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GAM118 How Do I Love Thee?

On this week's episode, nobody gets laid.

Sorry about such a late drop all; Patreon's testing a scheduling option for posts and apparently there are still a few bugs to work out. Unfortunately, the wifi in the Australian outback sucks, or I'd have known earlier...

GAM116 The Monster Project

Well, it isn't a Christian movie, and it's not October anymore, so I guess the only excuse we have for this week's selection is that it was god awful.

GAM Bonus 017: Furious 7

The bad news is that episode 116 is running a little bit late. The good news is that we have a Vin Diesel movie for you in the meantime.

GAM115 Let There Be Light

This weekend, for the first time, the three of us all went to a theater together to see the movie. Because we knew this would be the best worst Christian movie of all time. And it was.

GAM114: The Life Zone

Oh Robert Loggia... we'd have loaned you a couple bucks if we knew you needed it this bad.

GAM113 The Appointment

This week, we examine the Christiano's first (known) snuff film.

GAM Bonus 016: Little Nicky

I remembered this movie being bad, but not this bad...

GAM112 The Passage to Zarahemla LIVE from Salt Lake City

Live from Salt Lake City!

GAM111 The Grim Reaper (Live from Austin)

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah head out to the Lone Star State to break down the story of an atheist dad dealing with the horror of realizing he's in a Christian movie.

GAM110 Agent Emes: Rabbi-napped

With the whole crew in Austin this weekend, we had to record one in advance for you; and it just so happens to be a pretty good precursor to Yom Kippur.

GAM109 The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults

This movie is very close to "The Noah Lugeons origin story"

GAM108 Hangman's Curse

Okay, so this isn't really a Christian movie, but it sure pretends to be.

GAM107 M 10.28

This title looks like my cat strolled across the keyboard, but that's what I meant to type, believe it or not.

GAM106 Agent Emes: The Fish Head

This week, we find the Jewish Bible Man, and it's at least as crazy as we hoped it would be.

GAM105: Exit: The Appeal of Suicide

In this week's episode, Ray Comfort makes suicide way more appealing.

GAM104: Dashavatar

This week, we make up for 103 weeks of not making fun of Hinduism.

GAM Bonus 015: Transformers - The Last Knight

With vacations at the end of last month, it took us a while to get this one recorded and edited; so we apologize for getting it to you late. That being said, to make up for it, we got Opening Arguments very own Andrew Torrez to come in and allow us to listen to the innocent love of his childhood get crushed by a CGI-happy minion of greed and bad taste.

August Bonus Episode: ADAM SANDLER!!

Hey folks,Don't worry, our bonus episode for July is on it's way but in the mean time you sweet mamma jamma's get to choose what we'll be breaking down later this month for august. We've got some of A-sand's worst so go for it-Eli

GAM103 Creed of Gold

Okay, yeah; probably should have forced the econ-major to sit through this one with us.

GAM102 The Mark 2: Redemption

This week, I go on vacation; and Eli and Heath think it would be really funny to give me a long edit when I get home.Sorry about the late drop.

MISTAKE

hey folks, Just a quick note. A post that was supposed to go to my blog got posted here (they're on the same dashboard for me) but I've deleted the post and you should not be charged. If we can't fix it we'll just make sure we dont charge you for this weeks episode. Either way you're not going to get charged for a blog post. Super best friend promise. Thats what I get for posting at 1:30 AM BestEli

GAM101 The Mark

Well now it's official. Eli was JUST KIDDING, and the show will carry on into its triple digit glory. And stick around to the end to see what might be cooking on the horizon. I know you love Squooge-Squooge. Eli and Heath know you love Squooge-Squooge. But you'll only know why if you listen to the end.

GAM100 Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt

This week, you get to hear Seth Andrews compare a costume to Liberace's vibrator. It took us 100 episodes to make that happen, but if it's all we ever achieve, it was all worth it.

GAM099 Journey to the Sky LIVE in Seattle

This week, I'm pretty sure we make podcasting history.

GAM Bonus 014: The Last Airbender

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. The twist is that it sucks.

GAM098 Believe

This week, we review a movie designed to make Heath's head veins rupture. It's another bonus-minute rich Patreon episode for you; and we hope this makes up for the June bonus episode being late. We should have it up in the next day or two, and we apologize for the wait.