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The Human From A Dungeon 83
Chapter 83High Chief UlurmakAdventurer Level: N/AOrc - Kirkenian"Fuck you with a pike, orc," King Lofin spit.He then crumpled the document he had just read, or likely pretended to read, and threw it at my feet. Even if he didn't know how to read, the contents of the document were obvious. A call for a complete and unconditional surrender, and the abdication of his throne.He stood defiantly before me, chains clinking on occasion. His o...
The New Era 20
Chapter 20Subject: Overdrone S655L894T131Species: UnknownSpecies Description: HumanoidShip: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-UnionLocation: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-UnionMy hearts pumped wildly as I tried to get my bearings. We had climbed through a hole in the wall. A wall that was supposed to be external hull. It should have been exposed to the void, but we were inside of a relatively small area filled with seating and various unf...
The Human From a Dungeon 82
Chapter 82Nick SmithAdventurer Level: 7Human – AmericanThe otherworldly pull finally subsided, and I struggled valiantly to keep my breakfast down again. Part of me knew that I would feel better if I threw up, but I somehow managed to win the fight against my stomach. My eyes, however, were caught in the conflict and became bleary. I rubbed them, and Mumuldobran was waiting to greet me once they cleared."Judging by the current state of the ...
The New Era 19
Chapter 19Subject: Staff Sergeant PowerSpecies: HumanSpecies Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.Ship: N/ALocation: Classified"You know, I gotta say, I'm not a huge fan of all this sneaky bullshit," Sergeant Hanson grumbled. "Stealth just isn't my thing.""Then you made a poor choice of career," Sergeant Smith chuckled. "...
The Human From a Dungeon 81
Chapter 81Master Vampire Kirain YithAdventurer Level: N/ADrow Master Vampire - BalushenianI coldly examined the gathered vampires. Many of them had previously looked down on me for being a half-breed. Now, they're completely under my power. Of course, there had been some resistance when I took command, but those that were capable of shirking my control were quickly dealt with by those that weren't."Are we done?" I demanded."Ne...
The New Era 18
Chapter 18Subject: Overdrone S655L894T131Species: UnknownSpecies Description: HumanoidShip: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-UnionLocation: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-Union"Unintended Destruction Report TUI-09.0998-265-537 is now available for your perusal," my readout informed me.The high pitch of its voice grated my nerves as I absentmindedly tapped the notification that suddenly appeared in my vision. There are ways to chan...
The Human From a Dungeon 80
Chapter 80Nick SmithAdventurer Level: 7Human – AmericanThe darkness faded at the same time as the uncanny pulling sensation, and I found myself surrounded by trees. Again. Par for the course when dealing with the fair folk, I guess. At least they're the same kind, though.The familiarity of the trees and scenery helped a lot with my nausea, but a little bit of my breakfast made it back into my mouth regardless. The spicy kick distracted me f...
The New Era 17
Chapter 17Subject: AI OmegaSpecies: Human-Created Artificial IntelligenceSpecies Description: No physical description available.Ship: N/ALocation: MultipleI mused at the level of creativity that greed seems to inspire in organics as an intentionally faulty air purifier 'accidentally' flooded a few rooms with carbon dioxide. Some of these rooms had working CO2 detectors that allowed their occupants to reach safety before death could occur....
The Human From a Dungeon 79
Chapter 79Nash AltaAdventurer Level: 9Orc - Nulevan"Bored now," Tits said, grabbing Nick. "Let's go."A whirlwind of darkness and light enveloped Nick and Tits. The maelstrom unleashed a volley of heat which burned my face, but it quickly collapsed in on itself with a cork-like pop. Yulk and I stared, stunned, at where they had just been standing. Mumuldobran and Algebrun let out a synchronous sigh."Well, I guess that settl...
The New Era 16
Chapter 16Subject: AI OmegaSpecies: Human-Created Artificial IntelligenceSpecies Description: No physical description available.Ship: N/ALocation: MultipleThe organics went into an absolute frenzy when news of the prisoners spread. It was almost difficult to keep up with it all, but thankfully I didn't have to try. Another benefit of having multiple AI along for the ride.--D: So... What are we going to do with the prisoners once they've b...
