cyanide_and_happiness posts
Tomorrow's comic early for Patreon bois and girlz
It'll split you in two!
EARLY COMIC!
Hello lovely people. This one doesn't come out until next week. Hope you enjoy, and have a good weekend! Please tell me in the comments what you're having for dinner tonight.-Rob
Missed us at C2E2?
C2E2 was a blast, but we wanted to bring some of the fun home to our Patrons! Use code MISSEDYOUATC2E2 through this Sunday (5/5) and enjoy 25% off your order at store.explosm.net.
An early comic
Shhh! Don't tell! Actually, do tell. Tell all your friends they can get the comic early if they sign up to our Patreon.
Tomorrow's Comic!
This one's a GIF. It only plays once. If you don't understand the punchline it's because you waited too long and you gotta refresh the page.Happy Tuesday!-Rob
Tomorrow's comic
Here's tomorrow's comic, today! Holy crappoli.What's a time when you were orange guy on the left?-Rob
Tomorrow's Comic... TODAY!?
It's Rob from the future. Here's today's (tomorrow's) comic. Where I come from it's Wednesday already. I'm closer to the weekend than you. Hahahaha.
TOMORROW'S COMIC
Sorry about this one.
Tomorrow's Comic TODAY
I love you.-Rob
Tomorrow's comic a little early
Eat up, you little darlings.
TOMORROW'S COMIC and a Goody Bag Update
Hey folks! Quick update on Goody Bag #3 (the final one). We haven't forgotten you guys, we're just a tinier team than ever, and these goody bags are a lot of work for just three people. We're getting the final bits figured out this week and will send them out shortly thereafter!Also here is tomorrow's comic! It's autobiographical.Thank you for being beautiful and sexy, person reading this. Yes, you.-Rob
Tomorrow's comic early!
Hello lovely people. This is tomorrow's comic, but you can read it now! Do you like this? Does this appeal to you? Did you enjoy this comic, and this written paragraph asking you if you enjoyed it? What are you wearing today?-Rob
EARLY COMIC :0
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Exclusive Short!!!!!!!! :0
Here's an animatic to a really bizarre short that makes us laugh. We might produce the whole thing some day, or maybe we're crazy Animatic by Geoff Galneda
Four Girls One Squid: UNCENSORED
Rob here with a very special post! Some of you might've seen this sketch from the old Cyanide and Happiness Show, but many (or most) of you probably haven't. It was behind a paywall, and also was way too NSFW to ever put on YouTube. But here it is! The uncensored, second installment in the Buttshark Saga. Enjoy!
The First Goody Bag is About to Ship Out!
Hey everyone!We're about to ship out the first Patreon goody bag. We got a little bit delayed because some of our team members caught something called "covid" (remember that virus that used to be all over the news?)Anyway, if you've supported us since January at $5 or more per month, you're elligible to receive a goody bag, so be sure to add or update your shipping address so we can get you the goods!Thanks again for being par...
Never Posted Comic!
I don't know why we never put this one up. Hope you all enjoy!-Rob
Patreon Members Only Sale!
We're giving our Patreon members 15% off our merch on the Explosm store for all of March! Use code GIMMETHESTUFF And don't tell anyone outside of Patreon, this is our little secret
Early comic!
This one is about me. -Rob
NEW COMIC
Hope this one isn't too relatable.
Customer Survey
If you'll take a brief moment to fill out this customer survey What level of old man pain are you experiencing?
Tomorrow's comic
I promise this is the last 8 ball comic (maybe)-Rob
New Unreleased Comic!
Here's a comic. I love you.-Rob
Pin Poll Pin Poll Pin Poll Pin Poll
Which Pin should we create for the first goody bag?
EARLY COMIC!
Here's a comic that doesn't go up for another week.
Exclusive Comic
Here's a secret unreleased comic, just for our Patreon pals.
Grandpa's Storytime VO
Here's Dave doing some voice acting for the short, Grandpa's Storytime! Go here to watch the final video: https://youtu.be/5wbHuqYKODo.....Password: dUsT2dUsT

























