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Gam180 Silence
This week, we take on a Scorsese movie. Never thought that would happen, but it did. And the movie deserved it. And here's proof.
You get first dibs on GAM live in Denver Tickets
that's right patrons. We're giving you dibs way way early to our show on Saturday, March 9th in Denver. This bad boy is gonna sell out so grab em fast!https://holdmyticket.com/event/332075
GAM179 One More Round
Somehow we keep suckering Thomas Smith into coming on the show...
Gam178 Science Falsely So Called LIVE in Dallas
Okay, running crazy late with this one. Sorry. I edited on the plane, uploading the minute I got home. Believe me; I also wish that I'd gotten home earlier.
GAM177 My First Miracle
This week, we basically make wall to wall cancer jokes. But don't worry; we mostly do tasteful ones.
GAM176 Wide Awake
This week, we watch a movie with a title that quickly becomes a direct challenge to the viewer.
GAM175 Christmas Shoes
One last Christmas movie... we can make it through one last Christmas movie, can't we?
GAM Bonus 030: Slender Man
On this month's secular bonus episode, we tackle the worst of 2018.
GAM174 Joseph and Mary
This week, we step into a Pier One and agree to pretend it's ancient Israel for a few hours.
Gam173: A Little Christmas Business
This week, we work off of notes that are almost entirely filled with variations on: "What?"
December Bonus Poll: The Worst of the Year
In a year filled with films like Avengers and Black panther these turds may have slipped by you...but dammit they didn't slip by us. Eli's Choice:Slender Man (CW body horror, maggots, blood) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySy8mcceTno Heath's Choice: Gotti https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjLs5XkJ8vwNoah's Choice:15:17 to Parishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_lnyn2R2Q
GAM172 The Last Straw
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GAM Live in Dallas! Patrons get first dibs
pssst...got some hot fresh tickets to a live show for ya...but dont tells nobody I tolds ya
Gam171 Ember Days
This week, Noah revisits a very dark part of his past.
GAM Bonus 029: The Core
This month, we take on the most scientifically inaccurate film we've reviewed since Vaxxed.
Gam170: Saved by Grace
This week, we learn the sad story of whatever happened to Joey Lawrence. And it's at least as sad as you hoped it was.
GAM169 The Killing of Satan
Possibly the weirdest thing we've ever viewed. Definitely in contention.
What a disaster!
It's november and that means...natural disasters...thats right...because november starts with N...nailed it. Eli's Choice: THE COREThe earth's core stops spinning because...superman flew around the earth backwards? It's unclear. It was like this movie was having a suck competition with Armageddon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmlr7BYi_hUNoah's Choice: The Day After TomorrowRunning form a killer...cold...front...plus climate ...
GAM168 The Trump Prophecy
Quick, while you're trying to take your mind off of politics, listen to a GAM episode about the 2016 election.
GAM167 The Remaining
Because nothing sucks like Christian horror movies.
GAM Bonus 28: Deep Blue Sea
Because Eli's LL Cool J impression is not meant for the wider world...
GAM166 A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon LIVE from QED
This week, we're live from QED. That means the episode will be shorter than normal, but Eli makes up for it by packing a maximal amount of libel into a short episode.
GAM165 Loose Change LIVE from London
Live from London, featuring amazingly awesome guest masochists Andy Wilson and Michael Marshal.
GAM164: The Devil's Advocate
With the current political situation, it would have been hard to pick a more appropriate movie, I guess...
October Bonus Episode: Halloween Sharktacular
Heath:Jaws 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTga44I43uINoah:Deep Blue Seahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCs2slK8GkY Eli:Sand Sharks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEfO5iNicI
GAM163: God Friended Me
This week, we reply to the 18,627 tweets, emails, and FB messages asking whether we were gonna do this one.
GAM162 Faith Like Potatoes
You probably thought there weren't any movies about how hard apartheid was on the white people in South Africa, didn't you? Allow us to disabuse you of that.
GAM Bonus 27: Birdemic
Okay, so the word "best" doesn't mean much in this line of work, but this is certainly our favorite of all the movies we've ever done.
GAM161 Where is Good?
This week, Eli bails on us and makes Heath and I watch the terrible anti-abortion movie because he's a liar that sucks.
Gam160: O.B.A.M. Nude
This is the quintessential god awful movie. And no, there's no nude Barack in it.