The Human From a Dungeon 78
Chapter 78???Cold. So cold. A deep, bitter cold, the kind that digs icy fangs straight into the bones, eagerly consuming any semblance of warmth. I am broken. Still broken. How long has it been since I was last whole? How did I get here? Where is this?Vague pieces of recollection slipped away the moment I tried to focus on them with my addled mind. Nothing solid formed, just brief memories of sights, sounds, and smells. Then it occurred to me. Wh...
The New Era 15
Chapter 15Subject: Drone N436Z984A026 [AKA Naza]Species: UnknownSpecies Description: HumanoidShip: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-UnionLocation: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-Union"What do you have planned for us?" Forty asked as the aliens led us into the reactor room.Two of them were in front of us, three of them were behind us. The 'staff sergeant' was one of the ones in the rear, keeping a close eye on our movements...
ItsDirector's Roadmap: November 13, 2024
Hi everyone! I think it's time for another roadmap. This isn't something I'm going to be doing on certain dates, just whenever enough things happen for things to change.Videos/Livestreams:I have, unfortunately, had to put plans for livestreams on the back burner. It's definitely something I still want to do, but it's been impossible to find the time for it. That being said, I've had an idea for a series of videos that will...
The Human From a Dungeon 77
Chapter 77Nick SmithAdventurer Level: 7Human – AmericanTits watched me with a pout as I took another step back and wiped what I hoped was her sweat off my face. Mumuldobran waited for Tits’ explanation for a moment before clearing their throat. The aggressively flirtatious arch-fae sighed and turned to Mumuldobran."I got bored, so I decided to spy on the enemy," Tits said. "I noticed a bunch of crows on their side of the battlefie...
The New Era 14
Chapter 14Subject: Drone N436Z984A026 [AKA Naza]Species: UnknownSpecies Description: HumanoidShip: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-UnionLocation: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-Union"Evacuate!" I shouted.A flurry of activity began the moment I finished shouting. All but a few drones practically trampled each other trying to get out of the room. Nizi and his helper scrambled over to see what was happening as the foreman ran up to ...
The Human From a Dungeon 76
Chapter 76Nick SmithAdventurer Level: 7Human – AmericanOnce the darkness settled over me, I felt as if I was being yanked. Like a parent pulling their child out of the way of a car. Before I could consider the irony of that thought, I blinked and was suddenly in a completely different clearing.My senses were assaulted by the difference. Smells, sights, temperature, everything had altered enough to be noticeable. My stomach decided to become an ...
The New Era 13
Chapter 13Subject: Drone N436Z984A026 [AKA Naza]Species: UnknownSpecies Description: HumanoidShip: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-UnionLocation: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-UnionThe implants in my arms, legs, and neck buzzed to awaken me from my charging cycle. As usual, I didn't feel rested at all. Haven't felt rested since my childhood. I've almost forgotten what it feels like.My charging bay's screen moved in front...
The Human From a Dungeon 75
Chapter 75Count Alurgas TuvinoAdventurer Level: N/AVampire - BalushenianI watched the thralls drag yet another chained fae into the ritual cage. Part of me was amused, finding a grim satisfaction in the suffering of those who would dare to look down on me. Another, much smaller part of me was disturbed by what I was witnessing, though.This magic is wrong on a fundamental level. The higher ones created the first vampires long ago to address the wy...
The New Era 12
Chapter 12Subject: Ship-Head UleenaSpecies: UrakariSpecies Description: Reptilian humanoid, no tail. 5'3" (1.6 m) avg height. 135 lbs (61 kg) avg weight. 105 year life expectancy.Ship: RSV Lowelana {Fights with Honor}Location: Unknown"Ah, hello there Uleena" Captain Reynolds said as we nearly ran into each other. "Greetings, Captain," I replied. "You weren't already in the conference room?""No, I've bee...
The Human From a Dungeon 74
Chapter 74Nick SmithAdventurer Level: 7Human – AmericanDumbfounded, I met Veern's angry stare. What's the rush? Did something happen? What's going on? It's probably stupid to ask, though. I turned my attention back to the tablets and began to read again.--Day 94The daemon emits T2 magical energy by default. A significant amount of it, much more than the elves or dwarves do. It's possible this is why the tear is radiating thi...
