vanias. Demanding platforming, simple progression. Dare we say we prefer them over the RPG-vanias at this point?Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
Everything to Guppy 992: Monster Blitz Pt. 43
Two monsters, no waiting
Abject Suffering 590: Home Alone (PS2)
This week we talk about the little-known PS2 game adaptation of Home Alone, a Christmas classic that was already super old in 2006 when this came out. But honestly, there’s very little there to talk about. Instead, we camp out on the taxonomical horror of a picture of corndogs Gary took ten years ago. Here’s the photo: https://bsky.app/profile/garybutterfield.bsky.social/post/3ldi4heqxj22c
Final Reminder: Duckfeed Listener Survey
Hey folks! K here just letting you know that there's only a couple of days left to fill out the Duckfeed Listener Survey if you want to enter the drawing to pick the subject of the final episode of Exquisite Suffering. I'll be picking a winner sometime around Noon Eastern on New Year's Day. The survey is super quick, and super useful for us. Take the time, if you can!Click here to take the survey.
Bonfireside Chat 314: The Cathedral of Manus Metyr
The hands of the cosmos have many fingers, and all of their movements tell a story. But what that story means is up for interpretation. And this week we venture to the Cathedral of Manus Metyr and meet a very strange man named Count Ymir, who claims to have knowledge of the true nature of the Greater Will, the Two Fingers, and the origins of Marika’s divinity. Is he trustworthy? Who knows!? Let’s go blow whistles for him.
Real Lich Hours 54: The Stone Lord
In this episode we… "do some butt-kicking for righteous justice". Wait, is that right?Other Segments:Deities and Demigods: WaukeenLegends and Lore: MinscFiend Folio: Giant Space Hamster
They've Developed a Game Completely Resistant to Coverage
Well, we can't actually do Project Snowblind. Last year, I put this game on the schedule because of the Deus Ex connection, and because I had vaguely fond memories of playing the PS2 version. Playing the PC port was acceptably janky up until level 3 or so, when I was beset by constant crashes. I was losing progress left and right. It was too frustrating and I called an audible, vowing to bring the game back when possible. Flash forward to me ...
Watch Out for Fireballs!: Kirby's Adventure (Premium)
This one's just for you, our dear Patrons.We suck up our enemies and absorb their powers in this early, but charming Kirby adventure.
Watch Out for Fireballs! Dispatch: Duckstream 2024
We did a party to raise money for charity. We stayed up all night even though we're so old. We did raise that money, though.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
Everything to Guppy 991: Monster Blitz Pt. 42
This technically constitutes our Christmas episode. (Contains no Christmas content.)
Unfilmable 70: Gremlins 2
Merry Christmas! Oops. I mean, Happy New Year! It's Gremlins 2, the cartoon that walks like a horror movie. Joe Dante presents a gag-a-minute comedy in a rare example of complete creative control working out beautifully.
Abject Suffering 589: Inspector Gadget
What is the meaning of Inspector Gadget? Is he basically a cyberzombie, which would explain the bungling? In which ball is the essence stored? This mostly on-topic episode is not afraid to ask the important and hard-hitting questions about this awful metal man.
Bonfireside Chat 313: Scaduview
This week we complete the last of Shadow Keep, exploring the rear of the Specimen Storehouse before killing Messmer’s best bud Commander Gaius, and stumbling across the location where Marika’s whole story began.
Real Lich Hours 53: The House of Grief
In this episode we lose it all to the Lady of Loss at The House of Grief.Other Segments:Character Roundup: ShadowheartLegends and Lore: ViconiaSage Advice: Mirror of Loss
Best Quality Vacuum 53: Hazard Pay
Of all the crazy stuff that happens in Season 5, making meth inside a pest control house is the one that gets my vote for most outlandish. Still pretty good TV, though.We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.
QUAKSTAK 23: Cookies
Gary's reading Delta Green: Black Sites, Kole's watched Detroiters finally, and Gwen marvels at Severance.
The Level 526: Jiggle Peaks
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about Marvel Rivals, Rise of the Golden Idol, The Cabin Factory, and much more!The Grind:Kole: The Cabin Factory. Resident Evil 2: Kendo’s Cut Uncut. FUSER.Dennis: Marvel Rivals. For the King II. Fortnite: Ballistic.Moxie: Fornite: Ballistic. Withering Rooms.Ben: Rise of the Golden Idol. Space Marine 2.The Multiplayer:Pitch a game around a comic or graphic novel character.The End Boss:The Game Awards announceme...
Duckfeed Listener Survey 2025
Hello! Sorry to double post, but I figured this would merit is own little landing spot.For the first time in forever, we are putting out a brief survey, to learn a little more about you and what you enjoy re: content.HERE'S THE LINKThe survey is about 25 questions, and it should take less than 10 minutes (if you really luxuriate in it). Don't worry, this is not presaging some kind of switch to advertisers. We really just want to know this...
Duckfeed State of the Union 2024
Hello all,Every once in a while we like to make a big post like this to announce some changes. 2024 marked our ten year anniversary of funding ourselves through Patreon, and over that time we’ve increased the amount of content we put out each month. This year’s changes are going to be about refocusing, reining things in a bit, and making sure we’re putting our energy where it does the most good.The inspiration for these changes came from a ...
Watch Out for Fireballs! 461: Cyberpunk 2077 (Part 3)
Time to hack some side-quests and tech some gigs. We do a TON of hanging out with Johnny Silverhand and decide our fate.Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
Exquisite Suffering 203: Reign of Fire
Reign of Fire is the kind of movie you can’t make anymore, and that’s a good thing. It’s the perfect storm of post-9/11 militarism, and post-Lord of the Rings fantasy bandwagon chasing, with a pre-Batman Christian Bale and a pre-McConaughssaince Matthew McConnaughey. While a game about shooting dragons with guns should have a pretty high entertainment floor, this one absolutely biffs it by making you enact some of the worst vehicle combat t...
Call and Response: Bonfireside Chat: The Middle of the Map
Hey tarnished! It's time to write in with your responses on... I can't figure out what to call this collective area inElden Ring! The relevant areas are Specimen Storehouse, Bonny Village, Church District, Scaduview, The Cathedral of Manus Metyr and Recluse's River. Submit your response as a comment on this post!As always, keep some guidelines in mind.Keep your responses and stories specific to the areas we listedPlease keep your resp...






