The New Era 11
Chapter 11Subject: AI OmegaSpecies: Human-Created Artificial IntelligenceSpecies Description: No physical description available.Ship: N/ALocation: MultiplePouring over what little sensor data we currently had, I found myself regretting the isolation I had inflicted upon this instance of myself. Being able to discuss findings like these with another AI is one of the reasons I brought them along in the first place. I wouldn't go so far as to sa...
The Human From a Dungeon 73
Chapter 73Nick SmithAdventurer Level: 7Human – AmericanWe watched the rain smash itself against whatever was protecting the clearing. It was torrential, covering the entirety of the otherwise invisible barrier, and I didn't look forward to leaving once our business was done. We'd be soaked for the rest of the day, at least."So if you had to liken it to another smell, what would you say it smells like?" Rebis asked."The rain?...
The New Era 10
Chapter 10Subject: Captain SchmidtSpecies: HumanSpecies Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.Ship: USSS StrandhoggLocation: Classified"Final comms buoy placed, sir," the isolan sensor tech said. "It's coming online now.""Good work, Gofsun," Henskin said. "Sir?"Henskin and I made eye contact, and the briefest of smiles pl...
The Human From a Dungeon 72
Chapter 72Nick SmithAdventurer Level: 7Human – American"We're getting close, now" Larie said. "These fae and I are familiar with one another, so please allow me the honor of introductions.""Don't worry," Rebis laughed. "I know better than to give my name to a fae.""Well, actually, these fae already have names so there's no need to be concer-""Just a joke.""Ah, right."The forest...
The New Era 9
Chapter 9Subject: Captain SchmidtSpecies: HumanSpecies Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.Ship: USSS StrandhoggLocation: Classified"So cap'n, this is probably gonna be a long one," Commander Henskin said casually. "Think we're in for the suck?"A few eyebrows rose on the other officers as I looked at the former marine with the sort...
The Human From a Dungeon 71
Chapter 71Count Alurgas TuvinoAdventurer Level: N/AVampire - BalushenianI've always hated the stench of war. Even the wonderful scent of blood on the air is spoiled by the various odors that accompany it. Various fires burning questionable things, body odor, rot, and feces assault the senses whenever one is unwise enough to breath through one's nostrils.One can become acclimatized to it, given the chance, but never immune. The assault on ...
The New Era 8
Chapter 8Subject: Staff Sergeant PowerSpecies: HumanSpecies Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.Ship: N/ALocation: Classified"But they just fuckin' moved us," Simmons complained."It's not a big deal," Johnson said. "It's just a layover type of thing. Probably just to sort everyone out. Or maybe it's a security thing....
The Human From a Dungeon 70
Chapter 70High Chief UlurmakAdventurer Level: N/AOrc - KirkenianMy gaze washed over the former battlefield with satisfaction. Drow corpses and weapons were scattered everywhere, with nary an injured dwarf, elf, or orc in sight. We'd definitely taken some casualties, but we cleaned up after ourselves nicely. Our enemy, on the other hand, didn't get the chance to.A job well done, if I say so myself. I even got to fight a bit. Of course, fig...
The New Era 7
Chapter 7Subject: AI DaveSpecies: Human-Created Artificial IntelligenceSpecies Description: No physical description available.Ship: N/ALocation: USSS Thanatos--T: And that's the weapons interface, which will let you control the MACs and stuff. General orders are to wait until asked, though. Unless it's an emergency, or there's nobody left to ask. Which would probably count as an emergency.D: Yup, don't jump the gun ezpz is this th...
The Human From a Dungeon 69
Chapter 69Nick SmithAdventurer Level: 7Human – American"Nick?" Yulk asked, seeing the shock on my face.I tried to answer him, but couldn't come up with the words. Several feelings swelled up within me all at once, completely overwhelming me. Surprise was chief among them, but also confusion and disappointment. My eyes darted along the characters over and over, trying to make sense of what I was seeing."What's wrong?" Gal...
